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Title: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 03:23:36 am
Have best valentines day ever on a first date with a hottie I really like. She seemed to be having a great time. Never looking at the clock or her cellphone and being flirty all night long, she even invites me into her house to drink more and pass out in her bed. snuggle and fall asleep.  8-)

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Christo on February 18, 2014, 03:33:25 am
Oh fuck.

That is some of the worst timing related issues that could happen. :/

If she liked you as you say it, give it some time. The "I don't know" Must be because of what happened, and not because of you.

(Unless you are  hiding something, that is :twisted:)

Title: Re: FML
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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 03:52:10 am
Oh fuck.

That is some of the worst timing related issues that could happen. :/

If she liked you as you say it, give it some time. The "I don't know" Must be because of what happened, and not because of you.

(Unless you are  hiding something, that is :twisted:)

Yeah I'm gonna give it some time (like a week or two) and possibly ask again, but honestly my hopes couldn't be any lower... We worked together today and she didn't even seem to want to talk about it... it's like she wants to pretend it never happened while shutting me out completely.

The hiding part is the snuggling was definitely more one sided... She wanted to go to sleep and I think I kept her up half the night and she had to work the next morning. :evil: Can't help myself when I'm that drunk and under the covers with a super hot. but it's not like I was groping her crotch or her tits all night while she was trying to shrug away, it was like ultra PG snuggling. She has such a nice ass and she was in this hot little pink pajama 1 piece comprised of short shorts and short sleeves. Before we got to her house we were snuggling and lightly kissing for like 2 hours and she didn't want to seem to stop the entire night, I was finally the one who got bored of it first and suggested we go get another drink. I don't get it, one moment I seem to be doing great then 2 days after the fact it's like "I had the worst night ever I never want to see you again, stop looking at me and don't talk to me" vibes all day long.

Who knows, I just feel like an idiot because I can't really figure out where I went wrong... and she doesn't want to talk about it at all. I remember waking up to take a piss in the middle of the night and I can't remember if I flushed the toilet or put the seat down... maybe that was it, but still that's not really like make or break for most of the chicks I've met. If I didnt flush/put seat down, shes gotta cut me some slack for the fact I was probably still drunk in the middle of the night and half asleep... maybe I pissed all over her floor? sigh.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: protox2k on February 18, 2014, 03:53:59 am
I think the i don't know could be because you guys work together.... That's a big NO man and she's probably thinking about that
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 03:59:00 am
I think the i don't know could be because you guys work together.... That's a big NO man and she's probably thinking about that

Yeah I knew that going in, but I couldn't help myself... First time we met (around the 6th of this month) I took one look at her and thought to myself, "damn this chick is hot I don't even have a chance, and I'm not even going to try" but then she was flirty and social constantly... asking me if I had a gf asking me about past girlfriends and what kind of chicks i'm into.... all kinds of crap. So I went for it... bought her a teddy and flowers for valentines, reservations at a nice resort on the beach... etc..

Definitely should have kept it as work flirting but no going back now... fucking girls.  :mad:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: protox2k on February 18, 2014, 04:04:35 am
Yeah I knew that going in, but I couldn't help myself... First time we met (around the 6th of this month) I took one look at her and thought to myself, "damn this chick is hot I don't even have a chance, and I'm not even going to try" but then she was flirty and social constantly... asking me if I had a gf asking me about past girlfriends and what kind of chicks i'm into.... all kinds of crap. So I went for it... bought her a teddy and flowers for valentines, reservations at a nice resort on the beach... etc..

Definitely should have kept it as work flirting but no going back now... fucking girls.  :mad:
I can tell we're from a different generation but from my experience when you go out with someone you see a lot (example me at school and a girl i took out or an ex in the same class) can become very awkward. I really recommend to look for girls outside of work and let this slide off. Remember more girls in the world then men! If you 2 really click keep going at it and give it time like you said. Overall don't stress about it :D
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 18, 2014, 04:31:47 am
Remember, she can't say no when shes dead
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Havoco on February 18, 2014, 04:57:52 am
Remember, she can't say no when shes dead

Only from a furry
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Jeade on February 18, 2014, 05:14:07 am
That's awfully shit, man. Had a similar experience a couple weeks ago, but I'm still about $150 richer than you in the end.
Best not to make decisions when drunk. Unfortunately.
Because that's usually when those decisions feel the best.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Christo on February 18, 2014, 05:24:19 am
On a second thought, did she say something to you like

" I need time to think this over " etc?

If so, that could be really fucking bad. Sorry for demoralizing but that's from experience, mine and from people around me.

Most of the time fems say this because they want to figure out in what way to say they don't like you, but don't break your heart in the process.

An "I don't know" isn't that easy to understand, that's up to you to decide
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 05:32:11 am
On a second thought, did she say something to you like

" I need time to think this over " etc?

If so, that could be really fucking bad. Sorry for demoralizing but that's from experience, mine and from people around me.

Most of the time fems say this because they want to figure out in what way to say they don't like you, but don't break your heart in the process.

An "I don't know" isn't that easy to understand, that's up to you to decide

Nah I just asked her today if she had fun and if she wanted to do it again and she literally just said "I don't know" and nothing else :/
"I don't know" just seems like a nice way of saying "nope" in this instance.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Christo on February 18, 2014, 05:33:24 am
Go all American Psycho on her next time  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 06:12:32 am
Haven't seen that movie... so I just started watching it now, got nothing else to do.

Funny the same character is the same age as me (27)
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Dezilagel on February 18, 2014, 06:43:07 am
That's some rough shit :/

At the risk of sounding preachy: Maybe try not to get totally hammered next time you're out with a/for a girl?  :P
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 06:45:11 am
That's some rough shit :/

At the risk of sounding preachy: Maybe try not to get totally hammered next time you're out with a/for a girl?  :P

True that. definitely should have stopped the drinks after dinner... Did get pretty hammered.  :?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Jeade on February 18, 2014, 07:30:32 am
True that. definitely should have stopped the drinks after dinner... Did get pretty hammered.  :?

Hey, at least you got pretty hammered. That's a good time in and of itself.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Prpavi on February 18, 2014, 08:18:08 am
You know what mate, fuck that shouldn't have done this shouldn't have done that, you be yourself and so what if you got a bit hammered, you guys just didn't click and that's fine not all people do, don't worry about it and just be yourself the only way you will be comfortable and happy in a relationshsip trust me  :wink: the less you act the better.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: zagibu on February 18, 2014, 08:57:40 am
Either she wanted to fuck and you didn't bring it, or you made some serious mistake you can't remember. Could also be she's a cold hearted bitch that only wanted to see if she can catch you. Or she wants to establish dominance because she noticed your strong interest.

Either way it would probably be best if you tried to ignore her for a couple of weeks, and if you can, flirt with other females a bit in front of her. If you want to find out if/what you did wrong, talk about your date with someone else while she's near and mention a big blunder you made, but don't say what specificially and that it's too embarassing to talk about. Maybe she will chime in, then.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Vibe on February 18, 2014, 09:05:59 am
Either way it would probably be best if you tried to ignore her for a couple of weeks, and if you can, flirt with other females a bit in front of her. If you want to find out if/what you did wrong, talk about your date with someone else while she's near and mention a big blunder you made, but don't say what specificially and that it's too embarassing to talk about. Maybe she will chime in, then.

zagibu knows the bizz

Doesn't matter why now, just play it cool, don't stress over it, don't bother her about it, hell just forget about the whole situation. If she's still interested in you, you'll find out soon enough.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 09:26:40 am
No she really didn't want to fuck.

The cuddling was one sided... I couldn't help myself and she was just trying to go to sleep.

Trust me... I would have, if I could have lol

She mentioned earlier that night that I should sleep in a separate room that was furnished because she couldn't fall asleep with a dude in the bed, but when we went to go to sleep she didn't even mention in so we both went into her bed. I really don't think she wanted to screw, I'd bet monies on it.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Panos_ on February 18, 2014, 09:31:24 am
People say that time heals everything, well I say fuck em!

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 10:21:18 am
Don't get hammered or even slightly drunk on dates - leads to only bad shit.

Well, apart from what zagibu suggested - if you don't want to live in doubt, just confront her directly, ask her what's up and, if she is not interested, move on.

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 11:05:06 am
- Spent close to 200$ over the course of the night on dinner and drinks just to get crushed. 
- Snuggle and fall asleep.

That's just not right... How old is she? I missed that part somehow.
It just seems to be strange that you were kissing and doing all that foreplay, without having sex... In my personal, limited experience, girls of your age do not longer consider their vagina to be a sacred artifact. Is she much hotter than you? ( don't get me wrong, not trying to insult or anything, just honestly trying to read this situation correctly ) She could be sort of obliged to have sex after all the time and money you have invested in her, but if she was not interested in you as long term partner - you just missed a chance to get laid.
Other than that, it could be any random reason, but in any case, there is nothing to do now. You asked her out - she said no. Need to play cool now, use opportunities to engage in small-talk, but be as chilled as possible. That's how i would handle this...

EDIT:

No she really didn't want to fuck.

The cuddling was one sided... I couldn't help myself and she was just trying to go to sleep.

Trust me... I would have, if I could have lol

She mentioned earlier that night that I should sleep in a separate room that was furnished because she couldn't fall asleep with a dude in the bed, but when we went to go to sleep she didn't even mention in so we both went into her bed. I really don't think she wanted to screw, I'd bet monies on it.

oh... Missed that part.. :( Well, makes it sort of much worse. I would just let it go in this case. Seems like there is nothing to catch here...
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Panos_ on February 18, 2014, 11:05:18 am



^ I can tell your story is fake, because there is no fucking way that Lithuanians have money to travel to Asia, to Poorstonia maybe.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 18, 2014, 05:25:12 pm
Spent close to 200$ over the course of the night on dinner and drinks just to get crushed.  :(

If you look around the table and can't spot the sucker, you're it.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: chadz on February 18, 2014, 05:46:45 pm
Either she wanted to fuck and you didn't bring it, or you made some serious mistake you can't remember. Could also be she's a cold hearted bitch that only wanted to see if she can catch you. Or she wants to establish dominance because she noticed your strong interest.

Either way it would probably be best if you tried to ignore her for a couple of weeks, and if you can, flirt with other females a bit in front of her. If you want to find out if/what you did wrong, talk about your date with someone else while she's near and mention a big blunder you made, but don't say what specificially and that it's too embarassing to talk about. Maybe she will chime in, then.

I don't think it was a serious mistake, he probably came off as too needy (alcohol often has that effect on men, and no insult intended, it happens to the best of us), and she smelled that. Also, not sure if ignoring her for a few weeks is a good idea at this point, she is probably not yet attracted enough for a freeze out to work - she would probably like that at this point. I would have a few small talks with her every day for a few days, make her feel good, but not come across as "OMG I NEED TO SEE YOU AGAIN", just have a few laughs, talk like the day was no big deal, etc. Also, always be the one who ends the conversation, dont wait for her to do it.
Then, maybe, you can try not contacting her for some days, it must be at a point where she got used to you talking to her daily, she must actually miss talks with you, and wait if she approaches you. Something like that.



Title: Re: FML
Post by: Leesin on February 18, 2014, 06:04:52 pm
Just act like you don't know her anymore, only acknowledge her when you have to and generally just treat her like a stranger, don't be rude, just blunt and like you're not interested. I have done this to two girls who had been giving me mixed messages i.e fucking about and both of them were soon fighting for my attention and I then assumed control over the relationship between us, dominated them bitches. If she asks what the problem is just say there is no problem, also text a lot on your phone, bitch will probably think you're texting another girl. If she likes you at all this combination of tactics might just prompt a response from her that favours your cock and bollocks.


 It can go the other way though and she could just not give a fuck and think " fuck you ", but it's a risk worth taking when everything is just about to fizzle out, plus it's better than being friendzoned and watching her meeting other guys knowing she is letting them smash her gash in with their meat batons. Playing the nice guy is a fucking mugs game, I've done it when I was a lot younger and more often than not it'll leave you being the one that gets hurt, you can be the nice guy once you've secured the path to the vagina.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 06:11:36 pm
playing hard to get! full throttle buddy! if its a miss, there is plenty more in this fucked up World! :)
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 07:03:02 pm
That's just not right... How old is she? I missed that part somehow.
It just seems to be strange that you were kissing and doing all that foreplay, without having sex... In my personal, limited experience, girls of your age do not longer consider their vagina to be a sacred artifact. Is she much hotter than you? ( don't get me wrong, not trying to insult or anything, just honestly trying to read this situation correctly ) She could be sort of obliged to have sex after all the time and money you have invested in her, but if she was not interested in you as long term partner - you just missed a chance to get laid.
Other than that, it could be any random reason, but in any case, there is nothing to do now. You asked her out - she said no. Need to play cool now, use opportunities to engage in small-talk, but be as chilled as possible. That's how i would handle this...

EDIT:

oh... Missed that part.. :( Well, makes it sort of much worse. I would just let it go in this case. Seems like there is nothing to catch here...

Yeah I would say she is much hotter than me and out of my league, that was my first impression when we first met. See for yourself:

(crappy phone pictures... I just upgraded to a much better phone the day after lol.)
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I also think chadz hit the nail on the head... I do think I came off as too needy once I hit like the 4th drink.

She also said before valentines day that she couldn't have a boyfriend that doesn't speak her primary language: japanese. Which I don't speak. So I definitely don't get any points there either.

Gonna try to play hard to get but I'm probably just gonna come off as depressed, quiet, and defeated.   :oops:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Christo on February 18, 2014, 07:23:27 pm
Are you sure it was a good idea to post those pictures?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 07:41:13 pm
Yeah I would say she is much hotter than me and out of my league, that was my first impression when we first met. See for yourself:

(crappy phone pictures... I just upgraded to a much better phone the day after lol.)
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I also think chadz hit the nail on the head... I do think I came off as too needy once I hit like the 4th drink.

She also said before valentines day that she couldn't have a boyfriend that doesn't speak her primary language: japanese. Which I don't speak. So I definitely don't get any points there either.

Gonna try to play hard to get but I'm probably just gonna come off as depressed and quiet   :oops:

She is very good looking indeed! :D

Looks much younger than 27, especially on that last photo. She might still be waiting for a "special prince" and all that crap...
Keep your chin up! Don't you dare to make a sad puppyface on her!  Be strong man! :)
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Life on February 18, 2014, 07:44:11 pm
she let u in her bed and u didnt do the dirty?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: chadz on February 18, 2014, 07:44:25 pm
I wouldn't say she's out of your league at all. that japanese stuff is bullshit (i think). women say all kind of shit that they look for in a man, but attraction is not a choice. just make sure you're less drunk than the girl in the future :wink:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Life on February 18, 2014, 07:46:43 pm
I wouldn't say she's out of your league at all. that japanese stuff is bullshit (i think). women say all kind of shit that they look for in a man, but attraction is not a choice. just make sure you're less drunk than the girl in the future :wink:
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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Christo on February 18, 2014, 08:03:22 pm
I wouldn't say she's out of your league at all. that japanese stuff is bullshit (i think). women say all kind of shit that they look for in a man, but attraction is not a choice. just make sure you're less drunk than the girl in the future :wink:

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 08:06:35 pm
lol  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Kafein on February 18, 2014, 08:13:43 pm
Are you sure it was a good idea to post those pictures?

Sir Hans :

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 08:17:12 pm
Are you sure it was a good idea to post those pictures?

Should I be taking the pictures down? You guys making me nervous.  :?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 08:20:54 pm
It's generally not a good idea to post pictures on the internet, especially of other people, without their consent.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: chadz on February 18, 2014, 08:30:58 pm
It's generally not a good idea to post pictures on the internet, especially of other people, without their consent.

pics are blocked for outsiders anyway, and let's face it, not many girls are cool enough to be registered here  :)
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 18, 2014, 08:43:13 pm
Already tracking her down now
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 18, 2014, 08:53:36 pm
What a few posts have been getting at already, the big secret is not caring. Girls are used to needy and beta guys vying for their attention 24/7, fulfilling their every wish etc. Those guys are used, just like you were used for a free night out. They are not attractive. It is not hard to see why, even if you don't cheer for the home team yourself. Treat girls coolly but politely and you'll have more attention than you want, without trying. Try to "hit on girls" and you'll just be perceived as (for a good reason) a pathetic loser.

Or you could find something more fun and productive to do than chasing girls.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: zagibu on February 18, 2014, 08:54:58 pm
I don't think it's really possible to decide the "out of my league" thing as a man when it comes to looks. According to my own experiences, if you look average and are of average fitness, but otherwise very charming, you can get women from any league. Judging the photos, I don't see any problems in your particular case. She's cute, man, don't give up.

If you really think it was the fact that you came off as too needy, you can try to stage it like I earlier mentioned, just talk about it to some dude you know when she can overhear, tell him you were out with a nice girl, and that it went really well at first, but that you might have blundered it (again) because you drank too much and probably turned into a clingy moron. You can even use this situation to make her some indirect compliments, talk about how funny she was or that it was nice to be out with someone who got your jokes, etc.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 18, 2014, 08:58:19 pm
What do you mean she's cute? The back of her head is cute?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 09:02:11 pm
What do you mean she's cute? The back of her head is cute?

I took the other 3 pictures showing her face down :P

People made me too nervous
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 18, 2014, 09:10:07 pm
It happens to everyone sometimes Hans. Best of luck.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 18, 2014, 09:15:51 pm
My advice:
Forget all advices, there are no recipes in this matter. Do this, do that, women are like this, women are like that, you should behave like this, you should behave like that.. Use your spidey senses, brain is too clumsy to deal with such things. :wink:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 18, 2014, 09:17:17 pm
It happens to everyone sometimes Hans. Best of luck.
No, it doesn't.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Leesin on February 18, 2014, 09:21:45 pm
Wait I didn't know you were both 27, lol wtf man, she invited you over, drunk with you, let you in her bed and you just wanted to snuggle all night?. No wonder why she just wanted to sleep, she got bored of waiting for you to make a real move on her, she might not want you as a boyfriend but she might have let you smash her from behind whilst pulling her hair.

If thats the case it is just awkward for her now because she might think you want a serious relationship when all she wanted was some dick, but now she might be scared of hurting you if she is decent and thinks you want more than a shag, thus she wont risk another boring night of snuggling.

Sorry to say this man but regardless of what is going on in her mind, I thought you were a lot younger than 27 from what you wrote, you sound inexperienced, stop putting pussy on a pedastool, go and find some easy lays, ugly ones, fatties, whatever, have fun, get some practice, get comfortable and confident in your own skin.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 09:23:14 pm
No, it doesn't.

More words of wisdom from Sgt.Xant: :D

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: Utrakil on February 18, 2014, 09:52:47 pm
I know there are some girls here....
 speak up und enlighten the lost soul.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 18, 2014, 10:12:25 pm
im a 18 yr old girl


you need to be blunt with her,  she clearly wanted the D, but because estrogen makes us confused, she didnt really know how to tell you this without coming off as a total slut whore.

next time you see her, scream at her "I want you to suck my dick!" and then force your seed into her, whether she wants it or not. dont worry she'll understand that mating with you, (the dominant gender). was the right and natural thing to do.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 10:28:40 pm
im a 18 yr old girl


you need to be blunt with her,  she clearly wanted the D, but because estrogen makes us confused, she didnt really know how to tell you this without coming off as a total slut whore.

next time you see her, scream at her "I want you to suck my dick!" and then force your seed into her, whether she wants it or not. dont worry she'll understand that mating with you, (the dominant gender). was the right and natural thing to do.

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: dynamike on February 19, 2014, 02:45:45 am
Tough stuff man, sorry to hear it. The before suggested neediness and working together could definitely have something to do with her reaction the days after... but there is also another factor to consider:

Valentineritis.

What it is, you ask? Well, it's this uncanny thing that some women can't be alone at Valentine's day. They need a Valentine, or their ego and self esteem gets hurt.

As hard as it sounds, you may have fit the bill, just for that. She goes on a nice Valentines date with you, gets treated like a princess and her self esteem is at an all time high. She tells all her (successful in a relationship) girlfriends that she had the night of her life, makes them hella jealous and feels great about herself. WHO actually treats her is sometimes secondary in this mode.

It's really superficial and I have unfortunately experienced that kind of behavior with some ladies here in NY. I'd basically follow the same advice others have given - no matter how into her you are, lay low a bit and see if she comes to you. If not, she was never worth it. As my uncle used to say: other mothers have nice daughters too  :wink:

Best of luck, man!
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 19, 2014, 04:44:06 am
Thanks, crossed my mind it could be something like that.

Still it doesn't explain why she's acting like such a cuntbag. She could at least talk to me and tell me she's not into me or something along those lines... instead of acting like I completely betrayed her, avoiding me completely and closing me out to any conversation or contact. Sure is making my job a miserable affair.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Christo on February 19, 2014, 05:41:10 am
Still it doesn't explain why she's acting like such a cuntbag.

Err.. maybe because she is?

 :P
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Vibe on February 19, 2014, 09:58:38 am
Thanks, crossed my mind it could be something like that.

Still it doesn't explain why she's acting like such a cuntbag. She could at least talk to me and tell me she's not into me or something along those lines... instead of acting like I completely betrayed her, avoiding me completely and closing me out to any conversation or contact. Sure is making my job a miserable affair.

move on
Title: Re: FML
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2014, 10:28:51 am
Look on the positive side. There's many people who would kill to have a date on Valentine's Day. You had a nice dinner and I guess a good time overall. Sucks if you were considering the money spent as an investment towards a long term relationship, but that's a shitty way to look at serious relationships. Girls aren't slot machines. You don't pour money in and expect to eventually get a jackpot. If she doesn't want to be with you, don't pursue it.

BEEP BOOP IF_INPUT 200 DOLLAR OR_GREATER_THAN; THEN OUTPUT_EQUAL SEX; RUN RELATIONSHIP.XML

Do you actually want to be with her, or did you just want to get your dick wet? Maybe she just wanted a romantic Valentine's Day and took your offer because hey why not. If she doesn't seem interested at all afterwards then maybe she isn't playing secret ladygirl mindgames. Maybe that date was all she wanted.

Me and my significant other both worked on Valentine's Day. I made breakfast in bed and then we didn't see each other til 9pm. A date like that would have been wonderful.

Or maybe you forgot something dumb you did because drunk. Not gonna give a great impression on anyone if it's your first date. I doubt it was "I PEED WITHOUT PUTTING THE SEAT DOWN/FLUSHIN" if that's the case :P
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 11:05:52 am
Or just stop trying to date altogether and save a lot of money and hurt feelings. And you get extra time to do something less gay and less boring.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: chadz on February 19, 2014, 12:10:17 pm
Also, for those that happen to be single (or don't care), get the Tinder app, it's the best thing since sliced bread.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Utrakil on February 19, 2014, 12:10:51 pm
Or just stop trying to date altogether and save a lot of money and hurt feelings. And you get extra time to do something less gay and less boring.
This sound so hurt and lonely.  :cry:
there there Xant.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 19, 2014, 12:18:21 pm
BEEP BOOP IF_INPUT 200 DOLLAR OR_GREATER_THAN; THEN OUTPUT_EQUAL SEX; RUN RELATIONSHIP.XML

She accepts to have a dinner on a Valentines day. She does not split the bill, even though it is obviously not a cheap diner place ( she has a job, so it's not about money as such ). She invites him to "have a drink" afterwards, at her place - can't get any more obvious, it's pretty much the case of OUTPUT_EQUAL SEX, considering they are both grown up adults.
If you put all these facts together, one would expect her to have sex, even just this once. That would be a fair deal and an honest thing to do.
Long term relationship is something entirely different, dont mix it with a one-night stand after a party/date. And how about being ignored at work?.. That's just not nice at all :( Either Sir_Hans got totally scammed here, or there was more to the story.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Dezilagel on February 19, 2014, 01:40:39 pm
She doesn't owe him sex (or anything else for that matter) y'know...

Whatever you do: Don't turn bitter like some of the guys here.

You had some bad luck. You probably made a few mistakes, and this girl is at your work which sucks, but it's not the end of the world.

Standing around predending you're the protagonist of a 40k fanfic (to preserve 'dignity' or whatever) will not get you anywhere. Be outspoken, be nice, be yourself and eventually you'll find something that's worth it.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 19, 2014, 02:39:21 pm
She doesn't owe him sex (or anything else for that matter) y'know...

If she wants to "be friends", she does not own him sex, she owns him 100$.
Although i keep forgetting that i am 30 years old, so i might have a different attitude to these things. All this romance was much more complicated when i was 16 :D

EDIT:

I will ask my wife what she thinks of this situation. Though i am sure she will agree with me...

EDIT2:

Just finished talking to my wife. She does not agree with me at all... In fact, she said that she have done similar stunts herself in the past. Apparently, not talking at work is a sign of regret - the girl regrets going out on that date :( And not splitting the restaurant bill means nothing - it is to be expected, if the girls looks good. That just sucks...
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 03:07:10 pm
This sound so hurt and lonely.  :cry:
there there Xant.
I'm sure it sounds hurt and lonely if you're looking at it from the perspective of someone who needs another person to feel complete. If you look at it objectively, though, who is more fucked up -- the person who is fine by himself, or the one that gets "lonely" and depressed without someone else being there to, I don't even know, prop him up or something? I know which is easier logistically.

Now, I know humans are very predisposed to finding a mate and mating thanks to evolution, but apart from that, relationships really are more trouble than they're worth. There's no need to go along with the programming of the blind idiot god.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 19, 2014, 03:11:49 pm
I'm sure it sounds hurt and lonely if you're looking at it from the perspective of someone who needs another person to feel complete. If you look at it objectively, though, who is more fucked up -- the person who is fine by himself, or the one that gets "lonely" and depressed without someone else being there to, I don't even know, prop him up or something? I know which is easier logistically.

Now, I know humans are very predisposed to finding a mate and mating thanks to evolution, but apart from that, relationships really are more trouble than they're worth. There's no need to go along with the programming of the blind idiot god.
You just went full fedora :P
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 19, 2014, 03:15:05 pm
I'm sure it sounds hurt and lonely if you're looking at it from the perspective of someone who needs another person to feel complete. If you look at it objectively, though, who is more fucked up -- the person who is fine by himself, or the one that gets "lonely" and depressed without someone else being there to, I don't even know, prop him up or something? I know which is easier logistically.

Now, I know humans are very predisposed to finding a mate and mating thanks to evolution, but apart from that, relationships really are more trouble than they're worth. There's no need to go along with the programming of the blind idiot god.

I can see your point, and i agree. But my penis says no. And i have to obey my penis :(
Title: Re: FML
Post by: KingBread on February 19, 2014, 03:22:50 pm


Now, I know humans are very predisposed to finding a mate and mating thanks to evolution, but apart from that, MY relationships really are more trouble than they're worth. There's no need to go along with the programming of the blind idiot god.

This is now fixed to only perspective you get on this topic(or can you show us some legitimate studies that will proof your point other than "I have a friend who have simmilar") and this is also what makes it sound sad.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 03:33:06 pm
This is now fixed to only perspective you get on this topic(or can you show us some legitimate studies that will proof your point other than "I have a friend who have simmilar") and this is also what makes it sound sad.
Relationships, unfortunately, are not rocket science. Turn on the TV, talk to your friends, look at the mountains of folk wisdom, read a book, a magazine, an interview -- the world is full of relationships. Most of them share the same qualities. When you've heard one relationship story, you've heard them all. Even this thread is proof of how stereotypical they tend to be. Whether you consider them to be more trouble than they're worth, of course -- well, YMMV. But I can confidently say that you would be better off if you didn't worry about them at all.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: KingBread on February 19, 2014, 04:29:13 pm
I actually spend 8 years of studying them first as psychologist now as psychotherapist and you Xant are wrong when you say that they share same qualities. There is even no point in explaining it becouse this statement is only from your emotional point of view nothing more. You clearly read books, magazines and shet and look for simmilarities to your own perspective. Evidence against this statement is crushing, people create very many diffrent romantic relationships.

http://psp.sagepub.com/content/21/3/267.short

http://www.people.vcu.edu/~jldavis/readings/Knee_1998_implicit_theories.pdf

I see no reason to quote more. So next time when you say that relationships share same pattern or whatever finish sentence by "according to me".

Title: Re: FML
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 19, 2014, 04:48:05 pm
I never said she owed me anything for the two bills I spent on the date, I only said that it was a waste of 200$.

There is a difference.


I should have just canceled reservations and brought her to mcdonalds with a couple 40 oz. beers in paper bags.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 04:59:41 pm
I actually spend 8 years of studying them first as psychologist now as psychotherapist and you Xant are wrong when you say that they share same qualities. There is even no point in explaining it becouse this statement is only from your emotional point of view nothing more. You clearly read books, magazines and shet and look for simmilarities to your own perspective. Evidence against this statement is crushing, people create very many diffrent romantic relationships.

http://psp.sagepub.com/content/21/3/267.short

http://www.people.vcu.edu/~jldavis/readings/Knee_1998_implicit_theories.pdf

I see no reason to quote more. So next time when you say that relationships share same pattern or whatever finish sentence by "according to me".
Nope, you're wrong. Those two papers do not disprove anything I said.

Also, since you wasted eight years of your life, I'm pretty sure you're the one speaking from an emotional point of view, not me.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Utrakil on February 19, 2014, 05:01:29 pm
Xant you never find the point where to shut the fuck up, do you?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 05:02:53 pm
Neither does your mother.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: KingBread on February 19, 2014, 05:32:51 pm
Yes ofc i have emotional point of view thats why i took part in this topic anyway. Im fascinated in human complexity and i find it ignorant and agressive towards science when someone deny it. Those are my emotions while you  just simply deny evidence. I guess you cant accept information about relationship complexity becouse you are simply avoiding entering relations and you think you have "rational" reasons. You have emotional reasons and you deny rational thinking on this topic.

Thats all you didnt even try to start polemic post.

P.S
You are also right in your point of view prolly you enter relations and see relations that are not very satisfactionary for both partners(so your point of view is a fact to some extend) . This is a type of relation but definitelly not EVERY.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 05:46:10 pm
Yes ofc i have emotional point of view thats why i took part in this topic anyway. Im fascinated in human complexity and i find it ignorant and agressive towards science when someone deny it. Those are my emotions while you  just simply deny evidence. I guess you cant accept information about relationship complexity becouse you are simply avoiding entering relations and you think you have "rational" reasons. You have emotional reasons and you deny rational thinking on this topic.

Thats all you didnt even try to start polemic post.

P.S
You are also right in your point of view prolly you enter relations and see relations that are not very satisfactionary for both partners(so your point of view is a fact to some extend) . This is a type of relation but definitelly not EVERY.
I didn't know I had denied evidence. Which evidence is that?

My reasons are rational, yours are emotional and you deny rational thinking on this topic. Making unrelated ad hominem attacks sure is fun.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: SixThumbs on February 19, 2014, 06:01:44 pm
Making unrelated ad matrem attacks sure is fun.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: KingBread on February 19, 2014, 09:02:03 pm
I provided 2 links with dozens of researches about romantic relationships and types of it. Prooving that there is a huge variety of those. You said only "Nope" about it and answered to this post with
Nope, you're wrong. Those two papers do not disprove anything I said.

Also, since you wasted eight years of your life, I'm pretty sure you're the one speaking from an emotional point of view, not me.

But you are right im wrong. I thought that definition of rational used in this topic means counter to individual emotion based opinion hence intersubjective verifiable so i provided scientific data to proof my point. Yet you said that studying this for 8 years is a waste of time (contrary to rocket science i believe) so you dont show much respect to this branch of science. This brings me to conclusion that you are the only one who can decide if sth is rational and worth studying or not so definition of rational thinking in this topic is "Xant way of thinking".
This explains mayby why you think that entering a relationship will end up in you being exploited by your partner.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2014, 09:22:09 pm
I provided 2 links with dozens of researches about romantic relationships and types of it. Prooving that there is a huge variety of those. You said only "Nope" about it and answered to this post with
I asked you how either of those disproves or contradicts what I said. Neither of them does. Obviously all relationships are not 100% identical. I thought that much was clear without saying.

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But you are right im wrong. I thought that definition of rational used in this topic means counter to individual emotion based opinion hence intersubjective verifiable so i provided scientific data to proof my point. Yet you said that studying this for 8 years is a waste of time (contrary to rocket science i believe) so you dont show much respect to this branch of science. This brings me to conclusion that you are the only one who can decide if sth is rational and worth studying or not so definition of rational thinking in this topic is "Xant way of thinking".
This explains mayby why you think that entering a relationship will end up in you being exploited by your partner.
You provided two research papers and claimed they proved your point without saying how exactly they're supposed to do that.

It's not the branch of science I have little respect for, it's your saying that you spent "8 years studying it in school", which translates to "8 years studying it ineffectually." Not impressed.

I also never said that I think entering a relationship will end up in being exploited by your partner.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 19, 2014, 09:30:00 pm
Why don't we all just agree your both idiots and call it a day?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Leesin on February 19, 2014, 09:48:55 pm
Let's all just laugh at Sir Hans for just snuggling all night with a 27 year old woman who let him into her bed after drinking all night, LOL fail.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: zagibu on February 19, 2014, 10:16:23 pm
Hey now, don't kick those on the ground, you bastard. Have you no honor?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Nightmare798 on February 19, 2014, 10:17:44 pm
Have best valentines day ever on a first date with a hottie I really like. She seemed to be having a great time. Never looking at the clock or her cellphone and being flirty all night long, she even invites me into her house to drink more and pass out in her bed. snuggle and fall asleep.  8-)

(click to show/hide)



edit: pictures added on third page.

You must have had great time if you fell asleep...
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Torben on February 19, 2014, 11:36:00 pm
Also, for those that happen to be single (or don't care), get the Tinder app, it's the best thing since sliced bread.

doesnt that thing use facebook?  didnt think you as a social media guy : )
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Leesin on February 20, 2014, 02:46:07 am
You should take a leaf out of this kids book.

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Title: Re: FML
Post by: chadz on February 20, 2014, 03:43:04 am
doesnt that thing use facebook?  didnt think you as a social media guy : )
fake profile works just fine :wink:
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Corwin on February 20, 2014, 02:37:14 pm
She also said before valentines day that she couldn't have a boyfriend that doesn't speak her primary language: japanese. Which I don't speak. So I definitely don't get any points there either.


Dude, be realistic. This was her not too subtle way to tell you she doesn't want to have anything with you.

If the girl was interested, she would let you know. You are heading in the direction of becoming a cuddlebitch. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuddle%20bitch

Write her off, completely and finally, while you still have some selfrespect.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on February 20, 2014, 04:12:23 pm
A wise man once said "bitches be crazy".
And it was true
Title: Re: FML
Post by: SixThumbs on February 20, 2014, 09:40:03 pm
I got 99 problems and they all women.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 31, 2014, 12:24:44 am
Also, for those that happen to be single (or don't care), get the Tinder app, it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Can confirm.

If you are not bad looking and fit with an ability to converse this thing is ridiculous.

It's ridiculous to the point of becoming sole crushing. So nongingers need not apply, huzzah for being a ginger.

----

2 things

1 if a girl takes you to her bedroom that usually means she wants to get down. So do, and expect nothing more. Don't be a needy princess about it.

2 the Japanese are super hard to read when it comes to this stuff. I went on high school exchange there and it was hell confusing until I gave up talking to the nice girls and just hung out with the rough smoking, spitting hitting crazy chicks that reminded me of home. They were far easier... To understand.

Anyway, sweat it not bro.

Never spend 200$ on dinner with a girl. Spend nothing then no one feels like anyone owes anyone. If the women wants you to spend 200$ flip her the bird, tell her it be the word and walk because fuck that noise.

You've got to be honest with yourself as well and figure out what you need. I've no idea what that is but usually it's not a girlfriend but people constantly try and get into a relationship, tis cray cray of the highest order.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 31, 2014, 03:13:24 am
frank can u right a book on dating and sex then give it to me?
Title: Re: FML
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 31, 2014, 04:21:47 am
frank can u right a book on dating and sex then give it to me?

Yes

----

Chapter 1 don't do what Frank does. Use a fucking condom.

Chapter 2 It's all about the basics. Clean your self regularly, work out, wear okay slightly fashionable clothing, learn to talk good like because wit and charm will get you everywhere... often, and vigorously.

Chapter 3 Dealing with unwanted pregnancy

Chapter 4 so you've got the clap

Chapter 5 Yep, that's incurable.

Chapter 6 So, you realize you can no longer feel love

Chapter 7 There is no conceivable way you'll ever really be able to remember how many PEOPLE you've slept with... Yep, you think at least one of them was a dude.

Chapter 8 So you're getting older, looks like it's all over. Oh wait, what's that in the distance. Ah thank god, it's all the girls with daddy issues.

Chapter 9 Money can easily buy blow jobs. But why pay when they are free and plentiful.

Chapter 10 Back to the back packers

Chapter 11 Oh god, that really is incurable.

Chapter 12 Thank fuck they found a cure.

Chapter 13 Syphilis really does rot your brain.


----

Schizo strikes again.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 01, 2014, 01:58:57 pm
Yes

----

Chapter 1 don't do what Frank does. Use a fucking condom.

Chapter 2 It's all about the basics. Clean your self regularly, work out, wear okay slightly fashionable clothing, learn to talk good like because wit and charm will get you everywhere... often, and vigorously.

Chapter 3 Dealing with unwanted pregnancy

Chapter 4 so you've got the clap

Chapter 5 Yep, that's incurable.

Chapter 6 So, you realize you can no longer feel love

Chapter 7 There is no conceivable way you'll ever really be able to remember how many PEOPLE you've slept with... Yep, you think at least one of them was a dude.

Chapter 8 So you're getting older, looks like it's all over. Oh wait, what's that in the distance. Ah thank god, it's all the girls with daddy issues.

Chapter 9 Money can easily buy blow jobs. But why pay when they are free and plentiful.

Chapter 10 Back to the back packers

Chapter 11 Oh god, that really is incurable.

Chapter 12 Thank fuck they found a cure.

Chapter 13 Syphilis really does rot your brain.


----

Schizo strikes again.

I can swear that while reading this, I could hear star wars soundtrack playing in the background.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Overdriven on April 01, 2014, 02:30:57 pm
relationships really are more trouble than they're worth.

With you Xant I'm sure they are.
Title: Re: FML
Post by: Xant on April 01, 2014, 02:50:00 pm
Yes, very astute. That's what I said.