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Offline Arrowblood

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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2012, 10:53:58 pm »
Chuck Norris has 5 weaponslots.   
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2012, 11:57:43 pm »
Chuck Norris does not have ads in the crpg forums. No one dares to offer him a woman or penis enlargement.

Chuck Norris only paid 5 dollars to join SomethingAwful.

Tebandra remembers Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is a care bear alliance on his own.

Random plains maps are are random because Chuck Norris likes change.

Chuck Norris once scammed himself on the market place - and did not get permabanned.

Chuck Norris CAN cross rivers without bridges in Strat.

Chuck Norris once made Chaos declare war.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2012, 12:02:53 am »
Chuck Norris has an op 12 foot longspear he can swing.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2012, 01:49:38 am »
Chuck Norris once killed Urist with a peasent knife in eu3.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2012, 02:47:30 am »
Chuck Norris earn gold in DTV
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2012, 04:00:58 am »
I found chuck norris's gmail account, so if you have any questions to him feel free to contact him !
here lies his address:
[email protected]
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2012, 04:33:27 am »
Haha, nice one.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2012, 05:00:54 am »
once, chuck noris spawned with a shield and a scimitar. He got to 100-0 without using his shield, nor his scimitar...

Chuck norris beated Fasader with every weapon he nerfed, now fasader play Nord Invasion
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So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2012, 05:10:54 pm »
Once Chuck Norris took an arrow to the kne'e, but he didnt retire
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2012, 07:28:42 am »
Chuck Norris uses both a pure strength and a pure agility build on the same character.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2012, 08:47:32 pm »
Quote from: B3RS3RK on December 27, 2011, 06:28:52 pm
Chuck Norris is level 36 and he gets 1500 xp per tick.
1500xp is not evn much , i get 1500 xp per tick on x1
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2012, 08:24:50 pm »
5 Rules in every Chuck Norris movie:






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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2012, 04:51:42 am »
An arrow once took a Chuck to the Knee
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2012, 08:19:01 am »
The Big Bang happened because chuck Norris fought another chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2012, 08:29:25 am »
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