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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 03:14:07 pm

Title: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 03:14:07 pm
Dear NA,

We brought to your land the latest technological marvel - our new army ;-)
I want to propose a common play in testing its capabilities. I don't know about you, but I'm very curious to see how it works.

Toys and tickets are EU, but land is yours, so we invite you cordially to participate, regardless of whether you want to catch a Kesh or see how it works and get some nice XP

My proposal is siege GO vs New Ichamur, but I have to ask you for advice. At what time we should attack, to find a compromise between the prime time for NA and for EU? Please help.

Don't worry, it's not evil communist invasion. It's only event.

All interested are welcome to "strat battle channel" on our TS at least 20 minutes before the start. You can be muted or afk, whatever - just be here cuz it will enable us to make correct roster.

@Superfriends - please set proper night time!
@everyone - QQV :!:
   
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 30, 2014, 04:15:11 pm
Dear NA,

We brought to your land the latest technological marvel - our new army ;-)
I want to propose a common play in testing its capabilities. I don't know about you, but I'm very curious to see how it works.

Toys and tickets are EU, but land is yours, so we invite you cordially to participate, regardless of whether you want to catch a Kesh or see how it works and get some nice XP

My proposal is siege GO vs New Ichamur, but I have to ask you for advice. At what time we should attack, to find a compromise between the prime time for NA and for EU? Please help.

Don't worry, it's not evil communist invasion. It's only event.

All interested are welcome to "strat battle channel" on our TS at least 20 minutes before the start. You can be muted or afk, whatever - just be here cuz it will enable us to make correct roster.

@Superfriends - please set proper night time!
@everyone - QQV :!:

NA-strat freeze.......
Harpag entering NA:

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: CALAMARI on June 30, 2014, 04:17:43 pm
8-11 EST
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on June 30, 2014, 04:57:49 pm
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!
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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on June 30, 2014, 05:02:21 pm
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Et tu Knitler, et tu?


But finally thanks guys, no one else would attack ichamur and give us the glorious xp we wanted.  We barely play this game anymore and it was either this or go mass attack with all our troops and go out in a blaze of glory that way.  So much better xp and easier fights defending.  Thanks for being predictable harpag and nebun - can always count on you guys responding the exact same way every time.  :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P


This is the difference between NA and EU and why its always been better in NA - we play for fun and xp, not like drones.  This was the best way for me to bring xp and fun to the na community while no longer being a leader of a large faction.


GLORIOUS XP FOR THE NA COMMUNITY!! YOUR WELCOME NA!!!  I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR A WHILE!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on June 30, 2014, 05:51:49 pm
Attack all of NA, you have the squids support.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on June 30, 2014, 05:53:15 pm
The jihad is real...
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 30, 2014, 06:00:35 pm
Harpag, dont screw this side aswell - there are people playing strat here, they have done so for some time, made plans, forged Alliances, made promises and so on - you sending in 5-6k shiny to make a "fun" event here to Catch Kesh will just ruin the game for those that play strat.

Kindly Escort Kesh to EU-Ichamur and have your "fun" battles there please or just move back to your very own garden of eden created by yourselfs - EU

Im guessing Kesh isnt on our side, Im guessing he is on Squids side - so we will benefit hugely from your "event" - but there is no honor in killing a dead opponent - I am asking you to just stay away Before you ruin this game even more
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 06:14:06 pm
chill out a bit dude, Knitler is trolling you  :mrgreen:

http://www.worldtimebuddy.com/est-to-cet-converter

11am EST = 5pm CET for sure? Maybe better a little later?



Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jona on June 30, 2014, 07:57:45 pm
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Plot twist: those are all WotN armies.  :twisted:

11am EST = 5pm CET for sure? Maybe better a little later?

Can't tell if bad troll, but in case just retarded: He meant 8-11PM EST.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 08:19:25 pm
What is bad troll? Troll is troll come on  :)  I asked about compromise pfff

16 EST = 22 CET? 17-23? 15-21? 18-midnight is too late for EU and probably before 15 you work, I don't know. You tell me.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Balikar on June 30, 2014, 08:28:31 pm
Weekend accommodation.  No work.  I'd say 5 or 6 PM EST.  It's not quite prime time, but on a weekend, should be able to pull a better playerbase for all sides.  Bit late for EU, but again, it's a weekend.  Bit early for NA players, but again, no work.  Thoughts?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knute on June 30, 2014, 08:35:32 pm
Yeah, weekend battles and they could be in the evening for EU and around noon for NA. If timed right there could be battles on both Saturday and Sunday at sane hours for all involved.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on June 30, 2014, 08:54:21 pm
Yeah, weekend battles and they could be in the evening for EU and around noon for NA. If timed right there could be battles on both Saturday and Sunday at sane hours for all involved.

We wont really wait for weekend - thats for sure.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on June 30, 2014, 09:34:01 pm
Wait 5 days please, I am switching my main, need exp on my alt :D
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: mrrdhardy on June 30, 2014, 09:34:05 pm
During the week you can only attack them at a shit time for you, or a shit time for them.

And if i were them i'd set night time to ensure it's a good time for them, after all, NA battles should be NA time.
yes if you want to fight in NA fight NA times or go home to EU!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 10:40:31 pm
During the week you can only attack them at a shit time for you, or a shit time for them.

And if i were them i'd set night time to guarantee it's a good time for them, after all, NA battles should be NA time.

Attack them 6-7 pm russian time and no matter what night time they have it will be a good time :)))
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 10:52:20 pm
Attack them 6-7 pm russian time and no matter what night time they have it will be a good time :)))

So far one and only constructive advice, thanks Nebun   :)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 30, 2014, 10:57:19 pm
......or the NA:s just pin you down at the worst fucking time for EU and good time for NA with 500 man armies 6-10 nights in a row and wear you down



Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 11:01:06 pm
......or the NA:s just pin you down at the worst fucking time for EU and good time for NA with 500 man armies 6-10 nights in a row and wear you down

while I thought that we were talking about XP  :lol:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 30, 2014, 11:04:28 pm
while I thought that we were talking about XP  :lol:

Perhaps we are, its hard trying to follow this for an old senile person like myself - who are you again?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 30, 2014, 11:22:52 pm
So far one and only constructive advice, thanks Nebun   :)

And lose most NA support. I'll fight kesh, but not at shit times, and if I DO make it, I'll fight for him just because of shitty EU's being shitty times. If I was KESH I'd make the night time from like 11AM-7PM so that you guys get shit times no matter what and we get the battles NA deserve.

(sorry to post it here, but I have to because this is why I won't sign up for you.)
Quote from: Kesh
I was kind of expecting NA to support NA against UIF invading here.  Not sure why you would sign up for UIF who ruined EU strat and you have posted many complaints about before.  Let them fight with 150 ping their own players, they have a hundred thousand plate armored troops and hundreds of eus in their faction to merc for them.  I have already heard from a friend I have in Grey Order (yes I have those) and as soon as they are done with us they are going to be attacking other NA players and what few EU are already here.  Completely mbalancing the map and making it not fun for NA.  We have equivalent gear, but no one else on the map does since they didn't steal 20K eu goods or do the massive eu trade runs bale and I did.

We will be doing crpg gold rewards, please get astralis to support NA over UIF coming to NA.  Make them bleed enough on us that they will be deterred from further interfering with NA (we can't win by sheer numbers, so do it for the greater xp it will bring as well in our fights by our lasting longer with less NA support for an EU invasion).  Pretty sure Sitting bull has always been adamantly against eu coming to NA.

You're right. I don't like UIF, but if they attack at shit times, then I fight them, pure and simple. If it's at NA times then I'll gladly fight for them against you. No one else, just you. You've spent all this strat playing kingrimm that I'm purely sick of it. You come into our TS to ask us for mercs against certain factions that "just so happen" to have an agenda counter to yours. Never for those who were purely in favor of your agenda, just those against. Even better, you guys have been bitching pretty reliably about "No Xp" and then you go and admit to being loaded with tons of money and gear. No, just fuck no.What's worse, you invited EU's here yourself and now you pull that bullshit UIF card. I'm tired of two-faced lies, kesh.

Stop playing kingrimm strat and play AoW strat. At least there's is just "dickish" and "bad choices," but still a respectable enemy. You, not so much. You whine non-stop and then play a woe card if things don't work. Astralis won't jump on a gang bang because we actually have MORALS.(fight with our friends until wiped, honor your word) We don't break those, never have. We died fighting up north w/ Frisia and by God, we'll die fighting EU's if we have to, but we won't fucking run and hide.

[/rant over]

-Because Kesh wanted the whole thing posted. Edited in the PM. Not a coward, I just didn't feel I should post the whole thing because that's not what I'm concerned about. Either way, enjoy. And Yes, I just got Muzzeled. I pulled a lordark there and feel kinda bad about it.

--Naw, I haven't. That PM though was so bullshit that it's scary. Anyways I got a PM for you so we can duke it out there, though drama here is so much more fun.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 01, 2014, 02:14:55 am
And lose most NA support. I'll fight kesh, but not at shit times, and if I DO make it, I'll fight for him just because of shitty EU's being shitty times. If I was KESH I'd make the night time from like 11AM-7PM so that you guys get shit times no matter what and we get the battles NA deserve.

(sorry to post it here, but I have to because this is why I won't sign up for you.)
You're right. I don't like UIF, but if they attack at shit times, then I fight them, pure and simple. If it's at NA times then I'll gladly fight for them against you. No one else, just you. You've spent all this strat playing kingrimm that I'm purely sick of it. You come into our TS to ask us for mercs against certain factions that "just so happen" to have an agenda counter to yours. Never for those who were purely in favor of your agenda, just those against. Even better, you guys have been bitching pretty reliably about "No Xp" and then you go and admit to being loaded with tons of money and gear. No, just fuck no.What's worse, you invited EU's here yourself and now you pull that bullshit UIF card. I'm tired of two-faced lies, kesh.

Stop playing kingrimm strat and play AoW strat. At least there's is just "dickish" and "bad choices," but still a respectable enemy. You, not so much. You whine non-stop and then play a woe card if things don't work. Astralis won't jump on a gang bang because we actually have MORALS.(fight with our friends until wiped, honor your word) We don't break those, never have. We died fighting up north w/ Frisia and by God, we'll die fighting EU's if we have to, but we won't fucking run and hide.

[/rant over]

Thank you for posting the whole message.

Second, I haven't asked you guys for mercs for anything but ai fiefs since near the beginning of strategus so get off your high horse - you are so full of yourself right now without accomplishing anything on your own.  4 months ago I ask you for mercs and now you the pretentious asshole start spewing venom because I send you a pm after your first uneducated rant.

You have just displayed no "morals" as you call it - maybe the other astralis have it and are enforcing it on you (what it sounds like).

I have never lied to you about anything.  Name one occasion - but you can't because I don't fucking talk to you ever.  Its been months since i even entered your ts.  I've been too busy playing cs:go and battlestar galatica with friends.  You make up a bunch of shit - at least last strat I was active enough for it to be plausible, but I play so little its straight up ridiculous most of your claims.
 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 01, 2014, 07:21:14 am
Harpag, dont screw this side aswell - there are people playing strat here, they have done so for some time, made plans, forged Alliances, made promises and so on - you sending in 5-6k shiny to make a "fun" event here to Catch Kesh will just ruin the game for those that play strat.

Kindly Escort Kesh to EU-Ichamur and have your "fun" battles there please or just move back to your very own garden of eden created by yourselfs - EU

Im guessing Kesh isnt on our side, Im guessing he is on Squids side - so we will benefit hugely from your "event" - but there is no honor in killing a dead opponent - I am asking you to just stay away Before you ruin this game even more

I don't think anyone over here is too concerned really. They will be battered into dust eventually. Perhaps the UIF burning tens of thousands of troops on the NA side of the fence for a while is just those lazy Europeans need.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Hetman_The_Grey on July 01, 2014, 12:18:45 pm
'' I am asking you to just stay away Before you ruin this game even more '' o lololololol
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 01, 2014, 12:38:26 pm
'' I am asking you to just stay away Before you ruin this game even more '' o lololololol

What the fuck are you doing on the forums :D
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Hetman_The_Grey on July 01, 2014, 12:52:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUk45l4h8c
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on July 01, 2014, 01:10:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUk45l4h8c

Korasie, learn to distinguish colors - we are grey, not white, green or black  :lol:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Bronto on July 01, 2014, 02:25:44 pm
get off the coach...

That's some homoerotic shit right there. Getting off your coach.

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Turkhammer on July 01, 2014, 03:03:04 pm
Attack all of NA, you have the squids support.

Foreign loving Squids reveal their true colors and intentions.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Turkhammer on July 01, 2014, 03:06:49 pm
Attack them 6-7 pm russian time and no matter what night time they have it will be a good time :)))

LOL, that won't do any good, everyone knows that Putin has set the time in Russia back to 1970. 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on July 01, 2014, 04:23:03 pm
http://forum.melee.org/strategus-issues/nighttime-setting-not-working/

 :lol:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 01, 2014, 05:02:19 pm
http://forum.melee.org/strategus-issues/nighttime-setting-not-working/

 :lol:

Yeah, well if you want to attack at 1 am my time, 10 am your time be prepared for an 8 hour wait because I can't change it.  Its set to what my sleeping time was at beginning of strat.

Nevermind nighttime setting is working. 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on July 01, 2014, 08:06:42 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1681

@Anders - welcome in our roster  :wink:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 01, 2014, 08:11:16 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1681

@Anders - welcome in our roster  :wink:

Really...at 2 PM EST. Thank God the night time settings put it to a real NA time.

You gotta wait at least 4 more hours before attacking on NA otherwise shit is going down.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 01, 2014, 08:20:48 pm
Good to know Grey Order is as classy as ever.  Come to NA and attack 2 pm est, early for eu time just to be dicks.  I could have pushed the battle 2 hours later to 8 pm est, but I actually wanted a good time for both NA and EU.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on July 01, 2014, 08:31:36 pm
Nevermind nighttime setting is working.

but I actually wanted a good time for both NA and EU.

You are so cute person :D
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on July 01, 2014, 08:42:29 pm
Fucking finally.

I've been waiting for this for the entirety of all of Strat that there ever was: the EU hordes march to NA, their malevolent dots a cold, Orcish grey on the map. This, just when I stopped giving a fuck about Strat. This should be fun, though.

If only I wasn't such a shitty trader/nerd then I'd have the troops/gold to properly equip my ninja-cav army for proper resistance.

I'm quite grateful for the invasion and honestly hope that you guys fuck us and the rest of NA up so badly that we're forced to put aside petty differences and fight against a common foe.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 01, 2014, 08:58:47 pm
Fucking finally.

I've been waiting for this for the entirety of all of Strat that there ever was: the EU hordes march to NA, their malevolent dots a cold, Orcish grey on the map. This, just when I stopped giving a fuck about Strat. This should be fun, though.

If only I wasn't such a shitty trader/nerd then I'd have the troops/gold to properly equip my ninja-cav army for proper resistance.

I'm quite grateful for the invasion and honestly hope that you guys fuck us and the rest of NA up so badly that we're forced to put aside petty differences and fight against a common foe.

I BELIEVE IN YOU!  Your rouncies of fury will ride down any number of enemies.  And don't worry we have cav too, just for you joe.

And actually I'm as happy as a pig in shit.  Best xp battles NA has had yet and we get to defend our favorite city.  This is awesome!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 01, 2014, 09:10:20 pm
Foreign loving Squids reveal their true colors and intentions.
1. Wesley's radical views don't reflect on the views of the rest of the republic.

2. This really does spice up strat. Maybe some sort of NA coalition against UIF is in order.  Just depends if some current rivals can put their differences aside.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: phnxhdsn on July 01, 2014, 10:05:03 pm
Will be same as EU, People say in forums to team up against UIF but everyone is even lazier in NA and hates each other even more than in EU so it never happens, and one by one everyone gets flag capped and bitches about how 'no one is helping them' because they didn't want to team up in the first place.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jaren on July 01, 2014, 10:52:26 pm
Dear Grey Order,

I love to Catapult and would happily Engineer any further battles you guys present on the NA side, however, your current time constraints keep me from enjoying play due to work.
We can bang after the hours of 7:30pm EDT, also putting your conquest further into NA EDT prime time.

Forever yours, XXOOOXOxoXO
or for you non-romantics kiss kiss hug hug hug kiss hug little kiss little hug kiss hug  :wink:

Forgive me if you're now way too moist to respond.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Artyem on July 02, 2014, 03:37:51 am
2. This really does spice up strat. Maybe some sort of NA coalition against UIF is in order.  Just depends if some current rivals can put their differences aside.

Kesh brought it upon himself, why the hell should we help him?  If anything, it'd be his fault if anyone else got attacked.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: StonedSteel on July 02, 2014, 03:47:18 am
Kesh brought it upon himself, why the hell should we help him?  If anything, it'd be his fault if anyone else got attacked.

This is why i say FUCK NA, you guys bitch and moan about nothing happening, beg and dream and drool for a EU invades NA xp war, Kesh makes it happen, and you wont set aside your grudges and help him, everyone one who even mentioned EVER wanting a EU\NA war, if you have troops or gear or anything that can help, you should get your ass to ichimur or forever SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You goddamn NA losers, all Kesh does is stir up shit and get things rolling, and you all hate him for it? "If anything, it'd be his fault if anyone else got attacked." His "fault"? BITCH BE THANKFUL SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, ffs ill take one pos over critical super nerd actually making things happen over the rest of u fucking campers sitting around doing dick all nothing.

This mod doesnt truly suck, the players do, Fuck you NA.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 02, 2014, 03:49:54 am
Kesh brought it upon himself, why the hell should we help him?  If anything, it'd be his fault if anyone else got attacked.
so you want UIF to own all of strat?? K den
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Artyem on July 02, 2014, 03:59:58 am
so you want UIF to own all of strat?? K den

How you came to that conclusion I will never know.  Kesh provoked the UIF and now they're attacking him, he literally said that it was his plan to get attacked by them.  Europeans attacked Ganner and wiped him out, and he didn't even ask for it, yet nobody came rushing to his aid.  Why would anybody help the guy that asked to get attacked?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 02, 2014, 04:18:01 am
This is why i say FUCK NA, you guys bitch and moan about nothing happening, beg and dream and drool for a EU invades NA xp war, Kesh makes it happen, and you wont set aside your grudges and help him, everyone one who even mentioned EVER wanting a EU\NA war, if you have troops or gear or anything that can help, you should get your ass to ichimur or forever SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You goddamn NA losers, all Kesh does is stir up shit and get things rolling, and you all hate him for it? "If anything, it'd be his fault if anyone else got attacked." His "fault"? BITCH BE THANKFUL SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, ffs ill take one pos over critical super nerd actually making things happen over the rest of u fucking campers sitting around doing dick all nothing.

This mod doesnt truly suck, the players do, Fuck you NA.

Something was already fuckin happening, dude.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 02, 2014, 05:27:39 am
How you came to that conclusion I will never know.  Kesh provoked the UIF and now they're attacking him, he literally said that it was his plan to get attacked by them.  Europeans attacked Ganner and wiped him out, and he didn't even ask for it, yet nobody came rushing to his aid.  Why would anybody help the guy that asked to get attacked?
because UIF has already stated their intent to attack other factions while the bros just took rindar castle and rindar.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Artyem on July 02, 2014, 05:50:49 am
because UIF has already stated their intent to attack other factions while the bros just took rindar castle and rindar.

Sure, and when those other people (who are not kesh or kesh allies) get attacked I'll be glad to help them.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 02, 2014, 06:04:05 am
Sure, and when those other people (who are not kesh or kesh allies) get attacked I'll be glad to help them.

What he is getting at is that will be too late for merc support.  The more we bleed them the better off those other people will be.  We have no chance against 100K shiny troops (we knew that getting into this, but its a great way to bring xp to a stagnant NA community and for us to leave strat since we are as bored as we were in strat 3), but the better we do with merc support the more waves it takes them to take us out and the greater the xp and crpg gold rewards for everyone and the better the chances for their targets after us.

Basically he is saying stop acting petty - its what doomed the non-UIF EU players.  Bigger enemy, actually weird considering we never attacked you and you never declared war on us.  And seriously why not - its 600K to a million xp - each fight - are you going to sit that out like a 12 year old that refuses to participate in his own birthday party.  Its fucking christmas - enjoy it.

Be like this guy who applied for our side: "i want you to know that i fucking dislike you but i cant abide by this european shit. i have the day off work so fuck it. i can engineer or w/e 2. if i play i will try hard and scoreboard because fuck these fucking entitled european pieces of shit."

Or this classy guy, "I AM DEFENDING THE WALLS!"
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 02, 2014, 06:44:02 am
Simply put...  NA trollism will fuck you guys up.  If you push one inch further into NA than these "XP" battles then I propose every semi active NA member march 100 men fully armed with 100 stones to attack you at all hours of the fucking day.  You will be forced to attack/defend 24/7.  At some point or another.... an army of 100 men will take your shit and sell it in the nearest fief.  You guys will be so exhausted from it that you will quit strat forever. 

Weclome to NA. 

Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Adoptagoat on July 02, 2014, 06:55:03 am
Fucking finally.

I've been waiting for this for the entirety of all of Strat that there ever was: the EU hordes march to NA, their malevolent dots a cold, Orcish grey on the map. This, just when I stopped giving a fuck about Strat. This should be fun, though.

If only I wasn't such a shitty trader/nerd then I'd have the troops/gold to properly equip my ninja-cav army for proper resistance.

I'm quite grateful for the invasion and honestly hope that you guys fuck us and the rest of NA up so badly that we're forced to put aside petty differences and fight against a common foe.

Really, I'm with you Joe, but they're not attacking NA, yet. They're attacking the most controversial personality in NA, who has a backing of 9 people. This is the UIF, the biggest faction since forever, attacking a city owned by a 10 person faction.

And because of Kesh being who he is, NA will be divided, hell, some might even believe that this is just for XP. But most NA's who sign against NA will do so because they dislike Kesh. If everyone doesn't think that Harpag knew that before he picked his first NA target, then you need to start paying attention.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 02, 2014, 06:58:49 am
This is MURICA!@!!!!!


Don't..... fuck with NA

Lol....  I love ths low mo part where the little girl is cheering for her daddy and he faceplants into the fucking gravel.  Good stuff. 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 02, 2014, 07:07:06 am
We only have 1 weakness in America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADEKHmwbXE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADEKHmwbXE)

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 02, 2014, 07:16:38 am
Fuck YEA MURICA!!!!!


Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ... yea.... wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya...  I'm sexy and I know it
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 02, 2014, 07:27:56 am
Fuck YEA MURICA!!!!!


Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ... yea.... wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya...  I'm sexy and I know it

I swear they caught me in one of those pictures!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 02, 2014, 08:17:18 am
Sure, and when those other people (who are not kesh or kesh allies) get attacked I'll be glad to help them.

You can have that mentality, or you can realize that is exactly how EU got fucked up. They didnt work together against UIF because of disagreements/past experience/petty problems.

How it may end up is UIF takes kesh and allies(with your help either directly or not) and when kesh and allies say fuck it and stop playing, UIF decides to go farther into NA. Now you can wait till they reach you all the way on the east, but by then you wont be happy with how many people are still around and able to help you out.

Then again i dont know who is "kesh allies" so it may just be like 15 people out and in that case disregard the above.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 02, 2014, 08:20:54 am
because UIF has already stated their intent to attack other factions while the bros just took rindar castle and rindar.

According to?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Artyem on July 02, 2014, 08:42:18 am
You can have that mentality, or you can realize that is exactly how EU got fucked up. They didnt work together against UIF because of disagreements/past experience/petty problems.

How it may end up is UIF takes kesh and allies(with your help either directly or not) and when kesh and allies say fuck it and stop playing, UIF decides to go farther into NA. Now you can wait till they reach you all the way on the east, but by then you wont be happy with how many people are still around and able to help you out.

Then again i dont know who is "kesh allies" so it may just be like 15 people out and in that case disregard the above.

You fail to understand the point I'm trying to make.

I don't give a shit if Kesh offended me in the past, I don't care about our past problems, the only thing I'm taking into consideration is that he very openly expressed his plans to bring the UIF to NA.  That's a problem for everybody, and you only have Kesh to thank for it.

Maybe you neglected to read the first page of the thread and missed the huge bolded letters:

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Come on guys, he did it for xp and fun!!!!!!!!!! NA didn't have anything else going on so he provoked the UIF into attacking him for teh lolz xD xD

Then again i dont know who is "kesh allies" so it may just be like 15 people out and in that case disregard the above.

Honestly, I don't know who kesh's allies are either.  Nebun said something about mercing against / attacking Kesh and his allies only, so I'm going off of that.

Ultimately, Harpag himself did say this:

Don't worry, it's not evil communist invasion. It's only event.

Could be a load of shit, only time will tell.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 02, 2014, 08:45:54 am
Maybe you neglected to read the first page of the thread and missed the huge bolded letters:

Yup did that exactly, what I get for occasionally looking at recent posts.  :oops:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 02, 2014, 09:59:06 am
wow so much propaganda :)
look how EU guy trying to save his ass on NA map :))
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Chosen1 on July 02, 2014, 10:06:05 am
i dont know whats going on here all i know is that kesh is on one team so i wil be on the other
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 02, 2014, 12:03:22 pm
Where was all that hate arty during our trade run?

I am sure when they move on to the rest of NA cities kesh and I will mercing for NA. The petty bs aside we will still be there. Says something about how terrible a person kesh is huh.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 02, 2014, 12:10:12 pm
Don't confuse what GO, Kapikulu and DRZ do and say :)

The info we have right now.
2 sides on NA + a bunch of neutrals. The side where Occitans are we like. We liked them even when they was our enemies at some point. Decent clan who always nice to you even when on the other side or neutral. (as long as they not allied with Kesh we would merc for them when we can)
Possible targets: Kesh, his allies or friends in any way, maybe some runaway EUs.
Possible choices: Full attack, Skirmish or stay home and do exp battles.

Info to consider:
Mercing for Squids - insults, reporting DRZ players in battle, rude jokes about Russians, overall bad behavior.
Mercing for Astralis - good attitude and behavior.

We don't really need to be treated in a special way - neutral is fine for us. But when u act like dicks - general opinion of our clan members is changing towards your clan or even side.
Don't need to kiss ass or be over polite like Kesh did when we first met, this fake attitude gets u on our bad side.

On EU we always planned to fight with everyone who is not allied with us, because its war and fun and neutrals just make our enemies weaker. On NA we'd only go if we have to. 80% of fun fighting on NA could be moral satisfaction from killing some unpleasant players :)

Not sure if all said or 100% accurate, but something like that. 
And there is no fixed plan or idea on whats going to happen. And no point stating your opinion on what we should do, since it won't affect anything.
Just some info to consider.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 02, 2014, 12:40:41 pm
EU side heard it all before.. Your lies may still work on some of the NA side so good luck. FCC did not play in start 3... What was the excuse then to try and wipe all NA clans (well not all since lco was a puppet then as well). You have played every strat exactly the same.. How could it even be possible this time will be different.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 02, 2014, 01:11:22 pm
EU side heard it all before.. Your lies may still work on some of the NA side so good luck. FCC did not play in start 3... What was the excuse then to try and wipe all NA clans (well not all since lco was a puppet then as well). You have played every strat exactly the same.. How could it even be possible this time will be different.

sure u say that, because u on the other side :)
Green alliance on NA in strat 3 was made against UIF and stated it on forum with supporters from EU settling on NA side of the map. Also that experience showed us fighting on NA ping is not fun at list for most players. And we didn't kill all :) We didn't do anything to occitans.
Nobody invaded NA in last strat :)

But anyway, it doesn't matter. Everyone should do what they want. If all unite against us, then we could expect some action on eu :) otherwise what will u do in one big alliance.
Too many words while nothing is really done yet.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: phnxhdsn on July 02, 2014, 01:19:46 pm
Well if it's not fun fighting on NA go fight some fair fights in EU. oh wait...

And I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't want a a massive battle vs UIF because fighting versus plate with 40 body armour isn't fun and neither is fighting with 130ping for oyu.

To be honest i don't mind UIF ruining half of strat but I'd at least like the other half to be fair. I just have a feeling that after Kesh you will get bored like after you killed everyone in EU then people will 'piss' you off again and will go after them, etc, etc. You've already stated intentions on killing Squids, Kalmar, bros? etc.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: woody on July 02, 2014, 01:43:41 pm
I know alot of people who |I know quite well wont like me for this but UIF wants to play strat. They have no competition left in EU so they will sooner or later head to NA which with ping handicap should be more interesting for them. If I was involved in UIF its what I'd be shouting for.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 02, 2014, 02:02:40 pm
its not that simple woody :)  now lots of players on holidays we getting up to 30-35 players in roster, and the more u play on NA the less people coming to fight. Archers is more less ok but inf crying all the time :) and even to consider going to NA have to debate and think if its worth it or not

If NA would be on EU ping :) then sure we wouldn't stop any wars going, and its not about taking whole map, look on EU we left half map empty and no one is retaking anything :)
we even used looted equip in 4-5 battles in north just to give enemy fighting chance, asked multiple times to stop spawn raping, attacked town on Eques with shit gear first time :))) And then so much shit was in chat that we didn't take town :))) We had to send normal army. Even though we did good with attacking first time, even score and all had fun. Why so much shit in chat at the end of battle i don't know.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 02, 2014, 02:29:26 pm
I agree with Woody.
If I was one of their leaders I would definitely go for NA. After all that is where more battles etc await.

Roster will be the only real problem. Ping needs getting used to, as well as the time. But that is about it.


That does not mean that I am happy that they actually are coming to NA :D But I definitely understand it.

The only thing I would like them to do is have respect for the whole community and launch the battles at decent times for both NA and EU.
(And before anyone says 'They ruined Strat for the whole community already', no they did not. They are playing Strat the way they want to play it. If their way of playing it is not to your liking, you should just deal with it.)


PS.: Now give me downvotes :rolleyes: :lol:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 02, 2014, 02:40:32 pm
PS.: Now give me downvotes :rolleyes: :lol:

Well if you say so.....  :wink:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: phnxhdsn on July 02, 2014, 02:57:05 pm
GIEF SHIT BATTLES TIMES OR RIOT
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 02, 2014, 03:05:41 pm
If i was one of their leaders then UIF would have already been somehow magically wiped under my inferior leadership xD

Well, that is the same case for me :D

It's unsustainable, i can see why they do it but noone wants to play with them anymore, and when they win they're left with nothing and are forced to consider going to NA which they dont *really* want to do, but have nothing else to do. If they come to NA in force then NA strat ends too, and then they really have nothing to do.

Well the current situation is the following:

1st: UIF does not go to NA and sits around doing literally nothing
  -> Boring as fuck

2nd: UIF does not go to NA and starts exp battles
  -> A little bit less boring. Also Harpag does not give his consent.

3rd: UIF goes to NA and attacks only Kesh for now.
  -> A few battles to start with. The option to continue and attack a couple more factions -> More shits and giggles.


They probably think that if they retake things and ever get troops or gear again you'll come back.

That is why I would never attack a UIF fief, whether empty or not. I would expect a 2k shiny UIF army to come and wipe me.

We came to NA because we wanted to have our own interesting wars/drama and do something new this strat away from the usual UIF stomp. The week we planned for some good ol' British themed 'Independence Day' fun suddenly a wild Grey appears. Interesting to see how it pans out or if NA even pretends to unite (i'd wager they dont).

NA will definitely not unite. Especially since the current UIF enemy is Kesh.
And yes. Bummer. Was looking forward to the Independance Day Royal Expeditionary Force Fun.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 02, 2014, 03:05:49 pm
Lco = occitan and they are another example of things not changing. Aro is is the classic cocky little brother who hides in the shadows till they see you down or when big brother is around. I have no doubt he will flock to kneel before the uif.

I look at the two EU invasions like this... The first clans were fleeing persecution. The second is an invasion. Respond appropriately
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: mrrdhardy on July 02, 2014, 03:08:44 pm
We'll to all EU comeing to NA please make sure you fight NA time just out of respect
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 02, 2014, 04:01:55 pm
Don't confuse what GO, Kapikulu and DRZ do and say :)

The info we have right now.
2 sides on NA + a bunch of neutrals. The side where Occitans are we like. We liked them even when they was our enemies at some point. Decent clan who always nice to you even when on the other side or neutral. (as long as they not allied with Kesh we would merc for them when we can)
Possible targets: Kesh, his allies or friends in any way, maybe some runaway EUs.
Possible choices: Full attack, Skirmish or stay home and do exp battles.

Info to consider:
Mercing for Squids - insults, reporting DRZ players in battle, rude jokes about Russians, overall bad behavior.
Mercing for Astralis - good attitude and behavior.

We don't really need to be treated in a special way - neutral is fine for us. But when u act like dicks - general opinion of our clan members is changing towards your clan or even side.
Don't need to kiss ass or be over polite like Kesh did when we first met, this fake attitude gets u on our bad side.

On EU we always planned to fight with everyone who is not allied with us, because its war and fun and neutrals just make our enemies weaker. On NA we'd only go if we have to. 80% of fun fighting on NA could be moral satisfaction from killing some unpleasant players :)

Not sure if all said or 100% accurate, but something like that. 
And there is no fixed plan or idea on whats going to happen. And no point stating your opinion on what we should do, since it won't affect anything.
Just some info to consider.


Lol, apologizing for attacking you in strat 1 as 6 man faction against a massively multiaccounting faction with over 200 cd keys so you didn't wipe us out after you cheated like crazy is "me kissing your ass".  God you are stupid.  And I think it was more Kalam back then anyway - I was already known not to be trusted with diplomacy unless we wanted some good fights. (god I miss Huey - "head-on attack from behind!"


But you guys have to understand in NA - "Kesh's allies" includes a lot more than you realize.  Its pretty much anyone arowaine is opposed to in his paranoid view the FCC still exists.  SO anyone in the former fcc from lasts trat (that includes you too James, even though you tell all your people to sign for UIF because I am the "UIF" of NA, with my massive 10 man clan. 
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Also, yeah Arowaine was never an enemy except maybe for the one day it took to wipe them out in strat 2 before you backstabbed us after we spent 10K troops taking a castle - oh by the way what happened then - yup we kicked your russian asses even when you got grey order to come save you and get our eu allies to back off so it was just us versus you and your NA vassals (more like lapdogs the way you dictate all that they do, which arowaine really likes - hasn't done anything but defend in 2 strats because you weren't there to tell him what to do).


Not getting why everyone is going all bitch mode on us - we are the first to be attacked so we have no hope of winning in the long run - so why not support NA just to give everyone else after us a better chance to survive and get more xp from our defenses of ichamur.  Are you that fucking petty, childish, small-minded? - Artyem, James, Chosen, etc.

Even if your "side" wins in an NA war because your enemy gets annihilated before you do - its a completely meaningless victory.  As of now the 3 groups that have not signed a single NA player to our side (maybe waiting for the last minute hiring of grey order hoping for a spot after they hire all UIF members?, even though many of the NA players won't even get a spot for the great xp) are LCO and Chaos.  Hell, Aldo, and I dislike each other but at least hes man enough to put aside differences and fight for fucking NA instead of vassalizing to UIF so they will leave you alone or fight your enemies (Talking to Arowaine - no idea why chaos is not signing up for NA).

And yes this is me calling you the fuck out.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 02, 2014, 04:43:44 pm
u kicked our ass only in ur dreams :)))
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 02, 2014, 04:50:48 pm
Are you that fucking petty, childish, small-minded? - Artyem, James, Chosen, etc.
I know I am!

No worries though, I think I'm pretty much the only one gay enough in my faction to actually sign up for Grey Order, and that's saying quite a lot since we've become known for homoerotica.

I summon Havelle, to compose more table-based homoerotic fan-fiction.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 02, 2014, 04:52:48 pm
Aldo signing up because he appreciates when I remind him he plays to much. And I appreciate him helping. Wish these attacks came earlier. Currently watching my new baby and wife sleeping at the hospital. So I can only contribute my forum warrior skills.

Sandy my baby uses her endless amount of cuteness to get you to sign for us.. No way u can resist
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Balikar on July 02, 2014, 06:30:24 pm

P.S.  And James forbidding your players to fight for us and only for UIF (or be kicked out of the faction) and getting best xp NA strat has seen since the beginning and basically fucking over your ally kalmar unionen - things like that are why people left your faction.  By the way haven't done anything to you since you permabanned me from ts for asking why you were giving allers grief for not signing for LCO - everything after that is your own paranoia - i've been busy playing other games, haven't even talked to anyone from acre since i can't join the ts - they left of their own volition.

Kesh...

Can you add more punctuation in the future?   That should have been more than two sentences... ;-) 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 02, 2014, 06:38:09 pm
If anyone signs against super friends it means they hate babies
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 02, 2014, 07:16:26 pm
If anyone signs against super friends it means they hate babies

How could anyone hate babies? They're so delicious.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jack1 on July 02, 2014, 10:04:15 pm
with the current roster I am dobting that you will get anything close to a 1:1. if you get more than that it'll be a testament to EU.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Artyem on July 02, 2014, 10:17:50 pm
Are you that fucking petty, childish, small-minded? - Artyem, James, Chosen, etc.

According to you, yeah, I guess I am.

You brought the shit storm down on yourself, you can deal with it alone.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 02, 2014, 11:43:54 pm
Arty why you hate babies?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 02, 2014, 11:44:46 pm
Man so much hate lol.  This is just an XP event.  It should be fun. 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: njames89 on July 03, 2014, 12:15:59 am
Are you that fucking petty, childish, small-minded? - Artyem, James, Chosen, etc.

For you Kesh.... anything.

That being said take this
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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 12:22:00 am
James we have never talked but I punch you when we are on the same team on na1so I think that makes us pretty tight. So you should merc for me.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 03, 2014, 12:25:00 am
For you Kesh.... anything.

That being said take this
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What I do not understand, you went batshit on me for "trying to bring UIF to NA". It was like the last thing you ever wanted.
Now they actually are coming and you refuse to fight them?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 01:42:47 am
Someone tell me the story of how the hunt for kesh went
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 03, 2014, 01:54:29 am
Okay so I was wrong, we had 4 of us on Grey's side in that battle, but considering they had fewer than about 10 NA mercs, they should as hell could have used it. Better XP that way, since a lot of Grey's mercs quit out half-way through due to frustration from high ping.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jona on July 03, 2014, 01:55:31 am
Someone tell me the story of how the hunt for kesh went

The geys greys had a warm NA welcome.

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 02:06:33 am
I am fighting vicariously so I need more. How far did they get what was the equipment like. Hook a very tired brother up.

sandy and arty hate babies. Just terrible
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jona on July 03, 2014, 02:26:59 am
I am fighting vicariously so I need more. How far did they get what was the equipment like. Hook a very tired brother up.

sandy and arty hate babies. Just terrible

They never even made it past the walls, save for a couple ninjas here and there. As expected  Weapons and armor were what you would expect form last strat. They had heraldic transitional, light kuyaks, heraldic mail, morningstars, becs, awlpikes, and steel picks and such. Final battle KDR was 1.4 in favor of the Super Friends. Oh, and towards the end apparently their leaders quit and left their own mercs to get spawn-raped in their stead. Classy.

That about sums it up.

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 02:50:09 am
I considered posting pictures but some real sick fucks use this board. I would be be seriously angry if some one took them and used them in an troll/inappropriate way

1.4 would have expected a little better but that is cool. Was our gear alright. We will get to defend with their gear next fight
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Legs on July 03, 2014, 02:59:10 am
I am fighting vicariously so I need more. How far did they get what was the equipment like. Hook a very tired brother up.

sandy and arty hate babies. Just terrible

"UIF has never lost a siege."
"I will attack and I will attack again and I will take your city."


visitors can't see pics , please register or login


WELCOME TO NA PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jona on July 03, 2014, 03:25:59 am
I considered posting pictures but some real sick fucks use this board. I would be be seriously angry if some one took them and used them in an troll/inappropriate way

1.4 would have expected a little better but that is cool. Was our gear alright. We will get to defend with their gear next fight

Understandable. Huseby dared to do it... turned out alright.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 03, 2014, 03:38:14 am
I considered posting pictures but some real sick fucks use this board. I would be be seriously angry if some one took them and used them in an troll/inappropriate way

1.4 would have expected a little better but that is cool. Was our gear alright. We will get to defend with their gear next fight
Post em in general off topic, much lower ratio of creeps to normal people. (Probably because SMEGMAR doesn't visit that board)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 03, 2014, 03:49:53 am
LOL HOLY SHIT. Legs, your graphics are shit. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Legs on July 03, 2014, 04:27:19 am
LOL HOLY SHIT. Legs, your graphics are shit. :mrgreen:

I play cRPG on N64 because I like to keep it oldschool.

It's a lifestyle choice, don't judge.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 03, 2014, 05:04:12 am
LOL HOLY SHIT. Legs, your graphics are shit. :mrgreen:

It's ok... he runs so fast it becomes a blur. 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 03, 2014, 06:30:38 am
I play cRPG on N64 because I like to keep it oldschool.

It's a lifestyle choice, don't judge.

Do you use the expansion pack? Nice for HD TV but on standard def CRPG will look the same either way.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sir_Wonka on July 03, 2014, 07:22:29 am
McDonalds?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 03, 2014, 07:30:21 am
WELCOME TO NA PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

That even rhymes!

I play cRPG on N64 because I like to keep it oldschool.

It's a lifestyle choice, don't judge.

Not judging and shit but graphics on the N64 were better :D
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 03, 2014, 09:07:17 am

Info to consider:
Mercing for Squids - insults, reporting DRZ players in battle, rude jokes about Russians, overall bad behavior.
Mercing for Astralis - good attitude and behavior.


My own opinion, not the Republic (hopefully the Russians understand):

Merc for the Squids supposedly insults you? Because LCO told you to? Meh, who ever is sour enough to "welcome you" to NA is a pussy that wants to remain on a high throne. I sure as hell won't change my opinion about the about the UIF. It does not scare me being so close to you. Nor will I do anything for you. We have broke our back on NA and finally have a decent war to fight. The last thing I want is some Russian fuck acting top dog because he has 100k shiny troops. That doesn't fly in North America. Only North Americans can do that in their mother land. I can easily forget about the past and join my fellow NA-ers. I'd rather burn in flames against EU scum holding the NA border, then fighting guys that I have known for 3 years plus. WAKE UP AMERICA!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 03, 2014, 09:20:02 am
kill kesh, then go and I'll be a happy man
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 09:42:43 am
I like that spirit.. Now to get the kneelers back on those feet and fighting. Lco throw off those shackles, arty and sandy get off those D's, James use that honour to fight against oppression. Canary did I really see you fighting for EU? Shame!!! Goretooth unga!! unga!! Kill EU!!
They now know it will not be a cakewalk, maybe they learn and go away... Or send in the rest of the clowns.

The Terrortops will feed well. They taste like vodka chicken
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 03, 2014, 09:48:09 am
I think the only problem UIF was having was that they didn't hire all the NA mercs they had signed up.


EDIT: oh and the crushthrough and allstar roster kesh had
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: phnxhdsn on July 03, 2014, 11:49:49 am
Was fun, best battle in whole of strat by far pretty much^^ re?:)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 03, 2014, 11:51:41 am
Was really really fun. Was xp galore
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 12:55:09 pm
Did you all yell NUTS!!! at the start to intimidate them
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Canary on July 03, 2014, 03:52:18 pm
Canary did I really see you fighting for EU? Shame!!!

Maybe, just maybe... I wanted to be on the giving end of a UIF invasion again for once. But no; myself and a handful of other NA people were present and hired on and then removed at the last minute (lol gf).

Now for some screenshots:
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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 03, 2014, 04:06:14 pm
How much exp was it?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 03, 2014, 05:16:27 pm
Canary come get some revenge against them. Teach them to kick off na badmin #1
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 03, 2014, 07:21:34 pm
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You best post some cute baby pics for us when you get the chance

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I considered posting pictures but some real sick fucks use this board. I would be be seriously angry if some one took them and used them in an troll/inappropriate way

1.4 would have expected a little better but that is cool. Was our gear alright. We will get to defend with their gear next fight

That was my wife's concern, but it's just digital data...not like any sick thing they do is actually happening to my son.  I feel the same about words.  People can say whatever they want, it has no power over me unless I allow it to.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: phnxhdsn on July 03, 2014, 07:42:50 pm
I got 1.2 mil exp from the battle. :D Also both teams peaked at 48 players on both sides at one point.. was action packed! :D
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 03, 2014, 07:43:10 pm
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That was my wife's concern, but it's just digital data...not like any sick thing they do is actually happening to my son.  I feel the same about words.  People can say whatever they want, it has no power over me unless I allow it to.
hes gonna be a future gangster.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 03, 2014, 08:10:00 pm
Grey eyes of steel.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 03, 2014, 08:59:27 pm
Oh, is it baby pictures time?

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 03, 2014, 09:17:03 pm
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That was my wife's concern, but it's just digital data...not like any sick thing they do is actually happening to my son.  I feel the same about words.  People can say whatever they want, it has no power over me unless I allow it to.

Man Huseby, you and your wife made a bad-ass child. Just look at him. You can tell he's gonna be a champ, posing like a motherfucker, got his suspender and bow-tie shirt on, not giving a fuck.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 03, 2014, 10:06:39 pm
Oh, is it baby pictures time?

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Is baby murdertron black or does he just have a base tan?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sir_Wonka on July 03, 2014, 10:46:13 pm
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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: mrrdhardy on July 03, 2014, 10:47:47 pm
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haha now that is funny!

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Algarn on July 04, 2014, 12:40:31 am
UIF attacking means something.

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 04, 2014, 01:19:52 am
Is that a .50cal? :D
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Gmnotutoo on July 04, 2014, 02:15:45 am
For you Kesh.... anything.

That being said take this
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Hypocrisy is such an ugly trait.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Holiday203 on July 04, 2014, 02:21:57 am
What I do not understand, you went batshit on me for "trying to bring UIF to NA". It was like the last thing you ever wanted.
Now they actually are coming and you refuse to fight them?

He'll go batshit crazy on anyone man.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Chosen1 on July 04, 2014, 03:14:12 am
I thought FCC was gone, but that was some pretty FCC-tier shit that just now occurred.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 03:21:33 am
Please explain.. And get out of my fief...

Never mind I understand, sorry that battle appears to have sucked. Glad for saving troops and getting a bunch of good gear. It will look nice on us defending against the onslaught of they keep coming. If not we will get to use it against some people
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 04, 2014, 03:29:52 am
I'm actually surprised there weren't any Greys that stayed up/got up at 3am to perform nerd-functions for that battle.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 03:33:37 am
I'm actually surprised there weren't any Greys that stayed up/got up at 3am to perform nerd-functions for that battle.


Why do you hate babies
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jack1 on July 04, 2014, 03:34:59 am
i think grey order started running when they heard the drums of bunga bunga
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 03:41:52 am
Jack1 the hero NA needs!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: mrrdhardy on July 04, 2014, 03:49:25 am
Jack1 the hero NA needs!
cant be jack1 since he died first NAME OF SHAME!  :lol:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 04, 2014, 05:35:16 am
So many NA superstars fighting together. I love it.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 04, 2014, 08:17:22 am
I think it is time this thread is renamed to 'Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Catch-Me-If-You-Can-Kesh"'
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 04, 2014, 08:35:40 am
So they are pulling back from NA now?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Jack1 on July 04, 2014, 09:02:35 am
So they are pulling back from NA now?

they lost their first battle while not doing bad for a normal NA siege. Then all their armies but the one that got cought tucked tail and ran as soon as they found out they couldn't just flag cap it.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Holiday203 on July 04, 2014, 09:08:42 am
they lost their first battle while not doing bad for a normal NA siege. Then all their armies but the one that got cought tucked tail and ran as soon as they found out they couldn't just flag cap it.

Can't really judge an NA seige when we are the only ones to seige a non-AI castle
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 04, 2014, 09:13:53 am
Can't really judge an NA seige when we are the only ones to seige a non-AI castle

For NA they did well (Also compared to last strat)

However, for UIF they were doing incredibly awful. They are used to flag capping or at least getting positive K/Ds. This siege obviously was quite the contrary.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 09:29:18 am
1.4 deaths to 1 for them is respectable. Kesh did not pull everyone back to the stage 2 defence ally which would have brought that closer to 2-1 I bet.

Now that we have loads of plate additional sieges would only be harder. More fun can be had in EU with ping and times. I applaud the EU crews who came over to stay
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 04, 2014, 09:58:45 am
I might merc for Kesh just so I don't have to hear James shittalking Kesh for half an hour.

Jesus Christ not even i'm that bad


*187 The Alligator King: that what happens when you get old?
UnholyRolyPoly: yes
187 The Alligator King: anyones fat soggy tits are ok
UnholyRolyPoly: pretty much


And apparently this too

UnholyRolyPoly: You can qoute that James is a crying my old friend- who titty fucks himself

Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Hetman_The_Grey on July 04, 2014, 10:53:26 am
Eh fools , if  you  really think it was some serious invasion then you are dumber than I thought, if UIF would like to rape you all it will be not a problem , who knows, maybe one day but not now, I do not have time for nubs like you.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Holiday203 on July 04, 2014, 10:55:09 am
I might merc for Kesh just so I don't have to hear James shittalking Kesh for half an hour.

Jesus Christ not even i'm that bad


*187 The Alligator King: that what happens when you get old?
UnholyRolyPoly: yes
187 The Alligator King: anyones fat soggy tits are ok
UnholyRolyPoly: pretty much


And apparently this too

UnholyRolyPoly: You can qoute that James is a crying my old friend- who titty fucks himself

I'll upvote that but you're still a shitty cunt.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 04, 2014, 10:58:15 am
Eh fools , if  you  really think it was some serious invasion then you are dumber than I thought, if UIF would like to rape you all it will be not a problem , who knows, maybe one day but not now, I do not have time for nubs like you.

Those are the words of a broken man who realized shit ping really does make a difference.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 04, 2014, 11:06:32 am
I'll upvote that but you're still a shitty cunt.
I know

Those are the words of a broken man who realized shit ping really does make a difference.
To a degree. If kesh wasn't prepared (long mauls, great mauls, short pierce weapons etc) or it had been a different faction with much shittier gear and an ignorance of GO battle order it might have gone differently.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 04, 2014, 11:34:31 am
Is the invasion over, Mr. President??
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 11:54:18 am


To a degree. If kesh wasn't prepared (long mauls, great mauls, short pierce weapons etc) or it had been a different faction with much shittier gear and an ignorance of GO battle order it might have gone differently.


We have plenty of practice on defence in this city. We earned the "be prepared" merit badge eons ago.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Algarn on July 04, 2014, 12:20:30 pm
Those are the words of a broken man who realized shit ping really does make a difference.

Hetman could launch an invasion with druzhina and kapikulu, and you wouldn't say that I think. They got enough armors and sharp weapons to kill the totality of north america strat, ping doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 04, 2014, 12:31:18 pm
Hetman could launch an invasion with druzhina and kapikulu, and you wouldn't say that I think. They got enough armors and sharp weapons to kill the totality of north america strat, ping doesn't matter.

They could take the whole on NA, yes. But they would sustain much higher losses than on EU due to the ping.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 12:35:04 pm
They have the resources and troops but I fear if they tried to swallow us whole they would not enjoy the taste and would be constantly trying to choke us down while we gave them awful indigestion
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Legs on July 04, 2014, 01:02:32 pm
Eh fools , if  you  really think it was some serious invasion then you are dumber than I thought, if UIF would like to rape you all it will be not a problem , who knows, maybe one day but not now, I do not have time for nubs like you.

"Fuck you I didn't want those grapes anyway, I bet they're sour as hell, keep your shitty grapes I don't even care any more ;_;"
- Hetman

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Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 04, 2014, 01:50:23 pm
2nd battle could have gone better if Knitler would set up his night time :))) almost everyone was sleeping, 6 am here :)
for this kind of attacks we could also come and attack before enemies night times :) which would suit us fine and set up our night time to NA prime time/ or late NA time :)
the only problem is that its more of a work then fun on NA ping and times:) hetman didn't organise this attacks and didn't really care for the outcome
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 02:58:59 pm
We saw the nighttime setting and jumped all over it. Kesh never misses those little things. Fighting super friends is super annoying... Ya heard
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 04, 2014, 03:53:43 pm
this is just show how super bored they are and relaxed about this attack :)
When our guys go to war they set nighttime properly :)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 04, 2014, 04:21:53 pm
If I had a nickle for every smiley face nebun uses when he posts I could retire and play as much as Aldo
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 04, 2014, 05:38:41 pm
this is just show how super bored they are and relaxed about this attack :)
When our guys go to war they set nighttime properly :)


So does this mean you won't pussy out and hide behind grey order like you do most strats?  To be fair I honestly think you would do a lot worse than grey order - even when we had eu ping we were beating you in strat 2 (had some great mercs from fallen, hre, and mercs which helped).

You were the one talking most of the shit Nebun, but it was grey order that actually manned up and attacked.  But blowhards will be blowhards, you only can win with overwhelming gear superiority in EU against factions 1/10th your size.  If your whole contribution against us is "we will merc against you" then all I got to say is this:

'Merica, fuck yeah!!!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 04, 2014, 07:03:40 pm
Why did James cry anyways? He has already been bailed out by Kalmar union, LCO, Astralis, Black Company. Lmao.

PS: Kesh good on you. The roster you had was amazing. Keep it up buddy :)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: mrrdhardy on July 04, 2014, 08:12:16 pm
this is just show how super bored they are and relaxed about this attack :)
When our guys go to war they set nighttime properly :)
Everything you say just seem like excuses because lets face it grey order did care about taking out kesh and this thread proves it also I bet when grey came over to NA they where confident that they would beat kesh because NA gear is underdeveloped. anyway lets not hide the fact it was a horrible show by the grey order and giving up after one siege just makes them seem like big cry babies. What can I say best NA strat faction beat best EU and one more think ping is not excuse I play NA as EU and do ok and I have seen many EU play NA strat battles and top score board. My ramble is over!  :twisted:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Gawin on July 05, 2014, 06:48:12 am
Why did James cry anyways? He has already been bailed out by Kalmar union, LCO, Astralis, Black Company. Lmao.

PS: Kesh good on you. The roster you had was amazing. Keep it up buddy :)
"Why James cryin? CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!"
- Froggy Fresh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 05, 2014, 09:11:34 am
Why did James cry anyways? He has already been bailed out by Kalmar union


Your own doings - grow a spine and take the consequences of your actions like a man and please, please stop with the obnoxious whining
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 05, 2014, 09:13:27 am
Your own doings - grow a spine and take the consequences of your actions like a man and please, please stop with the obnoxious whining
And don't attack us on a federal fucking holiday
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Yarl on July 05, 2014, 11:53:14 am
even when we had eu ping we were beating you in strat 2 (had some great mercs from fallen, hre, and mercs which helped).
1 or 2 battles?   :D


By the way I expected more from NA archers.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 05:56:50 pm
Everything you say just seem like excuses because lets face it grey order did care about taking out kesh and this thread proves it also I bet when grey came over to NA they where confident that they would beat kesh because NA gear is underdeveloped. anyway lets not hide the fact it was a horrible show by the grey order and giving up after one siege just makes them seem like big cry babies. What can I say best NA strat faction beat best EU and one more think ping is not excuse I play NA as EU and do ok and I have seen many EU play NA strat battles and top score board. My ramble is over!  :twisted:

Wat? ~ How can we give up with one army decimated on an assault and the other one attacked in deep European night (which is bad for the sake of XP for NA)?
Please tell me.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 05, 2014, 06:16:20 pm
Wat? ~ How can we give up with one army decimated on an assault and the other one attacked in deep European night (which is bad for the sake of XP for NA)?
Please tell me.

I actually think grey order put in a good showing on that siege.  Its about typical for most sieges that attackers lose 1.5 to 1 ratios unless they have an absolutely enormous gear advantage (ie most of the eu fights this strat) and ping helped counter the gear advantage.  And I understand not wanting to keep fighting here - it was nebun, leader of druzhina, who instigated most of it and once again he hid behind grey order and made them do the bleeding because he was too cowardly to do it himself. 

Thats true cowardice - Nebun talked mad shit about doing something (not like outnumbering our pitifully small faction 100 to 1 was going to be much of a challenge), told you how druzhina would do it after the fact with nighttime settings, and then completely ran away leaving only grey order to accomplish everything, even ran away and abandoned them during the siege when they started losing.

Also, yarl none of the drz archers did all that great that siege, getting picked off all over the place.  I was busy engineering most of the battle or guarding the catapult, but I saw the stats on the score board.  And strat 2 we had taken half your fiefs before they ended it because uif was attacking cities with 40 troops and then trying to win by filling all the ai defender slots with UIF members who then would no show hoping to flag cap.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 05, 2014, 06:16:33 pm
Wat? ~ How can we give up with one army decimated on an assault and the other one attacked in deep European night (which is bad for the sake of XP for NA)?
Please tell me.

You come to NA: You play on NA times. Don't whine little GO punk about late night battle for you.

Quote
We are not here for your entertainment.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 05, 2014, 06:20:59 pm
I actually think grey order put in a good showing on that siege.  Its about typical for most sieges that attackers lose 1.5 to 1 ratios unless they have an absolutely enormous gear advantage (ie most of the eu fights this strat) and ping helped counter the gear advantage.  And I understand not wanting to keep fighting here - it was nebun, leader of druzhina, who instigated most of it and once again he hid behind grey order and made them do the bleeding because he was too cowardly to do it himself. 

Thats true cowardice - Nebun talked mad shit about doing something (not like outnumbering our pitifully small faction 100 to 1 was going to be much of a challenge), told you how druzhina would do it after the fact with nighttime settings, and then completely ran away leaving only grey order to accomplish everything, even ran away and abandoned them during the siege when they started losing.

Also, yarl none of the drz archers did all that great that siege, getting picked off all over the place.  I was busy engineering most of the battle or guarding the catapult, but I saw the stats on the score board.  And strat 2 we had taken half your fiefs before they ended it because uif was attacking cities with 40 troops and then trying to win by filling all the ai defender slots with UIF members who then would no show hoping to flag cap.
run away where u idiot? :))) have u seen single DRZ army there yet? or any of other NA clans seen DRZ armies there? :) To run away we would need to come first.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 06:21:55 pm
You come to NA: You play on NA times. Don't whine little GO punk about late night battle for you.

Im not whining, its your wasted XP - i just want to know what let him think we gave up XD?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 06:24:36 pm
Im not whining, its your wasted XP - i just want to know what let him think we gave up XD?
yall left?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 06:24:54 pm
yall left?

How comes? Why do you think so?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 06:55:54 pm
Specific sources.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:04:24 pm
Specific sources.

Not valid - you got nothing to lose, go. Tell me.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:13:53 pm
Owners of fiefs in that area. I ain't telling no ones name cause I don't want some Europoors attacking a friend that is in a faction 1/100 the size of mother russia
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:16:48 pm
Owners of fiefs in that area. I ain't telling no ones name cause I don't want some Europoors attacking a friend that is in a faction 1/100 the size of mother russia

Yeah and? Two armies arent there anymore? Doesnt mean we retreated ôo
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:21:18 pm
Why has there been no battles recently?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:22:15 pm
Why has there been no battles recently?

Why should there?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Dark_Blade on July 05, 2014, 07:23:20 pm
Everything you say just seem like excuses because lets face it grey order did care about taking out kesh and this thread proves it also I bet when grey came over to NA they where confident that they would beat kesh because NA gear is underdeveloped. anyway lets not hide the fact it was a horrible show by the grey order and giving up after one siege just makes them seem like big cry babies. What can I say best NA strat faction beat best EU and one more think ping is not excuse I play NA as EU and do ok and I have seen many EU play NA strat battles and top score board. My ramble is over!  :twisted:
you know nothing, Jon Snow (c)

i can try to explain why everything happened this way but i am just an ordinar member of GO and i think it will be wrong if i'll try to.

sooo just few excuses from the player who partisipated on this battle:
- PING. its god damn my normal ping * 5. yes, maybe there are some people who can resist to it but majority definitely cant.
- tactical disadvantage
 1) we were attackers
 2) there was many heavy armors but far from even half of army UNLIKE it was supposed to be (blame Knitler). for special weapons its doesnt matter who is attacking the castle, medium or heavy armed players.
 3) players. we had not the best people we can actually bring due the not the best time, na zone and inactivity compared to the times before.
 4) do not open the spoiler if you dont want to get hurt by flames from my arse
(click to show/hide)

- excuse me... we lost 1700 and you lost 1200? is it a great victory with all of our disadvantages?
- there are some reasons more but as i already said - i am not competent enough to talk about such things.

this battle reminded me battles on EU when i was fighting on anti-UIF side. it was possible to do something but because of some obvious reasons our players wasnt equal so nothing to wonder that all this happened this way. personally - i got some kind of fun but ping is a good enough reason to not come on any other NA battle.

// anti-UIF fixed
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:27:00 pm
Why should there?
cause your mighty manhunt on kesh was supposed to produce battles and xp
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:29:36 pm
cause your mighty manhunt on kesh was supposed to produce battles and xp

Not really?
One did quite some XP, and the other one didnt cause you attacked on bad EU time - not fair at all - and you got no XP, Karma. Most of us want to play for Blood, like me. Killing ppl for fun. Its no fun on NA Ping already, but thats okay - its getting bad when the battle is at 3am.

XP. That was never the purpose. Your argument is still invalid - So why do you think we gave up / retreated?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:33:40 pm
What the fuck was your purpose then? Your purpose that I got from this thread was to get kesh in NA and be able to roll him into dust. Yet you failed. You personally fucked up as well from the looks of what Dark Blade said. You may not be giving up but you dun fucked up a aron. But by the looks of it you guys stopped your attacks. Why? To call in the rest of the Russian army? Or to regroup or what? No matter which one. You guys got a first experience. Getting spawn raped. Losing a siege where you out geared the other army. Probably losing an army was surprising enough.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:39:06 pm
What the fuck was your purpose then? Your purpose that I got from this thread was to get kesh in NA and be able to roll him into dust. Yet you failed. You personally fucked up as well from the looks of what Dark Blade said. You may not be giving up but you dun fucked up a aron

With two armies right? One was like 1.5:1 for Ichamur - which is fine.
Another one was at like 3am european time, which got no XP cause nobody attended.

Kesh is getting hailed to bring XP for NA - where is the XP? You got like 800k in Ichamur, not more. Probably less. And you got like nothing at all against me in that bad nighttime.

In the beginning we spoke about the times, when to attack and shit cause we didnt cared and wanted to have some fun on nice times. We attacked at like 22o´clock - which is something like 5pm for americans. And still kind of playable for russians. But kesh set his nighttime up to have superior American nighttime, which was already mean compared to us wanting to be fair. Then he praised himself with bringing XP to NA - Here again, where is the XP?

And then i got attacked in an even worse nighttime.

We didnt had any purpose - maybe harpag thought it would be too easy. But on our way to NA (which takes about 1 week+) we took some other castles for fun.


Second quote;
But by the looks of it you guys stopped your attacks. Why? To call in the rest of the Russian army? Or to regroup or what? No matter which one. You guys got a first experience. Getting spawn raped. Losing a siege where you out geared the other army. Probably losing an army was surprising enough.

How can we stop attacking with just two armies there? How? We cant built a tunnel to NA to reach it in no time, cant we?
You are thinking too much - We didnt stopped attacking, we are just not there anymore. No regroup, No Russians incoming (i dont guess so) or maybe?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:44:12 pm
i honestly don't care if you retreated or not. But I got 1.2 million experience off of Ochamur and 800 k from the field battle. Good experience IMO. I'm not saying you guys are pussies but I hope for more attacks meaning more xp and hopefully at better times.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 05, 2014, 07:44:25 pm
you know nothing, Jon Snow (c)

i can try to explain why everything happened this way but i am just an ordinar member of GO and i think it will be wrong if i'll try to.

sooo just few excuses from the player who partisipated on this battle:
- PING. its god damn my normal ping * 5. yes, maybe there are some people who can resist to it but majority definitely cant.
- tactical disadvantage
 1) we were attackers
 2) there was many heavy armors but far from even half of army UNLIKE it was supposed to be (blame Knitler). for special weapons its doesnt matter who is attacking the castle, medium or heavy armed players.
 3) players. we had not the best people we can actually bring due the not the best time, na zone and inactivity compared to the times before.
 4) do not open the spoiler if you dont want to get hurt by flames from my arse
(click to show/hide)

- excuse me... we lost 1700 and you lost 1200? is it a great victory with all of our disadvantages?
- there are some reasons more but as i already said - i am not competent enough to talk about such things.

this battle reminded me battles on EU when i was fighting on anti-UIF side. it was possible to do something but because of some obvious reasons our players wasnt equal so nothing to wonder that all this happened this way. personally - i got some kind of fun but ping is a good enough reason to not come on any other NA battle.

// anti-UIF fixed

-Armor: 50 v 75(you)
-Ping: 50 v 150 (you)
-Mercs: 48 v 44(high) 23(spawn rape) (avg: 40) You unhired NA mercs on your side in the end.
-Attackers: Your choice, also attack was at 2 PM EST shit time for NA, except Kesh Pushed it back to  6.
-Retreat: you had 5 armies, 4 left 1 got teleported
-Maulers: only 1/3 at most. I don't see NA complaining you guys had excellent fucking equipment(nothing not loomed)
-NA hates you. Period. Our faction, Astralis really fucking hates Kesh. We hate you Kesh x2.
-second army got flag capped. That was 1900 tickets for the 134 lost. So, 1300 lost to 3k yours between 2 battles. #reckt

Stay the Fuck off NA UIF Pricks.-Says NA.

Typical GO BS when they lose, especially to NA people. 
@knitler:
We got enough xp in battle1 and like 250-300k on battle 2. That's pretty par for the course on NA strat ATM.

Kesh isn't Hailed. Most Hate him cause he's saying "he brought over EU,"(me included) but we don't care cause it's UIF BS anyways. Stay on EU and rot.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:50:51 pm
How did y'all get such little xp for the 2nd battle? I got 800k I swer
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:51:38 pm
i honestly don't care if you retreated or not. But I got 1.2 million experience off of Ochamur and 800 k from the field battle. Good experience IMO. I'm not saying you guys are pussies but I hope for more attacks meaning more xp and hopefully at better times.

I reaaaaally doubt that it gave that much ;-)
Atleast now you got it what i mean.

But with Kesh playing dirty, we wont give u XP anymore. And if any of my fellow Grey leaders comes back to the idea im gonna smack him on the head (Eh Harpag?) and tell him to let me lead the offensive and let me play dirty aswell (Cause i can do that well better).

Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 07:53:55 pm
You are knittler after all. I also am quite sure bout the amount of xp I got.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 07:57:38 pm
You are knittler after all. I also am quite sure bout the amount of xp I got.

What does that mean :P?

Everybody is playing dirty ~ Im not. People will tell u im crazy, maybe. They will tell you im mad. No problem.
But one thing is for sure, im here for fun. Like everyone else should be. If theres no fun, im making my own one, like in that thread right now.

If we already come to NA to provide u something to slaughter - we atleas expected you to not play dirty and let us also have fun. But at those circumstances, like the 2nd battle u are speaking about. Its no fun at all.

(click to show/hide)



Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 05, 2014, 07:59:26 pm

In the beginning we spoke about the times, when to attack and shit cause we didnt cared and wanted to have some fun on nice times. We attacked at like 22o´clock - which is something like 5pm for americans. And still kind of playable for russians. But kesh set his nighttime up to have superior American nighttime, which was already mean compared to us wanting to be fair.



Slight correction.  I watched the attack happen it was at noon pst, 3 pm est - most of us would have been at work, pushed battle to 3 pm pst and 6 pm est, which is the very early end of na primetime and was still early enough to be around midnight for western euros, of which plenty of euros did show up, over 40 in fact.


But with Kesh playing dirty, we wont give u XP anymore. And if any of my fellow Grey leaders comes back to the idea im gonna smack him on the head (Eh Harpag?) and tell him to let me lead the offensive and let me play dirty aswell (Cause i can do that well better).

We attacked your army, because we didn't want to have to fight just before 10 am est (before my nighttime setting kicked in) on a federal holiday, 4th of July.


Also, like I said - grey order put in a good showing at the siege.  Its really Nebun who talked shit like they were going to wipe out our 10-man faction and then depends on grey order to do everything, while cowering in EU with tens of thousands of shiny troops.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 08:02:11 pm
Slight correction.  I watched the attack happen it was at noon pst, 3 pm est - most of us would have been at work, pushed battle to 3 pm pst and 6 pm est, which is the very early end of na primetime and was still early enough to be around midnight for western euros, of which plenty of euros did show up, over 40 in fact.

Yes, casue those europes werent working, and some like nebun are (somehow) but he told me he sleeps and then shows up - I wanted to do the same, set my alarm to the time. And you know what i did? I just turned of my PC.

Slight correction.  I watched the attack happen it was at noon pst, 3 pm est - most of us would have been at work, pushed battle to 3 pm pst and 6 pm est, which is the very early end of na primetime and was still early enough to be around midnight for western euros, of which plenty of euros did show up, over 40 in fact.

We attacked your army, because we didn't want to have to fight just before 10 am est (before my nighttime setting kicked in) on a federal holiday, 4th of July.

And how you come to the idea i was planning to do so?
I love it how some EU on NA tell that you have to play with NA Rules - I really doubt that. And they are quite annoying when telling you that but not doing it at all.

It needs to be syncronized between East Coast and Europe - Which was quite fair with Europe beeing kinda late - And East Coast kinda early. Russian and West Coast had to be even worse in an fair way.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 08:03:46 pm
You photoshopped all those armies. I shit my pants to be honest. Then Cleveland told me you guys only had 5 armies. So wasn't as bad as I thought. You should have heard the amount of shock when we thought your picture was actually true.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 08:06:04 pm
You photoshopped all those armies. I shit my pants to be honest. Then Cleveland told me you guys only had 5 2 armies. (slight correction there) So wasn't as bad as I thought. You should have heard the amount of shock when we thought your picture was actually true.

Thats the fun im talking about. Im sure really much ppl thought it might be real, some may still belive it. I also laught my ass off when some EU guy said it will give alot of XP (maybe about 6mio).
I always told him; "No man. It wont." Not telling him the truth. Gnihi

Cause ppl stopped beliving me when i joined Greys, they asked; Are you gonna attack this and this?.
I always told them the truth but they didnt belive me. But ppl tend to belive in photos :P
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 05, 2014, 08:10:27 pm
Ok good deception. Hope you launch another invasion. I also hope you lead the next on so you can back up your talk of leading the offensive and being dirty
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 08:14:09 pm
Ok good deception. Hope you launch another invasion. I also hope you lead the next on so you can back up your talk of leading the offensive and being dirty

Yeh, i hope that aswell. And hope for Revenge. (Revenged Blood is the best blood)
But i think EU (Can you still say EU cause nearly everone then UIF ran away?) have no fun fighting in NA - And then having to play on that circumstances.

So they organise some XP Battles for XP. Like 10% of the attending players to the battle dont need XP at all (lvl35-36), another 50% are above lvl32. The rest is either lvl30 or below.
The XP battle could be 50vs50 just by UIF - But as the name says, its XP - not everyone needs it. And if you dont want to have ours, you wont get it.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 05, 2014, 08:17:18 pm
Thats the fun im talking about. Im sure really much ppl thought it might be real, some may still belive it. I also laught my ass off when some EU guy said it will give alot of XP (maybe about 6mio).
I always told him; "No man. It wont." Not telling him the truth. Gnihi

Doubt you are on about me, since I never mentioned anything about 6 mil. But I did say that those Grey armies will bring a lot of experience.

Also mentioned that not everybody is level35/36. For me 1 mil is quite a lot already. Even though that second battle apparently did not bring as much exp, I guess considering the past big battles on NA did not bring much exp, those 2 Grey battles were quite lucrative for quite a lot of people.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Legs on July 05, 2014, 08:28:41 pm
And how you come to the idea i was planning to do so?

You attacked Ichamur at 2pm EST. That's 11am PST. Right in the middle of the day, when students are at school, workers are at work, and NEETs are... sleeping. It seems pretty clear that you wanted to attack at a time when there wouldn't be many NA mercs available. Super Friends lucked out with their night time settings and the battle was moved to 6pm EST. A little early in NA time zones, a little late in EU time zones, but within prime-time for everyone involved. That's what made it a fun battle with good attendance.

There was no reason to believe that the next attack would be at a similar time. The was reason to believe that you'd attack even earlier the next day so that you could have the advantage that you wanted in the first battle. So Kesh went ahead and initiated a field battle. Giving up the advantage of the town walls to secure a reasonable (for NA) battle time. It was a little unfair to the EU side but tough shit to you guys. If you attack someone at a bad time you don't really have the right to cry when they do the same thing to you. I'm sure that everyone would have preferred a fair fight over the early flag cap in the second battle but your poor sportsmanship made that impossible. If you decide to attack again, learn from this and coordinate with Super Friends to make battle times that will work for everyone.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Dark_Blade on July 05, 2014, 08:29:28 pm
little offtop:
the "lots of xP" point is quite subjective.
depends how much you are looking for. if you are looking for 6m - well keep looking then. yes, even 6m is not much but its pretty much from the xp you can get in some period.
even 400k strat battle is worth to come if it will be normal. it worth to come because it will take less than hour and especially when you have low generation.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 08:37:47 pm
You attacked Ichamur at 2pm EST. That's 11am PST. Right in the middlers are of the day, when students are at school, worke at work, and NEETs are... sleeping. It seems pretty clear that you wanted to attack at a time when there wouldn't be many NA mercs available. Super Friends lucked out with their night time settings and the battle was moved to 6pm EST. A little early in NA time zones, a little late in EU time zones, but within prime-time for everyone involved. That's what made it a fun battle with good attendance.

There was no reason to believe that the next attack would be at a similar time. The was reason to believe that you'd attack even earlier the next day so that you could have the advantage that you wanted in the first battle. So Kesh went ahead and initiated a field battle. Giving up the advantage of the town walls to secure a reasonable (for NA) battle time. It was a little unfair to the EU side but tough shit to you guys. If you attack someone at a bad time you don't really have the right to cry when they do the same thing to you. I'm sure that everyone would have preferred a fair fight over the early flag cap in the second battle but your poor sportsmanship made that impossible. If you decide to attack again, learn from this and coordinate with Super Friends to make battle times that will work for everyone.

Ichamur whenever we attacked it, i dont mind it. I wasnt there, as said. I set my alarmd but turned off the PC cause it probably wouldnt provide any fun. 6pm isnt early at all. 10am is early.

Green: The thing i bold out is kinda weird and not understandable. Which battle u say was a bad time? And we have a poor sportsmanship? Didnt u made our time fucked up? I mean i could have set my nighttime so you have a fucked up time - You have a wrong defintion of sportmanship/fairness.

Blue: Second thing i bold out, Uhm ... there we have the purpose of the thread, oh man i nearly forgot about it. But it seems they didnt stood with it.

We can return and attack at times where u are not even coming to the idea that its nighttime - Setting up the nighttime, the purpose is to have it while u work. Or sleep (16hrs with me, which is not doable).
But some ppl tend to abuse them. (Not telling kesh did, but he kinda outused it in the second battle)
You want to stay up at 6am? In my days where i didnt had to work i could have attended to the battle and maybe brought a full roster. But, as said. I wanted fun for everyone, which NA didnt wanted it seems.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 05, 2014, 08:50:21 pm
And don't attack us on a federal fucking holiday

I'm Canadian. So your "federal holiday" means nothing to me. Also, not my fault your night time settings suck cock.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 05, 2014, 08:56:27 pm
Your own doings - grow a spine and take the consequences of your actions like a man and please, please stop with the obnoxious whining

I'm not winning, I'm pushing your buttons because it's fun. This is the least I can do since it's 215vs60. So take your spine and shove it up your friends bum bums. Oh wait... Too late.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 08:57:11 pm
I'm Canadian. So your "federal holiday" means nothing to me. Also, not my fault your night time settings suck cock.

No it wasnt your fault, how do you come to that inspiration my dear canadian? And dont double post and quote from 5sites past.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 05, 2014, 08:58:55 pm
Bumping the thread multiple times?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Knitler on July 05, 2014, 08:59:57 pm
Bumping the thread multiple times?

Wasnt dead at all - No bumps needed.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 05, 2014, 09:00:07 pm
I'm not winning, I'm pushing your buttons because it's fun. This is the least I can do since it's 215vs60. So take your spine and shove it up your friends bum bums. Oh wait... Too late.

You couldnt find my buttons if I drew you a map Bubba, and about friends - howcome you have so few?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 05, 2014, 09:02:00 pm
I play a war game. When you go to war. Friends are lost. When you hide and trade for 5 months, friends are made.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 06, 2014, 12:36:29 am
I play a war game. When you go to war. Friends are lost. When you hide and trade for 5 months, friends are made.

Really? In my experience wars are great for making friends and allies - that is, if you dont decide to go haywire and attack everything that moves at the same time. Try finishing one war before starting another to keep the enemycount low, dont backstabb people and try to be friendly to people - these things all help

You dont have to thank me  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 06, 2014, 12:48:50 am
Really? In my experience wars are great for making friends and allies - that is, if you dont decide to go haywire and attack everything that moves at the same time. Try finishing one war before starting another to keep the enemycount low, dont backstabb people and try to be friendly to people - these things all help

You dont have to thank me  :mrgreen:

No offense but you used to be wolves_grandmom - wolves will always be the top dog on knowledge about backstabbing EVERYONE!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 06, 2014, 01:14:08 am
Robot chicken best chicken!
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 06, 2014, 03:39:39 am
No offense but you used to be wolves_grandmom - wolves will always be the top dog on knowledge about backstabbing EVERYONE!

You mean that wolvesmembers have certain backstabbing genes that will suddenly pop up once you get accepted in that clan? That sounds really scientific Kesh

I guesss you mean when we got attacked by our allies (your friends)and kicked the living piss out of them and ultimately changed the course of strat 4?



Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 06, 2014, 05:12:18 am
just going to say this..

I like Wesley


also will say this..

Changing the course of strat 4 is about as fun as getting your nuts caught in your zipper.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Quiksilver on July 06, 2014, 06:16:19 am

I guesss you mean when we got attacked by our allies (your friends)and kicked the living piss out of them and ultimately changed the course of strat 4?




It almost looks like you are talking about squids, but that is surely not the case. Not only have you not beaten us nearly as badly as that, you have been stuck on the same fiefs repeatedly raiding them and still only squeaking by with overwhelming numbers. I would say superior gear as well but we both know the status on that now dont we. Oh and we were NEVER allies. So who are you talking about?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Sir_Wonka on July 06, 2014, 08:00:25 am
I start to read a post, the look at Knitler's forum pic. SO FUCKING CUTE! Wait what post was I reading again?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: HardRice on July 06, 2014, 08:24:06 am
It almost looks like you are talking about squids, but that is surely not the case. Not only have you not beaten us nearly as badly as that, you have been stuck on the same fiefs repeatedly raiding them and still only squeaking by with overwhelming numbers. I would say superior gear as well but we both know the status on that now dont we. Oh and we were NEVER allies. So who are you talking about?
strat 4?
This is strat 5, he was referring to an EU war back in strat 4.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 06, 2014, 09:32:19 am
It almost looks like you are talking about squids, but that is surely not the case. Not only have you not beaten us nearly as badly as that, you have been stuck on the same fiefs repeatedly raiding them and still only squeaking by with overwhelming numbers. I would say superior gear as well but we both know the status on that now dont we. Oh and we were NEVER allies. So who are you talking about?

I am talking about, or to be more precise - Kesh is referring to STRAT 4 for some reason, guess he just wants to try and give me a bad rep and benefit from it in NA somehow. His friends (tradingpartners I guess)in EU died a horrible Death after attacking the Wolves which I lead- Kesh was going bananas in the forum back then and I never understood why.

Now from time to time in these threads he tries to connect dots that arent connected, like trying to say that KU are cooperating with the UIF (nobody fought them more or harder than we did this strat and we denied, in these very forums, an offer from Grey Order to have 15k geared up troops to fight the squids).

But ok Kesh, lets go - I have various sources in EU telling me that while we denied getting help from UIF - YOU, trying to look like the all american hero, hasnt exactly been the patriot you set out to be. YOU have been colaborating with the "enemy", its you that has tried to use UIF for your needs asking them to attack EU Clans in NA that arent under your wing. I have never spoken to you, but the bullshit you carry around amazes me, and your ability to make others Believe it is somewhat superb.

I mean, first asking the help of the UIF, they deny you that help and attack you and you make that attack look like "mastermind" Kesh had "planned" it to bring XP to his fellow americans.

Colaborating with the enemy Kesh - is that well looked upon in your country?

***Also Quicksilver, thanks for verifying that Kesh has been backing you up - not that I Think anyone doubted it

Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 06, 2014, 10:44:27 am
I am talking about, or to be more precise - Kesh is referring to STRAT 4 for some reason, guess he just wants to try and give me a bad rep and benefit from it in NA somehow. His friends (tradingpartners I guess)in EU died a horrible Death after attacking the Wolves which I lead- Kesh was going bananas in the forum back then and I never understood why.

Now from time to time in these threads he tries to connect dots that arent connected, like trying to say that KU are cooperating with the UIF (nobody fought them more or harder than we did this strat and we denied, in these very forums, an offer from Grey Order to have 15k geared up troops to fight the squids).

But ok Kesh, lets go - I have various sources in EU telling me that while we denied getting help from UIF - YOU, trying to look like the all american hero, hasnt exactly been the patriot you set out to be. YOU have been colaborating with the "enemy", its you that has tried to use UIF for your needs asking them to attack EU Clans in NA that arent under your wing. I have never spoken to you, but the bullshit you carry around amazes me, and your ability to make others Believe it is somewhat superb.

I mean, first asking the help of the UIF, they deny you that help and attack you and you make that attack look like "mastermind" Kesh had "planned" it to bring XP to his fellow americans.

Colaborating with the enemy Kesh - is that well looked upon in your country?

***Also Quicksilver, thanks for verifying that Kesh has been backing you up - not that I Think anyone doubted it

Lol what?  Are you smoking crack again?  You've got to be kidding.  How do you even come up with an idiotic conspiracy like that?  Do you even realize how much UIF and I hate each oher?  Have been enemies for 5 strats now? I don't even need a real response to this - you just showed how completely mentally incompetent you are.

Also, you mentioned squids as backstabbing - I just was pointing out that you, Grandmom are the biggest backstabber ever in multiple strats now.  You collaborated with UIF last strat and it was UIF that fucked your former allies up while you pretty much were utterly incompetent.

Also, the byzantine put up a better fight than you guys, you kind of just rolled over and died.

Frankly, you are one of the weakest strat commanders around.  Everybody used to laugh last strat when you would lead a battle because it was complete fail - the greys actually had to step in (when you backstabbed and worked for them) and lead for you because you are so utterly useless.  But sure man, keep inflating your ego and tell yourself how great your backstabbing faction sis and how wonderful a leader you are.  Just go back to being UIF's bitch again since you are hiring them to all your battles, if you really opposed them you wouldn't hire them when they applied.

P.S.  If you are going to try to make up a lie about me - at least make it a believable conspiracy - like I'm allying with santa claus or something to rid america of the euros.  It was almost as believeable as when you sent those message to nebun and hetman that each of the others was conspiring against the other one, p.s. a secret source - i'm sure they were so close to  believing that last strat - they couldn't, I don't know, just mention it to each other in their ts.  God you are by far the dumbest, least competent strat leader I've come across.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 06, 2014, 11:06:43 am
Lol what?  Are you smoking crack again?  You've got to be kidding.  How do you even come up with an idiotic conspiracy like that?  Do you even realize how much UIF and I hate each oher?  Have been enemies for 5 strats now? I don't even need a real response to this - you just showed how completely mentally incompetent you are.

Also, you mentioned squids as backstabbing - I just was pointing out that you, Grandmom are the biggest backstabber ever in multiple strats now.  You collaborated with UIF last strat and it was UIF that fucked your former allies up while you pretty much were utterly incompetent.

Also, the byzantine put up a better fight than you guys, you kind of just rolled over and died.

Frankly, you are one of the weakest strat commanders around.  Everybody used to laugh last strat when you would lead a battle because it was complete fail - the greys actually had to step in (when you backstabbed and worked for them) and lead for you because you are so utterly useless.  But sure man, keep inflating your ego and tell yourself how great your backstabbing faction sis and how wonderful a leader you are.  Just go back to being UIF's bitch again since you are hiring them to all your battles, if you really opposed them you wouldn't hire them when they applied.

P.S.  If you are going to try to make up a lie about me - at least make it a believable conspiracy - like I'm allying with santa claus or something to rid america of the euros.  It was almost as believeable as when you sent those message to nebun and hetman that each of the others was conspiring against the other one, p.s. a secret source - i'm sure they were so close to  believing that last strat - they couldn't, I don't know, just mention it to each other in their ts.  God you are by far the dumbest, least competent strat leader I've come across.

**I suck at leading battles? Ofc I do
**Wolves failed and and UIF totally downed Your EU friends ? Sure, it Went down exactly like that
**Biggest backstabber in multiple strats? Well, this is my first from the start - but Im sure you are right anyway
**Byz put up a better fight than KU - Well sure if it means alot to you we could say that - who is counting
**Sure im useless in commanding, hetman had to hold my hand all through that war - it does not matter here
**We are hiring some UIF for battles - yes
**Colaborating with the UIF last strat? Well, sure after being attacked by our allies during several weeks we sort of had nowhere else to turn.

That doesnt change the facts about you Crying for help to the UIF against the EU-Clans in NA, several sources say you were doing just that, ofc you will deny that until the end of Days - didnt expect anything else from you.


 

Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 06, 2014, 11:14:49 am

That doesnt change the facts about you Crying for help to the UIF against the EU-Clans in NA, several sources say you were doing just that, ofc you will deny that until the end of Days - didnt expect anything else from you.

You are soooooo stupid!  I'm banned from their ts because they hate me.  If it wasn't you that made up that lie then you are just fucking moronic to believe it.  So unfathomably stupid!  It would take a person with a 6 year old's knowledge to realize 1) I never would ask UIF for anything, 2) UIF would never do anything for me, 3) I like many of the EUs in NA (other than you - was ambivalent, but you spreading lies after getting all butthurt because I didn't hire you for the anti-uif strat fights (since you are such a bad my old friendility fighter in NA) is shifting that).
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Nebun on July 06, 2014, 11:20:19 am
Don't remember that your allies Squids refused us in their roster before we found out that you their ally :))
Anyway i'm getting use to NA ping, hope more players will adjust. Maybe not so much infantry but archer support for sure.

PS: Kalmars our natural enemy, we do want them to come back, on the other hand Kesh is dickhead and we want him to lose way more then for EUs to come back. :)) its simple
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Algarn on July 06, 2014, 11:27:01 am
Anyway i'm getting use to NA ping, hope more players will adjust. Maybe not so much infantry but archer support for sure.

Archers duels with 140 ping ?  8-)
Just play on NA 1, which is quite easy, even with 140 ping or more, since most of their ranged is bad.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 06, 2014, 11:35:35 am
I have not read every single post in this thread, but will try to clear a few things up that have happened to arise in the last few posts:


Kesh did not ask UIF for help. Which would be incredibly surprising hearing Hetman and Harpag curse whenever they talk about him :D No matter which side you ask, both say "[The other side] is completely retarded!"
Hetman also said this on teamspeak like a week ago or so (Not his exact words, but along those lines): "Greys will leave NA alone unless a faction pisses us off much. There is just one person we will go for" - Was pretty obvious he was on about Kesh. So Kesh (successfully) tried to make UIF attack him. They obviously did.


Also I was a Wolf myself, joined more or less late, but, even though there was a bit of backstabbing involved, motives for switching sides were perfectly reasonable. (In fact, my first clan - Companions - turned against Apostates as well because they were being right twats. That was before it fell apart and I joined Wolves.)
What Wolves did when Kinngrimm was the leader does not count anyway, because he is in the top 5, if not in the top 3, of the biggest retards in this community.


Byzantines did not put up a great fight against UIF really. Our 3 field armies were annihilated by Druzhina, despite superior gear (Weaboo armour best armour!), after that our fiefs were open for capture. However, we did kind of well against Kalmars. But if it wasn't for Grey troops reinforcing us we would have been wiped I guess.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Switchtense on July 06, 2014, 11:36:19 am
Archers duels with 140 ping ?  8-)
Just play on NA 1, which is quite easy, even with 140 ping or more, since most of their ranged is bad.

And for some reason people seem to dodge a whole lot less on NA than on EU. And not as many shielders.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: GRANDMOM on July 06, 2014, 11:50:22 am
You are soooooo stupid!  I'm banned from their ts because they hate me.  If it wasn't you that made up that lie then you are just fucking moronic to believe it.  So unfathomably stupid!  It would take a person with a 6 year old's knowledge to realize 1) I never would ask UIF for anything, 2) UIF would never do anything for me, 3) I like many of the EUs in NA (other than you - was ambivalent, but you spreading lies after getting all butthurt because I didn't hire you for the anti-uif strat fights (since you are such a bad my old friendility fighter in NA) is shifting that).

whatever you say Kesh, and you are also right about me sucking in battles and XP is not a priority to me - its not the reason I applied for your defence.

Would you benefit from us and bros beeing gone? Yes
Did you know we had been fighting UIF all strat? Yes
Could you consider that UIF might be interessted in coming to NA to fight us? Yes
Did your request for aid get denied? Probably
Did you get mad and started insulting UIF? Very possible
whats the normal UIF reaction to insults? Attack
Did you salvage the situation by saying you planned for them.to come to give XP to the american community, while a.major war.was.already developing in NA? (Who believes this bs?) Yep

sorry for bad wroting (phone)
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Holiday203 on July 06, 2014, 01:16:17 pm
Don't remember that your allies Squids refused us in their roster before we found out that you their ally :))
Anyway i'm getting use to NA ping, hope more players will adjust. Maybe not so much infantry but archer support for sure.

PS: Kalmars our natural enemy, we do want them to come back, on the other hand Kesh is dickhead and we want him to lose way more then for EUs to come back. :)) its simple

Uhh what?
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: BaleOhay on July 06, 2014, 03:22:01 pm
Superfriends do not ask DRz for anything. We do not really get on very well. In fact any NA faction we thought might be working with them we are generally against. It is the easy mode and for some reason it gets under our skin.

Kesh and I talk often and no way in hell he would not mention going to EU for help. Hell we have more troops and gear than we need anyway why on earth would we want even more. This strat we wanted to slow mode and so far we have accomplished that.. but once we saw our troops and gear go up as well as having to pay the fees for them we had 2 choices... Play more and go attack someone or have kesh post on the forums which generally always gets us attacked. I imagine you know which we picked.


Also have to say this.. I like the Switch and heskey guys I say we give them green cards and make them say the pledge. If grandmom gets his psychosis under control maybe he will get one. 
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: phnxhdsn on July 06, 2014, 04:12:44 pm
I personally thought we should of named it The Phoenix Clan, but apparently not everyone gets their say.. :(
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 06, 2014, 07:09:34 pm
The couple big battles we had defending I think it was shulus twice. If GRANDMOM was the commander, great commanding skills. Although with the help of Black Company, a well organized disciplined clan is a bonus. But I wouldn't say GRANDMOM is a bad commander Kesh.
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Harpag on July 06, 2014, 07:23:24 pm
Sorry guys for not showing up on own battle. I wanted catch a Kesh, but unexpected journey catches me. Can someone attack my dot ? I need teleport and two weeks for preparing something new.

@Kesh - fu  :wink:
Title: Re: Intercontinental event titled "Catch a Kesh"
Post by: Keshian on July 07, 2014, 08:19:53 am
One of my favorite shows, going back to the 60s (ignore he 80s when it went full retard)