Ryse. What the actual fuck?

[Overdriven]

Just looks like another generic button flicker console game with slow motion and gore... The animations look like shit and don't flow at all. Also what the fuck is up with the armour? It looks so shiny and modern.

I probably would of loved this game when I was 10 because at 10 I was playing Spartan: Total Warrior.

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Haha yes this was an awesome game. Pure joy of button bushing with OP weapons.

[TheAppleSauceMan]

Just looks like another generic button flicker console game with slow motion and gore... The animations look like shit and don't flow at all. Also what the fuck is up with the armour? It looks so shiny and modern.

I probably would of loved this game when I was 10 because at 10 I was playing Spartan: Total Warrior.

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Damn I forgot about this game! Ah good memories! 

[B3RS3RK]

I seriuslly hate the movie and gameindustry for overusing Sparta for everything. Im pretty sure the name itself is already close to getting bought by Pepsi or McDonalds or something. Thats what happens when the entertainmentindustries rape something for some good amount of time. The thing they rape looses seriusness and a soul in the process.

They kinda did a good work with using "Spartan" for Halo though =D

[Zanze]

It looks good, I like the idea... However, that armor... God that armor.

Oh, and if they make us do murder on the scale of Spartan:Total Warrior with button combo or whatever the term is, I will take the arrow out of that Roman soldier's eye and stick it in my own.

Also, who would they be attacking I am wondering. I don't know much Roman History, but I thought the "barbarian" tribes were using wood forts. Those axe guys also don't look too Greek / Carthaginian... but then again I didn't look too closely.

[B3RS3RK]

Yeah, I was thinking about that, too.

In all probability, the Barbarians captured a roman fortress(Even though It does not really look roman made)and the romans now try to reconquer it.

[Oberyn]

Eh, do you honestly think historical fidelity ever once entered the minds of the people making this "game"? It's just going to be a Rome=USA, Call of Duty propaganda entirely performed through QTE's. Pretty much the same way 300 turned Spartans into macho American parodies, crying about freedom and liberty and fighting against tyranny, when they were actually some of the most disgusting slavers and eugenicists of the ancient world. Fascist social darwinians before the words ever existed.

[Xant]

Hey, don't be like that, now. Spartans had a good thing going.

[Zanze]

Eh, do you honestly think historical fidelity ever once entered the minds of the people making this "game"? It's just going to be a Rome=USA, Call of Duty propaganda entirely performed through QTE's. Pretty much the same way 300 turned Spartans into macho American parodies, crying about freedom and liberty and fighting against tyranny, when they were actually some of the most disgusting slavers and eugenicists of the ancient world. Fascist social darwinians before the words ever existed.

Best summary of the Spartans ever.

[Tibe]

Eh, do you honestly think historical fidelity ever once entered the minds of the people making this "game"? It's just going to be a Rome=USA, Call of Duty propaganda entirely performed through QTE's. Pretty much the same way 300 turned Spartans into macho American parodies, crying about freedom and liberty and fighting against tyranny, when they were actually some of the most disgusting slavers and eugenicists of the ancient world. Fascist social darwinians before the words ever existed.

Aye. The murican spartanshit is seriuslly getting on my tits aswell. I wounder why in these spartan movies they didnt explain exactly why where the Spartans so well trained compared to other greeks. I quess they never dared to explain the cruel realism, in fear of we suddenly not rooting for them. Whoever states that it was to keep their freedum deserves to be beaten to death with a historytextbook.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Aye. The murican spartanshit is seriuslly getting on my tits aswell. I wounder why in these spartan movies they didnt explain exactly why where the Spartans so well trained compared to other greeks. I quess they never dared to explain the cruel realism, in fear of we suddenly not rooting for them. Whoever states that it was to keep their freedum deserves to be beaten to death with a historytextbook.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tibe]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mel Gibson the fucking scotsman would be proud.

[CrazyCracka420]

So would Grey Worm

[Overdriven]

Mel Gibson the fucking scotsman would be proud.

Pretty much the single most grating line in a movie EVER.

If there was a film that could single handedly point out how horrible innacurate Hollywood could make a historical film...that would be it. O and The Patriot.

Yeah yeah it's not just cause I'm biased about the English getting raped in films.

[Christo]

they were actually some of the most disgusting slavers and eugenicists of the ancient world. Fascist social darwinians before the words ever existed.

lol

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Pretty much the single most grating line in a movie EVER.

If there was a film that could single handedly point out how horrible innacurate Hollywood could make a historical film...that would be it. O and The Patriot.

Yeah yeah it's not just cause I'm biased about the English getting raped in films.

The Patriot was a really shitty piece of ahistorical shit, amazing how they can take some war and just shit all over it and call it a movie, just like pretty much any movie Mel Gibson would act in, also fuck the Scottish, Englishmen are the best Euros, and Americans are the Englishmen who got sent off to the new world for being genetically superior.