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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #225 on: February 19, 2014, 08:22:21 pm »
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The first rule of crpg is no fun allowed. Fucking idiot

But this isn't crpg this is the forums  :twisted:

So I get to be an asshole and have fun at the same time lol  :mrgreen:
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #226 on: February 19, 2014, 08:31:45 pm »
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Cheating fuck.
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #227 on: February 19, 2014, 08:37:36 pm »
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Cheating fuck.

Don't worry Sparvico, if you believe in yourself and try very hard, maybe someday someone will love you.
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #228 on: February 19, 2014, 08:48:53 pm »
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rip in peace farmer bob.
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #229 on: February 20, 2014, 05:32:09 pm »
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Bob must not play siege, I never see him. How does he compared to Frug's peasant l33tness?

The other day on siege Frug blocked all my sh!t for like a minute straight. I think I finally killed him with shield bash damage (which is surprisingly high on low-armor targets).

Bob is nothing like the Frug because bob kills you with a normal viable weapon you see used most of the time. Frug runs around murdering people with a +3 stick and would steal my elders torch to murder people with that. Its a good thing frug never plays anything but farmer weapons because he would be a real problem to fight if he didn't
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #230 on: February 20, 2014, 05:38:43 pm »
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Bob must not play siege, I never see him. How does he compared to Frug's peasant l33tness?

The other day on siege Frug blocked all my sh!t for like a minute straight. I think I finally killed him with shield bash damage (which is surprisingly high on low-armor targets).

Nobody could beat frug in peasant vs peasant. This is a fact.
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #231 on: February 20, 2014, 05:45:02 pm »
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Nobody could beat frug in peasant vs peasant. This is a fact.
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #232 on: February 20, 2014, 05:46:05 pm »
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Bob is nothing like the Frug because bob kills you with a normal viable weapon you see used most of the time. Frug runs around murdering people with a +3 stick and would steal my elders torch to murder people with that. Its a good thing frug never plays anything but farmer weapons because he would be a real problem to fight if he didn't

Have you never seen the Longsword Frug  :shock: he is deadly
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #233 on: February 20, 2014, 05:47:34 pm »
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Frug used to kick my ass with rocks in melee way back on community servers 2 years ago
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #234 on: February 20, 2014, 09:15:15 pm »
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Pretty sure it was frug who made throwing rocks something to be afraid of back in the day with the jump spin throws that would always land magical headshots regardless of which direction you tried turn to avoid it. He always reminded me of the full invasion mod with the farmers throwing potatoes with nuclear force, too strong
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #235 on: February 21, 2014, 12:20:41 am »
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Bob is nothing like the Frug because bob kills you with a normal viable weapon you see used most of the time. Frug runs around murdering people with a +3 stick and would steal my elders torch to murder people with that. Its a good thing frug never plays anything but farmer weapons because he would be a real problem to fight if he didn't

A little part of me dies every time I see frug with his HBS.  :cry:
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #236 on: February 23, 2014, 05:57:35 am »
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Today Bob sat on his chair only to find that Snuffy had put a spiked mace on it. Bob cried in pain, and Snuffy laughed.
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #237 on: April 25, 2014, 10:35:13 pm »
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hey guys, Lady Di came to me in a dream and complimented my hair style
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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #238 on: April 26, 2014, 02:11:29 am »
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Kinky. I think.

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Re: The Adventures of Bob (UPDATE #7 The AgiWhore-Tank)
« Reply #239 on: April 26, 2014, 06:46:48 am »
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mighta been kinkier if it wasn't present-day lady di

mostly decomposed

i still appreciated the compliment
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