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Title: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 28, 2013, 06:16:20 am
A MESSAGE TO THE STRATEGUS FACTION KNOWN AS CHOPASS:

YOU HAVE BEEN DEEMED UNWORTHY OF YOUR LANDS BY THE GOBBLIN KING FOR HAVING NOT LAUNCHED AN OFFENSIVE IN OVER A YEAR OF CONTROLLING STRATEGUS FIEFS, AND FOR SUPPORTING CANNERY'S OPPRESSIVE REIGN OVER THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS.

HENCEFORTH YOU MUST ACCEPT VASSALSHIP TO THE GOBBLIN KING OR BE DESTROIT.

YOU HAVE NO HOPE:

SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF THE GOBBLIN KING OR FACE YOUR DESTRUCTION (OR AFK IN YOUR CITY YOU CHEESEBALL MOTHERFUCKERS).
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 28, 2013, 06:29:52 am
Attack dhirim, I dare you. Even Full plate can't save you against that monstrosity. :mad:
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Bittersteel on September 28, 2013, 12:44:15 pm
'DESTROIT'


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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Relit on September 28, 2013, 02:05:01 pm
The Raven-Dracul Coalition is already on station in the Halmar region. We will be hitting all HoC targets in the area and driving them back to Baghdad New Almerra Castle, hopefully we dont stomp on each others toes very much GOBBLIN KING.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Canary on September 28, 2013, 02:25:51 pm
We may not have hope, but can we have some time to think about it? One only gets to make a decision whether to bend the knee on scarce occasion.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lemon on September 28, 2013, 03:51:09 pm
Prepare for him to make you into Detroit.
Submit or die, scum
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: cup457 on September 28, 2013, 04:00:06 pm
If THE GOBBLIN KING can take Dhirim then Cup clan will accept THE GOBBLIN KING as a vassal
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Malaclypse on September 29, 2013, 09:35:51 am
I hereby abandon Peshmi to the GOBBLIN KING or anyone else who wants it. It is now my goal to take over villages in general, respec their PP to Champion Donkeys, and move on to the next one.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BoneSaw on September 29, 2013, 09:47:46 am
I do agree someone needs to shake up the turds in the privy now and again to let the stink flee.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: dynamike on September 29, 2013, 07:59:53 pm
If THE GOBBLIN KING can take Dhirim

Tis' would be a valid proof of true godlike status. Succeed where the numberless tickets of the FCC failed and you will win Strat.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on September 29, 2013, 09:48:56 pm
Tis' would be a valid proof of true godlike status. Succeed where the numberless tickets of the FCC failed and you will win Strat.

unless he does it through diplomacy. diplomacy is gay.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Canary on September 30, 2013, 04:19:30 am
I really am in a singular position to be balefully obstinate should I choose to do so. Which is worse: playing into whatever it is the GOBBLINs want, which probably means more action in the game in the long run, or sitting pretty in a nigh-impregnable fief just because I can? And to what end in the latter case? Faction identity? Personal pride? Continued complacency?

As much as the past defenses of New Dhirim were legendary (though not in a positive way{unless you're talking KDR!}), seeing it used as a gigantic middle finger just to try and get some more lopsided defenses in our favor doesn't sound nearly as fun as being the tool of some kind of whackjob visionary invader-king.

Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 30, 2013, 04:21:09 am
CANARY:

PLEDGE YOUR FEALTY AND BE ABSORBED INTO THE GREATEST GOBBLIN WAR MACHINE STRATEGUS EVER HAS OR WILL SEE.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 30, 2013, 04:30:22 am
take cup's village
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on September 30, 2013, 05:25:06 am
I really am in a singular position to be balefully obstinate should I choose to do so. Which is worse: playing into whatever it is the GOBBLINs want, which probably means more action in the game in the long run, or sitting pretty in a nigh-impregnable fief just because I can? And to what end in the latter case? Faction identity? Personal pride? Continued complacency?

As much as the past defenses of New Dhirim were legendary (though not in a positive way{unless you're talking KDR!}), seeing it used as a gigantic middle finger just to try and get some more lopsided defenses in our favor doesn't sound nearly as fun as being the tool of some kind of whackjob visionary invader-king.

man up and fight.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on September 30, 2013, 07:04:08 pm
I really am in a singular position to be balefully obstinate should I choose to do so. Which is worse: playing into whatever it is the GOBBLINs want, which probably means more action in the game in the long run, or sitting pretty in a nigh-impregnable fief just because I can? And to what end in the latter case? Faction identity? Personal pride? Continued complacency?

As much as the past defenses of New Dhirim were legendary (though not in a positive way{unless you're talking KDR!}), seeing it used as a gigantic middle finger just to try and get some more lopsided defenses in our favor doesn't sound nearly as fun as being the tool of some kind of whackjob visionary invader-king.

Canary,

Your choice is of course your own. Personally,  I would not like my own faction to be bullied into one position or another. Certainly not bullied into vassalage by such a jackanapes. (No offense Duravian  :wink: )  You are welcomed to read the diplomatic rp letter I addressed to all nobles of calradia in my last post, as it would of course pertain to your current situation. Hope you come to a decision you feel is best for the honor of your clan.

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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BoneSaw on September 30, 2013, 07:08:08 pm
Hoc just gave the realm 3 days of feasting(XP) and entertainment, are we safe from the Goblin king's wrath?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Phantasmal on September 30, 2013, 07:22:15 pm
Canary has been given the chance to provide the NA community with fun and XP, or the chance to turtle inside his fiefs until the end of time strategus. By joining the realm of the GOBBLIN KING, he and his clan will be part of a faction that actively seeks a fight rather then the turtle and trade simulator that most clans seem to be playing nowadays. As an obligatory GOBBLIN post:

BOW BEFORE THE BLACK TIDE THAT IS SWEEPING CALRADIA CHOPASS PEOPLES
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on September 30, 2013, 07:42:20 pm
Canary has been given the chance to provide the NA community with fun and XP, or the chance to turtle inside his fiefs until the end of time strategus. By joining the realm of the GOBBLIN KING, he and his clan will be part of a faction that actively seeks a fight rather then the turtle and trade simulator that most clans seem to be playing nowadays. As an obligatory GOBBLIN post:

BOW BEFORE THE BLACK TIDE THAT IS SWEEPING CALRADIA CHOPASS PEOPLES

No doubt he can. He can also choose to march out and meet the Gobblin hordes in the field.  More than one fun option to choose from.  Either way, there will be xp flowing freely I suspect.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GandalfJr on September 30, 2013, 08:52:25 pm
Saxones Is Under Your Command
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 30, 2013, 10:26:05 pm
Saxones Is Under Your Command

You shame the name of Gandalf!  Refer to the following clip for instructions on how someone calling himself "Gandalf" should respond to a scrotum beard Goblin King!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOX_oeikDJY

:)

And as Thalion points out, one also gets xp from bravely fighting the goblins. 
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 30, 2013, 11:45:14 pm
Wait.. if Canary gives into the GOBBLIN KING'S demands then does that mean we are free from the oppressive forum moderators?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Jona on October 01, 2013, 12:12:02 am
Wait.. if Canary gives into the GOBBLIN KING'S demands then does that mean we are free from the oppressive forum moderators?

Doubt it.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Kaelaen on October 01, 2013, 12:30:27 am
Wait.. if Canary gives into the GOBBLIN KING'S demands then does that mean we are free from the oppressive forum moderators?

No, because Canary is not Kalam.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on October 01, 2013, 12:33:35 am
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: cup457 on October 01, 2013, 12:34:52 am
take cup's village
Nova Amere is too shit to capture
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 01, 2013, 12:39:53 am
Canary has been given the chance to provide the NA community with fun and XP, or the chance to turtle inside his fiefs until the end of time strategus. By joining the realm of the GOBBLIN KING, he and his clan will be part of a faction that actively seeks a fight rather then the turtle and trade simulator that most clans seem to be playing nowadays. As an obligatory GOBBLIN post:

BOW BEFORE THE BLACK TIDE THAT IS SWEEPING CALRADIA CHOPASS PEOPLES


But if Canary capitulates to the GOBBLINs that would mean no xp until the GOBBLINs go attack someone else... it would also mean CHAOS, FUPA, LCO, Frisia and at least some of Astralis are all supporting GOBBLIN KING along with a few other people from all over... I hope I'm not the only one who would see that as being counterproductive to the GOBBLIN goal of saying "fuck you" to the current NA bi-polar power system. Twould be hard to shake things up if everyone supports him.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Malaclypse on October 01, 2013, 12:49:24 am
Twould be hard to shake things up if everyone supports him.

Can a faction member attack another member of their faction? Not as in "is it allowed", but can it be done? Because I know I became a GOBBLIN with the idea that eventually, when all were GOBBLIN, we'd just attack eachother, driven as we are by bloodlust. Hell, probably before then, if the moment is right. Like attacking fellow gobbo Gay 4 Pay, who has 100 lightly armed men, just to be a dick. I mean, I haven't thought about doing that today or anything.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 01, 2013, 12:51:08 am
Can a faction member attack another member of their faction? Not as in "is it allowed", but can it be done? Because I know I became a GOBBLIN with the idea that eventually, when all were GOBBLIN, we'd just attack eachother, driven as we are by bloodlust. Hell, probably before then, if the moment is right.

I don't think you can... I haven't tried but whenever I see a fief transfer to get a fief away from and AFK dude... the attacker always has to leave and make a new faction in order to do it.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Phantasmal on October 01, 2013, 12:54:05 am

But if Canary capitulates to the GOBBLINs that would mean no xp until the GOBBLINs go attack someone else... it would also mean CHAOS, FUPA, LCO, Frisia and at least some of Astralis are all supporting GOBBLIN KING along with a few other people from all over... I hope I'm not the only one who would see that as being counterproductive to the GOBBLIN goal of saying "fuck you" to the current NA bi-polar power system. Twould be hard to shake things up if everyone supports him.

True, it would mean less xp for a very short time while we chose another target. If we attacked CHAOS there would certainly be xp. But if CHAOS is absorbed, we gain more troops to utilize in future battles, letting our campaigns last longer. Something also tells me CHAOS has more troops saved up than active players to efficiently use them. Essentially, it's less xp for a short time but much more xp in the long term.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 01, 2013, 01:02:09 am
True, it would mean less xp for a very short time while we chose another target. If we attacked CHAOS there would certainly be xp. But if CHAOS is absorbed, we gain more troops to utilize in future battles, letting our campaigns last longer. Something also tells me CHAOS has more troops saved up than active players to efficiently use them. Essentially, it's less xp for a short time but much more xp in the long term.

Maybe. Chaos might not be that active but they can prolly put good rosters together. If CHAOS gives in then next target is prolly SKoT followed by either TKoV or FCC. I recall the goal being to hit factions that have not been launching any attacks but I have a hard time imagining the Gobblins heading to the desert since most of the active players from those inactive factions are in full support of the GOBBLIN KING. I should probably just keep my skepticism to myself and just sit back and enjoy the (hopefully lots of) xp...

For a fun look at things.. you can check battle history in NA and go to the graph and see how much each faction has attacked, to give better perspective you can then filter for that faction only and switch to list view to see how many of those attacks are actually involving decent numbers.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 01, 2013, 03:06:31 am
Maybe. Chaos might not be that active but they can prolly put good rosters together. If CHAOS gives in then next target is prolly SKoT followed by either TKoV or FCC. I recall the goal being to hit factions that have not been launching any attacks but I have a hard time imagining the Gobblins heading to the desert since most of the active players from those inactive factions are in full support of the GOBBLIN KING. I should probably just keep my skepticism to myself and just sit back and enjoy the (hopefully lots of) xp...

For a fun look at things.. you can check battle history in NA and go to the graph and see how much each faction has attacked, to give better perspective you can then filter for that faction only and switch to list view to see how many of those attacks are actually involving decent numbers.

yeah it would be kind of weird if chaos joins them - then the 4 most inactive factions are part of a horde focused on attacking the least active factions on the map - kind of like watching the oroboru (how you spell it?) snake eating its own tail though my skepticism says there will be plenty of rationalizing coming along to save the day so that the contradiction will be soundly ignored.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 01, 2013, 03:19:07 am
yeah it would be kind of weird if chaos joins them - then the 4 most inactive factions are part of a horde focused on attacking the least active factions on the map - kind of like watching the oroboru (how you spell it?) snake eating its own tail though my skepticism says there will be plenty of rationalizing coming along to save the day so that the contradiction will be soundly ignored.

Maybe. Chaos might not be that active but they can prolly put good rosters together. If CHAOS gives in then next target is prolly SKoT followed by either TKoV or FCC. I recall the goal being to hit factions that have not been launching any attacks but I have a hard time imagining the Gobblins heading to the desert since most of the active players from those inactive factions are in full support of the GOBBLIN KING. I should probably just keep my skepticism to myself and just sit back and enjoy the (hopefully lots of) xp...

Just remember folks, if I do anything that isn't attacking the enemies of FCC then my REALM is bad, contradictory, and something to be suspicious of.

Your shitposting has no power here, Keshian the Gay.
This is THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING.
Your staff is broken, nerd.

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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Canary on October 01, 2013, 03:23:42 am
yeah it would be kind of weird if chaos joins them - then the 4 most inactive factions are part of a horde focused on attacking the least active factions on the map - kind of like watching the oroboru (how you spell it?) snake eating its own tail though my skepticism says there will be plenty of rationalizing coming along to save the day so that the contradiction will be soundly ignored.

You presented a contradiction yourself within your own example: if the "most inactive factions" are attacking other people, they're not quite inactive anymore, are they?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 01, 2013, 03:34:12 am
unless you use it to sit in your fief doing nothing but farming troops
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 01, 2013, 03:35:56 am
You presented a contradiction yourself within your own example: if the "most inactive factions" are attacking other people, they're not quite inactive anymore, are they?

Half true. If inactive now, it doesn't mean activity if absorbed. In fact, it's probably more beneficial for  chaos not to join and fight, thus forcing the faction to either become active, or die off.

If absorbed, it's pretty easy for you to just go AFK and troop funnel/manage a fief while the OTHER GUYS go back and attack others.

I mean, Rubes owns 3 fiefs. 3 DAMN FIEFS and he's ATTACKING ANOTHER. If anything, they need more people afking to handle their fiefs if they wish to hold them.
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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 01, 2013, 04:01:04 am
Of course, with them having tons of duped gear gold, i guess they don't really need the fiefs.

wut?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 01, 2013, 05:02:17 am
wut?

Someone told me they have lots of gold from dupped gear. Not sure if that's true, but it would almost seem like it.......
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Sparvico on October 01, 2013, 05:54:51 am
Someone told me they have lots of gold from dupped gear. Not sure if that's true, but it would almost seem like it.......
It's not.

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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 01, 2013, 06:02:47 am
Canary, giving your troops away to another faction, even one you are submissive to, does not count as activity.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 01, 2013, 06:04:20 am
Committing his troops and players to attacking under the rule of THE GOBBLIN KING does count as activity. How could that not count as activity? What the fuck is activity to you?

Your single sentence shitpost meant nothing and contributed nothing.

And to Anders; how do you feel okay making speculative claims about us maybe somehow have gotten duped gear from vague reports you won't even admit the source of... but you say nothing of a faction that within the last week had it proved that they received millions of gold in free duped gear. Like the fuck m8.

Exactly what happened in the last few days to make the FCC Strat bigwig spergs come and try and take a dump on my faction?
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Post by: Malaclypse on October 01, 2013, 06:17:16 am
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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 01, 2013, 06:42:37 am
And to Anders; how do you feel okay making speculative claims about us maybe somehow have gotten duped gear from vague reports you won't even admit the source of... but you say nothing of a faction that within the last week had it proved that they received millions of gold in free duped gear. Like the fuck m8.

Not really to sure, actually. Maybe I heard it from Kesh? It was after our battle versus you.

Actually, duped gear isn't really bad. I asked for some from murder. (http://forum.melee.org/strategus-issues/it%27s-baaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkk/msg864465/#msg864465) 8-) Well considering FUPA joined you, and they haven't really attacked ANYTHING and Rohypnols army that he sold was pretty awesome, It very well could have come there. IDK, someone said you got duped gear gold. Probably meaning the gold Frisia got WAY back in the day.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 01, 2013, 06:44:13 am
Protip: we gave that gold (about 7 or 8 million of it) to TKoV when they were fighting Occitan because we felt they had the gear disadvantage. We didn't keep any of it.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 01, 2013, 06:54:52 am
Protip: we gave that gold (about 7 or 8 million of it) to TKoV when they were fighting Occitan because we felt they had the gear disadvantage. We didn't keep any of it.

OH SHIT NOW THE WORD IS OUT

But yeah I gave that shit to Hobb a long time ago because I think I was convinced at the time that LCO had duped gear or something. It was a pretty dumb decision, really.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 01, 2013, 06:56:12 am
Ah, well, cool. I guess thats nice. At least that clears that up. :D
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 01, 2013, 09:00:26 am
Not really to sure, actually. Maybe I heard it from Kesh? It was after our battle versus you.



Really?!? Now you are going to make up something about me?  I never said that.

Though I did say arrowaine and occitan are pretty much the most cowardly clan in strat. Grand war - 5 attacks over 5 months and then running away marching 12K troops south back to desert.  If the Gobblins were ever wondering why xp is short they only have to look at those pixel cowards.  No wonder they have never done anything in 3 strats except be the lapdogs for other factions.  Buying fiefs with strat silver and mercs with crpg gold is about all they are good for.  A very active trading faction though.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 01, 2013, 09:02:38 am
With the power invested in me as THE GOBBLIN KING,
 I hereby declare the Space Jam Theme Song to be the official song of
THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING,
 and declare Smoothrich the BARDOFTHEGOBBLINKING.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 01, 2013, 09:15:47 am
With the power invested in me as THE GOBBLIN KING,
 I hereby declare the Space Jam Theme Song to be the official song of
THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING,
 and declare Smoothrich the BARDOFTHEGOBBLINKING.

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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 01, 2013, 09:18:30 am
What the fuck, you promoted the overwight receding hairline fucker as your bard? He would never pass as a bard unless he paid people to play in their location.

Edit: Bring back spook, the proper troll.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 01, 2013, 09:19:51 am
What the fuck, you promoted the overwight receding hairline fucker as your bard? He would never pass as a bard unless he paid people to play in their location.

Edit: Bring back spook, the proper troll.

Don't you dare call spook a troll, he was a hero forced into the role of a martyr.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Duster on October 01, 2013, 09:21:50 am


I mean, Rubes owns 3 4 fiefs. 3 4 DAMN FIEFS .

4 GOBBLIN DENS, AND COUNTING
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 01, 2013, 09:24:13 am
Don't you dare call spook a troll, he was a hero forced into the role of a martyr.

You're right, he was a friend and mentor to some, and a scapegoat to others. I loved him, but I still believe him to be a troll.

Smooth though? Bad troll, posts too much on the forums. Hides under a shitty little bridge he created for himself, and it isn't very sturdy.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: adieumnode on October 01, 2013, 09:32:53 am
have you ever looked in the mirror arys

you look like a homeless person dressing up as a pirate/shitty biker hybrid for halloween i can honestly smell the uncleanliness of you from your posts
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 01, 2013, 09:49:01 am
have you ever looked in the mirror arys

you look like a homeless person dressing up as a pirate/shitty biker hybrid for halloween i can honestly smell the uncleanliness of you from your posts

Take a look again at my beautiful norwegian complexion, proper distrubution of facial hair, grand amount of blue eyes (the ladies love them), and lucky headband. If you look deep enough you can find a bit of german in there. I know, I got a little chadz in me, but it's alright. It's outweighed by the loving care and affection norweigians have given this world.

Like pillaging, raping, ravaging, and all other sorts of good deeds.

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Im so ashamed of myself.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: adieumnode on October 01, 2013, 09:53:20 am
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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 01, 2013, 09:57:38 am
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Thanks for posting the likeliness of Smoothrich, I enjoy the comparison.

Edit: Woops you guys are right, too much hair.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: dynamike on October 01, 2013, 03:37:22 pm
wat

Who the fuck are you and what kind of a forum name is that?

Get out.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 01, 2013, 03:49:59 pm
Who the fuck are you and what kind of a forum name is that?

Get out.
We both know if he was named death2murica or death2germsmany no one wouild give a fuck...
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: dynamike on October 01, 2013, 03:51:43 pm
We both know if he was named death2murica or death2germsmany no one wouild give a fuck...

Seeing as to where I am from Germany and live in Murica you could not be more wrong.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: adieumnode on October 01, 2013, 10:01:56 pm
People having bundle of sticks and friend in their name is OK, but death2israel.. that is too far man!

rofl pathetic
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: dynamike on October 01, 2013, 10:23:14 pm
Neither is ok and all of them are
pathetic
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 02, 2013, 05:11:00 am
is this war over after just one fight?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GandalfJr on October 02, 2013, 07:42:46 pm
Really?!? Now you are going to make up something about me?  I never said that.

Though I did say arrowaine and occitan are pretty much the most cowardly clan in strat. Grand war - 5 attacks over 5 months and then running away marching 12K troops south back to desert.  If the Gobblins were ever wondering why xp is short they only have to look at those pixel cowards.  No wonder they have never done anything in 3 strats except be the lapdogs for other factions.  Buying fiefs with strat silver and mercs with crpg gold is about all they are good for.  A very active trading faction though.
I love how Kesh is saying "cowardly" when he's hiding in all of his castles because he can't win one field battle or siege.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Turkhammer on October 03, 2013, 12:09:41 am
We both know if he was named death2murica or death2germsmany no one wouild give a fuck...

I would you little troll.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Goretooth on October 03, 2013, 12:31:13 am
I love how Kesh is saying "cowardly" when he's hiding in all of his castles because he can't win one field battle or siege.
Should have seen the FCC field battle they had last night. Ouch  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: SP1N on October 06, 2013, 01:23:53 am
[posted in wrong thread, my bad]

http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/the-realm-of-the-gobblin-king/msg869798/#msg869798 (http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/the-realm-of-the-gobblin-king/msg869798/#msg869798)
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 06, 2013, 08:32:16 pm
And once more doth the Gobblin King find himself without voice... What crimes did he commit this time?! Did send out letters with crude drawings upon them to others lords and ladies of the realm? Nay, he but spoke provocatively to the foreigners in the West...

(click to show/hide)

If his words caused such offence should not the Westerners have sent men to take his life? Alas not, they instead offered sacrifices to the many petty gods of Calradia along with prayers that they remove his voice and so they have done so!
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Scervo on October 06, 2013, 09:29:45 pm
I love how Kesh is saying "cowardly" when he's hiding in all of his castles because he can't win one field battle or siege.

Where do you assume those castles came from? My guess would be winning sieges.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Rhalzo on October 06, 2013, 09:43:49 pm
I love how Kesh is saying "cowardly" when he's hiding in all of his castles because he can't win one field battle or siege.
Where do you assume those castles came from? My guess would be winning sieges.

Well sir, most of those castles actually came about from the voting system used in the beginning of this round of Strategus. In addition, other castles were absorbed into their group from clans that joined up with them. Some were taken by force though (most of which were given away to other folks).
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 06, 2013, 09:53:50 pm
Where do you assume those castles came from? My guess would be winning sieges.


Well sir, most of those castles actually came about from the voting system used in the beginning of this round of Strategus. In addition, other castles were absorbed into their group from clans that joined up with them. Some were taken by force though (most of which were given away to other folks).

Hm, most actually came out of the KUTT conquest. they only started with that central area near Sargoth.
Ismarala, Jelbegi, Sargoth, Knudarr: Vote
Tilbaut: Annex
Derchios: Captured
Kelredan: Captured, Sold
Senuzgada: Captured, Sold
Reyvadin: Captured
Ichamur: Captured
Sengutche: Captured, Sold, Absorbed(?), Independent
Yruma: Captured, Sold
Slezekh: Captured, Sold, Absorbed later

There were some others, most likely.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Rhalzo on October 06, 2013, 10:17:18 pm
Hm, most actually came out of the KUTT conquest. they only started with that central area near Sargoth.
Ismarala, Jelbegi, Sargoth, Knudarr: Vote
Tilbaut: Annex - Could really just say absorbed since Fallen joined FCC at that point.
Derchios: Captured
Kelredan: Captured, Sold
Senuzgada: Captured, Sold
Reyvadin: Captured
Ichamur: Captured
Sengutche: Captured, Sold, Absorbed(?), Independent - Sold to some EU clan who hasn't done anything since they got it.
Yruma: Captured, Sold - Didn't Remnants capture this before they joined FCC?
Slezekh: Captured, Sold, Absorbed later - Didn't the Teutonic Knights capture this before they joined FCC?

There were some others, most likely.

I was only talking about castles here. I wasn't aware we were talking about the towns and such too. I have nothing to say on the town sieges that FCC has done since they've taken a few of them. You're doing a great job on that part.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 06, 2013, 10:35:49 pm
I was only talking about castles here. I wasn't aware we were talking about the towns and such too. I have nothing to say on the town sieges that FCC has done since they've taken a few of them. You're doing a great job on that part.

The cities I did only cause they were walled, and there was only 4 actually to worry about.

Annex/absorbed are the same.
Sengutche: I said as much, but we are talking about FCC not that random faction
Yruma: Thought it was FCC. It was during the KUTT war.
Slezkh: No that was FCC I thought.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Jack1 on October 06, 2013, 10:45:00 pm
The cities I did only cause they were walled, and there was only 4 actually to worry about.

Annex/absorbed are the same.
Sengutche: I said as much, but we are talking about FCC not that random faction
Yruma: Thought it was FCC. It was during the KUTT war.

Slezkh: No that was FCC I thought.
Teutonic did actually take slezkh and rem took yruma
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 06, 2013, 10:57:28 pm
Teutonic did actually take slezkh and rem took yruma

K so then FCC took 6 Castles by force. I do believe that's the most of any faction on NA strat atm. I do believe they had some down in the desert as well as I believe Distar Castle in the steps taken from Hosp same time Hosp lost Ichamur(before LCO took it over, I think?)

Just go look at my bloody battle page listings and see if it's there. (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/the-great-na-war-losses-to-date/msg722929/#msg722929)
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 06, 2013, 11:39:12 pm
Didnt we sell or give Rindyar to Frisia? I assume that means we captured it first.. I was inactive at the time so I honestly don't know.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Jack1 on October 06, 2013, 11:50:02 pm
Didnt we sell or give Rindyar to Frisia? I assume that means we captured it first.. I was inactive at the time so I honestly don't know.

Jabonra gave it to murdertron because they didnt car about strat and were loosing troops to upkeep.

K so then FCC took 6 Castles by force. I do believe that's the most of any faction on NA strat atm. I do believe they had some down in the desert as well as I believe Distar Castle in the steps taken from Hosp same time Hosp lost Ichamur(before LCO took it over, I think?)

Just go look at my bloody battle page listings and see if it's there. (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/the-great-na-war-losses-to-date/msg722929/#msg722929)

They never took distar and any fiefs they had in the desert were villages(unless party boy gave them something)

Pretty much every feif that FCC has taken was vs an enemy who has significant roster disadvantages or had significant recourse disadvantages.

KUTT fiefs had only themselves, Teutonic for a period, and hospitaller for mercs.

Hospi's castle an city lost only had Occitan, hospitaller, and a few randoms mercing for them

Chaos/FIDLGB fiefs were lost due too shear size of FCC's resources(number of troops and enough gold to get 45+? Armor on each of them).
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 06, 2013, 11:53:31 pm

Pretty much every feif that FCC has taken was vs an enemy who has significant roster disadvantages or had significant recourse disadvantages.

KUTT fiefs had only themselves, Teutonic for a period, and hospitaller for mercs.

Hospi's castle an city lost only had Occitan, hospitaller, and a few randoms mercing for them

Chaos/FIDLGB fiefs were lost due too shear size of FCC's resources(number of troops and enough gold to get 45+? Armor on each of them).

"FCC didn't attack castles they didn't think they could win... LAME."
Is that the idea? When we attack castles we make sure we are prepared for it... castles are a bitch, if you go at it half-heartedly then itll be a mess. That being said, we typically did a wave or two of meh gear before following up with our best stuff. Also, the enemy rosters have varied but typically they are very strong when the enemy is geared and doing decently.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 07, 2013, 12:14:07 am
so pretty much anytime we win it is luck or something?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 07, 2013, 01:34:50 am
damn lucky again on that one FCC probably cheated
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 07, 2013, 01:39:50 am
K so then FCC took 6 Castles by force.

So that's now 7 castles.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: ildist on October 07, 2013, 01:41:22 am
rip me now i can die in peace

good fight fcc i had fun leeching in my own battle haueuh
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 07, 2013, 01:44:50 am
rip me now i can die in peace

good fight fcc i had fun leeching in my own battle haueuh

hah. was about 1mil xp so not bad at all!
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 07, 2013, 01:48:24 am
When EU invades and NA unites under THE GOBBLIN KING, I shall allow FCC generals to lead our sieges.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 07, 2013, 02:50:10 am
When EU invades and NA unites under THE GOBBLIN KING, I shall allow FCC generals to lead our sieges.

I think most of NA would be glad to unite under one man if EU thinks they stand a chance invading NA (its been done previous strats - only time it ever works is if they have someone to be their NA bitch/proxy so its more EU/NA versus NA *cough*occitan*cough*).  NA and EU both have top quality mercs and you go get top 51 players from each side the ping will make a significant difference - its just unavoidable and then having the benefit of defending its really gets nice for low pingers.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GandalfJr on October 08, 2013, 06:30:53 am
When EU invades and NA unites under THE GOBBLIN KING, I shall allow FCC generals to lead our sieges.
BOOOO

But I do like the part when the Gobblin King takes over strat.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GandalfJr on October 08, 2013, 06:32:38 am
Dun fucked up this post...
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on October 08, 2013, 03:20:08 pm
Quote
When EU invades and NA unites under THE GOBBLIN KING, I shall allow FCC generals to lead our sieges.

I would have no problem with this exact turn of events occurring.

Or, NA unites under the GOBBLIN KING and invades EU.

Just...Something big and different. The usual wars and drama are getting dull.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Rikthor on October 08, 2013, 05:42:09 pm
When EU invades and NA unites under THE GOBBLIN KING, I shall allow FCC generals to lead our sieges.

BOARD Clan supports this endeavor and will ready it's advanced and superior posting tactics to aid in the subjugation of the EU nerdlords.

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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 08, 2013, 08:31:16 pm
We'd get rekt if we tried to invade EU, we'd likely get rekt if EU invaded NA, but the one slim chance we have would be superior ping (but they typically get better ping to NA than we do to EU).  EU has superior troops and gold than NA does....with the possible exception that maybe the gear bug has benefited more NA clans than EU ones.

Also Hospitaller lands are right on the border with EU so we'd get steam rolled first  :shock:
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 08, 2013, 08:37:42 pm
Fcc would drop all current wars to march to your defense should eu invade. I would hope.the same could be said for all na clans
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2013, 10:26:12 pm
We'd get rekt if we tried to invade EU, we'd likely get rekt if EU invaded NA, but the one slim chance we have would be superior ping (but they typically get better ping to NA than we do to EU).  EU has superior troops and gold than NA does....with the possible exception that maybe the gear bug has benefited more NA clans than EU ones.

Also Hospitaller lands are right on the border with EU so we'd get steam rolled first  :shock:

Yeah, no...  FCC would have to beat down the euros again if they invaded.  And your 17K garrison would be backed with 90K more troops.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 08, 2013, 10:42:59 pm
Yeah, no...  FCC would have to beat down the euros again if they invaded.  And your 17K garrison would be backed with 90K more troops.

I figured if NA was invaded by EU that other NA factions would help out.  Just saying I'd rather not provoke them since we're right on the border and would very possibly be annihilated before assistance would come.

That's not saying mcuh with our activity levels and troop garrisons and such, and I would still really personally enjoy if EU did invade NA (but not from a 'faction' standpoint). 
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 08, 2013, 10:53:21 pm
We'd get rekt KICK ASS if we tried to invade EU, we'd likely get rekt DEFINITELY KICK ASS if EU invaded NA, but the one slim chance we have would be superior ping (but they typically get better ping to NA than we do to EU) THE GOBBLIN KING.  EU has superior troops and gold than JACK SHIT COMPARED TO WHAT NA HAS....with the possible exception that maybe the gear bug has benefited more NA clans than EU ones.

Also Hospitaller lands are right on the border with EU so we'd get steam rolled first  :shock: HOLD FAST WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING.

Check your privilege.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 09, 2013, 11:32:40 pm
I fully support OPERATION YOLO FREEDOM against they who must not be named. There is no winning or losing when we yolo.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Phantasmal on October 10, 2013, 03:47:18 am
We'd get rekt if we tried to invade EU, we'd likely get rekt if EU invaded NA, but the one slim chance we have would be superior ping (but they typically get better ping to NA than we do to EU).  EU has superior troops and gold than NA does....with the possible exception that maybe the gear bug has benefited more NA clans than EU ones.

Also Hospitaller lands are right on the border with EU so we'd get steam rolled first  :shock:

After participating in my first EU strat battle, I can safely say that EU is not more skilled than NA. They had some scary players (Bagge) but we have our own share of badass players as well. The one thing that really impressed me was the amount of ladder spam and pressure applied to the castle. The attacking force must have used over 1000 ladders throughout the fight to enter the breach.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Krosis on October 10, 2013, 11:21:19 pm
After participating in my first EU strat battle, I can safely say that EU is not more skilled than NA. They had some scary players (Bagge) but we have our own share of badass players as well. The one thing that really impressed me was the amount of ladder spam and pressure applied to the castle. The attacking force must have used over 1000 ladders throughout the fight to enter the breach.

I'd say they are way more organized and work better as a team, but I really don't think they're that much better..

Also the two things above makes their battles way less fun.. they're always screaming at each other with those accents, besides being hard to understand it's way too strict.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 11, 2013, 01:48:04 am
Being able to speak the same language in NA helps...a lot.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 11, 2013, 01:51:43 am
Being able to speak the same language in NA helps...a lot.

NA almost all speak English... but we are also so very individualistic and so teamwork is usually lacking in NA despite the ability to communicate.
EU guys speak a buncha diff languages, most know English pretty well but with tons of accents so its a bit harder to understand each other, but they like teamwork a lot more.

Balances out pretty well.. but every once in a while you get an NA team that works together really well as well as understanding each other and they are terrifying... and sometimes you get an EU team that understands each other well and employ scary teamwork... so yeah, still balanced.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Jack1 on October 11, 2013, 07:49:29 pm
After participating in my first EU strat battle, I can safely say that EU is not more skilled than NA. They had some scary players (Bagge) but we have our own share of badass players as well. The one thing that really impressed me was the amount of ladder spam and pressure applied to the castle. The attacking force must have used over 1000 ladders throughout the fight to enter the breach.

As cav I have only gone below 1-1 once and that includes many sieges. In open field battles I can(could now that I'm no longer cav) get KDRs of 2 easily because they had very few anti cav players and people who pay attention.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 12, 2013, 01:48:12 am
Sending a 4000 man army into FCC lands to snake Vayejag from us is an act of aggression? Are you sure that is something you wish to do?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Malaclypse on October 12, 2013, 02:34:59 am
Sending a 4000 man army into FCC lands to snake Vayejag from us is an act of aggression?

It seems like you're asking a question there, so, I guess I'll answer: no, it is not.

Also, nobody else "sent" me. I guess you could say I sent myself, because I'm not taking orders from some scumbag GOBBLIN who calls himself a KING AMONG GOBBOS. All GOBBLINS are equal pieces of shit, and god bless 'em, god dammit.

It's an act of one man, in a world gone mad, accidentally clicking Attack Vayejeg instead of Enter Vayejeg.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 12, 2013, 02:47:05 am
I was asking a question. I appreciate you responding. Leads me to my next question, will you be giving it back (without respeccing it) promptly?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Malaclypse on October 12, 2013, 02:53:04 am
I was asking a question. I appreciate you responding. Leads me to my next question, will you be giving it back (without respeccing it) promptly?

I was probably gonna leave like 500-1000 army when I left, something that would be easy to take but would provide a pretty fun fight for folks. Since I've got the fief now, yeah, I'm respeccing it it's already in the process of being respecced by the previous owner, which I'll use as part of my ongoing mission to give all fiefs +3 Donkeys for the traders of New Calradia (only has 3 PP to spend currently).
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 12, 2013, 04:02:16 am
I will come collect it back. If you do that to another fcc fief we will gladly join the war against the gob king. take your army somewhere else. Looks like we will have to pay LL another visit for starting the process
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 12, 2013, 07:32:58 am
lol FCC shits coming into my thread to be super eggstra uber srs and talk about their fiefs that rightfully belong to THE GOBBLIN KING like they have some claim to them

please get the fuck out spergs
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Dutchydave on October 12, 2013, 09:37:58 am
I will come collect it back. If you do that to another fcc fief we will gladly join the war against the gob king. take your army somewhere else. Looks like we will have to pay LL another visit for starting the process

Well if FCC will freely let their eternal enemy roam free through their heartlands then expect it to keep happening. Also we have seen all your forces building in the north ready to enter the Steppe and we are ready and waiting. There will be no gear advantage this time and our swords will be swifter then yours.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 12, 2013, 09:44:43 am
our swords will be swifter then yours.

Nooo! Don't kill yourselves before we get there!
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Dutchydave on October 12, 2013, 03:45:01 pm
Nooo! Don't kill yourselves before we get there!
Seriously im sick of reading this dribble, we all know you got 20k+ troops ready to enter the Steppe from the north. Kesh might even give you a "Balls of Steel" label if you advance.

Bring it FCC scum you will be punished. We are waiting with open arms to crush you.

I know why you are scared and why you will only try and move in dog breath hours: FCC get crushed in open field battles every time even when they out gear the enemy. The records prove what I say.

Wow you can take a castle when no one but you know the wooden walls can be breached. Some of you say its being smart but really it's just cheese.

Bring it bitches of FCC we are waiting for you.

P.S. Fuck you GOBBLIN'S and we love you







Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 12, 2013, 03:59:19 pm
Seriously im sick of reading this dribble, we all know you got 20k+ troops ready to enter the Steppe from the north. Kesh might even give you a "Balls of Steel" label if you advance.

Bring it FCC scum you will be punished. We are waiting with open arms to crush you.

I know why you are scared and why you will only try and move in dog breath hours: FCC get crushed in open field battles every time even when they out gear the enemy. The records prove what I say.

Wow you can take a castle when no one but you know the wooden walls can be breached. Some of you say its being smart but really it's just cheese.

Bring it bitches of FCC we are waiting for you.

P.S. Fuck you GOBBLIN'S and we love you

lol i think someone is raging again.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Mae. on October 13, 2013, 07:16:41 pm
alright, everyone just calm down.. now go listen to the ducktales and spacejam mix.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 14, 2013, 04:20:35 am
Seriously im sick of reading this dribble, we all know you got 20k+ troops ready to enter the Steppe from the north. Kesh might even give you a "Balls of Steel" label if you advance.

Bring it FCC scum you will be punished. We are waiting with open arms to crush you.

I know why you are scared and why you will only try and move in dog breath hours: FCC get crushed in open field battles every time even when they out gear the enemy. The records prove what I say.

Wow you can take a castle when no one but you know the wooden walls can be breached. Some of you say its being smart but really it's just cheese.

Bring it bitches of FCC we are waiting for you.

P.S. Fuck you GOBBLIN'S and we love you

we do just fine in open field it seems
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 14, 2013, 04:26:39 am
PROtip: performance against Hospitaller in any type of battle is not a reliable indicator of overall performance.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Uumdi on October 14, 2013, 08:44:05 pm
I finally read this thread today.


Dear Gobblin King,

Thanksgiving is around the corner.  Please add our giblets to the stuffing. 

I may be out of touch, but I've been basting in the tears of the dota 2 community for several months, and I'm certain I'll go great with cranberry sauce.


Sincerely,
Uumdi of Choas
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 14, 2013, 11:02:17 pm
we do just fine in open field it seems

Typically not even as defenders if the terrain is relatively even.  Also makes it harder when we don't have proper horses, enough c-sites, or the same quality mercs.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 14, 2013, 11:18:05 pm
You're both wrong because the GOBBLIN king is best NA field battles. Go make your own thread to compare penises in and if you want to respond here it better be about ideas that can help stop the forum moderator abuse.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 16, 2013, 07:21:55 am
Good fight on both sides - really close to equal rosters for once.  Rain hurt a bit and being attackers, but overall was a lot of fun and xp, almost as much fun as invading EU.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 16, 2013, 07:25:44 am
Good fight on both sides - really close to equal rosters for once.  Rain hurt a bit and being attackers, but overall was a lot of fun and xp, almost as much fun as invading EU.

Daruvian tried to get people to defend for 20 minutes and it blew cock because defending means you don't get to hold down your W key.

Then DJ Barbeque turned it up and we started attacking for the remainder of the fight. It is impossible for GOBBLINS to defend; they can only attack while spawning in different places.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on October 16, 2013, 01:31:42 pm
Daruvian tried to get people to defend for 20 minutes and it blew cock because defending means you don't get to hold down your W key.

Then DJ Barbeque turned it up and we started attacking for the remainder of the fight. It is impossible for GOBBLINS to defend; they can only attack while spawning in different places.

I would have attacked too with very high ratio of melee players, we made a point of getting ranged superiority in our merc pool - could hear the collective groan when we spawned in with rain.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Matey on October 18, 2013, 04:45:17 am
begone foul knavery forum moderators! the forums are so dead and boring when everyone is afraid to post cool pictures and stuff!
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Penitent on October 28, 2013, 06:51:57 pm
Fighting for the goblin army was the most fun I've had in the game in a long time.  Full plate, music, dancing, and mayhem.

Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 28, 2013, 07:29:55 pm
I imagine it also helps a ton when the people u are fighting have less mercs and their armor and weapons are all -2. hell I think the best two hander was a broken goendag. I looked sharpe with all my rusty gear
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 28, 2013, 07:38:45 pm
No way man, those cracked staffs were rekting us.  Do you know anything Bale???????????
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 28, 2013, 07:38:56 pm
Jesus Bale learn to type.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: BaleOhay on October 28, 2013, 08:04:45 pm
Hah sorry. stupid phone likes to screw me up for fun... I eventually go back and correct things
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Penitent on October 28, 2013, 08:08:49 pm
It's the music.  Pumped troops best troops.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Krosis on November 04, 2013, 10:57:48 am
LONG LIVE THE GOBBLIN KING!
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Battlepriest on July 15, 2014, 09:23:41 am
FOR THE SOVEREIGN KINGDOM

Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 05:48:12 pm
FOR THE SOVEREIGN KINGDOM

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I don't think you guys won a single battle that war
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Keshian on July 15, 2014, 05:51:45 pm
I don't think you guys won a single battle that war

Huh, the sovereign kingdom was actually the ones holding off gobblins for quite a while by winning several battles against full plate armies.  They actually put up more of a fight than most against the unlimited gold and plate armies.

You know whats funny, I just realized chosen1, you actually spend the effort to downvote every single one of my posts, even my merc recruitment or help newbies threads.  Lol, you are such a badass, I almost didn't even notice until today.  I wonder how long you have been making that effort - months, years?  Bravo!  You really got to me man, I'm feeling so insulted and bad my 700 infamy is now 800. hahahahaha

To be fair, I've actually been trying to get 1000+ in both infamy and renown for shits and giggles.  Thanks man.  Always appreciate your helping out a friend. ;)
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 05:59:35 pm
Huh, the sovereign kingdom was actually the ones holding off gobblins for quite a while by winning several battles against full plate armies.  They actually put up more of a fight than most against the unlimited gold and plate armies.

nope from what I remember SKoT got shat on literally every battle they fought rofl

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You know whats funny, I just realized chosen1, you actually spend the effort to downvote every single one of my posts, even my merc recruitment or help newbies threads.  Lol, you are such a badass, I almost didn't even notice until today.  I wonder how long you have been making that effort - months, years?  Bravo!  You really got to me man, I'm feeling so insulted and bad. hahahahaha

yeah don't take it personally it doesn't take much effort and I do it to ALOT of people  :D
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: HardRice on July 15, 2014, 08:28:13 pm
nope from what I remember SKoT got shat on literally every battle they fought rofl

yeah don't take it personally it doesn't take much effort and I do it to ALOT of people  :D
I'm pretty sure they won a few. They camped Sungetche's gatehouse and ended up keeping it, I remember that part.
They got shit on quite a bit, can't blame them though, they were inexperienced and as a result had shit for gear.

Also it's personally taken
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 09:02:20 pm
in my memory we totally shit on SKoT, took all their villages, and they hid in their castle for the rest of Strategus

so fuck you kesh, and fuck you skot shitties, you were just keshes little ball ticklers anyway feeding him troops for a spot on the map

not real men like the GOBBLIN REALM who took things through unapologetic might and did what they fucking wanted anywhere on the map

you are a stain on the bottom of our taint in the memory of strategus

but hey you guys were alright about it and you had fun and stuff without bitching, so thank god for all that, even if have of you are like 15 you're pretty cool

i am drunk on tequila
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Lemon_ on July 15, 2014, 10:38:10 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Tojo on July 15, 2014, 10:58:40 pm
Tis' would be a valid proof of true godlike status. Succeed where the numberless tickets of the FCC failed and you will win Strat.

Tears of pain welled in Tojo ' s eyes as he thought back upon his 4 campaigns on the city of Dhirim. How many thousands had their red haired leader sent to die at the single door Dhirim, as Canary chirped laughter from atop the wall? Only the God's knew...
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Artyem on July 17, 2014, 03:55:57 am
Unlimited gold?  come on, I only gave them like 30m of the 850m we got from those chinese dresses.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: cup457 on July 19, 2014, 05:14:35 pm
If THE GOBBLIN KING can take Dhirim then Cup clan will accept THE GOBBLIN KING as a vassal
just realized when this was posted. Been playing for too long. too much autism
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Bryggan on July 19, 2014, 07:37:24 pm
I read 3 pages of this, wondering what the hell was going on, before I realized it was necro.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 24, 2014, 05:54:31 am
step it up strat 5
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: StonedSteel on October 25, 2014, 12:14:43 am
fuck strat 5, and ur fucking avatars. they're both shit. and ur shit, cuz u didnt do shit this strat, which made this strat shit.

shit man, thats a hell of a compliment.


if there is a strat 6 and some fucking how it doesnt massively suck...will u bring the gobblins back? duck tails woo hoo?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 25, 2014, 01:08:35 pm
fuck strat 5

alright i like where this is going

and ur fucking avatars. they're both shit.

hey fuck you buddy
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: StonedSteel on October 25, 2014, 06:25:39 pm
alright i like where this is going

hey fuck you buddy

sandy, they are though, just look at his current avatar

guy looks like a fookin sex offender.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 25, 2014, 08:32:16 pm
sandy, they are though, just look at his current avatar

guy looks like a fookin sex offender.

yeah well

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Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: StonedSteel on October 26, 2014, 02:14:06 am
yeah well

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sandy...thats just dumb




NOT AS DUMB AS DARU'S AVATARS oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

clearly gottem.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on October 26, 2014, 07:11:13 pm
The man that is Daruvian's avatar can drink far more milk than any single one of us and for that he deserves respect.

Based Rippletits.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 26, 2014, 07:19:54 pm
The man that is Daruvian's avatar can drink far more milk than any single one of us and for that he deserves respect.

Based Rippletits.

thank god, i was convinced none of these hungry skeletons knew who it was
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Tojo on October 26, 2014, 07:55:44 pm
GOBBLIN KING did you actually like watching " The Comedy" ? It was very strange for Tim.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 26, 2014, 09:28:24 pm
Wow 2/2 on the avatars, fantastic. It was a bit of a drudge while I was watching but once I made it through the movie it was fun to reflect on how I felt about it.

Yourself?
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: Tojo on October 26, 2014, 10:03:46 pm
I'm halfway through it on netflix, it's OK just not what I was expecting. I like alot of the strange scenes like the .gif you have where Tim is steering the boat all over the place.
Title: Re: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 26, 2014, 10:19:18 pm
I like that .gif because it's the only scene where Swanson really displays emotion, and it seems like he is feeling regret or pain in his nihilistic existence. Even then it's only very subdued emotion.