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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2011, 09:49:07 pm »
Meh actually Chuck Norris quitted crpg way before there were multiplier
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2011, 09:50:27 pm »
Quote from: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 09:18:34 pm
Chuck Norris once made the DRZ celebrate catholic christmas.

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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2011, 10:02:25 pm »
Who is this Chuck Norris guy everybody is talking about, if he is soo cool why doesnt he come over here to me and smash my face into my keyadxnqwfuewgfdas
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2011, 01:25:43 am »
Quote from: Astinus on December 27, 2011, 09:49:07 pm
Meh actually Chuck Norris quitted crpg way before there were multiplier

Nah, Chuck Norris killed the mod only to revive it.

Chuck Norris crafts beer and steaks in any damned fief he wants to.
Chuck Norris has a full roster every time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need flying carpets and fireball-throwing sticks, he kills his opponents solely by his epicness.
And finally...

...Chuck Norris can carry a Heavy Board Shield, an Arbalest, a Flamberge and four stacks of MW Steel Bolts!
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2012, 01:46:54 pm »
Chuck noris has a special command in Q/M called [R]ound House Kick
and it kills all players on the enemy team.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2012, 02:39:16 pm »
Chuck Norris doesnt play Strategus, Strategus is playing Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesnt need an autoblocker, cause hits dont hurt him!

Once Chuck Norris programmed cRPG. Than it starts to get boring, and he programmed chadz!

Chuck Norris doesnt need to loom weapons. He looms himself - cause he is a weapon by himself!

Chuck Norris doesnt need to delete his cookies when he wants to log in!

Chuck Norris is allowed to camp roofs if he is the last one - and he alsways is the last one!

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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2012, 02:57:42 pm »
Man, this Chuck guy is such an aboozer.

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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2012, 05:41:38 pm »
Quote from: Christo on January 01, 2012, 02:57:42 pm
Man, this Chuck guy is such an aboozer.

 :)

You wrote this almost 3h ago and didn't get permabanned/roundhousekicked!? You're either very lucky or Chuck left for holidays...
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2012, 05:42:57 pm »
Looks like it.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2012, 06:27:02 pm »
Chuck did not read this thread or i would not be meeting you on battles
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2012, 07:05:42 am »
Chuck is just waiting for the perfect opportunity.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2012, 06:35:04 pm »
Chuck Norris once whined more than Bjord.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2012, 07:02:22 pm »
When Chuck Norris throws a smoke bomb there is actually smoke.

Chuck Norris once hiltslashed with a great maul.

Chuck Norris looks good in Black Armor.
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2012, 07:27:38 pm »
historically Chuck Norris doesn't wear armor
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Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2012, 10:09:14 pm »
Chuck Norris's beard is loomed x4.
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