The infidels march onto our doorstep, thinking they come as conquerors. Yet they are simply cattle being herded to slaughter at the butchery, as many factions before them.
The streets of Ahmerrad, of Samarra, of Durrin will run knee high with blood of Hospitaller pigs. When they open their mouths, they lie. When they open their cRPG, they get owned. When they talk on this forum, they shit post. When they play Strategus, they form extremely unpopular mega-alliances while making their vassals heed every beck and call to the letter, then only focus their resources on attacking clans 1/10 the size to make their internet knight's dicks harder than any UFC PPV match could IRL.
Let the community know, EU and NA, let them see what Hospitallers have been, are, and will always be. A clan of sperglord bullies, a zerg as big of LLJK of old except not nearly as entertaining, a clan as arrogant as Ecko/ATS of yore except without any skill, a clan who exploits and cheats as much as Fallen except without a "bad guys" gimmick to justify.
Whenever I read a post saying "UIF RUINED STRAT" or some other peasant lament, I see the truth. At least the UIF fight fair, and use skill instead of hacks, exploits, deception, and overwhelming numbers on the smallest clans on the map. Yet, Hospitallers do, worse then any clan I've seen.
But we already knew that, didn't we? Now it's time for you to learn something. What it means to get into a Strategus war.. with me.
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