5K Crpg gold
5K Crpg gold to anyone who attacks smoothrich on the eu side before he returns back to hero party lands. Also, the first person to attack him will find he has tens of thousands of gold of leftover gear from his last battle as an additional award.
SMOOTHRICH - look for him to attack him on EU side
I'll throw an additional 15k gold, raising it to 20k per smoothrich kill. THE CURSE OF THE DESERT HANGS OVER THEE, SMOOTHRICH. A MONETARY SWORD OF DAMOCLES. GET HEXED.
Poor 'Merica :(5K20K Crpg gold
I will attack Smoothrich, who is in my faction, for 100k
Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.
Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.
Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.
Cause na has to stay on na map.
http://s18.postimage.org/74om6zu3t/smoothy.png (http://s18.postimage.org/74om6zu3t/smoothy.png)You seem desperate.
New spotting of Smoothrich - Near Tehlrog Castle heading toward Radoghir castle. Please intercept. Thank you.
You seem desperate.
Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?Yes, I don't care what happens to smooth, kesh just seems to be trying realll hard to keep him away. Like he is scared or sumtin.
Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.
EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
Yes, I don't care what happens to smooth, kesh just seems to be trying realll hard to keep him away. Like he is scared or sumtin.
I feel you man - I don't personally have anything against Smoothrich either. It's just that if he has a lot of trouble in EU, it's a win-win for everybody, even him. Obviously his enemies will be tickled by it, and when he inevitably eventually returns to NA, he'll have turned aside the gates of hell like Odysseus. Epic as all fuck.Smoothdysseus?
Smoothdysseus?
EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*
Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?
Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.
EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*
Last seen near bhulaban on Eu side this morning.
Nah, last strat (maybe strat 2?) goretooth bounced ecko around the map like 10 times.Hehe if you want revenge you do it yourself.
Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?
Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.
EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*
Or smoothrich you were just stupid enough as a fief owner to leave your fief and go attack an enemy fief without transferring your fief to another clan member because you don't trust giving the fief to anyone else as it has been disclosed by some of the members that left that you constantly threatened to leave the faction with the city and its army if they didn't do what you wanted the clan to do.
You done messed up and no one to blame but your own stupidity and power-tripping leadership.
Bang Bang! :twisted: :evil: :lol: :twisted:
You try to add a thematic roleplaying idea to it to make it sound fun, but the motivations are sinister....
Hey man, you had it right with the first part: I suggested a thematic roleplaying idea to it to make it fun. But I swear on my pearly whites - there is no sinister side, here. At least not from me. Like I said, I hold no ill will - I'm not even "supporting Kesh and his cronies" outside of the fact that I am signed up with a faction that seems to be fighting yours, as FFC is - but sincerely, and I am too much of a strat noob to know anything about any of the bugs / exploits you mentioned. For real, earlier today I had to PM someone to figure out how to buy goods for trade runs. I'm useless out there.
If people are using shady bug issues to pull one over, that's BS and I oppose it. All I wanted was for you to have the chance to become Smoothdysseus.
We have to attack your city in waves... How else are we going to kill 5k plus troops? We caught you outside and beat you in an even fight. You get to spend time in EU because of our success.Getting him bumped in EU land vs having good fights? if you are so good at strat battles proof it and let him get back to NA or bump him yourself don't pay EU to do it.
We have been doing rather well in the sieges actually. You are now worried we will be able to win, so you have to start trying to make it like we are doing something wrong. Propaganda much?
how do you think he got to Eu? We sent him there... in the middle of his own territory. How many cities has your clan taken gore? How many fiefs have you guys taken from anyone?
You talk a lot and do very little goretooth
Nah, last strat (maybe strat 2?) goretooth bounced ecko around the map like 10 times.I've taken a lot more then you and done it myself not paid someone else to do my work. I can start linking my strat battles and we can compare mine to yours if you want? :mrgreen:
We have to attack your city in waves... How else are we going to kill 5k plus troops? We caught you outside and beat you in an even fight. You get to spend time in EU because of our success.
We have been doing rather well in the sieges actually. You are now worried we will be able to win, so you have to start trying to make it like we are doing something wrong. Propaganda much?
how do you think he got to Eu? We sent him there... in the middle of his own territory. How many cities has your clan taken gore? How many fiefs have you guys taken from anyone?Here's me fighting along side FCC damn you guys are good
You talk a lot and do very little goretooth
I've taken a lot more then you and done it myself not paid someone else to do my work. I can start linking my strat battles and we can compare mine to yours if you want? :mrgreen:
Yeah - like where you lost 1000 troops for your clan because you couldn't even remember to bring enough gold for upkeep. Isn't that like the 3rd time you have done that? Or are you talking about all the brave battles fighting afks? Or the brutal loss to hero party when you attacked them?http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=2199 lol nice one kesh.
BaleOhay pretty much directs most of the trade of FCC and not surprisingly we have far more gold than clans of comparative size. Do you even know what a trade run is?
Lulz, i love how often you rage smoothrich. All I talked about was how smoothrich fucked over his own clan with his own stupidity because just by attacking with normal armies his gear is getting fucked up. We had already planned on attacking in waves against Ahmerrad before we even marched south where you couldn't crutch hard on +3 destriers bumping for the win with half your clan going cav to exploit the most OP thing in strategus. Not my fault you are this bad at strategus planning after playing for 4 years.
Very simple solution - transfer fief before leaving or don't leave fief to randomly attack a village. Sorry but we are not just going to stop attacking your city because you are were not smart enough to do either. RAGE MOAR!
P.S. I like how you are on your high horse when you unhired all of badplayer's roster just before the battle started against samarra castle so he then retaliated by unhiring your roster. Talk about exploits.
want to know the sad part gore.... You feel pride over those posts. Most people know who the good fighters are, and you do not see them posting up K/Ds
to bad you can not hear my slow clap over the internet
want to know the sad part gore.... You feel pride over those posts. Most people know who the good fighters are, and you do not see them posting up K/Ds
to bad you can not hear my slow clap over the internet
how do you think he got to Eu? We sent him there... in the middle of his own territory. How many cities has your clan taken gore? How many fiefs have you guys taken from anyone?which clan? lol i'm Goretooth remember. IT seems I do a lot more then talk cause it seems you don't like it when I post fights with me against or fighting alongside FCC.
You talk a lot and do very little goretooth
Smooth, you're a piece of shit, that's why you left your clan last strat, and thats why your clan left you this strat.
Smooth, you're a piece of shit, that's why you left your clan last strat, and thats why your clan left you this strat.
which clan? lol i'm Goretooth remember. IT seems I do a lot more then talk cause it seems you don't like it when I post fights with me against or fighting alongside FCC.
I do not think I was in any of those fights you listed. I could link some as well where I am at the top. It is really nothing special... and did you just use. I'm goretooth!!! you sound like a kid who gets arrested but screams you do not know who my father is!I thought it was all done by one guy kesh? That it seems all run by one screaming guy barking orders at everyone. I linked the battles that include me and kesh. I'm not gonna just randomly start linking strat battles. Anyways I just think your a slime ball and the guy I stole stuff from last strat beyond that you mean nothing to me.
I would take a guy who is active on the map and willing to do the boring things that make the clan better than a guy who tops the scoreboard.
Maybe we just need a Strat Hell where everyone gets sent, EU and NA alike, where you have to fight waves of Zombie bots DTV style to win your freedom.
...God, the things I would do if I was in charge.
can we fuck non-gay like? Just cuz I enjoy your responses and intellectual thoughts...
Gore thinks I am A slimeball. I will take it as a compliment if it means I am nothing like you.
All your posts are designed to try and tell everyone just how good you believe you are. Add to that you seem to have gotten a crush on me. I post something pertinent to the thread and you follow it up with Me Goretooth me best unnga unnga. Me best look at me scores unnga. I get it, you are decent at the game. Lots of people are good at it. Does not make you special. I am sorry if that blows your whole concept of self.
All i'm saying is FCC will do anything to win strat battles item bombing, account sharing, and pays mercs to take a dive on the other side. yeah you aren't like me so glad.
since u found a way to only make this one partially about u I will respond.Okay Bale, if you guys are not trying to item bomb Ahmerrad, explain this:
yes we will do anything within the rules to win. Now to your complaints...
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1. item bombing... we are attacking a city in waves. if they get tons of crap gear, how is that our fault. How else would u like us to do it? with timers we can not all out attack. complaining that we are cheating is pretty funny. Even if smooth was not ported we would still be attacking.
2. account sharing.. pretty sure des just did bans for this. Notice how no fcc were banned.
Lulz - you are a fool - its a SIEGE army - they all have that, he has 31 csites, 700 cmaterial, 600 siege ladders, 305 large ladders, 186 medium ladders, 1044 arrows, 400 bolts, 75 siege shields.Hi Kesh.
You know how many item types he has - 119 - that's it. Witchcraft before him had about 100. The only one who had more was busty and that was because we just had her attack with the leftover gear from defeating shik rather than waste time sorting (tried to sell anything where she had less than 5 of an item). We used our crappiest army to probe the city first and test out which walls were weakest since we had never fought this city before on na or eu side.
My army was leftover gear from attacking shik.
^^^
You should have listened to Partyboy when he told you to stop using lulz..
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3. Psaying mercs to take a drive. I think you are talking about a different strat. Was one drunken member doing something he should not have done. He does not even play anymore and has nothing to do with strat this round. Might get in a battle now and then. Would you like to accuse of something that happened this strat?Explain this? lol caught red handed thanks kesh
Explain this? lol caught red handed thanks kesh
Lulz, sure man. Its absolutely evil for me to give her things to post.Why are you posting on her account and then deleting it right away?
3. Psaying mercs to take a drive. I think you are talking about a different strat. Was one drunken member doing something he should not have done. He does not even play anymore and has nothing to do with strat this round. Might get in a battle now and then. Would you like to accuse of something that happened this strat?
Oh and matey didnt claim to be drunk when he tried to bribe goretooth into taking a dive, he said he was "sugar high".Do you ever not lie Bale or does it come natural now? lol
Obviously because Kesh is trying to keep a hapless woman from going on the internet where she doesn't belong. Remember they're meant to be seen, not heard.
She's pissed as hell at me. :cry: Shouldn't have had her copy paste something she doesn't understand.Why couldn't you have said it instead?
She doesn't like people disliking her or being mean.
Why are you posting on her account and then deleting it right away?
Even those on Kesh's camp must have a hard time swallowing this one..
Must.. back peddle...Arghh!!!
:mrgreen:
Even those on Kesh's camp must have a hard time swallowing this one..Yeah those three people playing. :mrgreen:
Must.. back peddle...Arghh!!!
:mrgreen:
Neither of the 2. I coerced her to copy/paste, then she read the rest of the thread and the post and didn't like how mean it was. So she made me explain and edit it down to the gist of what it was. She probably wont let me do that again, she thinks i'm too much of a troll in what I write, plus i make far too many grammatical and spelling mistakes for her taste.
Oh well, i'll just ask someone else to post something when I feel its becoming redundant for me to post something again since i'm take with a grain of salt thanks to my troll posts. Even though the essence of it was dead-on -> we are not item-bombing, your inventory is getting messed up just by smoothrich not being there, it happens every time multiple attacks happen without clearing inventory - like when we attacked shik. (though of course since I posted that you will instantly disbelieve me and still accuse us of something we are not doing).
Kesh actually suffers from split personality disorder. He IS his girlfriend, but he doesn't know it because the two consciousnesses are not aware of each other. We tried to keep this secret by just saying he had a girlfriend, but this slip-up ruined our carefully constructed cover.
I'm posting this in orange because Kesh is also colorblind. He won't be able to see any of this.
Don't tell him about his split personality! He might go comatose due to conflicting realities!!!
Oh Kesh, you silly old chestnut. Always horsing around with your girlfriend! Ha ha!
So just so we're all clear..
A lot of people here have been saying that you multi account, and have even claimed that your "gf" is one of those accounts, so you proceed to tell her to post as you... you then delete the post maybe a minute later? Then you proceed to get on your account about 3 other minutes later to explain it?
Something doesn't add up.
Kesh wants to continue posting things on the forums, responding to various people, but he didn't feel that his account posting those things was the best thing to do. So he got his GURRRLL to post them. She was kinda like "yeah whatever bb" but then she saw it and was like "oh shit kesh is making me be an ass on my account, fuck that!"
I assure you krosis, maybe you can trust me, Trillian/Busty is, in fact a real person. Yeah, it's fucking silly that Kesh needs to say "ayo gurl post this spergitude on the forums" because he should know everybody would say "LOL MULTIACCOUNT GOTTEM"
Even if people wouldn't do that, it's stupid. If you've got something to say you should use your own account to say it, even if you get up to like 10 posts/day on the forums. What's the worst that can happen from that, someone calling you a nerd?
I'm not questioning the existence of the girlfriend.. that's not the point. The point is he posted with her account, and I know I just gave him a good excuse for what he just did.. but he didn't think about that one quick enough.
I know you "allies" can't be THIS gullible.
Does "posting with her account" mean the same thing as "telling her what to post with her account"?
In fact, why is it an issue? The outcome is the same whether he entered in her login info to post the shit or whether he was next to her and said that he'd repay her with oral satisfaction if she posted that shit.
Does "posting with her account" mean the same thing as "telling her what to post with her account"?No it doesn't, but I think it's foolish to think he told her what to post only to have it deleted less than a minute later, then him showing up right after that. It's about the flag that's clearly raised.
When you've got irl friends or house-mates that play this game in the same faction as you, you're absolutely BOUND to have some sort of sharing of information and intellectual resources. I understand that there are no good guys and no bad guys in this, but this is the biggest non-issue I have seen.Have you ever seen Busty play CRPG? I know I haven't.. I've seen her with armies though.
This community has a scarcity of new players and an overabundance of old ones. The majority of forum users have their minds set anyway. You folks are not preaching to anyone but one another's choirs.
For fuck sake, if no action is taken when Blackzilla loses months of work on strat in a single malicious bug, and the same action is attempted on Ascalon...what's your point in all of this? The devs are working on something they can call completely their own. They barely cared about NA strat before, they care very little now.
No it doesn't, but I think it's foolish to think he told her what to post only to have it deleted less than a minute later, then him showing up right after that. It's about the flag that's clearly raised.Have you ever seen Busty play CRPG? I know I haven't.. I've seen her with armies though.
Have you ever seen Busty play CRPG?
I agree something should be done about that bug on Blackzilla's battle..
I also think we should do more about using "I have a girlfriend" as an excuse to have two accounts.
Wow, you missed a lot of fights. She has been in half a dozen battles with me fighting at the same time. Also in teamspeak at the same time answering for rollcall and making comments. But of course that doesn't fit with your mob's accusations so you'll probably ignore it.
Much like Kesh feels the need to multiaccount with as many FCC players as possible in order to win Strategus wars, he has now resorted to multiaccounting to win forum wars as well. Truly a shameful display here.
I like how everyone ignores the fact he or some other rank 5 or higher hero party member manipulated badplayer's roster before his battle, similar to ascalon having his roster manipulated.
Oh and matey didnt claim to be drunk when he tried to bribe goretooth into taking a dive, he said he was "sugar high".
Also, Goretooth can you stop dredging up ancient dumb shit? It is starting to get annoying that you keep bringing up the time I was a bit drunk and giddy
Matey thats what you said in your post in the original explanation...you said you were excited about winning a city with tkov and that you were sugar high so you made a bad choice and tried to bribe goretooth into taking a dive since he was the only person signed up to fight against another ninja attempt on a city in the early hours of NA time. If your post is still there its viewable to anyone who cares to take a look...
Also it obvious that Kesh was making some moves on strat with his real life girlfriends account. I hope the developers will take a look at this and determine if, in fact, her strat character was manipulated at the same time Kesh accidentally posted on the forums on her account. Everyone sees this as indisputable proof of Kesh's unscrupulous behavior. It's obvious and anyone willing to claim otherwise is only losing credibility.
Much like Kesh feels the need to multiaccount with as many FCC players as possible in order to win Strategus wars, he has now resorted to multiaccounting to win forum wars as well. Truly a shameful display here.
sugar high on alcohol?Bale and kesh constantly bring up my past from that same strat thought I would return the favor. They like to mention how many clans I've been in.
I figured everyone understood by now... Never listen to anything Thax says because he is always going to twist things or just lie blatantly in order to provoke more drama.
Also, Goretooth can you stop dredging up ancient dumb shit? It is starting to get annoying that you keep bringing up the time I was a bit drunk and giddy after a massive city success and came up with what seemed like a funny idea at the time, especially since the guy doing it is someone I still talk to on steam and consider as a friend; I don't really enjoy seeing you trying to smear me and my clan over stupid ancient shit and then chatting with me on steam about playing games or sending me sci-fi clips and comparing them to strat. It was bad enough when you made a huge thing about it the first time, if you were really that offended though then why are you friends with me? If you don't really care about it then drop it. Make up your mind. I can handle criticism and all but it gets old when you keep mentioning it over and over. Everyone does dumb shit now and then, calling them out on it when it happens is fine but if you are going to call out me or the FCC on dumb shit, try to find current or even somewhat recent examples instead of shit from strat 2.
Bale and kesh constantly bring up my past from that same strat thought I would return the favor. They like to mention how many clans I've been in.So if two guys went up and stabbed you down in the street, is the first thing you'd do to react going out there with a knife and stabbing some random guy instead of the two people who you saw clearly?
So if two guys went up and stabbed you down in the street, is the first thing you'd do to react going out there with a knife and stabbing some random guy instead of the two people who you saw clearly?All three are in the same clan I say fair game.
All three are in the same clan I say fair game.Wait, so if Kesh and Bale stabbed you down in real life you'd kill Matey because they share c-prg clan? :shock: