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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2012, 08:42:57 pm »
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This is what dynamike has to say about this mess


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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2012, 08:52:33 pm »
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This is what dynamike has to say about this mess


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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #62 on: March 12, 2012, 09:37:10 pm »
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Seriously? Do ppl still care about this round of strat for real?

All I'm in for is a nice number of nice ai castle attacks and some nice battles...strat 3 is kind of done...lets move on and start anew with 4.0

Just 'cause you guys got wiped out and resigned yourself to NAPs with everybody once you retook something for yourselves doesn't mean we're not still having fun.

This is the second sizeable faction of people we've been at war with, so far. Our first real conflicts didn't happen until last month, and we were having a blast fighting Hospitallers and will hopefully have a blast fighting Druzhina, once we can actually engage them with real armies.


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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #63 on: March 12, 2012, 10:13:37 pm »
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Everybody calm down. We're so caught up in these petty strategus wars that the real, sinister problem underlying all this has gone unnoticed...

Cavalry is simply way too OP.

Put aside your disagreements for now. Hospitallers, DRZ, CHAOS--all of you need to sit the fuck down in your swively chairs in front of your computer screens and begin working to bring about the nermy old friende of cavalry. This bullshit has to stop. I'm fucking sick of it. It's disgusting. An out of control bulldozer is slowly steaming towards all of us, yet you people have parked your asses on the god damned asphalt, as stubborn as cheated children. You all insist that any and all breaches of conduct in your game of anal patty cake be answered for before anything at all is done about the approaching steamroller.
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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #64 on: March 12, 2012, 10:35:23 pm »
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i sat down on an anal patty cake in my UNSWIVELY CHAIR fuck my chair is made out of WOOD
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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #65 on: March 12, 2012, 11:16:59 pm »
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And to think, one time Smoothrich got angry I called Peppervitch an angry nerd :twisted:

I do not deny this  :twisted:

Really though, this rage in the forums has to stop.  Both sides have members that have gone way overboard, and it has turned a fun war into something sour.

A lot has happened in the few days since myself and other officers got back from a trip.  We need to cool our guys off and stop this crap posting.  I hope all sides do the same so we can get back to enjoying the game.

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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #66 on: March 12, 2012, 11:37:32 pm »
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I do not deny this  :twisted:

Really though, this rage in the forums has to stop.  Both sides have members that have gone way overboard, and it has turned a fun war into something sour.

A lot has happened in the few days since myself and other officers got back from a trip.  We need to cool our guys off and stop this crap posting.  I hope all sides do the same so we can get back to enjoying the game.
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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #67 on: March 12, 2012, 11:41:26 pm »
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Might wanna fix "drudges" :P

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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #68 on: March 13, 2012, 11:11:56 pm »
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Jesus, we're all a bunch of dendrophiliacs and hospergers here.

Peppo, clear something up for me. Lately, people have been claiming (more specifically the LL kids, I think, and a few Hospitaller members), DRZ attacking was actually your idea and doing. You didn't actually send them at us as if they were your vassal as so many people have started to imply from both sides, correct?

My understanding is DRZ is just bored, so they attacked. Whatever, that's fine.

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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2012, 02:25:37 am »
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Jesus, we're all a bunch of dendrophiliacs and hospergers here.

Peppo, clear something up for me. Lately, people have been claiming (more specifically the LL kids, I think, and a few Hospitaller members), DRZ attacking was actually your idea and doing. You didn't actually send them at us as if they were your vassal as so many people have started to imply from both sides, correct?

My understanding is DRZ is just bored, so they attacked. Whatever, that's fine.

No, DRZ was not my idea or doing. We do keep good relations with the EU clans and have talked about support for the war, but DRZ came for their own reasons.

It did work with our war strategy, but indirectly and sooner than we thought.  :D


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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2012, 12:47:24 pm »
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Strat 4.0, we can work it out  (then)


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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2012, 03:06:56 pm »
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No, DRZ was not my idea or doing. We do keep good relations with the EU clans and have talked about support for the war, but DRZ came for their own reasons.

It did work with our war strategy, but indirectly and sooner than we thought.  :D

That's what I thought, and what I wanted to hear, and good to hear.

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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2012, 05:22:45 pm »
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Well I think this version of strat should have been wiped a month in when it was realized that when you attack or defend and you have equipment on people when you win the battle you lose all that equipment.  It took like 6 weeks before it was finally fixed (meaning most people just sat and recruited and crafted), then they fixed it for the defenders, and then a couple weeks later fixed it for the defenders.   This was like 3 months into strat 3.0, and it certainly should have been wiped after that issue was left unresolved for basically 2 months.

Strategus has been completely neglected in strat 3.0, I'm assuming it has to do with project anus.  It's not that there's so many bugs right now (well asides from almost every battle I've been in having ladders go right through the top of buildings or walls, which is pretty detrimental for both defenders and attackers).  I think the big issue is that there is a lot that needs to be done to make strategus better. The game mechanics basically make it so that factions generally disregard castles and cities as important.  not to mention there's no game mechanic that discourages large alliances.   

Strategus has a lot of potential, but it's pretty shitty right now (after 3 fucking versions...cmon now).

Maybe the factions should get together and organize a ghetto strategus using the battle groups function?  Basically make it like a pen and paper RPG where you move units around on a map and when battles are initiated we just start up a battle group and go to town. That's really the only draw in strat is the large organized battles.  The actual strategus mechanics are god awful.

There's been so many great (and relatively simple) suggestions for improving strategus...but I feel that the dev's are overwhelmed as it is, so I doubt any of these great ideas will see the light of day.
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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2012, 07:54:50 pm »
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Re: YO's WHERE GREEN MACHINE???
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2012, 08:13:25 pm »
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So you're saying it's a Russian attack?

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