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Offline Christo

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2013, 08:26:20 am »
Quote from: Sabjorn on August 05, 2013, 08:24:00 am
Sure!

Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you  play videogames together, watch tv series together,  she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!

Yes man! GF`s are fun!  :|

Ouch, Pan. That sucks, why did she break up with you? Did she tell anything?


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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2013, 08:29:16 am »
She never told me, and to be honest I stopped asking after the second time, because I despise begging , but my guess would be that she found a richer guy than me, because I highly doubt that anyone else in Greece is more handsome than I am  :mrgreen:
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2013, 08:32:16 am »
Egh.

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2013, 08:35:05 am »
Heads up men. I'm also sad, my gf left me on saturday. She'll be back on wednesday though, she's on a short trip with a friend. Cant wait to see my honeybunny again 
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2013, 04:59:37 pm »
Quote from: Sabjorn on August 05, 2013, 08:24:00 am
Sure!

Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you  play videogames together, watch tv series together,  she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!

Yes man! GF`s are fun!  :|

I feel you man, I'm still recovering from my last gf  ( total energy vampire). Have never been so emotionaly drained in my entire life and all that in a mostly passive way. torture.

Went through a rebound chick after that, ofc taht didn't work out, as we both knew it wouldnt, went to a brothel to "quench my thirst" wasnt bad from a physical point of view...

I'm so careful now, my next will have to be a quiet kind chick, always was a magnet for the psycho chicks, no more I say no more!
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2013, 05:07:54 pm »
Quote from: WarLord on August 05, 2013, 05:06:47 pm
On a trip with a female friend I hope  :P

gah... of course. Although I know how she reacts when a stranger tries to talk to her... no need to worry  8-)
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2013, 07:42:31 pm »
Quote from: Grumpy_Nic on August 05, 2013, 05:07:54 pm
gah... of course. Although I know how she reacts when a stranger tries to talk to her... no need to worry  8-)

How does she react?  Dropping to her knees, mouth agape?
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2013, 07:47:15 pm »
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What is a "girlfriend"?
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2013, 08:14:51 pm »
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on August 05, 2013, 07:42:31 pm
How does she react?  Dropping to her knees, mouth agape?

Yes, of course. Exactly how you imagine it.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2013, 10:00:24 pm »
Quote from: Sabjorn on August 05, 2013, 08:24:00 am
Sure!

Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you  play videogames together, watch tv series together,  she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!

Yes man! GF`s are fun!  :|


Serves you right for "dating" a 14-years-old. Even cmp wouldn't do that.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2013, 10:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Grumpy_Nic on August 05, 2013, 08:14:51 pm
Yes, of course. Exactly how you imagine it.

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2013, 10:39:44 pm »
I have a solution, next time you see a hot girl approach her and talk only with the crpg menu commands. She will love it!
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2013, 11:24:09 am »
Quote from: Umbra on August 05, 2013, 10:39:44 pm
I have a solution, next time you see a hot girl approach her and talk only with the crpg menu commands. She will love it!

This is a great plan.

approaches girl
girl: hey you need somethin?
dude: I am building a siege tower!
girl: what?
dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower!
girl: ...
dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier!
girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya.
dude: Those Bastaaards!
girl splashes drink in face.
...
...
...
dude: You'll pay with your life!

Cops show up
dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2013, 08:18:01 pm »
It's insane when you think how they managed to put commands for every situation in life in this menu.
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