Desert.......aye, the bloody desert.....we decided to settle there but the Turks did the same.....and we had this "War" down there....my lads are not aware of it maybe but i can tell you this: Sultan Eren & Battal Gazi are honest lads, Ujin is 100% right there, i talked to them a lot, maybe they are "zeka fakiri" but they can be trusted (unlike most of the clan leaders & officers) and the only reason we fought them is the fact that map was way too small for all the clans out there and we happened to be aiming at the same fiefs, them ofc being stubborn with their former "claims", in which i don't believe at all. As for the fight itself: they can obviously never win any battle against us in a fair surroundings and they know it very well, they "beaten" us, yes, with banner bugs & multi-accounting, I'm sure you'll all agree there's not much you can do against it, I burned out in all that shitty diplomacy talks where EVERY single guy on TS was telling me a different story, Turks "convincing" me they are allied to Camels, Fallen, SoA & Acres, then Camels (who have 5 guys in charge and none can speak english so we had to wait for their translator, telling me that they dislike Turks and don't want to be allied with em, Sons of Anus (SoA) inviting me to a desert alliance one day only to change their minds because their leader (not a very bright chap i must say) got this crazy idea that I'm a racist who hates Americans only because i was talking about "forming a wall against the Americans (meaning the LLJK ofc) and then dumping me off that alliance for it, Fallens telling me that they are "friends with everyone, even the LLJK", quite unusual for an "evil" clan, with everyone being their friends i can only wonder who are their enemies then......that's only the part i can remember at this moment, i wish i could write it all down here, all of this "diplomacy" happended in one or two days space.......bloody awesome, it made me so jaded that i decided to screw that shit off and place all i have in the hands of my old friends the Mercs (who were in the middle of this heavy fighting, which we suited perfectly since we believe that Strat should be about fighting & fun instead of Forum Crap "Diplomacy" and waving your virtual cocks at each other, so we migrated up there and joined the show. I was proud to act as their defender, at least on one side as they were getting attacked from everywhere by the garbage Keshian & his hordes, only because he couldn't stand the fact that Mercs are better (always were and always will be) then every single alliance he can scrape against them). Ofc we needed a village at least, i had 25-30 men who needed to produce resources, even tho i never knew any of their passwords we still managed to organize ourselves quite decently, i still urge you to name a single clan who did it this way, i know you cant because everyone abused everything that could be abused at that moment. This story however is not a poor excuse at all, I'm proud of "losing" in such manner, I'm proud of "getting beaten by those miserable Turks in the desert", I'm proud of cracking like a popcorn and giving all the diplomacy bullshit into the hands of Nocti, Ginger & their allies, I've said it before and i will repeat: you guys are pathetic for being able to talk crap on your TS channels, every single word you heard from me was truth, why would i lie to you on TS to gain some "advantage" in a game lol ? I had no "secret deals" and i lied to no one while talking to them (not even to our enemies the Turks, they should be able to testify how i told them that "we will have to fight and there's nothing we can do about it". If all this lying crap is the "strategic game" that chadz had in mind then i can only say "no thx, mate, I'm not playing it that way, yeah, you "won", good for ya, you got me "beaten", i yield." Isn't the forum "diplomacy" more then enough ?
As for the business that occurred after i was gone - I don't give a shit, I can't control the forum trolling, not even the mighty Paladin of Tyr (oKin) can do it, let alone this poor old worn-out bundle of sticks. Once you fix the cheating & bugs stuff I'll be honored to lead my pathetic trolls once again into the new "defeats", maybe this time they will happen in a fair & square manner. I just hope that damn donkey will make it possible.
