Whats your farmer weapon? In EU you can often see Scythe heros around , i guess Trident is nice aswell
like a wood chopper
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-lies-told-social-media/
Number 7!
I always wanted to do what you do with my alt Broseidon, but looming a trident +3 just...made me...cringe at the thought. So I spent it on plate cuz fuck ranged.
Bob still rages about cancer in ts :3
The rage is worth when I get to murder the cancer later xD
Do you get kills with said peasant build?
There was an Australian player called Old Peasant and he was horribly frightening!
Oh yes a MW fork is better than you might think xDPierce damage is a magnificent thing is it not?
No wonder....(click to show/hide)
Where's Salfallen rage?!
He was so angry this morning! He wanted to ban ya from our TS. :P
Surprised you don't have HIM up there.
This is what I imagine the answer to the subject is: "Why I love being a peasant"
- I love leeching gold
- I love not being as helpful to my team as I could be
- I need attention
- I'm a hipster and want to be different
- Instead of being mediocre with good gear, I can be mediocre with shit gear and people will think more highly of my skills
That's all I could come up with as answers, interesting to see the actual answers from gold leechers, I mean peasants.
I actually help my team a lot and most the people in the pics would vouch for that :P. I go top scoreboard all the time but I'm not one of those bitchez who screenshot top scoreboards xD
Edit- If you want I can start screen-shotting when I kill you and put it up :P
It's a deal, and I'll screenshot every time I impale you on my lance. We'll see who comes out on top.
You must not have read my edited post. The part about being a peasant equating to a little kid trying to fight an older/bigger kid. They lose, and nobody expected them to win. But if they win, they get massive props (more than if they won a fight against someone their own age/size).
It's a pretty cowardly way to play, and hurts your team (you could be contributing more, and you know it). :mrgreen:
Quote used without my permission, and I fucking knew you just wanted responses for your tet wall
Sooooo how do you like them arbalests? :lol:
It was pointed out to me, that I actually love "peasants". Love to impale em on my lance.
So carry on, I also feel that you fake peasants are "special" and deserving of love and affection.
That being said, I'm gonna start making new threads whenever I heirloom an item, top the scoreboard, or kill someone in game.
We all know Bob is a terrible person with no talent, but somehow he kills a lot of people. CRPG is broken.....
It's a deal, and I'll screenshot every time I impale you on my lance. We'll see who comes out on top.
You must not have read my edited post. The part about being a peasant equating to a little kid trying to fight an older/bigger kid. They lose, and nobody expected them to win. But if they win, they get massive props (more than if they won a fight against someone their own age/size).
It's a pretty cowardly way to play, and hurts your team (you could be contributing more, and you know it). :mrgreen:
This thread gives me great joy, continue doing what you love to do.
What? All the raging bullshit I've said about you, and you only get one quote from me? (Ok two if you count the sig)
I feel offended
best bob 2013 +1
This is what I imagine the answer to the subject is: "Why I love being a peasant"
- I love leeching gold
- I love not being as helpful to my team as I could be
- I need attention
- I'm a hipster and want to be different
- Instead of being mediocre with good gear, I can be mediocre with shit gear and people will think more highly of my skills
That's all I could come up with as answers, interesting to see the actual answers from gold leechers, I mean peasants.
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The attitude seriously reminds me of short people that I grew up with. They pick a fight with someone taller/bigger/stronger and they can't lose. They either lose the fight and nobody bats an eye (because "hey they're smaller"), or they win and get props for beating up someone bigger than them. It's a no lose scenario (well unless you get knocked out and hit your head on something and die).
Peasantry is fun, is it not? Rather fond of it myself now.
I'm useless either way, and get about the same KDR on my peasant stone thrower as I do on my polearmist... I just have more fun on the peasant so I might as well stick with what I enjoy if the results are similar.
Much more satisfying to kill people with me +3 stones :D
This is what I imagine the answer to the subject is: "Why I love being a peasant"
- I love leeching gold
- I love not being as helpful to my team as I could be
- I need attention
- I'm a hipster and want to be different
- Instead of being mediocre with good gear, I can be mediocre with shit gear and people will think more highly of my skills
That's all I could come up with as answers, interesting to see the actual answers from gold leechers, I mean peasants.
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The attitude seriously reminds me of short people that I grew up with. They pick a fight with someone taller/bigger/stronger and they can't lose. They either lose the fight and nobody bats an eye (because "hey they're smaller"), or they win and get props for beating up someone bigger than them. It's a no lose scenario (well unless you get knocked out and hit your head on something and die).
This is what I imagine the answer to the subject is: "Why I love being a peasant"
- I love leeching gold
- I love not being as helpful to my team as I could be
- I need attention
- I'm a hipster and want to be different
- Instead of being mediocre with good gear, I can be mediocre with shit gear and people will think more highly of my skills
That's all I could come up with as answers, interesting to see the actual answers from gold leechers, I mean peasants.
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The attitude seriously reminds me of short people that I grew up with. They pick a fight with someone taller/bigger/stronger and they can't lose. They either lose the fight and nobody bats an eye (because "hey they're smaller"), or they win and get props for beating up someone bigger than them. It's a no lose scenario (well unless you get knocked out and hit your head on something and die).
Well to be fair and nice to bob (i down vote all ur posts cause idk) but ur next post i promies to upvote k? ok any way's he wears light clothes, big deal i like wearing light armour to i just hate heavy armour its just not my type, and saying he doesn't help the team is mad retarded he always helps the team he actually does do stuff rather then sit AFK and leech but well if he's asking for attention ignore it and mind your own business but what evs farmerbob best bob
You seem like a good guy Platypus, I was confused when I saw your downvotes but i'm sure it wasn't personal or anything :Ddunno but i upvoted all
You can also start by upvoting my admin app :D
#BobForAdmin
dunno but i upvoted all
"im coming after your stupid sunhat Bob"
made me lol :lol:
You and your clan mates are the reason I had to review my load out and weapon proficiency splits. Fighting farmers with only 60 1h was too painful, especially when they actually block.
The new breed of peasant is strong in you Bob. Arys started the fire, and you are keeping the eternal peasant flame going.
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1h Goedendag, neckbeard.
1h Goedendag, neckbeard.That is what I do whenever I kill Bob. I was also the one that made him discover that you could use it as a 1h.
Yeah doesn't seem worth it though watching you use it. Seems kinda derpy.You clearly don't understand who I am as a player.
PsychoTwins, I can't reconcile your seeming to be a nice enough fellow with posting all these quotes from others about you in a braggy ego-inflating kind of way... you're hurting my preconceived notions of what it means to be driven by attention seeking as opposed to being a decent human being. I must be misunderstanding one or the other about you. Which is it? Are you just another desperate cunt who wants everyone to know and care about him, or a good dude that likes... what... getting a reaction? I don't know man. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
1h Goedendag, neckbeard.I remember Teeth playing with that on (i think) an alt, was pretty effective the way he played it, can be a really unpredictable weapon cause you dont expect it combined with a shield.
wats ur build , GodBob
This mod is 3 years old. It's all been done before.
today someone on the street said to me, "have a nice day"
Please dont post if you intend to flame :/
couple things. firstly, i can post for whatever reason i want, up to admins to reprimand me as they see fit. second, i wasn't flaming, if you wanna see flaming, OH I CAN SHOW YOU FLAMING!Your shoes are fine as fuck.
anyway, the clerk at 7-11 just told me he liked my shoes
You are wearing a nice shirt today.
What kind of request is that? You make an attention whoring thread and can't take a little negative attention.
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And now i have to re-open thread. Ill add some "Why im a piece of shit" quotes in as well now.
I'm all fine for promoting fake peasantry.
But when the OP start double posting and all, and his messages count for close to 40% of the total posts of his topic, it just feels wrong.
Nice to see a bit of what's going on in NA, though.
I'm all fine for promoting fake peasantry.
But when the OP start double posting and all, and his messages count for close to 40% of the total posts of his topic, it just feels wrong.
Nice to see a bit of what's going on in NA, though.
a street prostitute smiled at medid you go back for seconds?
YES! I'm immortalized for all of eternity now! :) Sorry about team wounding you the other night (causing your death) and then team killing you the very next round (was trying to make up for getting you killed and made it worse) :?
Gonna have to shit talk you more and/or sex you up more next time I'm in NA1 with you so I can get in this cute/narcissistic thread of yours here :)
Most annoying thing about fighting you is I always misjudge the length of that falchion...but I do that with a lot of 1h.
We did have a 1v1 recently that was really fun and somehow I won, although you'd probably beat me most of the time in that situation :(
That damn pumpkin head is so distracting!
and yes we have gf's you are good :)
I finally found out who bob is from NW thanks to your name on these forums, it is of course KPR_PsychoTwins in that old regiment good at melee that disbanded quite a few months ago
Looks peasanty enough to me, kinda looks like to ripped a mounted keg from a tavern and took whatever it was attached to.
21/21? What kind of build is that like?
7 Athletics
7 Power Strike
3 WM?
Bab... Babbers... I like the triple quote you got from me but there were a lot more memorable ones I've used..
21/21
7 PS
7 ATH
5 IF
0WM
Only just recently started taking screenshots again thats why :D
That's 2 extra skill points than you will have at level 30 (not sure why you'd plan on level 31 unless you weren't planning to retire, in that case, I'd plan for at least level 33).
Level: 31
Strength: 21
Agility: 21
Skill to attr: 12
Ironflash: 6
Power Strike: 7
Athletics: 7
using cRPG NewGen calc (http://alpha-lider19.ru/MB)Military Fork and Mallet are anything but peasant weps.
Make a Goedendag/Shield build or take good ol Pitch Fork.
My God...either retire or go final build man! Giving up half your XP is ridicurous.
Bob, no matter how big your epeen gets
You will always have a small penis
So ur in 9y then?
So ur in 9y then?12th is better anyway
You guys are getting way off topic, but since you are I'll throw my hater 2 cents in.lol i barley play NW for fun anymore i play cRPG and another mod (which you would all hate me for again) for fun. I just play NW for the lb's and events :wink:
Playing mods with a focus on firearms in Warband is just silly (yes I know NW is it's own game now, but point remains). Don't be that guy.
Found Bob
21/21Holy min-max batman!.jpeg
7 PS
7 ATH
5 IF
0WM
Only just recently started taking screenshots again thats why :D
Holy min-max batman!.jpeg
Do not listen to that impostor, he is a fake Bob
Bob taught me how to peasant a few months ago, got this nice killfeed with a -3 Trident (Fuck your repairs) Also insta-karma for bragging
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Where would I be without you Bob?
oh bob!wot :?
Update #6 :D
I thought I'd add in my build for those wondering what I respec'd into
I am lvl 31
18/21
6PS
6PT
7ATH
7WM
128 wpf Throwing
120 wpf 2h
MW Katana
+2 Snowflakes
Black Lamellar + typical ninja set up
Good stuff, I approve of this. Hope you have fun! (I'm going with a more 8ath and wpm, 6ps and pt, but yours will be badass too. )
Today a woman at work complimented my haircut.
Well I need your opinion on where imma go with this, im thinking about staying 18/21 to lvl 33 and putting all the points into IF so i will have 6 IF by lvl 33. What you think?
IF is for wimps. But of course, surviving 2 shots by any archer could be a good reason.. Up to you! Snowflakes are heavy, is it enough with 7 athletics and a short weapon?
Yeah I seem to be fast enough, and I think I will need all the IF I can get with the influx of ranged :mad:
I carry a hunting crossbow just for you bob
I had a conversation about cars with my neighbor today.are you talking about cars the movie? Or cars irl cuz I like cars, red ones blue ones, green ones. Not brown ones looks like they're dirty. What kind of cars do you like? What kind of car does your neighbor have? Is his name Bob? I once had a neighbor named Bob and he tried to molest me. Sounds like a nice neighbor, this one time my neighbor gave me a full plate of fresh cookies, what a cool dude. Did you know that cookies taste better when eaten when they are still warm? Neither did I! :D
By the way Bob, I've been seeing this peasant headshot some rounds, an archer.
I'll take the Bob challenge for no reason whatsoever and use peasant clothes for the next month. Not sure if it was mentioned earlier in the thread or not, I just read the first post. If it is as fun as the 1st post makes it sound, its worth a try.
Bob you are my biggest source of stress on ze battlefield. Gratz you agi slut.
It may be more difficult now with the ranged increase but it is very fun and helps out your footwork a lot :mrgreen:pink text ninja
;)
pink text ninja
I didnt read through every page cause i'm a lazy shit who can't be bothered to look but you should post more quotes cause that was hilariousIll do it now :D I think I have some from you for this one ;)
bob pls
I have to agree.. Ninjas don't cheat. Goes against the whole philosophy of masochism, pain and self-nerfing..
I can't believe people are raging over the fact that tinkering with your models and textures client side should be restricted or overseen.
Some people really find something rageworthy in every little thing...
I don't plan on retiring the character so at 35 it will have 11 WM, although, I haven't even played the damn thing since the first week after the wpf/wm rework. This is as close as I can get to weaboo ninjar.
You mind me stealing that build a bit for my next build? :D
I have to agree.. Ninjas don't cheat. Goes against the whole philosophy of masochism, pain and self-nerfing..Sorry but I think the word you meant to use was Macho-ism
Sorry but I think the word you meant to use was Macho-ism
Oh glorious Lynch Mob,TrollsFine Gentlemen of the General Discussion. Let Bob's tresspassings in the way of Flying Dildos, be a curse upon his existence. Never let him forget. Never.
You plan on cheating your way up to 35?
You mind me stealing that build a bit for my next build? :D
Lumaconi's build:
Level:32
Strength:12
Agility:33
Two Handed:125
Weapon Master:2
Athletics:11
Power Strike:4
Best used with the following items:
Lordly Pronoia Helmet
Requirement:12 strength
Armor:50
Lordly Saracen Guard Armor
Requirement:11 strength (better body armor than all the 12 str armors though)
Body armor:51
Leg armor:11
Lordly Scale Gauntlets
Requirement:11 strength
Body armor:11
Lordly Rus Splinted Greaves
Requirement:12 strength
Leg armor:38
Mighty Goedendag
Requirement:10 strength
Weight:3
Speed:95
Length:117
Thrust:24 pierce
Swing:28 blunt
I don't plan on retiring the character so at 35 it will have 11 WM, although, I haven't even played the damn thing since the first week after the wpf/wm rework. This is as close as I can get to weaboo ninjar.
Not to worry I had removed it since i didnt have much use of the "cheats"
I made it available for those who actually need it. And to the QQ nerds who need to understand people can do whatever they want with client-side files, as chadz says...
I have to agree.. Ninjas don't cheat. Goes against the whole philosophy of masochism, pain and self-nerfing..
I didnt read through every page cause i'm a lazy shit who can't be bothered to look but you should post more quotes cause that was hilarious
pink text ninja"quote"
if you add another o to bob you get boobs
I can't believe people are raging over the fact that tinkering with your models and textures client side should be restricted or overseen.
Some people really find something rageworthy in every little thing...
Nooooo, I got the textures for when I used snowflakes as I couldn't see them for shitall on the ground. I was too lazy to remove the files after selling my snowflakes and here we are now. From using it to actually see the tiny snowflakes, to using them as a "broken/exploitation" way of seeing the other ranged
I guess ill say it here then. This game is a mod. You are all playing on a modded game in itself. People will always mod their games on the PC. I have had the pink textures since I first started playing as this is not the only game I have played where people change their files. I assumed there was no issue because it is client-side files.
I would call it "unethical" and request that you get your testicles removed.
Sometimes I'm just such a disappointingly pleasant person. A real scumbag.
My bad.
You don't deserve a proper shitpost, dawg.
:mrgreen:
Bob, most of us who know you, aren't mad, raging, etc. Except for Sparvico.. He seems to be taking this quite hard. (lol) However, please stop making up excuses and reasons for why you did / do use these Flying Dildo textures.. No one really cares, we're just disappointed that our Farmer friend turned out to be a cheater. Just say it and end this. (Except it won't end because, Forum Lynch Mob gives no mercy) You know its cheating, no one cares why, so stop telling us, and just apologize or something. Scumbag. :rolleyes: :)
Bob, most of us who know you, aren't mad, raging, etc. Except for Sparvico.. He seems to be taking this quite hard. (lol) However, please stop making up excuses and reasons for why you did / do use these Flying Dildo textures.. No one really cares, we're just disappointed that our Farmer friend turned out to be a cheater. Just say it and end this. (Except it won't end because, Forum Lynch Mob gives no mercy) You know its cheating, no one cares why, so stop telling us, and just apologize or something. Scumbag. :rolleyes: :)
I must say, Bob (PsychoTwins) you lost some respect points for the pink projectiles. ("Flying Dildos")
bob has been his usual arrogant unapologetic assdick self about the entire situation.
I stand by what I said, and the only reason I appear taking this "quite hard" is because bob has been his usual arrogant unapologetic assdick self about the entire situation.
Most likely because of having to deal with the usual fat nerds like yourself instead of people who's opinion actually matters in my mind.
I gave up on apologizing the second people overestimated and exaggerated the situation, so immediately. People didn't have an open mind on the situation and got butthurt before finding out about the whole situation. If say, San of Chaos, or Tydeus had read and posted im sure they would have a different opinion besides the usual HAXX bs. Also, if either of them had said they disapproved or thought it was an unfair situation despite how it helped out seeing daggers/snowflakes, I would have apologized.
Unfortunately sperglords jumped to conclusions and cried their hearts out saying I was a scumbag piece of shit, so I will gave them what they wanted and posted the files so everyone could have a chance to help make them have andaneurysm.
TL;DR - Don't jump to conclusions and act like an adult pls.
Edit: This took me about one minute to type out so probably poorly worded. Feel free to call me out for a debate but I will be taking longer to respond since I have some classes today.
Even if you had talked about it with an open mind Smithy I would have, but your first post had to be
I'm mad. :evil:
it's cool cause now all the quotes about this person are right here in this thread, no more screenshots and copy paste needed! how the world works itself out, what a true marvel. thanks you god for your watchful eye and just heart.
i know you think the more you talk the less bad this is gonna be for your, but that's only because you're unfamiliar with the concept of digging a hole deeper for yourself
Good thing no one knows that I secretly use autoblock
Jeez guys, can't you follow the rules?
Jeez guys, can't you follow the rules?
Will you be evolving into a samurai next time?
So lots of people have been asking me why I deal with getting 1-2 shot by ranged and melee, and I wanted to show the fun I have as a peasant and the great reactions I get while playing. I can go top scoreboard or 0-6 and I still enjoy what people say and how much money I make xD. I have screen-shotted the best quotes from people while playing to show you all :D.(click to show/hide)
And this is for those who know Arys :D(click to show/hide)
-UPDATED- After 5 days of posting this I already got all these xD(click to show/hide)
-UPDATE #2- Will prob post less often after this one so I can give most per group.
-Edit, just noticed the double :/ my bad(click to show/hide)
-UPDATE #3 Got a good amount this time. You might see yourself in there :P(click to show/hide)
-UPDATE #4 This one is pretty long since it has been awhile. Enjoy! :D(click to show/hide)
I also was fortunate enough to get Doolz in a 1v7 on NA and was lucky enough to win it :D Honor in NA, Mod is alive.
Also please don't look at this picture if you intend to flame :/ Everyone gets clutches I just was happy people did doolz and the reactions I got from after were great :D(click to show/hide)
-UPDATE #5 Added in the "Im a piece of shit" screenshots now which will be right underneath labeled "Bad" :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
-UPDATE #6- I waited awhile to upload this one and added in my transition to NinjaBob, I respec'd into a ninja and still get great reactions I'd like to show :D(click to show/hide)
-UPDATE #6 Been about a month but I have been on and off so I dont have 50 pics :P This is #2 of the Ninja updates(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
The epeen is over 9000
Bob must not play siege, I never see him. How does he compared to Frug's peasant l33tness?
The other day on siege Frug blocked all my sh!t for like a minute straight. I think I finally killed him with shield bash damage (which is surprisingly high on low-armor targets).
The amount of times I insult you and troll you I should every other name on that list.
No I dont play siege much :( I have been enjoying the 100+ pop NA has been having recently. Although Im sure siege has seen an increase in pop too hopefully.
You didn't answer my question: Faux Peasant Duel, You vs. Frug, who wins? :)
Yeah you and clockwork would be all of it but that would be no fun then wouldnt it? :)
The first rule of crpg is no fun allowed. Fucking idiot
Cheating fuck.
Bob must not play siege, I never see him. How does he compared to Frug's peasant l33tness?
The other day on siege Frug blocked all my sh!t for like a minute straight. I think I finally killed him with shield bash damage (which is surprisingly high on low-armor targets).
Bob must not play siege, I never see him. How does he compared to Frug's peasant l33tness?
The other day on siege Frug blocked all my sh!t for like a minute straight. I think I finally killed him with shield bash damage (which is surprisingly high on low-armor targets).
Nobody could beat frug in peasant vs peasant. This is a fact.I tried once, now I am gay
Bob is nothing like the Frug because bob kills you with a normal viable weapon you see used most of the time. Frug runs around murdering people with a +3 stick and would steal my elders torch to murder people with that. Its a good thing frug never plays anything but farmer weapons because he would be a real problem to fight if he didn't
Bob is nothing like the Frug because bob kills you with a normal viable weapon you see used most of the time. Frug runs around murdering people with a +3 stick and would steal my elders torch to murder people with that. Its a good thing frug never plays anything but farmer weapons because he would be a real problem to fight if he didn't
mighta been kinkier if it wasn't present-day lady di
mostly decomposed
hey whatever floats your corpse lovin cock
Holy shit bob, i lol'd so hard at the ss of all the deathfists
overinflated sense of self importance OP (obnoxiously pitiful)
Seriously Bob, why continue this? At this point you're just playing like a regular guy.