A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

A MESSAGE TO THE STRATEGUS FACTION KNOWN AS CHOPASS:

YOU HAVE BEEN DEEMED UNWORTHY OF YOUR LANDS BY THE GOBBLIN KING FOR HAVING NOT LAUNCHED AN OFFENSIVE IN OVER A YEAR OF CONTROLLING STRATEGUS FIEFS, AND FOR SUPPORTING CANNERY'S OPPRESSIVE REIGN OVER THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS.

HENCEFORTH YOU MUST ACCEPT VASSALSHIP TO THE GOBBLIN KING OR BE DESTROIT.

YOU HAVE NO HOPE:

SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF THE GOBBLIN KING OR FACE YOUR DESTRUCTION (OR AFK IN YOUR CITY YOU CHEESEBALL MOTHERFUCKERS).

[Lt_Anders]

Attack dhirim, I dare you. Even Full plate can't save you against that monstrosity.

[Bittersteel]

'DESTROIT'

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I see what you did there.

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I think

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Depending on if you spelled it right or wrong

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[Relit]

The Raven-Dracul Coalition is already on station in the Halmar region. We will be hitting all HoC targets in the area and driving them back to Baghdad New Almerra Castle, hopefully we dont stomp on each others toes very much GOBBLIN KING.

[Canary]

We may not have hope, but can we have some time to think about it? One only gets to make a decision whether to bend the knee on scarce occasion.

[Lemon]

Prepare for him to make you into Detroit.
Submit or die, scum

[cup457]

If THE GOBBLIN KING can take Dhirim then Cup clan will accept THE GOBBLIN KING as a vassal

[Malaclypse]

I hereby abandon Peshmi to the GOBBLIN KING or anyone else who wants it. It is now my goal to take over villages in general, respec their PP to Champion Donkeys, and move on to the next one.

[BoneSaw]

I do agree someone needs to shake up the turds in the privy now and again to let the stink flee.

[dynamike]

If THE GOBBLIN KING can take Dhirim

Tis' would be a valid proof of true godlike status. Succeed where the numberless tickets of the FCC failed and you will win Strat.

[Matey]

Tis' would be a valid proof of true godlike status. Succeed where the numberless tickets of the FCC failed and you will win Strat.

unless he does it through diplomacy. diplomacy is gay.

[Canary]

I really am in a singular position to be balefully obstinate should I choose to do so. Which is worse: playing into whatever it is the GOBBLINs want, which probably means more action in the game in the long run, or sitting pretty in a nigh-impregnable fief just because I can? And to what end in the latter case? Faction identity? Personal pride? Continued complacency?

As much as the past defenses of New Dhirim were legendary (though not in a positive way{unless you're talking KDR!}), seeing it used as a gigantic middle finger just to try and get some more lopsided defenses in our favor doesn't sound nearly as fun as being the tool of some kind of whackjob visionary invader-king.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

CANARY:

PLEDGE YOUR FEALTY AND BE ABSORBED INTO THE GREATEST GOBBLIN WAR MACHINE STRATEGUS EVER HAS OR WILL SEE.

[HarryCrumb]

take cup's village

[BaleOhay]

I really am in a singular position to be balefully obstinate should I choose to do so. Which is worse: playing into whatever it is the GOBBLINs want, which probably means more action in the game in the long run, or sitting pretty in a nigh-impregnable fief just because I can? And to what end in the latter case? Faction identity? Personal pride? Continued complacency?

As much as the past defenses of New Dhirim were legendary (though not in a positive way{unless you're talking KDR!}), seeing it used as a gigantic middle finger just to try and get some more lopsided defenses in our favor doesn't sound nearly as fun as being the tool of some kind of whackjob visionary invader-king.

man up and fight.