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Chuck Norris and cRPG
« on: December 27, 2011, 04:06:03 pm »
Chuck Norris once quit cRPG when he had x5.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2011, 04:26:50 pm »
Quote from: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 04:06:03 pm
Chuck Norris once quit cRPG when he had x5.

Duh, x5 is the lowest multi Chuck can get.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2011, 05:53:50 pm »
CHUCK NORRIS PERMABANNED CMP!
CHUCK NORRIS FREED P/-\NOS
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« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 05:55:07 pm by djavo »
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2011, 06:28:52 pm »
Chuck Norris is level 36 and he gets 1500 xp per tick.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2011, 06:47:00 pm »
Chuck Norris is killing Al_Adin with punch  :!:
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2011, 07:30:41 pm »
Сhuck Norris breaks arrows with his knees. And bolts. And horses.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2011, 08:11:46 pm »
Quote from: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 07:30:41 pm
Сhuck Norris breaks arrows with his knees. And bolts. And horses.

He breaks arrows with horses? Dear god that man is a monster.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2011, 08:14:49 pm »
Let me rephrase that - Chuck Norris breaks everything with everything.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2011, 08:17:23 pm »
Quote from: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 08:14:49 pm
Let me rephrase that - Chuck Norris breaks everything with everything.

He breaks puppies with kittens? This Chuck Norris guy you're all talking about seems like a real bastard...
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2011, 08:19:56 pm »
Quote from: Tennenoth on December 27, 2011, 08:17:23 pm
He breaks puppies with kittens? This Chuck Norris guy you're all talking about seems like a real bastard...

Tenne, I hope for your sake that he will not find out about your post.

Chuck Norris once made Tears of Destiny shut up.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 08:27:53 pm »
Quote from: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 08:19:56 pm
Chuck Norris once made Tears of Destiny shut up.

A worthy accomplishment indeed but can he make the Greys play fair ?
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2011, 08:32:38 pm »
Quote from: Gnjus on December 27, 2011, 08:27:53 pm
A worthy accomplishment indeed but can he make the Greys play fair ?

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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2011, 08:48:51 pm »
I believe even the Grey Order can take a fief from Chuck  :mrgreen:
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2011, 09:18:34 pm »
Chuck Norris once made the DRZ celebrate catholic christmas.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2011, 09:43:26 pm »
Chuck Norris spawnrapes GK

Chuck Norris once made the templars win a strat battle

Chuck Norris once made the Turkish subforum a nice place

Chuck Norris once scammed Heaven

Archers don't run from Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris runs from archers! And... and... and, then they DIE because of top score irony!

...oh and Chuck Norris once had sex with a member of the 22nd.
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