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Title: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 23, 2012, 02:53:10 pm
This question is too big for the clan searching thread and rather off topic too, so here it is in General Discussion.

What do you like about your clan? Why is it more special then other clans to you? Does it have a theme? Why should a veteran join it? Should new players consider joining your clan? Does your clan also play other warband mods or other games? Why should anyone even join a clan, much less yours?

Give me the best pitch you can for your clan.

Alternatively, give me your best pitch on why someone should not join a clan
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Byrdi on March 23, 2012, 02:54:49 pm
My clan has knight in it, unlike 66% of the other clans :D
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Post by: MrShine on March 23, 2012, 03:19:21 pm
For the fart jokes.
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Post by: djavo on March 23, 2012, 03:21:18 pm
Join bandits, we are gay friendly community.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Tanreall on March 23, 2012, 03:33:26 pm
Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts


That pretty much sums up lljk.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 23, 2012, 03:34:00 pm
The leader of Bandits is gnjus.

No further argument needed.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 23, 2012, 03:37:03 pm
Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts


That pretty much sums up lljk.

SOLD.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on March 23, 2012, 03:38:53 pm
Why is Bjord stalking this thread?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 23, 2012, 03:51:28 pm
Fun, assistance with learning the game is available, friendly members, sexy northern accents a plenty.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 23, 2012, 04:05:37 pm
Alternatively, give me your best pitch on why someone should not join a clan

Strat sucks.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: RandomDude on March 23, 2012, 04:39:37 pm
Antarian Empire

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,15913.0.html

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Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Kreczor on March 23, 2012, 04:44:15 pm
Im in the clan... cmon... what more do you need?
Sold.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Leshma on March 23, 2012, 05:04:33 pm
Why should anyone even join a clan, much less yours?

Every dedicated cRPG player should be part of some clan.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: dynamike on March 23, 2012, 05:05:12 pm
CHAOS, because we do have longest clan thread  :D
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Post by: Mannhammer on March 23, 2012, 05:10:09 pm
Fallen Brigade because we have Tears of Destiny...
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: rubicon_crossed on March 23, 2012, 05:13:00 pm
Top 10 reasons to join the FCC

10. You get to wear bright, bright yellow to helpfully announce yourself to enemy lances, arrows and bolts.

9. Best NA cav clan (i.e. dickless and gay).

8. Ability to unleash Kesh onto the forums and watch your enemies' heads explode in mindless, mouth frothing rage.

7. Friendly and accessible to new players like Huey Noobten.

6. BIRD clan.

5. Might not all be that skillfull but are definitely a bunch of good guys on TS.

4. 3. 2. and 1. Cyranule's mustache.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Thomek on March 23, 2012, 05:23:55 pm
Because Ninja was the first real clan. The oldest clan still around.

Because we have rules gimping you for that extra challenge. Forcing you to be a better player and think different.

Because there is enough long ass weapons and heavy armor STR builds around.

Because we don't need more cavalry.

Because we were born to kill Archers.

Because we are the most admin heavy clan around *compared to members  :)

Because of me and Khorin?

Need more reasons?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Boerenlater on March 23, 2012, 05:24:58 pm
Semenstorm because we like to delayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Fartface on March 23, 2012, 06:10:40 pm
Merciless.
1. Because you can hear me rage about evrything.
2. Endless discussion with me and some member.
3. Sivlan as the epic polish guy.
4. Most dutch players of every other clan! WEEED!
5 . More rage by me.
6 . Drunk gameplay every saturday!
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: gazda on March 23, 2012, 06:14:00 pm
Join bandits, we are gay friendly community.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Loar Avel on March 23, 2012, 06:45:52 pm
Because they're all frenchy ass.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Teeth on March 23, 2012, 06:50:19 pm
We have the most banner leechers on EU 1.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Kafein on March 23, 2012, 06:50:37 pm
Factionless with a rare banner so my multi isn't ruined by retards that use the same as me.


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Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Cicero on March 23, 2012, 07:02:09 pm
ALLAHU EKBER
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on March 23, 2012, 07:03:30 pm
Hospitaller:

We have shit tons of players on... all the time. It even feels like hosbergler prime time at 11am on a tuesday. And during actual prime times we often make up 50% or more of the team. Its alot more fun if you have alot of clan mates on playing together, the more the merrier. I had looked into other clans before hosp and it was boring being the only one of them on unless it was 8-11pm, but that doesn't happen with hosp.

I dont always go in TS, but when i do, its usually pretty funny. Supers drunk rantings, Thugs raging over getting killed fair and square, Peppos music and hard to believe stories.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: dynamike on March 23, 2012, 07:06:34 pm
Hospitaller:

We have shit tons of players on... all the time. It even feels like hosbergler prime time at 11am on a tuesday. And during actual prime times we often make up 50% or more of the team. Its alot more fun if you have alot of clan mates on playing together, the more the merrier. I had looked into other clans before hosp and it was boring being the only one of them on unless it was 8-11pm, but that doesn't happen with hosp.

I dont always go in TS, but when i do, its usually pretty funny. Supers drunk rantings, Thugs raging over getting killed fair and square, Peppos music and hard to believe stories.

Yeah, but... you also have... Lemmy_Winks  :?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: isatis on March 23, 2012, 07:13:25 pm
Cochon

because we got the hottest stylest coolest banner of all time!

(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Lordark on March 23, 2012, 07:35:42 pm
We got DJ ! We got Spirit! We have Lord Buzz Killington (Valdian)
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Bulzur on March 23, 2012, 08:00:34 pm
Guards :
We have no HA (at least in EU).
Our melee players never use those filthy easy-going mauls (We do miss Bane).
All if not most of our achers will turn around and face you in melee (and then die, except Tenne).
We are international.
We have Asca.


We only charge a mere 3 000 000 gold fee when entering, to pay for Bjarky's Camels.
We ask all clan archers to wear a straw hat, if not the perfect "Clone Tenne" outfit.
You know we have to rise up to protect everyone from Bandits.
Yellow rules.
So join NAOW !
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: bravesquirrel on March 23, 2012, 08:04:26 pm
This (http://soundcloud.com/excavation_pls/420-kings-of-kd-crpg-rap) pretty much sums up why we're the best.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: [ptx] on March 23, 2012, 08:07:04 pm
A professional, well-recommended appraiser rated it worth 100k gold at the very least. Should i put the stones on offer now?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 23, 2012, 08:07:29 pm
DL
Cause we old and we have the ORIGINAL NA HORSE CROSSBOW. Not those Ss posers who copied ME!

Also, i'm rich and i hate spending money.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 23, 2012, 08:16:57 pm
Cavalieres becau-- NERF CAVVVV!



Also, and this is quite the clan secret you know--we fuck horses. I know guys, its so surprising! I doubt a single person here had even the slightest inkling. Who would have guessed that the suave, chocolaty Cavalieres enjoyed making oh so sweet love to their fine steeds?





Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Duncdar on March 23, 2012, 08:39:05 pm
For the fart jokes.
And Luk's rantings.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 23, 2012, 08:44:18 pm
Angry drunks and mic spammers.  We have it all
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Dezilagel on March 23, 2012, 08:47:35 pm
Oh, you be hatin'...?

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Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: kinngrimm on March 23, 2012, 09:00:54 pm
so your new job at Fallen is to polish your marketing & public relations and you make the community help you ? :) smart


Wolves
1. channel your rage through killing and howling
2. if you fail to channel just kill stuff
3. kill stuff by any means, if you survive you were right
4. you can wear pelty and hairy gear, but basicly there aren't any gear restrictions
5. howl some more, to remind the folks with whom they are dealing
6. don't complain that i was there and you were dead meat afterwards, if you can't take a wolf then better leave him be.
7. I need to grind my teeth into something ... and you were in my way!
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Vote on March 23, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
Golden Horde:

1. Roleplay as big historical empire
2. Roleplay as nations like
Italians: mercenary genoese arbalester
Tatars: light lancer, archer, 2h sabre fighter
Mongols: horse archer and heavy lance cavalry
Russians: medium-heavy 1h cavalry (vytiaz) and berdiche or shield infantry
Caucausians: skrimisher
Finno-urgic: 2h ("scottish")/axe hero
Chinese: mercenary chu-ko-nu and HB/LHB fighter
3. Roleplay as historical heros like founder of today Russia Alexander Nevski
4. Raiding adventures
5. But you have to be good to get accepted because the Khan is in Karakorum, its a long road and you dont want waste your time.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Miley on March 23, 2012, 09:34:09 pm
Give me the best pitch you can for your clan.

Alternatively, give me your best pitch on why someone should not join a clan

I don't think either choice is a better choice. I think it just depends on the player's preference. For example, I don't really like team play and being tied down to something. I've also had the same name since the start of cRPG, so I never really liked the idea of changing it. The only clan I was in was Beatrix's DVAS clan with Canary because it didn't require a clan tag. Then there was my clan, but I didn't change tags for it and definitely did not like being part of it either. Many people do enjoy team play and going on TeamSpeak and getting to know other people, which would be a reason for joining a clan. I think you should remain clanless if you like being more independent as I do.

Clan members' actions affect your reputation also, which could turn out badly. Then again, they could help you out. Joining clans that actually stick to a theme is pretty cool in my opinion. Joining a clan could also help new players out, and it could allow them to learn more and get better at the mod. There are positives and negatives for each side, and I don't think either is better than the other.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Tanken on March 23, 2012, 09:38:14 pm
Well, I'll tell you honestly why someone should consider joining KUTT.

1. We are one of the "Newer Kids" on the block, and we hold a decent reputation.
2. We haven't filled our roster with trolls or players that don't represent the clan well.
3. We are adults only, either 18+ or a High Maturity level is required (Youngest player is 17)
4. Teamwork is our Greatest Tactic, we are constantly looking for ways to further our teamwork tactics and develop new strategies.
5. We plan to be very aggressive in Strategus when the time comes that our armies are there.
6. We respect other clans and their decisions, and we have a strict "Block Down, Shut Up." policy for our new-recruits.
7. We have about 18 members, all of which are active and thoroughly enjoy playing cRPG.
8. Warband is the only game we play as a clan, so our attention isn't spread across multiple games.
9. KUTT itself has been around in various games for 6 years, but has recently full-fledged put its attention on cRPG.
10. We pride ourselves on our Pikemen skills, and build our tactics to involve the use of Pikes.
11. We share Loomed items amongst our clanmates, our Loom-Library has about 28 MW Items constantly being exchanged for everyone to try out.
12. In public matches, we lend help to beginners, and try to mediate on problems that arise in-game while still respecting the bounds of the issue.
13. You will be hard-pressed to find any other group of guys out there that share a comradery like we do.
14. Once you are in KUTT, you are a brother, or sister, and we will always have your back.
15. Did I mention we're highly active, despite only have 15-18 active members?


I invite you to at least hang out with us in ventrilo sometime, don't let my words be the only thing that drives you to judge our clan, let you see for yourself how we separate ourselves from the pack.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Polobow on March 23, 2012, 09:53:34 pm
Mine is the best because


Shit.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: PikeDan on March 23, 2012, 10:02:42 pm
Hospitaller:

We have shit tons of players on... all the time. It even feels like hosbergler prime time at 11am on a tuesday. And during actual prime times we often make up 50% or more of the team. Its alot more fun if you have alot of clan mates on playing together, the more the merrier. I had looked into other clans before hosp and it was boring being the only one of them on unless it was 8-11pm, but that doesn't happen with hosp.

I dont always go in TS, but when i do, its usually pretty funny. Supers drunk rantings, Thugs raging over getting killed fair and square, Peppos music and hard to believe stories.

Don't forget pub night, the practices that are meant to happen, but never do and Strat battles that seem to always either go our way or go very very wrong.

Also, Hospburgler hut, now selling King Itchy's special cheesefries for $5 a pound.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: MR_FISTA on March 23, 2012, 10:13:58 pm

Cochon

because we got the hottest stylest coolest banner of all time!

 (click to show/hide)


How do I join Cochon?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Huey Newton on March 23, 2012, 10:23:24 pm
Well I took this almost a year ago, and I don't even know if this clan still exists, but here goes


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Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 23, 2012, 10:23:49 pm
Oh, you be hatin'...?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmw8UB4HCU#t=3m49s
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: isatis on March 23, 2012, 10:25:48 pm

Cochon

because we got the hottest stylest coolest banner of all time!

 (click to show/hide)


How do I join Cochon?

three ways :

1-Click on the earth near my profile, this is a secret link to our website
2-Get mindfucked because it's in FRENCH
3-Use google traduction
4-Get mindfucked because it sucks
5-Try to find our forum
6-Post a cool recruit wannabe topic
7-Enjoy
8-If your NA go to Occitan after a while...

or the easy way :

1-Download banner pack,
2-Apply ot KUTT
3-ENJOY 'cause they got same banner as us

or the lazy way

1-change your name to Cochon_Wannabe_MR_FISTA
2-Change your banner to our coooooool pig banner
3-Enjoy!

Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Kansuke on March 23, 2012, 10:29:07 pm
Nordmen,

'cause we have the best avatar on this forum and everyone envy us.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Thanatos on March 23, 2012, 10:37:20 pm
We are the next "IT" clan.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Tanken on March 23, 2012, 10:47:41 pm
easy way :

1-Download banner pack,
2-Apply ot KUTT
3-ENJOY 'cause they got same banner as us



Correction! We finally have our own banner in the banner pack :P
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 23, 2012, 10:57:11 pm
1. We're Peasants and we love Fisdnar. The End
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: LordRichrich on March 23, 2012, 11:09:01 pm
Edit: I typed a while long thing and my PC only out a dot, sorry to mess up the thread :(
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Malaclypse on March 23, 2012, 11:24:13 pm
I don't know, m8. When I first started playing cRPG again, after a pretty long history of Native, followed by a brief history of cRPG, followed by a long period of inactivity and then a return to Native and finally back to cRPG for the second time (after the new experience/gold gain system we currently have was implemented by like, a week), I knew that the Chosen Hands was the place for me, though I wound up in a few other clans before I found my way to them. A big part of the allure was my being a major Beeper fan boy, recognizing him from Native, and later finding out that he's a really cool dude solidified my interest in Stratian Citizenship.

Overall, I don't really want to sell anyone on it, though. What drives my love for it is a group of guys who I mostly enjoy talking with, as well as an extremely solid mass of duelists who can school me 49 out of 50 times.
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Post by: BADPLAYERold on March 23, 2012, 11:28:41 pm
when you ride with us you ride the x5
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Kreczor on March 24, 2012, 12:13:02 am
I just want someone to love me.

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Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on March 24, 2012, 01:10:00 am
We all support bacon.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: BaleOhay on March 24, 2012, 01:17:57 am
BS clan is clearly the best clan.
The coolest Banner
(click to show/hide)
Terrortops makes them flee!

Most original roster system in the game.. And best part you can remain part of your regular clan but be special and have a BS in your name.
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,27797.0.html

come check it out and challenge 1 of the 10 to steal their BS Claim and Title! Or lose and be added to their Been Slain Wall of Shame
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Post by: Apsod on March 24, 2012, 01:48:06 am
People who haven`t yet joined a clan, stay that way. I have stayed clan free for over a year and I am loving it!
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Post by: Arn De Gothia on March 24, 2012, 02:00:13 am
Most drama-free clan ever. Also we have namo.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Earthdforce on March 24, 2012, 02:01:22 am
Most drama-free clan ever. Also we have namo.
Last I checked, Namo was CoN, not DL ;)
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Arn De Gothia on March 24, 2012, 02:02:00 am
thbbbbt
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Zisa on March 24, 2012, 04:00:01 am
PUB clan. Actually we are a loose collection of randoms.

key benefits:
There's always pubbies on.
You don't have to have voice comms.
Everyone is welcome.
We expect you to try and kill us when you are on the other team, no bro love here!
Nobody faults you for the actions of other members.
Show up whenever the fuck you want.
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Post by: Rhalzo on March 24, 2012, 04:10:43 am
Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling... we're... awesome... I guess?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: rustyspoon on March 24, 2012, 04:40:59 am
Well, I'm in my clan. What more do you need?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 24, 2012, 05:12:00 am
The Kingdom of Veluca, The Knights of Veluca, Team Killers of Veluca, The Kinkiest of Veluca.

TKoV is the oldest clan in all of Warband that still exsists.  We've had many members over the years that have come and gone and we have had many a gay orgy in that time.  We are not only a Warband clan, but we are also a Gaming Community.  We play every game that you can possibly think of. We've been around the block, like our gay King Trebor (Reference profile picture for gayness) We do our best to train new members and we have some of the finest players in the game. 

We're The Kings of Vagina, and we suck.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on March 24, 2012, 05:16:18 am
TKoV is the oldest clan in all of Warband that still exsists.
You are the second clan to claim that, just saying.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 24, 2012, 05:18:14 am
SLMC was a beta clan, that later turned into TKoV after a coup which started the native clan GK.  PoM was probably the oldest clan, but it has recently died after 2-3 years.  If anyone wants to challenge this they can :)
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Earthdforce on March 24, 2012, 05:19:15 am
SLMC was a beta clan, that later turned into TKoV after a coup which started the native clan GK.  PoM was probably the oldest clan, but it has recently died after 2-3 years.  If anyone wants to challenge this they can :)
I challenge you to....tell me what SLMC stands for.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: dreadnok on March 24, 2012, 05:20:10 am
hahahah hey rusty spoons that banner about the guy stepping on bad things made me laugh my balls off
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 24, 2012, 05:22:18 am
I challenge you to....tell me what SLMC stands for.


Quiet strangely, SLMC stood for the Solamnic Knights, named after a book series that the former leader Gowe enjoyed reading. 
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Post by: RandomDude on March 24, 2012, 05:25:15 am

Quiet strangely, SLMC stood for the Solamnic Knights, named after a book series that the former leader Gowe enjoyed reading.

Dragonlance series i believe?
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Earthdforce on March 24, 2012, 05:25:51 am

Quiet strangely, SLMC stood for the Solamnic Knights, named after a book series that the former leader Gowe enjoyed reading. 
Speaking of book series people enjoy reading, I'm surprised there's no Starks/Lannisters/Targaryens
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 24, 2012, 05:26:27 am
Dragonlance series i believe?

I would believe so.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 24, 2012, 05:28:22 am
LET'S MAKE HUNGER GAMES CLANS
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Earthdforce on March 24, 2012, 05:30:37 am
LET'S MAKE HUNGER GAMES CLANS
I CALL DISTRICT 13!
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 24, 2012, 05:54:04 am
TKoV is not the oldest clan. The oldest clan is CuntHammer, we used to sit in a room playing Mount & Blade beta (not warband) because we were cool. Then when warband came out we played that instead. I remember Zendar, I remember the black Knights. I can't remember the name of that first castle you could attack though... but that was epic. CUNTHAMMER! The oldest and still the worst.
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Post by: HarunYahya on March 24, 2012, 05:57:07 am
BashiBazouks because if you participate enough jihads , you can fly like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRPW5bB3GCI#t=20s) guy.
Allah always rewards his followers.
Just found out , he flew again in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x17juX6PYVk&feature=endscreen&NR=1#t=1m10s) video.

The fuck is this , my second edit found his 3rd flying attempt....
here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG77bG3ZdUQ&feature=related#t=4m38s)
Truely gifted man .
and here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG77bG3ZdUQ&feature=related#t=7m25s)
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 24, 2012, 06:02:49 am
I like how calm and collected the woman in white is.
Title: Re: Sell me on your clan.
Post by: Fips on March 24, 2012, 11:12:46 am
If you like to keep the multi on siege rolling without any use of exploit or abuse, HRE is the way to go =P
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Post by: Lactose_the_intolerant on March 24, 2012, 11:29:45 am
I remember seeing that video but i cant recall why he was doing it! was he saying like he was "touched" by god?
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Post by: RandomDude on March 24, 2012, 11:35:06 am
Obviously my clan-sell wasnt good enough cos no bastard applied within the last 24 hrs.
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Post by: Lobster on March 24, 2012, 11:39:49 am
Byzantium, You be relentlessly trolled to you quit....
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Post by: Stabby_Dave on March 24, 2012, 12:36:15 pm
Ill join Random!
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Post by: rustyspoon on March 24, 2012, 12:40:53 pm
hahahah hey rusty spoons that banner about the guy stepping on bad things made me laugh my balls off

I also make people laugh their balls off. If you need to become a Eunuch quickly, ATS is for you.
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Post by: wanteds on March 24, 2012, 12:42:53 pm
If you like to keep the multi on siege rolling without any use of exploit or abuse, HRE is the way to go =P

But I usually defeat HRE on my own  :lol:
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Post by: BlackMilk on March 24, 2012, 12:43:55 pm
BashiBazouks because if you participate enough jihads , you can fly like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRPW5bB3GCI#t=20s) guy.
Allah always rewards his followers.
Just found out , he flew again in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x17juX6PYVk&feature=endscreen&NR=1#t=1m10s) video.

The fuck is this , my second edit found his 3rd flying attempt....
here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG77bG3ZdUQ&feature=related#t=4m38s)
Truely gifted man .
and here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG77bG3ZdUQ&feature=related#t=7m25s)
convinced me
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Post by: Rhombeus on March 24, 2012, 01:39:13 pm
We have more banner leechers than members.

We are a musical bunch and will quite ofter spontaneously break into song and play music on TS.

We have no leader.

We have the best outfits.

We have SpaceMArine fridays

We have ooVoo fridays

We have a druid

We spend far too much time playing and being on TS

We jump off things
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Post by: Lactose_the_intolerant on March 24, 2012, 01:50:58 pm
And chase wants to respec in a wizard
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Post by: isatis on March 24, 2012, 01:57:46 pm

Correction! We finally have our own banner in the banner pack :P

shit... this is why there is no more piggy!!
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Post by: Teeth on March 24, 2012, 01:59:13 pm
Forgot this important selling point:

We don't give a shit about strat.
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Post by: Fips on March 24, 2012, 02:04:31 pm
But I usually defeat HRE on my own  :lol:

Trololol.

So i just imagined those many 1hits that killed you?   :P
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Post by: HarunYahya on March 24, 2012, 02:20:23 pm
I remember seeing that video but i cant recall why he was doing it! was he saying like he was "touched" by god?
He's probably touched by his uncle or kindergarden teacher  :lol:
I've seen lots of fuck ups but this is above all .
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Post by: Lactose_the_intolerant on March 24, 2012, 02:44:11 pm
He's probably touched by his uncle or kindergarden teacher  :lol:
I've seen lots of fuck ups but this is above all .

yea he's special, but what is the official version? god speak through him or something?
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Post by: wanteds on March 24, 2012, 02:46:48 pm
Trololol.

So i just imagined those many 1hits that killed you?   :P

1 hit indeed... from 7 HRE guys at the same time. The only way to kill me  :mrgreen:

btw, HRE is cool :wink:
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Post by: Fips on March 24, 2012, 03:10:46 pm
1 hit indeed... from 7 HRE guys at the same time. The only way to kill me  :mrgreen:

btw, HRE is cool :wink:

We were only 5, nooooooooooooooooooooooooob. visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: Cicero on March 24, 2012, 03:13:13 pm
You can take orders from me.
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Post by: Overdriven on March 24, 2012, 04:49:52 pm
Because everybody loves to be part of the GK rape train.
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Post by: Niemand on March 24, 2012, 05:01:17 pm
It's easy for cowards to gang up and bully someone slightly different.
CotgS are the slightly different someones... ganging up to bully the cowards!

Also we are the only existing green faction.

Also we got the second-epicst banner. (The first place goes to the dark one of PxC, but they are gone.)


Edit: And we are the faction those HRG-Morons hate the most. :D
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Post by: Fartface on March 24, 2012, 05:13:23 pm
Im starting the tears of destiny fanclub.
I hate bjord,i aprove of dezilagel.
I dislike Homosexuals Requesting Erections.
(click to show/hide)
I generaly dont like alot of things because they make me rage, which gives you hilarious times.
Then somebody that doesn't like me raging rages about me raging and i rage about him raging about my rage hmmm.
WEED!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Fips on March 24, 2012, 05:16:10 pm
Edit: And we are the faction those HRG-Morons hate the most. :D

Wroooooong.
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on March 24, 2012, 07:42:29 pm
Ninjas.
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Post by: Fartface on March 24, 2012, 07:44:49 pm
Ninja.
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Post by: rufio on March 24, 2012, 08:05:58 pm
nordmen sux, we dont have nice players, they are all below 18, we suck at the game, we dont have teampractises, we dont have artists who make awesome avatars, we dont whooop the rest of crpg's ass, we dont have devs in our clan, our ts is empty 24/7, we dont have a very active forum, we dont make promotional movies, we dont ahve a lot of random followers, our recruitement is open to all but closed to good 18+players whom we dont make exceptions for.
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Post by: Fartface on March 24, 2012, 08:07:52 pm
nordmen sux, we dont have nice players, they are all below 18, we suck at the game, we dont have teampractises, we dont have artists who make awesome avatars, we dont whooop the rest of crpg's ass, we dont have devs in our clan, our ts is empty 24/7, we dont have a very active forum, we dont make promotional movies, we dont ahve a lot of random followers, our recruitement is open to all but closed to good 18+players whom we dont make exceptions for.
Excactly.
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Post by: rustyspoon on March 24, 2012, 09:54:49 pm
Forgot this important selling point:

We don't give a shit about strat.

Byzantium is not a fan of "advanced gameplay".
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Post by: Leshma on March 24, 2012, 10:02:06 pm
You can take orders from me.

I go to sleep whenever you tell me and I'm not part of your clan. You need another reason.
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Post by: JihadistMexican on March 24, 2012, 10:35:51 pm
TKoV is not the oldest clan. The oldest clan is CuntHammer, we used to sit in a room playing Mount & Blade beta (not warband) because we were cool. Then when warband came out we played that instead. I remember Zendar, I remember the black Knights. I can't remember the name of that first castle you could attack though... but that was epic. CUNTHAMMER! The oldest and still the worst.

CuntHammer! Join us because were the most unknown clan! Never even heard of Zendar or BK.
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Post by: Teeth on March 24, 2012, 10:39:53 pm
Byzantium is not a fan of "advanced gameplay".
You seriously see strategus as advanced gameplay? Lost all respect for you.
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Post by: Chasey on March 24, 2012, 10:40:16 pm
hate my clan
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Post by: Lobster on March 24, 2012, 10:46:12 pm
hate my clan

We hate you! When you going to leave and reform Risen ?
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Post by: rustyspoon on March 24, 2012, 10:52:26 pm
You seriously see strategus as advanced gameplay? Lost all respect for you.

lol it was in quotes, 'cause I was joking.
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Post by: Teeth on March 24, 2012, 10:55:29 pm
lol it was in quotes, 'cause I was joking.
Forgive me, I am a retard.
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Post by: Xant on March 24, 2012, 11:18:31 pm
Yes, but Bjord is an even bigger retard, fortunately.
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Post by: Teeth on March 24, 2012, 11:38:30 pm
Yes, but Bjord is an even bigger retard, fortunately.
That is strangely random.
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Post by: Cicero on March 25, 2012, 03:55:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGPNDX4icaU&feature=related
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Post by: Niemand on March 25, 2012, 02:27:30 pm
Wroooooong.
true. You morons just hate us too much to admit it.
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Post by: Fips on March 25, 2012, 02:35:21 pm
true. You morons just hate us too much to admit it.
We hate the backstabbers more. =)
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Post by: Chestaclese on March 25, 2012, 10:39:51 pm
Fuck you, that's why.