Author Topic: A MANDATE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING : A CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE THE DIPLOMACY FORUMS  (Read 11873 times)

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lol FCC shits coming into my thread to be super eggstra uber srs and talk about their fiefs that rightfully belong to THE GOBBLIN KING like they have some claim to them

please get the fuck out spergs

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I will come collect it back. If you do that to another fcc fief we will gladly join the war against the gob king. take your army somewhere else. Looks like we will have to pay LL another visit for starting the process

Well if FCC will freely let their eternal enemy roam free through their heartlands then expect it to keep happening. Also we have seen all your forces building in the north ready to enter the Steppe and we are ready and waiting. There will be no gear advantage this time and our swords will be swifter then yours.
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our swords will be swifter then yours.

Nooo! Don't kill yourselves before we get there!

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Seriously im sick of reading this dribble, we all know you got 20k+ troops ready to enter the Steppe from the north. Kesh might even give you a "Balls of Steel" label if you advance.

Bring it FCC scum you will be punished. We are waiting with open arms to crush you.

I know why you are scared and why you will only try and move in dog breath hours: FCC get crushed in open field battles every time even when they out gear the enemy. The records prove what I say.

Wow you can take a castle when no one but you know the wooden walls can be breached. Some of you say its being smart but really it's just cheese.

Bring it bitches of FCC we are waiting for you.

P.S. Fuck you GOBBLIN'S and we love you

lol i think someone is raging again.
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Seriously im sick of reading this dribble, we all know you got 20k+ troops ready to enter the Steppe from the north. Kesh might even give you a "Balls of Steel" label if you advance.

Bring it FCC scum you will be punished. We are waiting with open arms to crush you.

I know why you are scared and why you will only try and move in dog breath hours: FCC get crushed in open field battles every time even when they out gear the enemy. The records prove what I say.

Wow you can take a castle when no one but you know the wooden walls can be breached. Some of you say its being smart but really it's just cheese.

Bring it bitches of FCC we are waiting for you.

P.S. Fuck you GOBBLIN'S and we love you

we do just fine in open field it seems
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PROtip: performance against Hospitaller in any type of battle is not a reliable indicator of overall performance.

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I finally read this thread today.


Dear Gobblin King,

Thanksgiving is around the corner.  Please add our giblets to the stuffing. 

I may be out of touch, but I've been basting in the tears of the dota 2 community for several months, and I'm certain I'll go great with cranberry sauce.


Sincerely,
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we do just fine in open field it seems

Typically not even as defenders if the terrain is relatively even.  Also makes it harder when we don't have proper horses, enough c-sites, or the same quality mercs.
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You're both wrong because the GOBBLIN king is best NA field battles. Go make your own thread to compare penises in and if you want to respond here it better be about ideas that can help stop the forum moderator abuse.
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Good fight on both sides - really close to equal rosters for once.  Rain hurt a bit and being attackers, but overall was a lot of fun and xp, almost as much fun as invading EU.
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Good fight on both sides - really close to equal rosters for once.  Rain hurt a bit and being attackers, but overall was a lot of fun and xp, almost as much fun as invading EU.

Daruvian tried to get people to defend for 20 minutes and it blew cock because defending means you don't get to hold down your W key.

Then DJ Barbeque turned it up and we started attacking for the remainder of the fight. It is impossible for GOBBLINS to defend; they can only attack while spawning in different places.
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Daruvian tried to get people to defend for 20 minutes and it blew cock because defending means you don't get to hold down your W key.

Then DJ Barbeque turned it up and we started attacking for the remainder of the fight. It is impossible for GOBBLINS to defend; they can only attack while spawning in different places.

I would have attacked too with very high ratio of melee players, we made a point of getting ranged superiority in our merc pool - could hear the collective groan when we spawned in with rain.
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begone foul knavery forum moderators! the forums are so dead and boring when everyone is afraid to post cool pictures and stuff!