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Title: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 15, 2016, 12:42:21 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 15, 2016, 03:55:42 pm
Charm is playing the long game. That loser Rod is gonna be dumped soon.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on February 15, 2016, 03:56:13 pm
Turn your friendzone into the fapzone.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: pogosan on February 15, 2016, 04:50:13 pm
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 15, 2016, 07:12:32 pm
If Charm can afford to buy such a car he's doubtfully suffering from loneliness.
Tell that to Elliot Rodger.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 15, 2016, 07:36:44 pm
If Charm can afford to buy such a car he's doubtfully suffering from loneliness.

Tell that to Elliot Rodger.

Well, it depends on how cynical one is, and how little occupied one is in his life.

Some are perfectly satisfied with an arrangement where both parts get what they need - as in he gets the exclusive access to her body, and she gets access to, most commonly, his money or his connections / lifestyle.
And some, as with Supreme Gentleman, want a mutual romantic affection. And they try to improve themselves and their life for a sole purpose of increasing their value in the eyes of a female. He did not want to buy, but impress and attract through material possessions and supposed sofistication of "inner mechanics".

So even Charm could buy a years supply of whores for the price of that car, he was not willing to be that cynical, and as a result he was most likely crying himself to sleep a lot, and came to a wrong, but inevitable in his case, conclusion that all women are heartless bitches, and the world is unjustly cruel to him.

Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 15, 2016, 07:51:29 pm
Charm is playing the long game. That loser Rod is gonna be dumped soon.

His name is Charm, he's fucked right from the get-go.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 15, 2016, 09:15:12 pm
As a kid I've seen this really old movie where dude who was fat in high school, now rich and handsome is trying everything to make his high school sympathy (the only pretty girl who didn't threat him like garbage) fall in love with him. Despite the fact she's happily married. Maybe our Internet friend Charm is that kind of guy.

I'm like that as well. It is time to buy a new cellphone. Myself being a massive hipster fgt, never bought into social network apps. Basically, I use smartphone as a dumb phone most of the time. If not for other people contacting me through those apps (viber and whatsapp), would never use them myself. Old smartphone is still capable enough for everything, only thing I desire is better battery life. Something 150 dollar phone offers. Thing is, there was that special smartphone of my childhood. Unremarkable even back then but I like it. As soon I find Sony Ericsson T100 in mint condition, I'm gonna carry it with me.

It's not what other twats think it is best, its all about your inner smartass feelings.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Umbra on February 15, 2016, 09:25:27 pm
He bought a car for her lmao. Is that even real? Its hard to believe there is someone so desperate
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gurgumul on February 15, 2016, 09:33:52 pm
Plot twist: Charm is actually her very rich brother
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 15, 2016, 09:39:30 pm
He bought a car for her lmao. Is that even real? Its hard to believe there is someone so desperate

Charm bough a car for his best female friend. Some dudes spent 30000 dollars on virtual spaceships of Star Citizen. You can always go deeper...

Plot twist: Charm is actually her very rich brother

Incest? I love where this is going, please continue.

Edit: He could easily be her rich brother. But you know what? That would make him even more crazy, at least in my own eyes. If I was in that position, no matter how I love my sister would never buy her anything valuable if she had some arsehole husband or boyfriend. Dude she is your to take care now, don't expect someone else to do it.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: the real god emperor on February 15, 2016, 11:56:18 pm
A moment of silence
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 16, 2016, 03:15:24 am
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/mh/orig/1e6fx4qt/vladimir%20putin%20slap.mp4
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 16, 2016, 02:03:22 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 02:15:48 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 16, 2016, 02:50:09 pm
Social networks are weird :?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 16, 2016, 05:11:36 pm
people are weird, it's just a matter of choosing your type of weird to hang out with

OT:
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 05:13:09 pm
This is so sad, how can a guy do this to himself
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 05:14:47 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gravoth_iii on February 16, 2016, 05:22:11 pm
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seems legit
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 05:30:14 pm
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Just google friendzone cringe, so much disgusting stuff
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 16, 2016, 05:56:21 pm
This is so sad, how can a guy do this to himself
They haven't read /r/theredpill
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 16, 2016, 06:27:55 pm
This is so sad, how can a guy do this to himself

Maybe he's into other guys? 

Just playing devil's advocate here :P

This stuff is certainly cringeworthy, makes me feel awkward for them.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 06:37:31 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Ujin on February 16, 2016, 07:22:56 pm
This is truly a sad thread
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 16, 2016, 07:39:43 pm
They need sum Putin in their lives.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 07:46:43 pm
This is truly a sad thread

I bet it makes you feel better about yourself tho, right?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gurgumul on February 16, 2016, 07:46:45 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 07:47:06 pm
It's too tiny to read
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gurgumul on February 16, 2016, 07:51:40 pm
That's the point
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 16, 2016, 08:27:56 pm
95% of men are like this to some extent. In the business we call them "beta orbiters." Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks. Men have been raised to treat women like delicate flowers and as if they're princesses -- but women don't want a bitch as their man, they want someone confident and who doesn't need them, not a needy, clingy beta. Media has brainwashed men into believing women like some thoughtful and compassionate "man with feelings" who showers them in gifts, but nope. There's a reason "nice guys finish last" is a meme and girls everywhere keep saying "gosh, why do I always keep falling for the bad boys?" Also the reason why most guys are so bad in bed: they're too considerate and nice. Women want to be dominated, both in and out of bed. Which is why so many women say they stayed with an abusive boyfriend because he was SOOOO great in bed.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 08:55:11 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 16, 2016, 09:23:41 pm
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that poor guy's face...

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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 16, 2016, 10:05:14 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gurgumul on February 17, 2016, 12:04:15 am
95% of men are like this to some extent. In the business we call them "beta orbiters." Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks. Men have been raised to treat women like delicate flowers and as if they're princesses -- but women don't want a bitch as their man, they want someone confident and who doesn't need them, not a needy, clingy beta. Media has brainwashed men into believing women like some thoughtful and compassionate "man with feelings" who showers them in gifts, but nope. There's a reason "nice guys finish last" is a meme and girls everywhere keep saying "gosh, why do I always keep falling for the bad boys?" Also the reason why most guys are so bad in bed: they're too considerate and nice. Women want to be dominated, both in and out of bed. Which is why so many women say they stayed with an abusive boyfriend because he was SOOOO great in bed.
wow such red pill
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 17, 2016, 12:34:02 am
What kind of pathetic person browse Internet in search of life guidance?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Utrakil on February 17, 2016, 12:36:25 am
I would say man that have problems with fullfilling their own expectation of manlyhood.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 17, 2016, 02:50:38 am
I would say man that have problems with fullfilling their own expectation of manlyhood.

you just cant stop thinking about manly masculine manhoods can you?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 17, 2016, 03:42:29 am
Well, can you blame him? He sees my posts and what pops into his mind? Yep, you got it.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Rico on February 17, 2016, 04:16:28 am
wow, how is it even a possibility that charles and allison were not on a date?

and such my worldview crumbles :cry:
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Ujin on February 17, 2016, 01:52:44 pm
I bet it makes you feel better about yourself tho, right?  :mrgreen:
Well tbh i can kinda relate a bit, in my teenage years i got friendzoned by a girl i was crazy in love with, it wasn't really as bad though. Was mostly a fuck up on my part (had my chances but was too afraid) and she didn't use me, besides we started out as friends and i only fell for her some time later.

Looking back at it now i just find it funny how freaking afraid i was to make a move at the right time (considering i was never really a shy kinda guy), but that's alright, i grew up, learned some things (what Xant said is mostly true) and have my fair share of women.

But what some of these guys do and the way they just get blatantly used is really both funny and sad to watch.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on February 17, 2016, 02:30:41 pm
I really dont get why not only they get "abused" by this grils but they need to show it publicly on social media, can you not just do it by private msg??? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 17, 2016, 03:02:20 pm
All of us probably have been friendzoned by some girl at some point. It's how we handle being friendzoned, that determines wether we are one of these sad guys or a normal guy.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on February 17, 2016, 03:14:17 pm
What kind of pathetic person browse Internet in search of life guidance?

Google is your friend.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 17, 2016, 06:26:13 pm
I really dont get why not only they get "abused" by this grils but they need to show it publicly on social media, can you not just do it by private msg??? :rolleyes:

many of these posts were made by women, "my best friend put roses on my bed he is bff!" lol
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: chadz on February 17, 2016, 06:44:14 pm
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Rando on February 17, 2016, 09:11:53 pm
What kind of pathetic person browse Internet in search of life guidance?

Someone who didn't get any from their parents
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 18, 2016, 04:34:51 am
Someone who didn't get any from their parents (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest)

???
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 18, 2016, 09:34:13 am
Someone who didn't get any from their parents
Implying parents are a good source of life guidance just because they managed to rub their genitals together.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 18, 2016, 01:57:13 pm
I mean, I'd trust my parents a lot more than angry internet virgins.
More fool you. Your parents are not to be trusted.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: [ptx] on February 18, 2016, 02:12:54 pm
This explains so much about you, Xant...
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 18, 2016, 02:25:21 pm
Implying parents are a good source of life guidance just because they managed to rub their genitals together.

Maybe they shouldn't rub their genitals together, at least in your case.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2016, 03:01:51 pm
While my relatives taught me a lot of good things, they had little relevance to the real life. A kind of "work hard, be nice to people, good prevails, meek inherits earth" mix. It's all very nice, but I have to admit that my personal interaction with the world and it's inhabitants taught me better and different values.

Imo going boldly through life is what teaches one most. May be some are lucky to have cool parents who are up-to-date with realities of the world, but unfortunately, it's mostly like Xant said. I don't insist, that's just my pessimistic view of things :)
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 18, 2016, 04:27:02 pm
World has changed dramatically since they were young but some experienced advice really makes sense older you get.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2016, 09:58:14 am
Are most people a good source of life guidance? No. So why would most parents be? How many have grandparents with totally fucked up views on things, or archaic opinions on how things should be?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 19, 2016, 12:38:58 pm
Because you share the same gene pool and they are your own folks. In life there is no right and wrong path in case you haven't noticed. Better listen to those who are close to you than some cult of Internet bundle of stickss you've never seen in your life. Parents will stick to you no matter what, those Internet bundle of stickss won't help you in most cases unless they have particular interest.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 19, 2016, 12:54:46 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Molly on February 19, 2016, 01:24:01 pm
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oh. my. fucking. god. :lol:
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on February 19, 2016, 04:19:44 pm
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I would block her and delete her number instantly.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2016, 05:22:22 pm
Because you share the same gene pool and they are your own folks. In life there is no right and wrong path in case you haven't noticed. Better listen to those who are close to you than some cult of Internet bundle of stickss you've never seen in your life. Parents will stick to you no matter what, those Internet bundle of stickss won't help you in most cases unless they have particular interest.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Guray on February 22, 2016, 11:47:21 pm
idk if this is actually real .. lol
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Vibe on February 23, 2016, 12:17:06 am
95% of all these are fake

it's just like 4chans green text or those ridiculous tumblr/twitter stories, it's fucking fake
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 23, 2016, 02:17:36 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Admerius on February 23, 2016, 03:27:53 pm
This is interesting:

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Btw:
History in a nutshell:
Early 1900-1920:
Women gets right to vote,
Authoritarian collectivist ideals(Fascism/Communism) rises in Europe/Russia.

1970's:
Birth control/Free-divorce: Rabid bitchy egotism hijacks and puts a stop to positive trends in culture: "individualism & capitalism for all" becomes "be alpha or: deal with it, pathetic beta scrub"
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 23, 2016, 03:44:18 pm
This is interesting:

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Btw:
History in a nutshell:
Early 1900-1920:
Women gets right to vote,
Authoritarian collectivist ideals(Fascism/Communism) rises in Europe/Russia.

1970's:
Birth control/Free-divorce: Rabid bitchy egotism hijacks and puts a stop to positive trends in culture: "individualism & capitalism for all" becomes "be alpha or: deal with it, pathetic beta scrub"

hell yeah

Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on February 23, 2016, 04:11:34 pm
95% of all these are fake

it's just like 4chans green text or those ridiculous tumblr/twitter stories, it's fucking fake

4chan and somethingawful = obese unemployed/low-pay american neckbeards claiming they are well built with a stable, well paid jobs
reddit = dumb people posing as intelligent

Will leave out whore hideouts this time around.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 23, 2016, 05:33:30 pm
4chan and somethingawful = obese unemployed/low-pay american neckbeards claiming they are well built with a stable, well paid jobs
reddit = dumb people posing as intelligent

Will leave out whore hideouts this time around.

Being an obese low-paid neckbeard is not a crime. Even though fortune is not what it's used to be, I know no other place with the same level of freedom of opinions, scale of provocations, and simultaneously as in-tune with current world events. Every topic is being discussed and argued about.

If there is something new out there, let me know, I will gladly give it a chance.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Guray on February 24, 2016, 04:37:26 am
For those of you who are friendzoned...There is still hope!

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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Admerius on February 24, 2016, 10:00:28 am
He did it! To bad it's kind of hard tel what ethnicity she is.
I'll just post a few examples of what might happen to him:

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IMHO personal subjective opinion this one is the one that has all the potential to gain in ranking because it is at the solid foundation of the ranking system and there fore has the most potential to improve aka. do you need a definition of what 0/10 is, here you go:
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Many depressing disgusting pictures of what sugar does to wives entitled female gluttonous slobs when they settle down out:
https://acumagnet.wordpress.com/2014/11/29/sugar-reaches-same-pleasure-centers-in-brain-as-cocaine/ (https://acumagnet.wordpress.com/2014/11/29/sugar-reaches-same-pleasure-centers-in-brain-as-cocaine/)

Finally... Lets end on a positive note(pic included in previous link)
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gurgumul on February 24, 2016, 10:46:51 am
legalize cocaine in next patch pls
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on February 24, 2016, 03:55:16 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Umbra on March 15, 2016, 01:13:22 pm
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Scarred for life  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Kalam on March 15, 2016, 03:49:01 pm
Why trust your parents?

Trust no one. Don't trust yourself, either- you're the worst.

In other news, you should all avoid women. Women are beta. Men are alpha.

Therefore, the most alpha thing is to only have relations with other alpha men.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on March 15, 2016, 04:04:44 pm
I've been in the friend zone a couple times.... Its best to just start treating them like shit and ignoring them and ditching them and when they are all like crazy and crying and wondering what happened then you be nice for a bit... Then treat them like crap... rinse repeat until their self-confidence is destroyed.

The worst thing you can do to a woman is make her feel comfortable and confident, cuz then she will take you for granted... its human nature to want what you cant have... stop making it so easy for them boyz.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 16, 2016, 12:39:47 am
Why trust your parents?

Trust no one. Don't trust yourself, either- you're the worst.

In other news, you should all avoid women. Women are beta. Men are alpha.

Therefore, the most alpha thing is to only have relations with other alpha men.

don't forget your J/O crystals

they really work!
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on March 16, 2016, 01:08:31 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on March 16, 2016, 01:28:44 pm
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This guy should just hang himself.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Torben on March 16, 2016, 01:38:35 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women? 
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Vibe on March 16, 2016, 01:43:33 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

i believed in one until we fucked
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Latvian on March 16, 2016, 02:35:23 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?
no unless male and female are both in love with someone else
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Butan on March 16, 2016, 02:40:54 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

Of course. Those that think it just can not, are in serious need of getting actually laid.
Fact is, like in love, you need two persons to be friends; sometimes one or both of them arent seeing it like that, but when its the case, it works.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on March 16, 2016, 02:56:54 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

Dunno about friendship but I enjoy being in company of women. Detest men and everything they stand for. But this is the internet and we can be everything we like. I just imagine you're all women even tho you claim to be male :)

Men are apes, women are cats.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Rhekimos on March 16, 2016, 03:03:07 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

Friendship is a state. It can exist between men and women but there are more things that can change that state.

Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Kalam on March 16, 2016, 03:30:27 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

Yes.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Golem on March 16, 2016, 03:39:40 pm
I don't believe in friendship. Period.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on March 16, 2016, 03:50:06 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

Yes, under certain circumstances, meaning there is no chemistry
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Kafein on March 16, 2016, 04:53:11 pm
I prefer physics anyway.

And before you ask, yes that was the most productive piece of snark I could come up with.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 16, 2016, 05:44:48 pm
Meah.... With no sexual tension - there is no friendship between men and women. Either one or the other wants to fuck. I'm talking about friendship, not just two people having a cup of coffee once a month, etc.

Besides, personally, sense of humor is in the top of what I find attractive in a friend, and women don't have sense of humor 99/100 times.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Gurgumul on March 16, 2016, 07:04:36 pm
serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?
Once you get past the age of raging hormones and throbbing cocks, you can get over sexes and genders and all that shit. Unless you're literally a fucking animal whos #1 priority in life is getting your dick wet, then you will never grow up.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Xant on March 16, 2016, 07:07:53 pm
Only if the girl is ugly enough.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on March 16, 2016, 07:33:30 pm
Only if the girl is ugly enough.

Finland must be friendzone heaven
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Kalam on March 16, 2016, 08:26:32 pm
Meah.... With no sexual tension - there is no friendship between men and women. Either one or the other wants to fuck. I'm talking about friendship, not just two people having a cup of coffee once a month, etc.

Besides, personally, sense of humor is in the top of what I find attractive in a friend, and women don't have sense of humor 99/100 times.

What kind of humor do you like? Regardless, have you tried looking in a comedy club/improv group? Unless what you mean by 'sense of humor' is 'level of comfort to make jokes that would be considered offensive in an outgroup'. If that's the case, I'm sorry. Most women of that sort get taken quick, I think. They're hotter than hot crossed buns, at least here. I swear nerdy funny girls are more popular than any 10/10 model. This is a spectrum, though, not a dichotomy. You could be only 5% willing to bang, or something, and I think it's easy to have platonic friendships without it getting in the way. In addition, it's the 21st century. There's nothing preventing casual sex in friendships, other than the insecurities and hang ups of the people involved. And sure, as you get more experience, I feel like the libido gets closer to an on/off switch rather than ALWAYS READY TO GO.

Also, you're limiting yourself, here. What if it's a homosexual man and woman? What about a gay guy and a heterosexual woman, and he's not her type?

Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 16, 2016, 08:28:20 pm
Sooo, if you were introduced to a group of people by your friends and 2 of those people are married to each other but the guy's really chill and cool and the girl is one of them rare funny girls who's into gaming and shit (eg. if they were a guy you'd have a lot to talk about and would quickly be your mate). Would you just refuse to speak to her on your frequent nights-out together?

Or would you instead pine after her or try and hit on her knowing that she's married (and her husband is a friend of yours)?

I see no reason in that situation why you wouldn't become friends. They're a person, you're into the same shit, you get along with each other. She's not got anything to prove cos married, and I'm not so pathetically lonely as to want to hit on a girl that's married to one of my mates. I mean, I met the guy at the same time and he's my friend, so why not the girl?

I would behave myself, be all friendly and such, and still want to fuck her. As if someone being married, or just not interested in me, can prevent me from being sexually attracted to that person. :)

Same goes for the girl: even though she is in a relationship, and will not allow herself anything above a friendly politeness, she can be sexually atracted to me.

Totally normal and natural.

Once you get past the age of raging hormones and throbbing cocks, you can get over sexes and genders and all that shit. Unless you're literally a fucking animal whos #1 priority in life is getting your dick wet, then you will never grow up.

Deffinetely on my top 3 list. Have no desire to grow out of this. And I'm 32. :) That's the only reason for me to staying in shape, buying nice cloth, getting haircuts frequently, going out etc.

EDIT:

What kind of humor do you like? Regardless, have you tried looking in a comedy club/improv group? Unless what you mean by 'sense of humor' is 'level of comfort to make jokes that would be considered offensive in an outgroup'. If that's the case, I'm sorry. Most women of that sort get taken quick, I think. They're hotter than hot crossed buns, at least here. I swear nerdy funny girls are more popular than any 10/10 model. This is a spectrum, though, not a dichotomy. You could be only 5% willing to bang, or something, and I think it's easy to have platonic friendships without it getting in the way. In addition, it's the 21st century. There's nothing preventing casual sex in friendships, other than the insecurities and hang ups of the people involved. And sure, as you get more experience, I feel like the libido gets closer to an on/off switch rather than ALWAYS READY TO GO.

Also, you're limiting yourself, here. What if it's a homosexual man and woman? What about a gay guy and a heterosexual woman, and he's not her type?

When I talk about a male/female friendship, I presume hetero male and female, obviously.
I am all in for casual sex, but that makes it a different kind of friendship, me thinks :)
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: [ptx] on March 16, 2016, 08:30:44 pm
Male/female friendships impossible? Either you are still in high school or you have a very limited circle of friends/acquaintances. :?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 16, 2016, 10:32:00 pm
Male/female friendships impossible? Either you are still in high school or you have a very limited circle of friends/acquaintances. :?

You are right, I don't have many friends, very few actually, although I am not shy, and meet new people pretty much every weekend.

First Google article on the topic,  and I am sure there are many more:


http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends/ (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends/)


Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: [ptx] on March 16, 2016, 10:38:14 pm
Yeah, if you read more than the URL, it doesn't really disagree.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 16, 2016, 11:50:19 pm
Dont get me wrong i'm under no illusions that 'Friendzone' means 'I dont find you attractive'. Back in school maybe i didnt realize that (or want to realise that) but in later life when you catch yourself using the exact same words to a nice girl that is in no way attractive you cant fail to realise what those words mean.

If i meet a cool girl and she's single then ofc i'll want to stick it in her. And i wont settle for 2nd best, if the words 'dont want to risk our friendship..' even begin to form on those lips i'm already gone. We'll both agree how good it is to be special friends, and then that's the last time she'll ever see me. Life's too short to be friendzoned and spend time playing at mr platonic good friend under some insane illusion that somehow this will get you puss in the long-term.

But if i met the same girl in a social setting and i know her bf/husband then the gloves are off, no special treatment, i'd treat her the exact same way i would if they were a guy. And we might become friends, not just simple acquaintances or 'coffee once a month' friends but proper mates. For me that only really happens with girls who are good at being 'one of the lads' since otherwise we'd bore each other to death.

Well, this was the question:

serious question though: do you guys believe in friendships between men and women?

As something purely theoretical, yes, i presume it's possible. As to what my long life suggests - nope, and not worth it.

And i pretty much agree with all you wrote Heskey. But that last part is, in my opinion, a bit off. I know that "one-of-the-lads" type well enough, and half of the lads at the table are always ready to fuck them :) Or if the girl is ugly, it's just sad, cause she wants to get laid, but everyone at the table thinks - "damn, she is so cool, such a shame she looks like an ass".

Now why in the world, would i go out out on a friday night, drinking, dancing, talking dirty, making cynical offensive jokes etc., with an ugly landwhale by my side?.. That's just loco :) Scares everyone off.
On the other hand, if we were hanging out at my place, playing PS, smoking joints and eating pizza - i'd probably bang her even if she's fat and ugly :D Cause why not?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 17, 2016, 12:04:26 am
As a kid I've seen this really old movie where dude who was fat in high school, now rich and handsome is trying everything to make his high school sympathy (the only pretty girl who didn't threat him like garbage) fall in love with him. Despite the fact she's happily married. Maybe our Internet friend Charm is that kind of guy.

I'm like that as well. It is time to buy a new cellphone. Myself being a massive hipster fgt, never bought into social network apps. Basically, I use smartphone as a dumb phone most of the time. If not for other people contacting me through those apps (viber and whatsapp), would never use them myself. Old smartphone is still capable enough for everything, only thing I desire is better battery life. Something 150 dollar phone offers. Thing is, there was that special smartphone of my childhood. Unremarkable even back then but I like it. As soon I find Sony Ericsson T100 in mint condition, I'm gonna carry it with me.

It's not what other twats think it is best, its all about your inner smartass feelings.

Hey man, I'm a massive hipster cunt fgt as well. I pay $10/month for unlimited talk+text but have absolutely zero data capability, only able to connect to wifi.

I just lug my fucking laptop everywhere anyway, and what in Christ name am I gonna put on instagram or snapchat anyway?

I'm only slightly kidding when I say it makes me feel better than other people.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 17, 2016, 01:34:32 am
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did he

did he just friendzone

himself?
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Renay on March 17, 2016, 02:13:35 am
Real friendship, no. Friendship where you meet once a month and do some random shit together, yes.

But no woman could ever hang out with me the way my buddies do.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on March 17, 2016, 10:53:07 am
Never met a woman I could hang out like I could with guys and if I did I'd probably choose not to, women give different perspective and looking in a female friend for the same things as male company is just fail from the get go, there are things to learn from smart women and that insight is priceless. Dumb women that are only into makeup, shoes and apperaece in general are the exact same dumb people as guys that are only into "bangin bitches", partying and "bro alpha" shit, immature, uneducated and shallow, not worth the time in general.
Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Prpavi on March 17, 2016, 11:20:14 am
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: Leshma on March 17, 2016, 02:56:59 pm
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Title: Re: Friendzone cringe
Post by: karasu on March 18, 2016, 12:26:54 pm
Never met a woman I could hang out like I could with guys and if I did I'd probably choose not to, women give different perspective and looking in a female friend for the same things as male company is just fail from the get go, there are things to learn from smart women and that insight is priceless. Dumb women that are only into makeup, shoes and apperaece in general are the exact same dumb people as guys that are only into "bangin bitches", partying and "bro alpha" shit, immature, uneducated and shallow, not worth the time in general.

I can relate. My reality throughout these 30 years of existence.
Until a few weeks ago when I met my current gf. Exactly the type of girl you can hang out like you do with guys, in part due to the easy-going tomboyish personality adding looks and smarts, which changed my whole perception of things. There are unicorns such as this around the world, never stop looking.
Leave the shallow bitches to the shallow "bruvs". Fuck it.