Sell me on your clan.

[Zisa]

PUB clan. Actually we are a loose collection of randoms.

key benefits:
There's always pubbies on.
You don't have to have voice comms.
Everyone is welcome.
We expect you to try and kill us when you are on the other team, no bro love here!
Nobody faults you for the actions of other members.
Show up whenever the fuck you want.

[Rhalzo]

Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling... we're... awesome... I guess?

[rustyspoon]

Well, I'm in my clan. What more do you need?

[JihadistMexican]

The Kingdom of Veluca, The Knights of Veluca, Team Killers of Veluca, The Kinkiest of Veluca.

TKoV is the oldest clan in all of Warband that still exsists.  We've had many members over the years that have come and gone and we have had many a gay orgy in that time.  We are not only a Warband clan, but we are also a Gaming Community.  We play every game that you can possibly think of. We've been around the block, like our gay King Trebor (Reference profile picture for gayness) We do our best to train new members and we have some of the finest players in the game. 

We're The Kings of Vagina, and we suck.

[Chris_P_Bacon]

TKoV is the oldest clan in all of Warband that still exsists.

You are the second clan to claim that, just saying.

[JihadistMexican]

SLMC was a beta clan, that later turned into TKoV after a coup which started the native clan GK.  PoM was probably the oldest clan, but it has recently died after 2-3 years.  If anyone wants to challenge this they can

[Earthdforce]

SLMC was a beta clan, that later turned into TKoV after a coup which started the native clan GK.  PoM was probably the oldest clan, but it has recently died after 2-3 years.  If anyone wants to challenge this they can

I challenge you to....tell me what SLMC stands for.

[dreadnok]

hahahah hey rusty spoons that banner about the guy stepping on bad things made me laugh my balls off

[JihadistMexican]

I challenge you to....tell me what SLMC stands for.

Quiet strangely, SLMC stood for the Solamnic Knights, named after a book series that the former leader Gowe enjoyed reading. 

[RandomDude]

Quiet strangely, SLMC stood for the Solamnic Knights, named after a book series that the former leader Gowe enjoyed reading.

Dragonlance series i believe?

[Earthdforce]

Quiet strangely, SLMC stood for the Solamnic Knights, named after a book series that the former leader Gowe enjoyed reading. 

Speaking of book series people enjoy reading, I'm surprised there's no Starks/Lannisters/Targaryens

[JihadistMexican]

Dragonlance series i believe?

I would believe so.

[Kuyamzoleta]

LET'S MAKE HUNGER GAMES CLANS

[Earthdforce]

LET'S MAKE HUNGER GAMES CLANS

I CALL DISTRICT 13!

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

TKoV is not the oldest clan. The oldest clan is CuntHammer, we used to sit in a room playing Mount & Blade beta (not warband) because we were cool. Then when warband came out we played that instead. I remember Zendar, I remember the black Knights. I can't remember the name of that first castle you could attack though... but that was epic. CUNTHAMMER! The oldest and still the worst.