The army you sent my way is naked like you :mrgreen:All day-erday
Its good thing goretooth doesnt get tattoos of his clans, he wouldve already removed 4 or 5 by nowThree but that doesn't stop me from fighting.
Wai tank youdrunken strat diplomacy never turns out well. Trust me on that :lol:
:rolleyes:
I had "Remnant Member" tattooed on my dick.
I had "Remnant Member" tattooed on my dick.
haha, I think that is deserving of a picture for the forums dynamike!
Come to Remnant ts for dick pics of the week.
As sad as it may sound, this is actually something we discussed we should have the other night :shock:
It started off funny, awesome, and manly but now it's starting to go in a strange and uncomfortable direction that may lose us whatever new sponsors we got lol
then he rubbed it off
for fuck sake ; please do not open war each other again.
Just check this out : When EU gonna open a war to make some drama there is only 1 thread about it which contains 20 pages of drama but when you gonna make your shitty green vs red thingy we see threads like " yo hospitallers " "Zaaa anan hospitallar" " anan hospıtallar zaaa" "zaa xD chaos anan".
Split NA/EU forum, cRPG , Strategus .
We finished fighting against enemies long time ago ; noone can stand against us it's all the same for 3 strategus.
I was going to say something about this but then I realized why you guys only have one major EU drama/war thread. You guys are so good at inserting yourselves into NA diplomacy discussions that the subject of discussion then usually switches over to NA players complaining about EU diplomacy. It seriously happens almost every time.Happy Birthday KARMA WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Happy Birthday KARMA WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We finished fighting against enemies long time ago ; noone can stand against us it's all the same for 3 strategus.
maybe if you didnt ally with 60% of all EU players and then intimidate 20% of the others into being your bitches (lookin at you wolves) then youd still have people to fight in EU.
Not such a big fan of ink.
i am gay
for fuck sake ; please do not open war each other again.
Just check this out : When EU gonna open a war to make some drama there is only 1 thread about it which contains 20 pages of drama but when you gonna make your shitty green vs red thingy we see threads like " yo hospitallers " "Zaaa anan hospitallar" " anan hospıtallar zaaa" "zaa xD chaos anan".
Split NA/EU forum, cRPG , Strategus .
I'm just there for xp nothing more and don't tell me that sentence again about not taking me your battles cos my hands are shaking right now
I was not serious ; I haven't got rejected from any battles that i apply its shame on you that i get the first position nearly every NA battles even your leader know that if there is not any russian archers like nebun =)
TL ; DR i am so good NA is so bad
I was not serious ; I haven't got rejected from any battles that i apply its shame on you that i get the first position nearly every NA battles even your leader know that if there is not any russian archers like nebun =)visitors can't see pics , please register or login
TL ; DR i am so good NA is so bad
I was not serious ; I haven't got rejected from any battles that i apply its shame on you that i get the first position nearly every NA battles even your leader know that if there is not any russian archers like nebun =)
TL ; DR i am so good NA is so bad
The weird thing is you havent even done well in the battles.yea that was my point actually even with that i was at top =)
I'm assuming it has to do with the night time setting?
Looks like it'll be a bunch of EU playing on NA
No, they just did a line from jierbe to ruvar n clicked attack. Pretty much what they did a couple of days with fearichan(or however its spelled)
Nightime is pointless in most cases because fighting at 4 am is no different than 9am
Yeah night time kind of sucks, but it's better than nothing. The difference between 2am and 3pm is pretty much the same for anyone who works a full time day job.
nuff bout the hater and moar about me
i 4got the z at the end of haterzToo sexy.
sorry yall
btw i doo agree we as a community needa lax up a bit =>
Agreed, blame Chaos, those hateful bastards :o
"Shitposter"
Fucking spookfans
Why are we so hateful?Spooks island
I was not serious ; I haven't got rejected from any battles that i apply its shame on you that i get the first position nearly every NA battles even your leader know that if there is not any russian archers like nebun =)
TL ; DR i am so good NA is so bad
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Def good battle.
Except for the plate crutching, tank riding cav on hosp team, jesus. Luckily I was there, upon my trusty sumpter, longsword in hand, to keep ur cav in check!
So tkov only has those 2 castles left up north hmm? NA has fallen.
NA fell along time ago...
NA fell along time ago...The Templars HRE and fallen crontol NA now.
We tried to help you... We really did.
Help us against what? It was YOU we should have been fighting, not the "huge threat" that is the UIF.
Down with Hospi, And down with the rest of the lot as well. (Fallen, CA, HRE, Crusaders)
We tried to help you... We really did.You did help us, I think you also help some others a little too much.
Clearly u havent seen our castlesClearly you need to open your eyes and look at the strat map :mrgreen:
Clearly you need to open your eyes and look at the strat map :mrgreen:
Toute ? Non ! Car deux château peuplé d'irréductiblesGauloisVelucien résiste encore et toujours à l'envahisseur!
All? No ! Two castles populated by indomitableGaulsVelucan still resist now and forever against the invaders!
This one will probably only be understood by Occitan or Astérix lovers ;)
Sexy TKoV tattoo though :Dlol. to become a CotgS-Member you gotta tattoo a green sun on the tip of your dingdong. That little bird on his arm just shows what a pussy your leader is. :D
lol. to become a CotgS-Member you gotta tattoo a green sun on the tip of your dingdong. That little bird on his arm just shows what a pussy your leader is. :D
I am neither and enjoyed the first line.
J'adore les canadienne francaise
CotgS? Never heard of it.Mh. I think you did. I was the guy who burned the american flag. ;)
Mh. I think you did. I was the guy who burned the american flag. ;)Con-fucking-grats.
Mh. I think you did. I was the guy who burned the american flag. ;)
You did help us, I think you also help some others a little too much.
CotgS? Never heard of it.Excuse me sir, I never did well in french class, but my whole heritage stems from the true blood of les quebecois.
Pardon my french. Unless you like men in that case it would be Canadien francais... :D
Good war Tkov :mrgreen:
Hope to see you guys in the next Strategus! Maybe we can have another NA war :rolleyes:(click to show/hide)
Why haven't they attacked it yet, they raided our castle so they could have troops to fight TKoV, yet I see no fighting.
guess templars havent given them their allowance yet?come out of the castle and i'l fight you. :lol:
come out of the castle and i'l fight you. :lol:
Canadien Français*, but don't go around calling them that, Occitan hates it apparently.
C parcequ'on est comme les Gaulois et on resiste tant bien que mal a l'assimilation. Vive le Québec libre caliss! :P
This is because we are like the Gauls trying to resist assimilation. Lonc live the free Québec god damnit! :P
guess templars havent given them their allowance yet?
no, templars dupe gold and items or at least did en masse a while ago and give you the hacked shit for free, stop lying, templars and you as their accomplices are literally the worst exploiters in the history of strat, and the nonstop swarm of lordly plate and champion heavy cav are a testament to the lack of integrity and sportsmanship in every one of your clan's membersGo sell some more looms for real cash and get your buddies unbanned when they got caught.
no, templars dupe gold and items or at least did en masse a while ago and give you the hacked shit for free, stop lying, templars and you as their accomplices are literally the worst exploiters in the history of strat, and the nonstop swarm of lordly plate and champion heavy cav are a testament to the lack of integrity and sportsmanship in every one of your clan's members
Never heard that one before...we've (Hospitallers) been doing trade runs to and from their territory early on in strat, and then to drz, and then to TKOV lands. We made millions doing this. When we've been in need, Templars have been there. When Templars have been in need, we've been there. Been there = money, equipment, troops, and signing up for battles.
I'm looking forward to this strat version being wiped due to all the problems early on with sieges being bugged (attackers spawning inside City walls), issues with losing equipment you had equipped after winning battles/sieges, and with apparent "sploiting". I didn't realize sploits were going on in this version of strategus, but if that's the case, then it's even more justification to wipe. If Templars were duping items, why didn't the devs punish them?
Lol this thread is funny. How can you not add up that we have been busting our asses since the beginning of strat while the rest of you sat on your asses. We were in a war right off the bat, won that war, then all of a sudden the "green machine!" oh no! Except you all had forgotten that inactive members no longer help in strat, so out equipped again.
probably a secret of the leaders, but its true, its a massive case of exploiting the worst i've ever seen in strat, not surprised they wouldn't tell their underlingshttp://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/hospitaller-hacking-in-day-z/msg538604/#msg538604
and goretooth, the sad thing is what you're saying is a flat out lie, and what I'm saying is the truth. sorry
http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/hospitaller-hacking-in-day-z/msg538604/#msg538604
right.
Lol this thread is funny. How can you not add up that we have been busting our asses since the beginning of strat while the rest of you sat on your lazy butts in your few villages. It took the rest of NA forever to even get a castle. We were in a war right off the bat, won that one, then all of a sudden the "green machine!" oh no! Except you all had forgotten that inactive members no longer help in strat, so out equipped again. Now this? what else would you expect? We were even trying to help you guys rebuild and stand against the overpowered EU? But I guess it must be more fun to troll Hospitallers... Its fine by me, we are used to this by now.
Duping and exploiting aside, most clans don't stoop low enough to zerg recruit anyone with a cd key and pulse, otherwise they would probably WIPE YOU ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP!
So? That has nothing to do with me. Meow himself unbanned BADPLAYER and some other people, including people with good reputations like Kreczor, because Eyebeat mass reported everyone on the Something Awful forums, and after they did an investigation they found no loom transactions and unbanned everybody. BADPLAYER sold his looms at a later date and then got his account banned, from what I know, and posted that image to troll Eyebeat.Should i quote meow about those unbans and what he thinks of your involvement with the looms being sold? and you call me a liar? the bs coming out of you is amazing.
I don't see what that has to do with Strategus, or the fact that every clan in cRPG now is suffering from the effects of an overwhelming amount of item and gold duplication by Templars and their allies, ruining the enjoyment of the game by spamming endless troops and lordly plate. It isn't fun and it's borderline cruel to do to the community, because of the effort some organizations have to put into Strat to compete fairly, while you guys face roll everyone with exploits. Shame on you and the Hospitallers.
How would you wipe us when you lose every battle? There is a merc limit. So.... I dont know where you are going with this.
Also the recruits come to us.
Has everyone forgotten that it has taken us 3 tries at strat to be successful? Why all the hate? I really don't get it. But we have grown to accept it.
And yes blackzilla you guys fought well in the first war and did impress me, But we were never going to lose that war because you guys declared it before you were even ready for it.
Should i quote meow about those unbans and what he thinks of your involvement with the looms being sold? and you call me a liar? the bs coming out of you is amazing.
How would you wipe us when you lose every battle? There is a merc limit. So.... I dont know where you are going with this.
Also the recruits come to us.
Has everyone forgotten that it has taken us 3 tries at strat to be successful? Why all the hate? I really don't get it. But we have grown to accept it.
And yes blackzilla you guys fought well in the first war and did impress me, But we were never going to lose that war because you guys declared it before you were even ready for it.
Lol this thread is funny. How can you not add up that we have been busting our asses since the beginning of strat while the rest of you sat on your lazy butts in your few villages.
It took the rest of NA forever to even get a castle. We were in a war right off the bat, won that one, then all of a sudden the "green machine!" oh no! Except you all had forgotten that inactive members no longer help in strat, so out equipped again. Now this? what else would you expect? We were even trying to help you guys rebuild and stand against the overpowered EU? But I guess it must be more fun to troll Hospitallers... Its fine by me, we are used to this by now.
How would you wipe us when you lose every battle? There is a merc limit. So.... I dont know where you are going with this.
Also the recruits come to us.
Has everyone forgotten that it has taken us 3 tries at strat to be successful? Why all the hate? I really don't get it. But we have grown to accept it.
Rumor is hosps had on hand about 15k troops, 2.5 mill gold, and a handfull of plated armies ready to go (not counting what was in their fiefs/castles) prior to going to war with chaos, FIDLGB, and TVOK. Sounds like a fair fight.
Rumor is hosps had on hand about 15k troops, 2.5 mill gold, and a handfull of plated armies ready to go (not counting what was in their fiefs/castles) prior to going to war with chaos, FIDLGB, and TVOK. Sounds like a fair fight.
TVOK FTW. But really, this thread started out so awesome, now its just devolving into another drama thread :cry:
fcc sent waves are armies at it before RQing crpg for star wars
This thread was so awesome then some EU come in here and talk shit about strat which bring up the rest of NA drama. I dont even understand why the EU care to post in our threads when they seem to have such snobby attitude towards the way we play strat. In all honesty I think the drama makes strat more fun till it gets way to serous :/
http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/
Stick to those and stop the rulebreaking talk, I'll start cleaning up the thread now. (Actually tomorrow, too tired.)
Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- complete sentences, proper grammar - as above, put some effort in it.
- stay on topic
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)
- same for youtube videos - unless you've done one yourself, it's most likely inappropiate.
- refrain from using "modern talk" - comparing a battle with the invasion of the iraq doesn't really help setting the mood
- think of it as people with messages that are getting sent to all of the lords.
- keep it in the timespan - so no talk about last strategus rounds, if possible
Look like our king broked most of those rules just by starting this thread :mrgreen: I guess you'll have to delete it :oops:
Most of you are complaining because we're been more successful at this game than you. Its called "strategus." Perhaps you should consider rethinking your strategies and maybe you'll do as well as we do at it. At least smooth had the gall to accuse us of cheating rather than being like the majority of you and saying "Hospitallers are OP, we better nerf them." I mean seriously people, this is basic stuff. You've got no real reason to bitch about us. I suppose though that everyone does need a punching bag. I just really hope that the majority of you are wise enough to recognize that instead of creating all these conspiracy theories to justify your own losses. We've done better than you at the game. As soon as you accept that flaw, the sooner you'll have a chance of fixing it.
Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be a dick or talk down to anyone here. I'm just trying to share my observations. Aristotle once said, "The mark of intellect is being able to entertain a thought without necessarily accepting it" or something like that.
Most of you are complaining because we're been more successful at this game than you. Its called "strategus." Perhaps you should consider rethinking your strategies and maybe you'll do as well as we do at it.
At least smooth had the gall to accuse us of cheating rather than being like the majority of you and saying "Hospitallers are OP, we better nerf them."
I mean seriously people, this is basic stuff. You've got no real reason to bitch about us.
I suppose though that everyone does need a punching bag. I just really hope that the majority of you are wise enough to recognize that instead of creating all these conspiracy theories to justify your own losses. We've done better than you at the game. As soon as you accept that flaw, the sooner you'll have a chance of fixing it.
Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be a dick or talk down to anyone here. I'm just trying to share my observations. Aristotle once said, "The mark of intellect is being able to entertain a thought without necessarily accepting it" or something like that.
How many points in powerdraw do i need to use my xbow?
Looks like LLJK wins another round of Strategus!
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"The only winning move... is not to play."
-Deep Blue
Canary you should tone down the amount of words you are posting, I dont think Devestater or Farrix can handle that much reading. :twisted:
I can't read it either. To many words. Fuk. Are you sure you're not a Jester clone? Like really? I swear, he's GOT to be a jester clone.NO! I'm too nice of a person on TS and in-game to be Jesterer. I posted that because Devestater and Farrix either respond to only one little thing someone post, or some random crap.
In refrence to Canary. You don't post long things :lol: :lol:I know, I cannot make forum post like him! :lol: I do love to read them.
Looks like LLJK wins another round of Strategus!
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"The only winning move... is not to play."
-Deep Blue
No. Most people are complaining about your conceit in that supposed success; about how anytime one of your flaws gets pointed out you're quick to back it up with rhetoric based on your large membership and how you own more territory because of it. Well, duh.
Not sure anybody's actually calling for nerfs. People just get upset when the goal of certain clans is not to have a fun time playing the game, and in the process ruin it for the rest of us.
So Chaos lost all its territory because we didn't want to kowtow to the "carebear alliance"(ironically a term you used against us when we had the Green Machine going) that entailed 100% of the NA territories never fighting each other ever again. I'm not sorry that we prefer fighting on NA ping to being allied with everyone here. I'm not sorry that we lost our fiefs, because we actually got the opportunity to fight in the process, which was worth more than any losses it resulted in.
edit: Forgot to mention, I'm also extremely not sorry that we signed 10 players up to defend a neutral fief which was enough to get you to start a war that has, so far, lost you more resources than the entire defense of said fief had done.
Yes, we do. Your membership has been nothing but wretched and angry about having any opposition to whatever cause you try to force onto people. You've been vitriolic and mean-spirited to the point where you've dismissed or misunderstood everything we've said or done.
You've recruited more people than we have and made more allies. If you want me to agree that having the majority of players allied against a minority that's already been set back by various circumstances is the definition of success, well, okay, you won. Don't act like you earned it on equal terms, though. Throughout all the wars we've fought, you really did not outplay us.
Aristotle also said "Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them."
So get off your high horse.
E:I'd just like to point out the bolded, Devastater singlehandedly declared a full on war on your "allies". [/spoiler]
I tried winning by building a twinkie fortress.what's in your sig? is like Russian army band in the desert or something?
Thank you for a thought out and well written reply.
First off: The conceit you speak of does not come in the form of threads touting ourselves. It comes in the form of responses that our members post in reply to multiple threads that consistently talk shit about our clan. Much of the community constantly talks shit about us, how can you seriously expect us not to throw our victories back in your faces?
Secondly: You say that we have a goal to not have fun. Comon man, that's ridiculous. I don't believe that we should be ashamed either that one of our goals is to win the game. Everyone wants to be winners. We shouldn't be lambasted for pursuing victory. "Calling for nerfs"- that was an appropriate metaphor. also, please, don't say something like "certain clans." Just say hospitallers, everyone knows who you're talking about. Don't skirt around your accusations, just lay them out for everyone to see plainly.
Fourth: Mean spirited huh? I found this part of your post a bit humorous from the irony/hypocrisy from it. You claim that we are possessing of these features to the point that we misunderstand or dismiss whatever it is you are saying/doing. In the process of making this claim you simultaneously commit the same transgressions by ignoring the general point of my post which I'll describe more simply for you here:
Fifth: We've won, you've lost. Equal terms = a tie. All I was trying to do was offer our opposition some advice. Maybe your strategies could be improved and you may have more success accordingly.
The thing I really like about the hospitallers and our leaders is that opinions of all of our members are listened to and fully considered. Everything does not come down to the authority of a single member. We all have a voice and we all have the ability to improve the strength of that voice within the clan. Our whole clan frequently speaks about the events in strategus. Maybe spreading your authority to a larger base could have prevented your clan from splitting (I do not know the details of your internal affairs).
Another thing, about sounding pissy or mean spirited: I don't like being on the defense and it seems on this forum that our clan is constantly being attacked. To a neutral observer, if I have sounded dickish, that is the best justification I can surmise.
what's in your sig? is like Russian army band in the desert or something?
We for one will not be bullied into fighting the EU, and will rally against the Green Machine.
Get out our awesome thread your dirty squatters, we want no parts in those well spoken rhetoric! This thread is about the glorious come hitter picture of the tattooed arm of our leader telling hospitaller we're ready for them! The only acceptable posts permitted in this thread are the worship of the picture!
So why don't u lock the thread then?
Get out our awesome thread your dirty squatters, we want no parts in those well spoken rhetoric! This thread is about the glorious come hitter picture of the tattooed arm of our leader telling hospitaller we're ready for them! The only acceptable posts permitted in this thread are the worship of the picture!
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Who ever did this is an artist and I demand an original print! I SHALL PAY ANY PRICE!
Who ever did this is an artist and I demand an original print! I SHALL PAY ANY PRICE!I believe he autographed it under the hospitaller dude. It was
Farrix nothing against you in game or in teamspeak, but you should stop posting when it comes to Hospitallers on the forums. Even though your views only represent yourself, it's fodder and a rallying point for our enemies to use against our whole faction. And not that I disagree with a lot of what you're saying, but a lot of times it comes across as arrogant, pompous, and antagonistic.
You know, I grew up in a town that emphasized speaking the truth no matter the cost. To not hide from your own opinions for the sake of personal popularity. I don't give a damn what you all think of my posts and I sure as hell don't give a damn about my reputation within this community. I'm here to play a game. I'm in this forum to win that game. The only reason for that is because strategus requires communication. If ya'll don't want to accept the cold, hard truths that I post, then maybe you should go ahead and stick your heads up your asses. Trust me, it'll be a lot warmer up there for ya.
Fuckin cowards.
That one wasn't as good.
Still, I would think that the generally intelligently written posts of Farrix would be the preferred PR for the Hospitaller.
If ya'll don't want to accept the cold, hard truths that I post, then maybe you should go ahead and stick your heads up your asses. Trust me, it'll be a lot warmer up there for ya.
Truth. Inside the human anus is 98.6°F on average.
Personally, I like a nice cool 60°F.
thats why he spends so much time at the morgue. they keep them chilly for uumdi
Truth. Inside the human anus is 98.6°F on average.
Personally, I like a nice cool 60°F.
Thank you smooth.
You know, I grew up in a town that emphasized speaking the truth no matter the cost. To not hide from your own opinions for the sake of personal popularity. I don't give a damn what you all think of my posts and I sure as hell don't give a damn about my reputation within this community. I'm here to play a game. I'm in this forum to win that game. The only reason for that is because strategus requires communication. If ya'll don't want to accept the cold, hard truths that I post, then maybe you should go ahead and stick your heads up your asses. Trust me, it'll be a lot warmer up there for ya.
Fuckin cowards.
Farrix Out.
I thought farrix left hosp?
And back to standard quality!Im the reason hosps look so sexy :)
Farrix, stop making the hospitaller look good.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battleroster&id=4255
FUK YEA LOOK AT MY SCORE.(just press the K/D button Until it sorts by highest kills)
Nice ink work Robert!WHY DIDN'T THIS GLORIOUS PUN HAVE ME UPVOTES?! 2?!
If you get that sleeve finished, you'll be well on your way to a coat of arms.