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Title: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 10, 2012, 02:35:33 am
Traiterous bastards the LOT! JAJAJAJAJA  :lol:   

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ps. Poor Chaous  :cry:
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 10, 2012, 02:44:15 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

It was fun knowing you green machine... bye bye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Aztek on March 10, 2012, 03:04:24 am
I go away for 3 days and Green is near wiped out? Dammmmmn!  :D

Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Ufthak on March 10, 2012, 03:42:56 am
green tanks, that's all
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Malaclypse on March 10, 2012, 03:50:34 am
The whole LLJK part of the machine was just a huge bluff that people fell for. Basically just five dudes over there who were actually doing anything in Strat.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: justjr on March 10, 2012, 03:52:23 am
LOL how u guys liked battle tonight? Amazed? Wait there's more!
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: BADPLAYERold on March 10, 2012, 04:04:09 am
The whole LLJK part of the machine was just a huge bluff that people fell for. Basically just five dudes over there who were actually doing anything in Strat.
pretty much.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Kreczor on March 10, 2012, 06:14:30 am
I like the part where the red team lost.

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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 10, 2012, 10:21:15 am
Hey! fuvk u mang... ill see u in strat 4.0 kreczor u leetle puto fyuck! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Blackzilla on March 10, 2012, 02:00:43 pm
Remember guys... Quoting from your bible
Quote
"If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand."
And I'm not talking about LLJK more of NA.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Kreczor on March 11, 2012, 01:05:57 am
Hey! fuvk u mang... ill see u in strat 4.0 kreczor u leetle puto fyuck! :mrgreen:

Sometimes hospitallers get on my nerves.
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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 11, 2012, 05:41:14 am
Sometimes hospitallers get on my nerves, get on my nerves, get on my nerves.

Nigel Ferguson gets on my nerves, stupid conservative fake scottish git. Pinochet was good because he introduced conservative economic reforms that helped bring democracy to Chilli... Did you forget the bit where he was the dictator murdering all the people Nigel... you smelly dumb arse.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tanken on March 11, 2012, 05:42:23 am
So since 1 Member of a Large Faction left the Green Alliance, you guys are declaring victory?


If this is the case, shouldn't we have done this back when Occitan left?
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Kreczor on March 11, 2012, 06:12:07 am
I'm still not sure why red team thinks they won... I mean the war certainly isn't over and we stomped them in every fight that was 1:1, sometimes when we had less numbers, and some where they had more armor. I'm not really seeing a victory here. If anything, we're still at war and merely keeping a truce while we deal with these dirty russians invading our rich democratic lands.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Uumdi on March 11, 2012, 10:17:44 am
I'm losing my pink text tomorrow guys


DRZ stole my girlhood dreams




UNIIIITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR
CHAOS + DRUZHINA
I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF PINK TEXT
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Darkkarma on March 11, 2012, 03:35:24 pm
This would have been just another shitty troll thread were it not for uumdi's hilarious post

You're the best, man
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 11, 2012, 07:47:14 pm
Sometimes hospitallers get on my nerves.
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Quit crying /B/ Even tho Vals a little Quaker hes more man than you will ever be. Hopefully see you in strat battle since im always fucking working in those hours.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 11, 2012, 07:56:28 pm
In the diplomacy forum you are supposed to hurl poo, but here though, this kind of thread is just a bit dissapointing, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Peppovitch on March 11, 2012, 08:46:47 pm
I'm still not sure why red team thinks they won... I mean the war certainly isn't over and we stomped them in every fight that was 1:1, sometimes when we had less numbers, and some where they had more armor. I'm not really seeing a victory here. If anything, we're still at war and merely keeping a truce while we deal with these dirty russians invading our rich democratic lands.

Because even though you won a few battles, we had/have more troops, more money, and more friends than you people.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Smoothrich on March 11, 2012, 08:50:47 pm
divide na/eu on the strat map

na race traitors that ally with EU automatically win, since EU is one massive faction every strat

welcome (and goodbye) 2 strat folks
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: BADPLAYERold on March 11, 2012, 09:55:03 pm
Because even though you won a few battles, we had/have more troops, more money, and more friends than you people.

More friends :?:

First time i've seen someone bragging about joining the UIF.
And be clear when you say "more troops, more money" that it is your EU allies with such things.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Peppovitch on March 11, 2012, 10:06:28 pm
Oh look, greens talking out their ass as if they know what we have and are doing.  Stay ignorant, it helps.

Now we are part of the UIF because an EU clan came to roll you?

If you think we don't have the resources, please come at us so we can bleed you more.  You already fell into the trap and put your head on the chopping block by wasting troops on us that you need now against EU.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Smoothrich on March 11, 2012, 10:14:52 pm
I don't know why you're saying anyone's talking out of our asses.  Everyone can plainly see that you worked out deals with the entire UIF to save face and usher in the end of fun in Strat 3.0 to preserve your clan's prestige.  I'm sure the NA community is very grateful towards your leadership in arranging over 400 players getting their clans destroyed with no chance at resisting ridiculous hordes of overgeared slavs, as your members gleefully brag and shit post in every thread about your skill in battle and strat.  Kind of pathetic, really.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tanken on March 11, 2012, 10:24:01 pm
Though I am sided with the Green Faction, I can say this:

Reds were hurting, don't deny it. I've talked to your people and heard the desperation sent about the various teamspeak servers trying to scrounge up money and troops. It's quite obvious the Greens were laying into you hard.

Let DRZ come. They are a Super Power. This will just draw the end of the strategus season since no one has the full-scale power to stand against them. You guys chose to ally yourselves with them, formally or informally, whatever it is they are a "blessing" for you because otherwise the Greens would have continued their campaigns and we could have continued having our own little fun slug-fest.


Oh well.
New strat season perhaps soon, KUTT will stand a better chance seeing as we've only been in Strat the past 6 weeks.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Smoothrich on March 11, 2012, 10:29:16 pm
Long live KUTT, long live Reddit, long live RL, long live AoW, and the rest of our friends that Hospitaller's betrayal of a fun NA strategus have left landless, directionless, and uninspired to play this great game.  As a leader of LLJK I tried to cultivate an atmosphere of trust, fun, and interest in the game to keep fair fights, free of trolling, with an emphasis on skill and dedication to the game to come out top in wars, not blind loyalty to EU overlords to save face and "win Strategus."

It was fun while it lasted.  A shame, that it had to end like this.  Though I can't say anyone is surprised.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Blackzilla on March 11, 2012, 10:30:07 pm
Oh look, greens talking out their ass as if they know what we have and are doing.  Stay ignorant, it helps.

Now we are part of the UIF because an EU clan came to roll you?

If you think we don't have the resources, please come at us so we can bleed you more.  You already fell into the trap and put your head on the chopping block by wasting troops on us that you need now against EU.


We lost big whoop. Damn I lost a video game. What am I going to do now.... Oh ya ! Keep playing. I'm glad y'all do not have to go out like us because you guys seem to bitch alot and need any/every morale victory possible.

So GF
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 11, 2012, 11:10:16 pm
Oh look, greens talking out their ass as if they know what we have and are doing.  Stay ignorant, it helps.

Now we are part of the UIF because an EU clan came to roll you?

If you think we don't have the resources, please come at us so we can bleed you more.  You already fell into the trap and put your head on the chopping block by wasting troops on us that you need now against EU.

Dont forget the secret handshake bro  :wink:
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Darkkarma on March 12, 2012, 02:21:04 am
I think Hospitallers really do think they had a chance of winning this without the (whether it was planned or not) help of the EU attack. Trying to play off the absolute slaughters that came from even equipped battle by Saying we "won" a few battles is just a joke. Even when u attacked most peasant battles we bled troops out of you guys greatly while basically conquering your villages in the first push when the shoe was on the other foot. The plethora of excuses i've read and from "we had  a terrible bug/glitch"(one we faced as well) to "it wasn't our army that we just lost terribly with so it doesn't count as a loss for us" all the way to making an entire thread about why a weapon is overpowered simply because we did really well with it in the battles we fought with you; they have all been side splitters(lets not forget the added bonus of you guys trying to taking a moral high ground against green trolling when you have guys like lordark running around making multiple shitty troll threads in virtually every forum section). We may be on our last legs here but we'll be sure to remind you guys with last few chances we have of how this war would have really ended had it stayed just between us.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on March 12, 2012, 04:36:37 am
LLJK is now red, our Russian friends now urge you to become red as well.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Rikthor on March 12, 2012, 05:00:17 am
stuff

you forgot the pikes are op for strat excuse and at least one instance of someone crying their vent/ts/whatever was ddos'd
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Malaclypse on March 12, 2012, 05:27:44 am
Oh look, greens talking out their ass as if they know what we have and are doing.  Stay ignorant, it helps.

Now we are part of the UIF because an EU clan came to roll you?

If you think we don't have the resources, please come at us so we can bleed you more.  You already fell into the trap and put your head on the chopping block by wasting troops on us that you need now against EU.

I for one don't think that the UIF on our doorstep had anything to do with you guys. They were bored, we took a few EU fiefs and I guess that ruffled a few of the more sperg elements feathers, we looked bigger/more impressive than we actually were in terms of playerbase, and disbanding the UIF and attacking the other constituent factions in therein wouldn't work, so DRZ came for us. Though, if what you said here is true, the red side was outproducing us, buying more Strat troops for cRPG gold than us, and would have ultimately been a more fun fight for DRZ (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,27559.msg403552.html#msg403552) though maybe they're planning on swinging south, next.

Once again, we had no way of knowing that DRZ would actually lie to us when we openly asked them if we should be concerned, what their business was in our area. If they wanted a good fight they would have been forthcoming- that's obviously not the case.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on March 12, 2012, 05:35:47 am
Eh, it could have been a fair fight if it where just Hospitaller vs Chaos, but Chaos had to go and bring a bunch of their friends to the fight to try to gang bang us. 4 vs 1 isnt exactly fair but we fought anyways. Now Druz is coming in and the tables have turned and you guys are mad about it?
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Malaclypse on March 12, 2012, 05:55:32 am
Eh, it could have been a fair fight if it where just Hospitaller vs Chaos, but Chaos had to go and bring a bunch of their friends to the fight to try to gang bang us. 4 vs 1 isnt exactly fair but we fought anyways. Now Druz is coming in and the tables have turned and you guys are mad about it?

You guys always had more troops than us, and usually better equipped ones. We weren't on the forums seeking to buy any men with cRPG gold. Your villages in general are far more stocked than ours are (from what we've scouted anyway), as you're now seeing as DRZ comes in. Plus you're completely discounting: the size of your active roster, Occitan, and LL, Templars (who sent the first attack on a Chaos fief).

We're not mad about DRZ coming in- I personally am mad about them lying to us, yes. Mostly we're disappointed that they weren't forthcoming, as we could have provided a prepared conflict instead of having them roll peasant filled villages, though they did avoid our only well-defended fief, so maybe they weren't interested in that sort of thing anyhow.

 Moreover, we weren't the ones who shot first IIRC- and the first shot that you guys launched wasn't fired at Chaos, so don't act like this was Hospitaller versus Chaos from the start. It was Hospitaller attacking Hanun, held by Illustrious Rocketeer Corps (who is, remember, literally one guy), followed by Hospitaller attacking Shulus, a sparsely equipped fief full of village population belonging to Art of War.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on March 12, 2012, 06:09:13 am
Ok mala, so we won glorious victory against illustrious rocketeer corps and AOW and then you attacked us? I dont follow. Who cares about shik, i think it was just an excuse to attack us.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Darkkarma on March 12, 2012, 06:12:58 am
Eh, it could have been a fair fight if it where just Hospitaller vs Chaos, but Chaos had to go and bring a bunch of their friends to the fight to try to gang bang us. 4 vs 1 isnt exactly fair but we fought anyways. Now Druz is coming in and the tables have turned and you guys are mad about it?

Because you didn't have help from occitan or those in the crusader alliance right? Honestly, are you guys even trying anymore? This was NEVER CHAOS vs Hospitaller. It was always one coalition against the other.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Smoothrich on March 12, 2012, 06:22:53 am
Hospitallers are like oldschool LLJK.  Nonstop shit posting/trolling backed up by a zerg swarm.  Except your trolls aren't good, your posting is even worse, and the swarm isn't even yours.  The only thing that is similar is the KDs of your average player.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: RibaldRon on March 12, 2012, 06:28:07 am
Hospitallers are like oldschool LLJK.  Nonstop shit posting/trolling backed up by a zerg swarm.  Except your trolls aren't good, your posting is even worse, and the swarm isn't even yours.  The only thing that is similar is the KDs of your average player.
Nah, their average player does well on the battle servers.  :mrgreen:

We do about as poorly on strat when the usual gear crutches don't apply.


Which is actually kind of sad since LLJK attracts new players to M&B/the mod while one recruits from the community.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Peppovitch on March 12, 2012, 06:44:12 am
I could care less about how the greens perceive our actions and statements.  If you don't like us, oh well.  We can say the same about the green leadership.  Almost all of the regular members on the green side have been cool through this, but a few people that have hurled insults have ruined our desire to work with them.  Joking around is not an issue but some of the things that were said in PM's were unacceptable. People say stupid and disrespectful shit online that would get their ass beat in real life, and those people deserve no respect. I won't post these because they were private conversations, and are honestly a little too hostile to post. 

EU clans have always been respectful and friendly to us, so of course we would be more likely to work with them.  Even our EU enemies were civil.

Hosp has been wiped out twice and has grown stronger each time.  Don't give up, just rebuild next time and change the leader's attitude. Maybe one day we can bury the hatchet and respect one another.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 12, 2012, 07:06:59 am
Long live KUTT, long live Reddit, long live RL, long live AoW, and the rest of our friends that Hospitaller's betrayal of a fun NA strategus have left landless, directionless, and uninspired to play this great game.  As a leader of LLJK I tried to cultivate an atmosphere of trust, fun, and interest in the game to keep fair fights, free of trolling, with an emphasis on skill and dedication to the game to come out top in wars, not blind loyalty to EU overlords to save face and "win Strategus."

It was fun while it lasted.  A shame, that it had to end like this.  Though I can't say anyone is surprised.

Bravo my dear green dumb ass bravo. Let the pre-defeated epitats flow like wine from your cheesy lips!
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 12, 2012, 07:08:09 am
Hospitallers are like oldschool LLJK.  Nonstop shit posting/trolling backed up by a zerg swarm.  Except your trolls aren't good, your posting is even worse, and the swarm isn't even yours.  The only thing that is similar is the KDs of your average player.

^^ keep em rolling SB keep em rolling  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E&ob=av2e (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E&ob=av2e)
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 12, 2012, 07:09:31 am
Because you didn't have help from occitan or those in the crusader alliance right? Honestly, are you guys even trying anymore? This was NEVER CHAOS vs Hospitaller. It was always one coalition against the other.

WRONG

WHERE IS YOUR CHOAS TAG BRO? RQ ALREADY BRAH??
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Darkkarma on March 12, 2012, 07:45:58 am
Anything to stay relevant, eh Lordark? Troll on!
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Vibe on March 12, 2012, 09:03:16 am
Eh, it could have been a fair fight if it where just Hospitaller vs Chaos, but Chaos had to go and bring a bunch of their friends to the fight to try to gang bang us. 4 vs 1 isnt exactly fair but we fought anyways.

oh the irony
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 12, 2012, 09:08:02 am
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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: arowaine on March 12, 2012, 09:13:03 am
So since 1 Member of a Large Faction left the Green Alliance, you guys are declaring victory?


If this is the case, shouldn't we have done this back when Occitan left?

hey buddy occitan still here! but now we decide to give to this game less attention side game you know ?anyways let see how you guys do against Eu russian with their 250 ping.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Canary on March 12, 2012, 09:14:51 am
I could care less about how the greens perceive our actions and statements.  If you don't like us, oh well.  We can say the same about the green leadership.  Almost all of the regular members on the green side have been cool through this, but a few people that have hurled insults have ruined our desire to work with them.  Joking around is not an issue but some of the things that were said in PM's were unacceptable. People say stupid and disrespectful shit online that would get their ass beat in real life, and those people deserve no respect. I won't post these because they were private conversations, and are honestly a little too hostile to post. 

You guys haven't been a bunch of amicable, friendly people, yourself.

To address the people who are saying that people need to calm down...Its called role-play. Anyone who can actually get emotionally involved in this or any video game must really be in need of a father figure. Send me a message, I'm happy to offer my support and advice without any stipulations.

Ahhh, except one,....You gotta call me daddy.
seriously dude? thats too far. call me what you will, but role play does not include calling people bastards or homophobic. Base your accusations and your roleplay in the theme our clan and our allies have adopted, not in your own bitterness that we whooped your ass in yet another village, while you happened to defend one village.

Man, I'm a serious dude in general, I'll grant you that. But I can roleplay all day no problem, when you start using insults that have nothing to do with the theme we've adopted as a clan, You just sound like a douche.

BTW, we're gonna wipe our asses with your rhetoric after we've taken a big green shit all over your fiefs. There's been what, four battles so far, and we've won three in the same terms you won your single one. You better reconsider the way you talk or the terms you're gonna get when we're satisfied are gonna be stinkier than your momma's pussy.

For the admins: they've taken it to a personal level. I and my colleagues will play that game better than their ex's played their emotions.
Please nikka,

If your so interested in maintaining a never ending peace go do yourself a favor and play sims 3. Quit with the my old friendgitries and shut up and come at us.

Don't care that you can throttle us, who knows maybe if you can beat us , we can be never ending friends...

Come at me bro
get yo peace lovers too....nikka

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I love how you embrace the accomplishments of others and take it as your own.. Yes Chaos is strong, LLJK has numbers, Kutt has cooperation, blah blah blah.. all you bring to the table is some slight entertainment on the forums as you come off like a douche bag. You by your self is like any other, nothing. You have the intellect of a mildly stunned gold fish.. We made our bed and now we need to sleep in it? Why don't you spend more time picking your nose as it would be more conducive to your rants.

Screw it, letting loose IS more fun.

And if you really want to bang your chest, try not hiding behind your entire coalition of zombie followers, maybe then we can take your serious. I respect the the guy standing in front of the boulder yelling "Fuck you" with their middle finger in the air, then a horde of "easy mode" goons riding its coat tail.

...Did I mention your a douche bag?

Lulz :p
It's funny that they Call us Evil We stand up to the guys that cant Defend themselves against much large clans, We stand up against the Trolls and the Cheaters (seriously, I do not like this implication), We stand up against larger clans because they pick on the weaker and intimidate them to go green, Show your own colours and Hospitallers will fight for you against the green machine.
Dear god man, It was a joke.. My attempt at getting into "Character" as you put it, I did not mean to upset you and the all mighty ego, Kudos tho, I thought for sure you would have thrown a fit, said something along the lines of "Your a bunch of babies, now I'm going to close the thread so I can have the last word" crap again. And if being "childish and small minded" is something you can not put up with, why are you an admin? I'm also sorry that you keep going back on the picture with my girl and I.. feel free to use it along with some Kleenex to calm you down a bit. I also enjoy your taking the accomplishments of Hanun and Mechin as skill of your clan.. Not sure if you ever noticed but all of our fights are 2/3'rds Hospitaller on our side, we take our own mates first even if there lvl 15 is some cases, Even if it means having to sit out some good players from another clan that is willing to help. and yet we still have more villages then you did at the beginning. You need to grow some thicker skin, especially as an admin.

(It is so much easier being a troll dark.. I understand why you embrace that role now)

I am done with acting like you.. Sorry, I mean.. I am done acting like an idiot.. please don't worry about more of these retarded troll attempts, I'm happy knowing your just as gullible and  personally hurt as the others that you claim to be whining. :)
prefer to hide in the back. I see

only to come out of the darkness to suckle the tit of the green poop stain cows.
QQ
'This is all rp above and does not represent how care bare bundle of sticks green is  :mrgreen:
You are weak green member that clan cannot face another 1 on 1 that is why you must all go same color because you are weak putos.
ty russians 4 the strat battles where i get 2 fight stupid fucks who think they can push na around.
WHERE IS YOUR CHOAS TAG BRO? RQ ALREADY BRAH??
Hey! fuvk u mang... ill see u in strat 4.0 kreczor u leetle puto fyuck! :mrgreen:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FUCK YOU GREEN SHIT COLORED COCKROACHES! YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING TAKE ME ALIVE! YOU WANNA FIGHT? EH?? COME TO DISTAR CASTLEIF YOU think you GOT the COHONES! MANG
Tanken, like most of your posts i didnt read it, but are you and KUTT going to ask for Usulum back when TKOV recaptures it tonight? Your part of the green faction i would think your entitled to it.

An entire thread created to showcase a song (creative or playful it may be) trolling our people. (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,26739.0.html)

one more year closer to the grave , nikka . I'll most likely send you there quicker then you think :P



Maybe one day we can bury the hatchet and respect one another.

It takes two to tango.


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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 12, 2012, 09:27:20 am
Good job cleaning up the forum maricon, what you gonna do now? Ban g me, pendejo??  :?

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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Casimir on March 12, 2012, 09:34:56 am
Wow the shit posting / stiring has reached new levels, i would have expected more from both sides frankly.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: SeQuel on March 12, 2012, 09:39:34 am
You expected more from hospitallers? Huh.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: ShinySpoons on March 12, 2012, 09:46:09 am
Canary you spend too much time here XD
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tanken on March 12, 2012, 10:39:06 am
Canary that was..


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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Rikthor on March 12, 2012, 12:41:22 pm
And to think, one time Smoothrich got angry I called Peppervitch an angry nerd :twisted:
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Goretooth on March 12, 2012, 02:13:33 pm
i wanna see peppo and canary do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXBq0GBHyQI&feature=related
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Smoothrich on March 12, 2012, 02:21:50 pm
And to think, one time Smoothrich got angry I called Peppervitch an angry nerd :twisted:

The double-think is retarded.  I know the Hosps don't take easily to trolling, cuz the "irony" part of their brains is broken and they take any challenge or insult as a grave personal offense and threaten to "beat u up irl" like a fraternity of natty ice swillin, las vegas trip hooker gangbangin' (actual clan trip to pool dollars together and rape a prostitute, and they bragged), hockey playin br0s that think they are stuck in a big game of madden or gears of war or something.  But they've had members shit posting and shit talking at some bizarrely awful level, while their leaders still blame half the war on "green alliance being disrespectful"  What a bunch of clowns! 

Get bent, race traitor idiots!  I hope you guys play in EU strat territory next time, cuz I think your fragile feelings and giant egos are better suited for those guys, cuz you don't belong in NA!
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: dynamike on March 12, 2012, 02:43:19 pm
HEY YO FUCK YOU GREENS, THE ONLY THING YOU EVER TOSSED IN STRAT IS YOUR SALAD AMIRITE?!


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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Kreczor on March 12, 2012, 02:46:54 pm
HEY YO FUCK YOU GREENS, THE ONLY THING YOU EVER TOSSED IN STRAT IS YOUR SALAD AMIRITE?!


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Oh my God. You've totally made me feel bad for everything I've ever done. I'm so sorry.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 12, 2012, 07:47:26 pm
Wow the shit posting / stiring has reached new levels, i would have expected more from both sides frankly.
^ This.

I'm not saying that my clan or me is especially perfect in that, not at all. However, considering the "advice" some of you guys have given in the threads Fallen or others were involved in, and to see you ignore that when it comes to your own troubles, seems disappointing. I'm not claiming a higher pedestal here, I'm just disappointed that you are all on the same level after all.

To be honest, The Rageball/battle/siege servers are where the real fun is as they are stable. Strategus is just a constant on-going tournament like thing that is poorly refereed, always changing, and full of bugs and rules no one can agree on. It is hardly something that should be making grudges.

Part of the reason why Fallen NAPed so many people and did not go after old foes is because we can't be bothered to hold drudges grudges over Strategus. It is just so not worth the effort. Fine, a few people dicked you, yeah that sucks, but honestly I have been dicked even more playing M2TW:K by a backstabbing computer that to have people to it in other games seems... Normal.

This Red and Green was funny when it started (mainly because that is a joke in my state, "Red or Green?" when talking about your favorite Chile Pepper), but this is just too much... Way too much...

Nobody is a Saint here, including myself before someone claims I am trying to be "holier then you and on a pedestal." Having been in the teamspeak of almost every clan that I have ever been at war with, I have to say that you all have assholes and you all have great guys. Yelling at someone because they are wearing the wrong internet banner is just stupid.  That is something that I am tackling with in my own clan, some numbskulls hate all Hospitaller due to how the third war between us went, or blah blah blah. Having been in their teamspeak, I have to say that while they have some people who are just Assholes (Like Super, may as well be honest here), they have some really cool guys too (Like Devastator, who has been pretty chill every time I ever spoke to him). Same with CHAOS, same with Occitan, same with LLJK, same with TKoV.

Being stupid in the Diplomacy forum is RPing and BSing each other, amusing to hear the insult hurled. Pulling the same crap though in game or in this General Discussion, actually yelling about each other in your own teamspeaks? Really?

TL:DR Go fight each other, less talk more action, stop taking things so seriously and insulting other clanners or your own members or whomever because someone peed in your wheaties.

There is a difference between claiming you are trolling the opposition, and just being a miserable pisspot about things.

Edied for a 16th time due to drudges  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 12, 2012, 08:01:58 pm
There, 15 edits later cuz I'm on too much coffee.

I love you all! besides those that I don't obviously.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Mike_of_Kingswell on March 12, 2012, 08:32:12 pm
Seriously? Do ppl still care about this round of strat for real?

All I'm in for is a nice number of nice ai castle attacks and some nice battles...strat 3 is kind of done...lets move on and start anew with 4.0
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 12, 2012, 08:41:23 pm
There, 15 edits later cuz I'm on too much coffee.

I love you all! besides those that I don't obviously.

Might wanna fix "drudges" :P
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Uumdi on March 12, 2012, 08:42:57 pm
This is what dynamike has to say about this mess


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: SeQuel on March 12, 2012, 08:52:33 pm
This is what dynamike has to say about this mess


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk

Top rated youtube comment "Germans should be used to rounding things up in a small place and shooting them..... wow.. im sorry"

Ouch.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Canary on March 12, 2012, 09:37:10 pm
Seriously? Do ppl still care about this round of strat for real?

All I'm in for is a nice number of nice ai castle attacks and some nice battles...strat 3 is kind of done...lets move on and start anew with 4.0

Just 'cause you guys got wiped out and resigned yourself to NAPs with everybody once you retook something for yourselves doesn't mean we're not still having fun.

This is the second sizeable faction of people we've been at war with, so far. Our first real conflicts didn't happen until last month, and we were having a blast fighting Hospitallers and will hopefully have a blast fighting Druzhina, once we can actually engage them with real armies.


There is a difference between claiming you are trolling the opposition, and just being a miserable pisspot about things.

Yes. And if someone has a problem with either thing, they should probably stop trying to countertroll and creating more company for the miserable.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 12, 2012, 10:13:37 pm
Everybody calm down. We're so caught up in these petty strategus wars that the real, sinister problem underlying all this has gone unnoticed...

Cavalry is simply way too OP.

Put aside your disagreements for now. Hospitallers, DRZ, CHAOS--all of you need to sit the fuck down in your swively chairs in front of your computer screens and begin working to bring about the nermy old friende of cavalry. This bullshit has to stop. I'm fucking sick of it. It's disgusting. An out of control bulldozer is slowly steaming towards all of us, yet you people have parked your asses on the god damned asphalt, as stubborn as cheated children. You all insist that any and all breaches of conduct in your game of anal patty cake be answered for before anything at all is done about the approaching steamroller.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Uumdi on March 12, 2012, 10:35:23 pm
i sat down on an anal patty cake in my UNSWIVELY CHAIR fuck my chair is made out of WOOD
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Peppovitch on March 12, 2012, 11:16:59 pm
And to think, one time Smoothrich got angry I called Peppervitch an angry nerd :twisted:

I do not deny this  :twisted:

Really though, this rage in the forums has to stop.  Both sides have members that have gone way overboard, and it has turned a fun war into something sour.

A lot has happened in the few days since myself and other officers got back from a trip.  We need to cool our guys off and stop this crap posting.  I hope all sides do the same so we can get back to enjoying the game.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Kreczor on March 12, 2012, 11:37:32 pm
I do not deny this  :twisted:

Really though, this rage in the forums has to stop.  Both sides have members that have gone way overboard, and it has turned a fun war into something sour.

A lot has happened in the few days since myself and other officers got back from a trip.  We need to cool our guys off and stop this crap posting.  I hope all sides do the same so we can get back to enjoying the game.
Can you put a leash on farrix and lemmy? They're totally crimpin mah style man
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 12, 2012, 11:41:26 pm
Might wanna fix "drudges" :P

oops  :oops:

Fixed, hahaha
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Ufthak on March 13, 2012, 11:11:56 pm
Jesus, we're all a bunch of dendrophiliacs and hospergers here.

Peppo, clear something up for me. Lately, people have been claiming (more specifically the LL kids, I think, and a few Hospitaller members), DRZ attacking was actually your idea and doing. You didn't actually send them at us as if they were your vassal as so many people have started to imply from both sides, correct?

My understanding is DRZ is just bored, so they attacked. Whatever, that's fine.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Peppovitch on March 14, 2012, 02:25:37 am
Jesus, we're all a bunch of dendrophiliacs and hospergers here.

Peppo, clear something up for me. Lately, people have been claiming (more specifically the LL kids, I think, and a few Hospitaller members), DRZ attacking was actually your idea and doing. You didn't actually send them at us as if they were your vassal as so many people have started to imply from both sides, correct?

My understanding is DRZ is just bored, so they attacked. Whatever, that's fine.

No, DRZ was not my idea or doing. We do keep good relations with the EU clans and have talked about support for the war, but DRZ came for their own reasons.

It did work with our war strategy, but indirectly and sooner than we thought.  :D

Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Lordark on March 14, 2012, 12:47:24 pm
Strat 4.0, we can work it out  (then)


To Canary, Ur in de-nile bro and swimming down to the red sea  :rolleyes:   

LETS GET THESE BATTLES ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Ufthak on March 14, 2012, 03:06:56 pm
No, DRZ was not my idea or doing. We do keep good relations with the EU clans and have talked about support for the war, but DRZ came for their own reasons.

It did work with our war strategy, but indirectly and sooner than we thought.  :D

That's what I thought, and what I wanted to hear, and good to hear.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 14, 2012, 05:22:45 pm
Well I think this version of strat should have been wiped a month in when it was realized that when you attack or defend and you have equipment on people when you win the battle you lose all that equipment.  It took like 6 weeks before it was finally fixed (meaning most people just sat and recruited and crafted), then they fixed it for the defenders, and then a couple weeks later fixed it for the defenders.   This was like 3 months into strat 3.0, and it certainly should have been wiped after that issue was left unresolved for basically 2 months.

Strategus has been completely neglected in strat 3.0, I'm assuming it has to do with project anus.  It's not that there's so many bugs right now (well asides from almost every battle I've been in having ladders go right through the top of buildings or walls, which is pretty detrimental for both defenders and attackers).  I think the big issue is that there is a lot that needs to be done to make strategus better. The game mechanics basically make it so that factions generally disregard castles and cities as important.  not to mention there's no game mechanic that discourages large alliances.   

Strategus has a lot of potential, but it's pretty shitty right now (after 3 fucking versions...cmon now).

Maybe the factions should get together and organize a ghetto strategus using the battle groups function?  Basically make it like a pen and paper RPG where you move units around on a map and when battles are initiated we just start up a battle group and go to town. That's really the only draw in strat is the large organized battles.  The actual strategus mechanics are god awful.

There's been so many great (and relatively simple) suggestions for improving strategus...but I feel that the dev's are overwhelmed as it is, so I doubt any of these great ideas will see the light of day.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Uumdi on March 14, 2012, 07:54:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo5x-kA-Gmc

Russians are coming gonna take us all away - HEY!
Russians are coming gonna take us all away - HEY!
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 14, 2012, 08:13:25 pm
So you're saying it's a Russian attack?

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Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Uumdi on March 14, 2012, 08:15:03 pm
So you're saying it's a Russian attack?


Yeah, so it appears, haha
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: RibaldRon on March 14, 2012, 08:39:38 pm

Yeah, so it appears, haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCCQxVBfyM
I don't mind it so much but I wish I wouldn't mind it so much in FREEDOM.  :cry:
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: SeQuel on March 14, 2012, 08:55:12 pm
So did DRZ have fun? lmao.
Title: Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
Post by: Uumdi on March 14, 2012, 09:04:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCCQxVBfyM
I don't mind it so much but I wish I wouldn't mind it so much in FREEDOM.  :cry:

Theme B was pretty rad too man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNyQgGSXzQ&feature=related