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Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« on: February 15, 2013, 10:30:37 am »
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5K   20K 30K 50K Crpg gold to anyone who attacks smoothrich before he returns back to hero party lands.  Also, the first person to attack him will find he has tens of thousands of gold of leftover gear from his last battle as an additional award.  (added 5K more gold on my side)

SMOOTHRICH - look for him to attack him on EU side

Most recently spotted location:

Near Bhulaban in southeast tundra

Additional money added to bounty by another benefactor from eu that dislikes smoothrich.  50K crpg gold to person who attacks him
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 12:53:14 am by Kalam »
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 10:32:23 am »
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5K Crpg gold

Breaking the goddamn bank Kesh, jeezus.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 10:34:02 am »
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5K Crpg gold to anyone who attacks smoothrich on the eu side before he returns back to hero party lands.  Also, the first person to attack him will find he has tens of thousands of gold of leftover gear from his last battle as an additional award. 

SMOOTHRICH - look for him to attack him on EU side






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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2013, 10:34:26 am »
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I'll throw an additional 15k gold, raising it to 20k per smoothrich kill. THE CURSE OF THE DESERT HANGS OVER THEE, SMOOTHRICH. A MONETARY SWORD OF DAMOCLES. GET HEXED.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2013, 10:38:41 am »
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I'll throw an additional 15k gold, raising it to 20k per smoothrich kill. THE CURSE OF THE DESERT HANGS OVER THEE, SMOOTHRICH. A MONETARY SWORD OF DAMOCLES. GET HEXED.

Nice!!  Yeah we expect to be paying out a dozen or more people as he is attacked continually on eu side so I had o be a little conservative, but thank you witchcraft - 20K crpg gold for smoothrich kills.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2013, 11:27:18 am »
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2013, 11:42:51 am »
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lol 20k CRPG gold cheap.  :rolleyes:
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2013, 12:03:58 pm »
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I saw him on the map,1 troop and 300 crates,unarmed.  :?

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2013, 12:15:42 pm »
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OH MY FUCKING GOD DID YOU SAY 20K CRPG GOLD? SHIT SON, IM ALL OVER IT. ILL GET THAT PRIZE AND THEN I CAN RETIRE, I NEVER HAVE TO PLOW THE CABBAGE FIELDS AGAIN, FUCK, ILL BE RICH AS THOSE LORDS WITH ALL THE PEASANT BITCHES. PEASANT BITCHES LOVE RICH LORDS.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2013, 01:58:13 pm »
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I will attack Smoothrich, who is in my faction, for 100k
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2013, 06:00:29 pm »
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Welfare pays more  :mrgreen:
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2013, 06:08:02 pm »
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Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2013, 06:20:52 pm »
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I will attack Smoothrich, who is in my faction, for 100k

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2013, 06:34:45 pm »
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Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.

Lolz, if anyone wants to make a lot of money have ten of their clan members all say they are "protecting" smoothrich and get paid 100K crpg gold each, because of course its so easy to prove you are protecting someone.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2013, 06:47:38 pm »
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As far as I'm concerned, everyone in EU should immediately cannibalize ANYONE from NA who appears there after dying. That way, EU will be like hell for us NA players. We die, go there, and have to work really, really hard to fight our way back out.

So, EU, do your part. Don't be concerned with prizes. Feast upon the flesh of the newly-reborn.