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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2013, 12:40:11 am »
Quote from: Sir_Hans on August 06, 2013, 11:24:09 am
This is a great plan.

approaches girl
girl: hey you need somethin?
dude: I am building a siege tower!
girl: what?
dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower!
girl: ...
dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier!
girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya.
dude: Those Bastaaards!
girl splashes drink in face.
...
...
...
dude: You'll pay with your life!

Cops show up
dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!

lol
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2013, 01:42:08 am »
Quote from: zagibu on August 06, 2013, 08:18:01 pm
It's insane when you think how they managed to put commands for every situation in life in this menu.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2013, 02:38:15 am »
Quote from: Sir_Hans on August 06, 2013, 11:24:09 am
This is a great plan.

approaches girl
girl: hey you need somethin?
dude: I am building a siege tower!
girl: what?
dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower!
girl: ...
dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier!
girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya.
dude: Those Bastaaards!
girl splashes drink in face.
...
...
...
dude: You'll pay with your life!

Cops show up
dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!

*dude approaches girl*
dude: I need help
girl: oh hello there, how can I help you?
dude: Follow me! I need help!
*she follows him into some back alley*
dude: I am attacking! Open the gate!
girl: what?
*he stairs at her ass*
dude: open the gate!
girl: ok, this is a bit weird, I'm gonna go
*he suddenly grabs her*
dude: Infantry! Hooooooooooooooooooold!
girl: omg, what are you doing?
dude: I am opening the gate!
girl: omg nooooo, dont touch me, somebody help!
dude: No! (silent)
dude: I am attacking! I'm going for the flag!
girl: I beg you, I'm still a virgin. Not there, not there!
*he bends her over and positions her into doggy style*
dude: I am deploying equipment!
dude: Incoming infantry from behind!
girl: AAAAAAAA
dude: FOR THE DAWWWG!!!
*some time later*
dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Release Arrows!
Archerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

The End.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2013, 05:27:35 am »
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2013, 07:01:39 am »
Women are overrated
Goats and cats are all you need...
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2013, 07:18:34 am »
I got two girlfriends that will pleasure me whenever I ask, Lefty and Righty.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2013, 08:24:02 am »
Quote from: Jarold on August 07, 2013, 07:18:34 am
I got two girlfriends that will pleasure me whenever I ask, Lefty and Righty.

Uh... twins, so hawt :mrgreen:
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2013, 08:40:35 am »
Semi-related

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2013, 09:23:09 am »
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 07, 2013, 08:40:35 am
Semi-related

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Her dad should bury her alive in a pool of shit. Cause that shit is so alpha.



Quote from: Christo on August 07, 2013, 05:27:35 am
o_O

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2013, 10:29:41 am »
Quote from: wanteds on August 07, 2013, 02:38:15 am
*dude approaches girl*
dude: I need help
girl: oh hello there, how can I help you?
dude: Follow me! I need help!
*she follows him into some back alley*
dude: I am attacking! Open the gate!
girl: what?
*he stairs at her ass*
dude: open the gate!
girl: ok, this is a bit weird, I'm gonna go
*he suddenly grabs her*
dude: Infantry! Hooooooooooooooooooold!
girl: omg, what are you doing?
dude: I am opening the gate!
girl: omg nooooo, dont touch me, somebody help!
dude: No! (silent)
dude: I am attacking! I'm going for the flag!
girl: I beg you, I'm still a virgin. Not there, not there!
*he bends her over and positions her into doggy style*
dude: I am deploying equipment!
dude: Incoming infantry from behind!
girl: AAAAAAAA
dude: FOR THE DAWWWG!!!
*some time later*
dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Release Arrows!
Archerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

The End.

I inhaled my drink and it went up my nose, 10/10
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2013, 10:37:40 am »
 :mrgreen:
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2013, 03:31:15 pm »
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2013, 03:39:52 pm »
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on August 07, 2013, 07:01:39 am
Women are overrated
Goats and cats are all you need...
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2013, 03:40:18 pm »
sheeps are nice aswell  :lol:
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2013, 03:46:00 pm »
Quote from: Sabjorn on August 07, 2013, 03:40:18 pm
sheeps are nice aswell  :lol:
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.
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