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Title: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 03, 2011, 04:19:24 am
Go ahead.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Earthdforce on February 03, 2011, 04:22:39 am
Is kesh a girl?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 03, 2011, 04:25:21 am
Is kesh a girl?

That depends on the condition of his/her genitals. Does she have a penis, a vagina, or both?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Earthdforce on February 03, 2011, 04:27:12 am
Yeah I'd have to ask her that. What kind of questions were/are you expecting?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 03, 2011, 04:30:09 am
What kind of questions were/are you expecting?

The typical kinds of questions you get from autistic 14 year old virgin retards. You dig?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Earthdforce on February 03, 2011, 04:33:14 am
Well I suppose I'm doing pretty good on that part then...
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 03, 2011, 04:33:29 am
Why do women deny that they are whores, look down upon working whores and put on an air of superiority as their boyfriends/husbands pay for their dinner, home, car, clothes, entertainment, habits/hobbies before their legs spread?  Don't they know denial isn't a river in egypt?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Earthdforce on February 03, 2011, 04:34:42 am
Gorath, do you prefer + troll points or - troll points, because you're getting what you want.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Hellx on February 03, 2011, 04:38:17 am
Want to marry me?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Tristan on February 03, 2011, 05:03:22 am
So, there is this guy Balton... He iz SOOO great looking. DId you see his pictures???

So from Girl to a guy who wants another guy... What should I do to get his attention?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: MountedRhader on February 03, 2011, 05:04:24 am
Gorath.. I remember that line from the jungle cruise in Disneyland many years ago, well played!



EDIT: Kesh is a fully grown man, heard his voice
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 03, 2011, 05:59:49 am
i might be wrong here, but if u loose ur virginity as a 14 year old kid i would say ur either a Whore or a eager teenager that fucks old men/ladies!?

Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: coolthulu on February 03, 2011, 06:03:50 am
OH MY GOD GUYS ITS A GIRL WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES AHHHHHAADBN ASDJKGV1!!!

gAMER GURRLLLLLL LOL XD!


this topic is now about me. I'm a gamer guy ask me anything. I eat doritos while melee spamming and fart.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Heroin on February 03, 2011, 06:06:23 am
QUESTION: Why do men pretend to be women on the interwebz?

Disclaimer: I am a man. I have posted pictures of my manly self in the picture thread. I only have a female toon because, if I have to stare at a digital ass for several hours a day while I play CRPG, it's at least gonna be a female digital ass. :P
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 03, 2011, 06:06:34 am
OH MY GOD GUYS ITS A GIRL WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES AHHHHHAADBN ASDJKGV1!!!

gAMER GURRLLLLLL LOL XD!


this topic is now about me. I'm a gamer guy ask me anything. I eat doritos while melee spamming and fart.

Webcam?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: MountedRhader on February 03, 2011, 06:15:49 am
Nah fake....
You're the bro that rick roll'd me :shock:
Thanks  :lol:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Noctivagant on February 03, 2011, 06:29:13 am
I'm a gamer guy ask me anything. I eat doritos while melee spamming and fart.

You are a slob, that's totally something different.

i might be wrong here, but if u loose ur virginity as a 14 year old kid i would say ur either a Whore or a eager teenager that fucks old men/ladies!?

Rape?

So, there is this guy Balton... He iz SOOO great looking. DId you see his pictures???

So from Girl to a guy who wants another guy... What should I do to get his attention?

Act gayer than that something like....
(click to show/hide)
afaiu he likes that kind of stuff.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 03, 2011, 07:33:03 am
So, there is this guy Balton... He iz SOOO great looking. DId you see his pictures???

So from Girl to a guy who wants another guy... What should I do to get his attention?

My fans spreading my name wherever they go, life is good. I was actually informed that I was mentioned in this thread in-game, pretty cool.

And Gorath: It only works like that if you are unattractive.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Whalen207 on February 03, 2011, 08:37:18 am
Go ahead.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817861  :wink:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Ishar on February 03, 2011, 09:57:02 am
The typical kinds of questions you get from autistic 14 year old virgin retards. You dig?
Funny how you expect that, don't get it, and now actively request it. Are you familiar with the phrase 'attention whore'?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 03, 2011, 01:48:50 pm
What is with this hair all over my bodey?  :shock:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: krampe on February 03, 2011, 02:06:16 pm
What is with this hair all over my bodey?  :shock:

It is there so you can knot a carpet for our castle.
What you're still not done with it? I think there is one asking for a serious punishment!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 03, 2011, 02:10:59 pm
Oh.. my Sir.. I will continue working..  :shock: *cries tears of pure pride while making a carpet out of his pubic hair*
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Siiem on February 03, 2011, 03:16:36 pm
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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Mustang_Sweets on February 03, 2011, 03:22:21 pm
Gorath.. I remember that line from the jungle cruise in Disneyland many years ago, well played!



EDIT: Kesh is a fully grown man, heard his voice

Nuh uh, Kesh is a very manly young 16 year old girl.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: FICO on February 03, 2011, 03:43:29 pm
You are a slob, that's totally something different.

Rape?

Act gayer than that something like....
(click to show/hide)
afaiu he likes that kind of stuff.
strange that you have all those pictures...
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Jinxits on February 03, 2011, 04:04:24 pm
Balton just so your aware. Check out the persons Profile that acctually posted that post about you. I think you have a guy admirer. Haha.... :twisted:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: AdNecrias on February 03, 2011, 04:08:22 pm
Balton's the new Beiber. Except he for one doesn't try to imitate a singer.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: krampe on February 03, 2011, 04:10:13 pm
Balton just so your aware. Check out the persons Profile that acctually posted that post about you. I think you have a guy admirer. Haha.... :twisted:

Since you can't figure out the difference between your and you're i want to make something clear: Thank you Captain Obvious!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Toffi on February 03, 2011, 04:21:46 pm
If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a b i t c h.

If a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he is a king.

Think about it.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Everkistus on February 03, 2011, 04:39:33 pm
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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: DrKronic on February 03, 2011, 05:54:47 pm
You are a slob, that's totally something different.

Rape?

Act gayer than that something like....
(click to show/hide)
afaiu he likes that kind of stuff.

You know I was like lol at first then quoting u the link u got that pic looks real specific and mebbe members only

Balton watch out for Noctivagants "sleeper hold"  : the worst part is your booty hurts like hell after u wake from it

Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 03, 2011, 06:02:41 pm
If you make a nonsensical analogy in your everyday life, people will think you're confused and/or really stupid.

If you put it on a poster on the internet and then allow people to distribute it around the internet so that they don't have post anything themselves and can rely on someone else to make nonsensical analogies for them, then you're a genius.

This is how it works, right?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 03, 2011, 06:07:49 pm
How can he post when he's permanently banned?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 03, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
How can he post when he's permanently banned?

Magic?

It's because no matter how often the moderators (who are all evil, except for Mylet, who is the most popular, but still evil) try to permanently bane me, I will always be able to post because:

(click to show/hide)

I would ask for it to be removed, but there's no unbane thread :(
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: krampe on February 03, 2011, 06:11:43 pm
fail kührie ;D
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 03, 2011, 06:16:05 pm
You both are no girls, so don't answer things in here!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 03, 2011, 06:36:32 pm
And Gorath: It only works like that if you are unattractive.

When you hit puberty and have more than school-yard experience with life, you can comment.  Until then I believe Bella is waiting for you to log out.   :wink:
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When they're done with school and grown up the whole 90lb white as casper with flock of seagulls hair thing isn't nearly as appealing to women.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 03, 2011, 07:19:08 pm
Balton just so your aware. Check out the persons Profile that acctually posted that post about you. I think you have a guy admirer. Haha.... :twisted:

Sadly, that's an unfortunate side effect of being attractive.

When you hit puberty and have more than school-yard experience with life, you can comment.  Until then I believe Bella is waiting for you to log out.   :wink:
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When they're done with school and grown up the whole 90lb white as casper with flock of seagulls hair thing isn't nearly as appealing to women.   :mrgreen:

I am 82.27kg, bud. And fuck yeah, I love me some young booty.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: krampe on February 03, 2011, 07:26:35 pm
With or without hair?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Noctivagant on February 03, 2011, 07:50:06 pm
strange that you have all those pictures...

If you must know, yes I'm Google. Bow before me, now!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Thucydides on February 03, 2011, 08:29:34 pm
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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Elmetiacos on February 03, 2011, 08:34:15 pm
Who usurped the throne of Babylonia in 625 BC?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Thucydides on February 03, 2011, 08:39:37 pm
Who usurped the throne of Babylonia in 625 BC?

Nabopolasser, and he didn't usurp the throne, he staged a revolt against the assyrian empire that was occupying babylonia. His son, Nebuchanezzer II invaded and enslaved the jews and built the hanging gardens, like a boss
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Toffi on February 03, 2011, 09:25:33 pm
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Thanks, exactly ;-)
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Chasab on February 03, 2011, 09:54:59 pm
this thread fails so hard.

We have a dude asking a bunch of other dudes to ask him questions as if he is a girl.

http://www.tineye.com/search/8b3623389c3470cbc5147060d1e4fe37c74ec812/
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 03, 2011, 10:09:36 pm
this thread fails so hard.

We have a dude asking a bunch of other dudes to ask him questions as if he is a girl.

http://www.tineye.com/search/8b3623389c3470cbc5147060d1e4fe37c74ec812/

This post fails so hard.
We have a dude thinking a troll is asking a bunch of other trolls to ask him questions as if any of it is serious....
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Alex_C on February 03, 2011, 10:51:43 pm
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+1 Bane.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 03, 2011, 10:56:00 pm
If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a b i t c h.

If a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he is a king.

Think about it.

What's there to think? It's very simple. Hardwired human psychology + reinforcement by media. The latter is most likely due to the former.

Annnnnnnd the lock analogue isn't actually that nonsensical. Just an amusing way to put it.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 03, 2011, 11:05:52 pm
What's there to think? It's very simple. Hardwired human psychology + reinforcement by media. The latter is most likely due to the former.

Annnnnnnd the lock analogue isn't actually that nonsensical. Just an amusing way to put it.

I think many feminists would argue that there is a lot to think about in that statement. But nevermind :)

Annnnnnnd the lock analogy doesn't make sense. In what way is a person like a lock, or like a key? I don't get it...
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 03, 2011, 11:12:24 pm
I think many feminists would argue that there is a lot to think about in that statement. But nevermind :)

Annnnnnnd the lock analogy doesn't make sense. In what way is a person like a lock, or like a key? I don't get it...

Lol, feminists. I'm sure they would argue a lot of things, but why would anyone want to listen?

.. Do I really, really need to explain what the key and the lock symbolizes? Think about why it is good for women to choose their partners wisely and have as few as possible, and why it's good for men to have as many as possible. Not in the terms of the modern day, we don't evolve as fast as our society and technology changes/evolves.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 03, 2011, 11:20:09 pm
Lol, feminists. I'm sure they would argue a lot of things, but why would anyone want to listen?

.. Do I really, really need to explain what the key and the lock symbolizes? Think about why it is good for women to choose their partners wisely and have as few as possible, and why it's good for men to have as many as possible. Not in the terms of the modern day, we don't evolve as fast as our society and technology changes/evolves.

I'll ignore your feminist thing.

Please explain (I am actually interested in this):

1) Why is/was it good for women to have few partners and choose them wisely

2) Why is/was it good for men to have many partners

We can ignore the modern day if you want, but why was it so previously? And:

3) What has the rate of evolution (of humans, assuming they evolve, and of society and technology, assuming it evolves in the same sense that humans are supposed to) got to do with it? I mean by this - how would evolution affect this woman/man preference for sexual partners?


Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Alex_C on February 03, 2011, 11:20:44 pm
Deterministic nonsense; vague statements without evidence and a pointless ad hominem swipe at opposing views. It's like arguing only without all those tiresome other bits, like backing up your statements with facts, eh Xant?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 03, 2011, 11:34:12 pm
I'll ignore your feminist thing.

Please explain (I am actually interested in this):

1) Why is/was it good for women to have few partners and choose them wisely

2) Why is/was it good for men to have many partners

We can ignore the modern day if you want, but why was it so previously? And:

3) What has the rate of evolution (of humans, assuming they evolve, and of society and technology, assuming it evolves in the same sense that humans are supposed to) got to do with it? I mean by this - how would evolution affect this woman/man preference for sexual partners?




Because guys don't carry babies, kiddy.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Miley on February 03, 2011, 11:38:15 pm
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This is totally true.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 03, 2011, 11:43:22 pm
I'll ignore your feminist thing.

Please explain (I am actually interested in this):

1) Why is/was it good for women to have few partners and choose them wisely

2) Why is/was it good for men to have many partners

We can ignore the modern day if you want, but why was it so previously? And:

3) What has the rate of evolution (of humans, assuming they evolve, and of society and technology, assuming it evolves in the same sense that humans are supposed to) got to do with it? I mean by this - how would evolution affect this woman/man preference for sexual partners?

As women get pregnant, their ability to provide for themselves greatly decreases for 40 weeks. They also have harder time running from predators and doing other physical work. They cannot reproduce while they are pregnant. After that, they have a child to look after for a long, long time before the child grows enough to be self-sufficient to some extent. Because every time women have sex, they have a good chance of getting pregnant, and because every pregnancy is a huge commitment from the woman, they'd want to find the best possible partner. I.e, one with the best genetics, one who can provide and protect for them and their child. I'm not aware of how the early Homo Sapiens/Homo Erectus reacted to the children of other males of their desired/current female partner, but some species have been known to kill all offspring that isn't theirs when they find a new female for themselves.

For men, sex is a matter of minutes at most. After that, they can move on; the more females they can impregnate, the better. There was no alimony back when our genetics were written. The more impregnations, the better chances for males to get offspring that pass on their genes. The more offspring, the better chances that some of them are fully functional (no retardations or mutations.) There are many, many species where an alpha male has the monopoly on all the women; for the reasons mentioned before. Competition is bad news for everyone. The alpha, statistically, is the strongest and finest specimen around. When a stronger one appears, they become the alpha and voilá, the circle begins anew. So: For males, the more the better, no disadvantages.

Modern day technology largely invalidates all this. Abortions, condoms, society, alimony, day after pills..

tl;dr: what Balton said.

And Alex, I did not insult an opposing POV by my stab at feminism. As far as I know, Bane isn't a feminist.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Siiem on February 03, 2011, 11:53:12 pm

For men, sex is a matter of minutes at most

Hah, yes for I suppose for some weaklings.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Alex_C on February 03, 2011, 11:55:38 pm
You seem to be assuming that throughout history and across cultures, a Western-style nuclear family was the norm.

Aside from that, just like any other organism, for reproduction, the largest genetic mixture is the most desirable ideal. Therefore it would be just as advantageous for women to have sexual intercourse with lots of men (obviously selecting to some degree, as men would) meaning that they have guaranteed genetic diversity with each child. This will also ensure that these children would be more able to inter-breed if required without genetic abnormalities as they are less closely related.

And Alex, I did not insult an opposing POV by my stab at feminism.

Err... I'd say that your points of view are pretty much in opposition to feminism. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 03, 2011, 11:56:14 pm
Hah, yes for I suppose for some weaklings.

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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 04, 2011, 12:00:03 am
You seem to be assuming that throughout history and across cultures, a Western-style nuclear family was the norm.

Aside from that, just like any other organism, for reproduction, the largest genetic mixture is the most desirable ideal. Therefore it would be just as advantageous for women to have sexual intercourse with lots of men (obviously selecting to some degree, as men would) meaning that they have guaranteed genetic diversity with each child. This will also ensure that these children would be more able to inter-breed if required without genetic abnormalities as they are less closely related.

Err... I'd say that your points of view are pretty much in opposition to feminism. Correct me if I'm wrong.

No, Alex. I'm talking about hunter-gatherer societies.

But women can't, in practice (or theory), to have as many sexual intercourses as men. Could you explain why other species with pack-behaviour have evolved to 1 alpha male-> multiple females, beta males hardly if ever get to mate? I have no reason to suspect humans were any different, do you?

And I wouldn't know if my view is in opposition to feminism or not. It's a retarded "movement." And yes, ad hominem. Ow! But it doesn't matter, I'm not about to argue with any feminists.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Alex_C on February 04, 2011, 12:10:36 am
It's a retarded "movement."

In what way? Also, in what way are "" required?

No, Alex. I'm talking about hunter-gatherer societies.

But women can't, in practice (or theory), to have as many sexual intercourses as men. Could you explain why other species with pack-behaviour have evolved to 1 alpha male-> multiple females, beta males hardly if ever get to mate? I have no reason to suspect humans were any different, do you?

Firstly, could you explain to me why no other species with pack-behaviour have developed televisions? I have no reason to suspect humans are any different, do you?

Secondly, the very fact that women and men do not stick to the behaviour which you have outlined is surely a reason to suspect that humans are different, no?

Thirdly, could you actually cite the examples of 'other pack-behaviour' species in which what you've described is the case? I sure hope that it is indeed every other species, or it'd seem like your argument was pure speculation.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 04, 2011, 12:20:57 am
In what way? Also, in what way are "" required?
Way off-topic. Not that this isn't, but that'd be off-topic of the off-topic.

Firstly, could you explain to me why no other species with pack-behaviour have developed televisions? I have no reason to suspect humans are any different, do you?

Secondly, the very fact that women and men do not stick to the behaviour which you have outlined is surely a reason to suspect that humans are different, no?

Thirdly, could you actually cite the examples of 'other pack-behaviour' species in which what you've described is the case? I sure hope that it is indeed every other species, or it'd seem like your argument was pure speculation.

Yes, I can. Because of human intelligence. Humans did not pop out with televisions. Are you intentionally ignoring what I said before? It sure looks like it. I specifically said it does not apply to modern day, and this is what I was referring to when I said our genetics do not evolve as fast as our society/technology. Evolution is relatively slow. Our basic instincts are still very much like they were when our intelligence was below the levels of chimps. Because of our intelligence, we are no longer just forced to behave as we are wired.

They did. They do not, anymore, for reasons stated above. Well, actually. This discussion started because humans still show signs of this behavior.

Okay, every pack species I checked. Apes, reindeers, dogs, llamas, wolves, oxen, etc...
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 04, 2011, 12:34:04 am
As women get pregnant, their ability to provide for themselves greatly decreases for 40 weeks. They also have harder time running from predators and doing other physical work. They cannot reproduce while they are pregnant. After that, they have a child to look after for a long, long time before the child grows enough to be self-sufficient to some extent. Because every time women have sex, they have a good chance of getting pregnant, and because every pregnancy is a huge commitment from the woman, they'd want to find the best possible partner. I.e, one with the best genetics, one who can provide and protect for them and their child. I'm not aware of how the early Homo Sapiens/Homo Erectus reacted to the children of other males of their desired/current female partner, but some species have been known to kill all offspring that isn't theirs when they find a new female for themselves.

For men, sex is a matter of minutes at most. After that, they can move on; the more females they can impregnate, the better. There was no alimony back when our genetics were written. The more impregnations, the better chances for males to get offspring that pass on their genes. The more offspring, the better chances that some of them are fully functional (no retardations or mutations.) There are many, many species where an alpha male has the monopoly on all the women; for the reasons mentioned before. Competition is bad news for everyone. The alpha, statistically, is the strongest and finest specimen around. When a stronger one appears, they become the alpha and voilá, the circle begins anew. So: For males, the more the better, no disadvantages.

Modern day technology largely invalidates all this. Abortions, condoms, society, alimony, day after pills..

tl;dr: what Balton said.

And Alex, I did not insult an opposing POV by my stab at feminism. As far as I know, Bane isn't a feminist.

I am a feminist :D

But it's ok, I wasn't insulted.

Thanks for your arguments, they were interesting. However, I do have a few things to say about them:

As women get pregnant, their ability to provide for themselves greatly decreases for 40 weeks.

Greatly is an exaggeration. While pregnant, you can do what you did before you were pregnant. There is a period of about one month or a little less where certain things become more difficult (depending on the person and the size of the baby), but the only thing likely to result in miscarriage is something that would generally be bad for you if you weren't pregnant as well (such as falling down stairs).

They also have harder time running from predators and doing other physical work.

I'm pretty certain that any animal that can hunt and eat humans can't be outrun by a human. I don't think that running is one of the strong points of human evolution - most animals that are dangerous to us can outrun us.

After that, they have a child to look after for a long, long time before the child grows enough to be self-sufficient to some extent

I thought we weren't talking about modern times? This is a modern bias imposed on our ancestors. I very much doubt that the woman alone would have to look after the child. In fact, it was far more likely that the whole tribe (including of course, but not limited to, the sexual partner) helped with raising and looking after the child.
The idea of the family unit is a very modern one, and certainly came about after the invention/development of agriculture. If you think about it, it's strange that we split up into pairs and the responsibility of looking after offspring is the couple's responsibility alone (and of course, more seen as the woman's responsibility). If we're talking species survival as a motive (wanting children to survive), the best way is for everybody to help.

Because every time women have sex, they have a good chance of getting pregnant, and because every pregnancy is a huge commitment from the woman, they'd want to find the best possible partner. I.e, one with the best genetics, one who can provide and protect for them and their child. I'm not aware of how the early Homo Sapiens/Homo Erectus reacted to the children of other males of their desired/current female partner, but some species have been known to kill all offspring that isn't theirs when they find a new female for themselves.

I completely agree that the woman would want to look for the best possible partner (if we're assuming evolutionary theory here), but isn't your argument also one that can be used for men looking for the best possible partner?
As you say the male will be providing and protecting them and their child, so wouldn't he want a partner who is 'worth' (in terms of evolutionary theory) providing for and protecting?
Why is it just women who are doing the selection? And how is what they are selecting for (someone strong, healthy, fit, smart, knowledgeable, sociable etc etc) different from what the male is selecting for? Surely they're both doing it?

While its true that in some species the male kills offspring (when he isn't sure they're his - sometimes they accidentally kill their own), for example in lions, I'm not sure that the behaviour of a pack carnivore can be applied to that of a social omnivore.

For men, sex is a matter of minutes at most. After that, they can move on; the more females they can impregnate, the better. There was no alimony back when our genetics were written. The more impregnations, the better chances for males to get offspring that pass on their genes.

This would be true if we were monkeys or apes. But we aren't. Do you really think that human social interaction (ideas about fidelity and jealousy for example) were any different back then? I imagine people have always had more or less the same social constructs, the same ideas about love etc. I think its a little simplistic to assume we had the same social sexual behaviour as apes. My point is that I don't think it's true that men could just move on - the same as now, there were probably social conventions and rules that prevented that to an extent.

Anyway, so the goal here is to pass on the genetics? Why isn't that a goal for women too? I don't understand why the male is so eager to do this, and the female isn't? Surely they both want to? In which case, the woman should sleep around as well, in order to get as many different children by different parents as possible, so that the chances of good genetics are higher?

And, don't you think that (as you stated earlier - the male is apparently providing and protecting) humans are smart enough to figure out that expending energy looking after one set of children has more gain in the end (more chance of their survival) than running around and impregnating everybody, then having to just hope that some of them survive?


There are many, many species where an alpha male has the monopoly on all the women; for the reasons mentioned before. Competition is bad news for everyone. The alpha, statistically, is the strongest and finest specimen around. When a stronger one appears, they become the alpha and voilá, the circle begins anew.

Comparison with other species is a little dubious, since there are species where the female eats the male after sex, and others where the society is matriarchal.
The biggest difference between humans and other species in this area is that human males don't compete for mates. In all the species where this does happen, males (once they reach adolescence) leave the tribe or group and live alone, growing, then return and compete for control over the group, or another group. For this reason, males die a lot (they have to live on their own). So the male to female ratio is very different. All the males in the group will be too young to have sex, or will be the alpha male, or are too weak to leave the tribe so they accept the dominance of the alpha male.

Humans don't work like this. Humans don't compete in the same way - when it comes to survival, they co-operate. The male to female ratio in any group is roughly 50/50. There isn't much competition for mates, for females or for males. So the whole social dynamic that you're infering from other species - that men try to dominate a group and impregnate many women, while women have to be selective and worry that pregnancy/raising a child will be hard, just doesn't work for humans. Women have the whole group to help them out with raising the child (and obviously not all the women are pregnant all the time, so there are many people to help with hunting etc while that one person is resting for a few weeks), and men don't have to compete for mates.

But anyway, some interesting arguments.


Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: AdNecrias on February 04, 2011, 12:38:00 am
Bane the bookwriitter.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 04, 2011, 12:54:33 am
Bane the bookwriitter.

I was waiting for a pizza to arrive ;)

Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Ishar on February 04, 2011, 12:59:35 am
I think many feminists would argue that there is a lot to think about in that statement.
Since I'm not in the kitchen right now, I'm out of their reach.

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tl;dr: what Balton said.
Never, ever say that. Shame on you!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 04, 2011, 01:02:01 am
Climbing is a human strong point though, and was our main way of avoiding predators. Running for a tree, and then climbing it, would be harder for someone pregnant. Pretty minor point, though.

Well, I suspect humans were monogamous (like f.ex gray wolves) if the human population was scarce. However, we'd have more genes from the bigger groups of humans than the loners. I'm not really talking of a family unit as of such, though. What I meant by "After that, they have a child to look after for a long, long time before the child grows enough to be self-sufficient to some extent" is that by default, it's that. That's why they seek the strongest possible group/male (goes hand in hand, often - population density plays a part again, of course, but generally speaking it'd still work the same) for protection/help. Especially since the alpha is the one doing the impregnating, what choice does the female have? Sure, you can go around sleeping with betas and whoever you can find, but that's very unwise and you'll get left alone to die very, very fast. It just makes sense for survival to stick with one alpha male and his pack.

It's not the same, because the males run the packs. They can protect multiple females and their children. Or- they can just impregnate a woman and leave them. It doesn't matter - that's the point! They lose nothing. There is no commitment. Worst that can happen? The female and her children die. Okay. The male wasted a minute - best that happens is that the female survives. It's a win-win, whereas a female has to commit. And I was thinking of lions, yes. Not sure about other species and wikipedia articles are pretty lacking usually.

That depends how far back we are going. Fidelity, love and jealousy are born out of basic instincts.. the very same we are discussing. They've all become much more refined, of course, as our intelligence grew and we started getting manipulated more by outside sources. The very same intelligence that elevated us above other animals also can give birth to some really wicked ideas. I doubt there were social conventions or such that would make men think twice, quite the opposite... one could argue that the "man sleeps around is a king, woman sleeps around is a whore" thing is evidence for this. As to the last point of yours to my quote: I've said it before in this post with different words, but... you can do both. You can impregnate everything that moves on two legs and still look after one set of children. That is exactly the point I am trying to make. Women do not have the same freedom, due to both their physiology and their social status.

Hence, I've tried to compare the human species to others that are faintly similar - spiders eating their mates have really nothing to do with humans. The key points would be 1) being a pack animal, 1.1) being a mammal, 2) the males being stronger and dominant, 3) similar pregnancy/mating times.



Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Tristan on February 04, 2011, 01:09:20 am
Bane the brain...

I agree with you though!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Elmetiacos on February 04, 2011, 01:40:52 am
This post fails so hard.
We have a dude thinking a troll is asking a bunch of other trolls to ask him questions as if any of it is serious....
This troll fails so hard. We have a troll thinking a girl is asking.... no, wait... thinking a troll is asking a bunch of girls... no, wait... hang on... we have a girl asking a troll if a bunch of other girls... no, no... ah, nevermind.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Tristan on February 04, 2011, 01:50:37 am
Well the troll ammo was good enough for it to last at least 5 pages?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 04, 2011, 02:05:29 am
Me likez dat avatar of yours!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 04, 2011, 02:20:31 am
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Hmm. Ok, apologies for doing this again, but it will be a long post (its an area that interests me a lot):

Firstly, on the climbing - it isn't such a minor point. It would have certainly been very useful for getting away from certain predators. Again, the problem is that most animals that are capable of hunting and eating a human, are easily better at climbing than a human is.
Big cats and bears can all climb better than we can. I suppose with a large headstart you could get high enough up a tree that a wolf or some other large canine couldn't follow, but they can move very fast and can run up a tree (my dog does it all the time) if its at even a slight angle.

I think my main point here with the physical side of survival, is that humans are mediocre at everything. We're weak compared to almost every animal our size and many smaller animals, we're slow compared to most animals, and we're crap at climbing compared to a lot of animals. We can't swim very well (cats do it better and they loathe water), we don't have any natural weapons (we have herbivore teeth, and no claws, and our skin isn't very tough, we don't have any venoms or poisons etc etc). We have less muscle as a percentage of body weight than most other mammals, even herbivores (pigs have more muscle than we do!).

For survival, humans can't play the same game as other animals do. So we re-invented the game, and made different rules. Survival for humans is about being clever, not being able to chase down a deer or wrestle with a bear. We make tools, and plan tactics for hunting, and work out how other animals think and react so we can intimidate them or fool them into not attacking us.
And later of course we worked out how to use animals to provide labour and security. And after that we worked out how to breed animals and plants for the best possible benefit to us.

This is why we don't follow the same pattern of social interaction as other species. Human strength is only impressive when compared with other humans. To every other animal our size, we're puny.

There isn't an alpha male in human tribes. It isn't (and wasn't) how it works. In a gorilla tribe, the alpha male is actually capable of fending off predators (not that gorillas have many), and so he has a role beyond just fighting other males.
An excellent example is lions. The male lion is crap at hunting (his mane makes it difficult for him), but he can stay at home while the females hunt, and protect the cubs. Since he is larger than the females, and his mane makes him look larger still, he can intimidate anything that wants to kill or eat the children, and has more of a chance in a fight against anything big enough to be hunting lion cubs (buffalo for example). He has a proper role beyond just fighting other males.

In a human tribe, there are many males. There isn't just one who's duty is protecting the children because he is the strongest. Predators who see humans as potential prey aren't going to be intimidated by a guy who is a few inches taller and a bit more built than all those other puny humans.

A lot of evolutionary theory is concerned with the conservation of energy - you need to consume more energy than you expend, or at least balance it. If all the human males in a tribe spent their time competing with other males, there would be no energy to do other socially productive things (hunting, building etc). It works for lions, because the male lion has very little else to do, and the pride isn't full of other male lions, so he doesn't have to compete that often (and also only in mating season).

Another very important point is that when we talk about females of the human species, we aren't talking about a baby production machine. If a woman dies, the whole tribe has lost (as well as potential future children) a hugely valuable asset to the tribe's survival. The women contribute to the tribe's survival in the same way as the men do - hunting, making tools, gathering food, etc etc.
Division of labour based on sex is a luxury that comes later with agriculture and settled tribes - it isn't possible in a hunter gatherer society.
A human male loses a huge amount if a woman dies (the whole tribe does), even more so than if the children die.

The social conventions I was referring to are things like marriage. Every current human culture (and historically most human cultures) has some version of a ritual that is a similar version of marriage. Not only that, but other conventions such as familial interest and protectiveness about their children's partners.

Also, its a bit difficult to talk about the growth of intelligence in terms of evolutionary theory. Intelligence is very difficult to define, to begin with. And even more difficult to relate to biology or anatomy. The hunter/gatherer tribes that we are discussing were of the same species as us, and therefore had the same level of intelligence.


I've said it before in this post with different words, but... you can do both. You can impregnate everything that moves on two legs and still look after one set of children. That is exactly the point I am trying to make. Women do not have the same freedom, due to both their physiology and their social status

But this assumes that there is only one male in the group. The male can only do that if a) the other women don't want him to look after their children as well and b) the other males who are partners with the other women don't get angry at having to look after children that aren't theirs

This would only be possible if there were only one male. As I've said before, human tribe population is 50/50 female to male ratio. There isn't an alpha male, it's impossible with so many other males around. If there were, the other males would work together and kill him.

To clarify, I mean an alpha male in a sexual sense. Its impossible with a 50/50 ratio. The supposed alpha male simply can't make sure that the other males aren't sleeping with 'his' women, and wouldn't be able to fight or intimidate all the other males (assuming that they want to pass on their own genes as much as he does his).

This is ignoring the role of women in the scenario of course. They would have selected mates whom they preferred, and the alpha male system wouldn't work for their selection (they want to pass on their genes too, so other women's children are competition for this, in the same way that other men's children are for men).

To sum up my point:

Humans are social animals. Survival depends on co-operation, not conflict. The male/female ratio means that males can't compete for mates in the same way that other animals do. The evolutionary strengths of humans are not physical (everything else is stronger and more dangerous), they are intellectual and co-operative. Having an alpha male system in the human species doesn't make sense, and is counter productive to the species.
Essentially we don't work (physically or socially) in remotely the same way as any other species. The alpha male thing is an observed phenomena in other species that was later applied to humans. It fit in with the theories of many social Darwinists (the worst kind of darwinist).

Your last point: 1) We're not a pack animal in the same sense that other animals are. Our internal social structures work very differently.
1.1) true
2) This is debatable, but the argument for it involves an argument against social and biological evolution, so it'd take a long time
3) Most animals don't have monthly cycles of maximum/minimum fertility, they have a mating season.

 


Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 04, 2011, 02:25:30 am
 :shock:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Tristan on February 04, 2011, 03:08:27 am
I'd love to be able to source quote this, but just in support of Bane's argument I saw a study that actually showed females had equally maybe even larger "lust" for extra-maritial affairs especially when they are most fertile. Remember that often when a man commits infidelity so does his partner.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Dach on February 04, 2011, 03:29:57 am
Message for all the troll around here:

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Duck and cover! This thread is getting wayyyyy to serious!  :shock:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 04, 2011, 06:50:28 am
So, there is this guy Balton... He iz SOOO great looking. DId you see his pictures???

I think that you are mistaken. He is merely taking a picture in good lighting and in a good angle in order to look good for his only friends in which reside on the internet. In real life, he probably looks a lot like yourself; acne ridden, ~250lbs, extremely ugly. You get the picture. Attention whores these days, so silly broski.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 04, 2011, 06:53:32 am
This!
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I think that you are mistaken. He is merely taking a picture in good lighting and in a good angle in order to look good for his only friends in which reside on the internet. In real life, he probably looks a lot like yourself; acne ridden, ~250lbs, extremely ugly. You get the picture. Attention whores these days, so silly broski.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 04, 2011, 06:55:05 am
this thread fails so hard.

We have a dude asking a bunch of other dudes to ask him questions as if he is a girl.

http://www.tineye.com/search/8b3623389c3470cbc5147060d1e4fe37c74ec812/

Wow, I had no idea that I was so famous.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 04, 2011, 07:49:31 am
I think that you are mistaken. He is merely taking a picture in good lighting and in a good angle in order to look good for his only friends in which reside on the internet. In real life, he probably looks a lot like yourself; acne ridden, ~250lbs, extremely ugly. You get the picture. Attention whores these days, so silly broski.

250lbs with abs, I'll take that.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 04, 2011, 01:18:18 pm
snip

I've got other stuff to do, so not gonna answer to all the points now.

On climbing: That is true, bears and big cats are better climbers. But they're also very suspect to being poked in the eyes by sharp sticks while doing so. Being in a tree gives the humans a huge defensive advantage and even a single human could very successfully defend there if they had a sharp enough stick and enough will to survive.

What humans did or didn't do is very controversial and every now and then a "scientific study" pops out and says what we previously know is wrong. In "" because most scientific studies are nowhere near as reliable as people think, and just because there's science in there it doesn't mean the researches were intelligent or made the right conclusions.

So: I'm mostly basing this on my own reasoning and only drawing from certain theories/studies occasionally (evolution theory etc.)

There wasn't an alpha male in human tribes? Really? I'm genuinely interested, what's your source? That seems highly unlikely to me, and I find it extremely probable that if we (the modern humans) got thrown into a prehistoric setting now, the tribes would have an alpha male. It only makes sense - and why would the best fighter NOT assume control?

Since humans are relatively puny creatures compared to other things of our size, as you said, the alpha probably wasn't solely in charge of defending the tribe. As to infighting: you make it sound like the alpha position would be contested on a daily basis, many times. Not how it works and after the position is established, it would remain stable for a long time or unless some new adult male joins the tribe (and then it would more likely be something resembling a wrestling match until domination is gained and shown... so nothing lethal, (we've built in stuff to make it harder to kill humans as well) and nothing harming the tribe.)

In a hunter-gatherer society everyone had a role, yep. But losing a member also means there is one less mouth to feed and provide for, it's not such a huge loss. Depends on the original size of the tribe of course, though...

Also, I don't see how that assumes only one male in a group - it only assumes that the group has a dominant male.

About intelligence: yes and no, but both this subject (intelligence) and the one we're currently discussing are very, very wide and also related to eachother - to cover everything you'd have to write a few books.

I disagree with the latter points about alpha males and it being impossible - can you provide any sources/extra backing for that theory? Because otherwise it's just "no, ur rong" and "am not!"

After weapons such as crude spears were developed, humans became very competitive with other species, physically (kind of... the spear is a result of their intelligence).

But let's assume 50-50 ratio without an alpha male for a moment. That'd still support women sticking to as few partners as possible and men impregnating as many women as possible..

Also, this is longer than I intended it to be already.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: EponiCo on February 04, 2011, 01:58:22 pm
There wasn't an alpha male in human tribes? Really? I'm genuinely interested, what's your source? That seems highly unlikely to me, and I find it extremely probable that if we (the modern humans) got thrown into a prehistoric setting now, the tribes would have an alpha male. It only makes sense - and why would the best fighter NOT assume control?

Because the best fighter might not be the smartest (they probably used wisest, though)?
Also ...

Sure, you can go around sleeping with betas and whoever you can find, but that's very unwise and you'll get left alone to die very, very fast. It just makes sense for survival to stick with one alpha male and his pack.

... it might be kind of better to have a "beta" who only has to feed you, than an "alpha" who has to feed 9 others. Kind of like it is today. Going back to Gorath, a woman becoming the third wife of a 10000$ earner will have less posh dinners than the sole wife of a 5000$ earner. Actually, this seems to be another aspect that hasn't been covered - is a girl that sleeps with many guys (for free, even worse) not unlike a foreigner who comes here to take our jobs?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 04, 2011, 02:13:10 pm
When I read this thread I get horny  :lol:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Toffi on February 04, 2011, 02:50:50 pm
cool discussion I started on page 2:D
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 05, 2011, 01:23:13 am
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Well, again, interesting points. Again, a very very long post. I put it in spoilers for less wall of text effect -  for those deeply bored by it, its the spam section, so tough shit.

Just as a brief history of the idea we're discussing:

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First, the animal kingdom (where this idea was taken from):
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Secondly, the theory of the alpha male in a human society doesn't have any internal logical sense:

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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Xant on February 05, 2011, 11:58:58 pm
Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 06, 2011, 01:25:58 am
I am serious now, stop it, this posts are too long. This is spam section, keep it short and stupid!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Rogue_Eagle on February 06, 2011, 02:25:44 am
do they have internet in the kitchen?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Noctivagant on February 06, 2011, 04:38:42 am
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I'm not impressed.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Kalam on February 06, 2011, 04:47:41 am
Evolutionary sociology is an outdated method of thinking that hasn't done much except encourage idiots to pursue ridiculous conclusions in the name of 'science'. This thread stinks of it.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 07, 2011, 06:26:45 pm
This thread stinks. 

'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Maira on February 07, 2011, 06:36:30 pm
You guys don't have to write all that, just post this --> "I want troll points.", there, simple and easy on the eyes.

Oh, forgot...

I want troll points.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: jspook on February 07, 2011, 07:12:08 pm
I started to read this thread....
but then I got distracted by something shiny out of the corner of my eye.

shiny stuff........  mmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 07, 2011, 07:19:29 pm
You guys don't have to write all that, just post this --> "I want troll points.", there, simple and easy on the eyes.

Oh, forgot...

I want troll points.

I want - troll points.  -200 is within sight.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Maira on February 07, 2011, 07:23:58 pm
I want - troll points.  -200 is within sight.

Here, have one on me. *throws a -1 troll penny*
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Punisher on February 07, 2011, 07:40:54 pm
Give me troll points
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 07, 2011, 07:42:22 pm
Rep begging, pathetic.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 07, 2011, 08:37:24 pm
Rep begging, pathetic.

Says the e-whore.  Get a tan, pale-face.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 07, 2011, 11:26:56 pm
Says the e-whore.  Get a tan, pale-face.

Your envy makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 08, 2011, 01:11:38 am
Your envy makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.

Who do you think is envious of having an alabaster white complexion?  Vamp-tards?   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Maira on February 08, 2011, 01:35:58 am
Your envy makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.

Dead serious question, do you have heterochromia or is that lens on your avatar? Cause, anyway, just curious.

Edit: Nvm it's the sun... =p
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Banok on February 08, 2011, 03:11:03 am
these forums are a cesspool.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Ecko on February 08, 2011, 03:17:49 am
Go ahead.

Why do you smell like fish bro?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Maira on February 08, 2011, 05:08:01 am
Ecko, your signature reeks of awesome.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: crojosip on February 09, 2011, 01:49:49 am
I agree
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Thomas Dixon on February 09, 2011, 02:03:56 am
these forums are a cesspool.
omg has anyone told you not to have kids
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 09, 2011, 05:00:34 am
Your envy makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.
I just want to know...
How do you see envy in his post of any kind?
Because I don't?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Mustang_Sweets on February 09, 2011, 11:32:08 pm
Do you have a bunny for a pet?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Christo on February 09, 2011, 11:46:57 pm
Why do women want us guys to treat them politely with kind words, when they're saying we're god damn animals? Makes no sense.

I mean, I open the door for a woman, et cetera, et cetera, but listening to the "all of you guys are same fckin' morons" thing is killing me.

If you want to be treated nicely, it has to work on both sides, not just on one.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: bruce on February 11, 2011, 02:15:33 pm
Why do women want us guys to treat them politely with kind words

Lies.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Christo on February 11, 2011, 11:07:59 pm
Lies.

Really?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: bruce on February 12, 2011, 04:17:12 am
Really?

The ones which are continuously whining how men are bastards are typically also not attracted to nice men, they just ignore them and fall for the next bastard in line.

Stop courting them, won't lead anywhere useful  :D
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Kalam on February 12, 2011, 04:19:16 am
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml (http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml)
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Miley on February 12, 2011, 05:03:17 am
Both deserve to be treated equally. ^_^
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: bruce on February 12, 2011, 10:26:31 am
Well, we have a saying here that everyone gets to be with whom they deserve. It's generally quite damn true, too.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Christo on February 12, 2011, 10:41:07 am
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml (http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml)

If you posted the "Nice Guy" description to me, it's all wrong. I'm different than that, I just tend to see them as equal partners, that's it.
But I'm no blind fool.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 12, 2011, 11:02:44 am
Both deserve to be treated equally. ^_^

Virgin for life.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Kalam on February 12, 2011, 11:35:38 am
Admittedly, I do almost everything in regards to my significant other that would make me a 'nice guy' according to that article. However, she feels the same way. It's an emotional co-dependence that we're both comfortable with. I am not, however, a nice person in general. The fact is, with most relationships, the emotional attachment is minute in the beginning, and I think that's the cultural expectation. So if you don't find someone who needs that emotional depth, you'd do well to act accordingly.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Mustang_Sweets on February 16, 2011, 09:37:21 pm
Admittedly, I do almost everything in regards to my significant other that would make me a 'nice guy' according to that article. However, she feels the same way. It's an emotional co-dependence that we're both comfortable with. I am not, however, a nice person in general. The fact is, with most relationships, the emotional attachment is minute in the beginning, and I think that's the cultural expectation. So if you don't find someone who needs that emotional depth, you'd do well to act accordingly.

Kalam I hate you, only on the face that your chosen article has too much for me to drink at my continuous reading state. 
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Mustang_Sweets on February 16, 2011, 09:38:27 pm
Virgin for life.
AND YOU DIE ALONE AND UNHAPPY!!! JERSEY SHORE WANNA BE!!!

bold and caps lock FTW
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 17, 2011, 03:20:01 am
AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND UNHAPPY!!! JERSEY SHORE WANNA BE!!!

bold and caps lock FTW
Quote FTW

Edit: Your Grammer
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 17, 2011, 03:22:54 am
Quote FTW

Edit: Your Grammer

Grammar.

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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 17, 2011, 03:27:58 am
Grammar.

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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: SeQuel on February 17, 2011, 10:19:40 am
Grammar.

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LMAO wow.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: FICO on February 17, 2011, 01:02:49 pm
250lbs with abs, I'll take that.
well i do not do weight training for nice 6pack. i have enough sex to keep them in top shape
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: ManOfWar on February 17, 2011, 02:00:54 pm
well i do not do weight training for nice 6pack. i have enough sex to keep them in top shape

Im workin on the weight lifting part, and the sex part :/
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: FICO on February 17, 2011, 04:20:26 pm
Im workin on the weight lifting part, and the sex part :/
jolly good! no need to worry about your figure
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 17, 2011, 06:42:40 pm
jolly good! no need to worry about your figure

Indeed.
A guy with a 6-pack for abs doesn't drink enough imo.  Beer, lagers, ales, whiskey's and scotch adds a healthy padding to the belly.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Quirian on February 17, 2011, 06:43:47 pm
Indeed.
A guy with a 6-pack for abs doesn't drink enough imo.  Beer, lagers, ales, whiskey's and scotch adds a healthy padding to the belly.
+100
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: FICO on February 17, 2011, 11:41:38 pm
Indeed.
A guy with a 6-pack for abs doesn't drink enough imo.  Beer, lagers, ales, whiskey's and scotch adds a healthy padding to the belly.
everybody's trying to lose weight. everything is aimed toward them. with this diet lose this much kg with that diet lose that much kg.
HOW ABOUT F*ING DIET TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT?!?!
i have thrown into myself tons of food for few months just to gain LESS THAN 1 KG!!!! people said "don't worry, you'll surely going to be fatter when married". well when i got married i got kids, no kilos, just - kids.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 18, 2011, 12:00:41 am
Im workin on the weight lifting part, and the sex part :/

In a decade or three, maybe you'll finally get to my [current] level.

well i do not do weight training for nice 6pack. i have enough sex to keep them in top shape

The secret to the sculpted Greek God body I have achieved is... Many doses of both.

everybody's trying to lose weight. everything is aimed toward them. with this diet lose this much kg with that diet lose that much kg.
HOW ABOUT F*ING DIET TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT?!?!
i have thrown into myself tons of food for few months just to gain LESS THAN 1 KG!!!! people said "don't worry, you'll surely going to be fatter when married". well when i got married i got kids, no kilos, just - kids.

You're not eating enough. I find it really easy to manipulate weight both ways.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 18, 2011, 12:33:42 am
In a decade or three, maybe you'll finally get to my [current] level.

The secret to the sculpted Greek God body I have achieved is... Many doses of both.

You're not eating enough. I find it really easy to manipulate weight both ways.
You don't have a six pack in your pic?
It's just a horizontal dent where your belly button is and skin stretched over your ribcage.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Heroin on February 18, 2011, 02:01:01 am
You don't have a six pack in your pic?
It's just a horizontal dent where your belly button is and skin stretched over your ribcage.

lol, this. +1.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 18, 2011, 03:02:56 am
everybody's trying to lose weight. everything is aimed toward them. with this diet lose this much kg with that diet lose that much kg.
HOW ABOUT F*ING DIET TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT?!?!

lol, I already said a diet to add some mass man.  An abundance of drinking.   :wink:
You don't have a six pack in your pic?
It's just a horizontal dent where your belly button is and skin stretched over your ribcage.
lol, this. +1.
Make that +2.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Dante_Goujian on February 18, 2011, 03:03:47 am
In a decade or three, maybe you'll finally get to my [current] level.

The secret to the sculpted Greek God body I have achieved is... Many doses of both.

You're not eating enough. I find it really easy to manipulate weight both ways.

If you grew up in my neighborhood, I would have taken your bike from you and rode around on it til I was finished with it.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trael on February 18, 2011, 03:20:35 am
You're not eating enough. I find it really easy to manipulate weight both ways.
"You're not eating crappy enough stuff. After stuffing myself full of sugar and fat i find my genetics to end up changing my weight to some direction even without adding muscle mass." <-- fixed that one for you ;)

me myself, atleast if i dont eat pure sugar & fat diet, wont end up gaining weight with basicly anything but having my muscles grow, in the genetics.

good thing i dont really need to get more mass, as i really dont like eating much sugar, i dislike its taste (and no sugar does not taste sweet, it tastes like sugar and dampens all other tastes in food, unlike making foodstuff sweeter with several types of fruits and so...)

basicly no matter how much i eat, it wont stick as fat. (im thin next to having no stomach to be found if i havent just stuffed myself full of food, but still i dont basicly know anyone who can and does eat as much as i do irl.)

but muscle on other hand is completely different thing: back at military service first 2 months most reported loosing weight, i gained 3kg (fastest change in weight in that decade) and during 1 year of service gained total of about 10kg (when i entered i was about 54kg [and just under 180cm if someone is wondering]). later after service at some point i picked up fencing again gained 9 kg in mostly just leg muscles in year or two. :D
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 18, 2011, 06:56:46 pm
"You're not eating crappy enough stuff. After stuffing myself full of sugar and fat i find my genetics to end up changing my weight to some direction even without adding muscle mass." <-- fixed that one for you ;)

me myself, atleast if i dont eat pure sugar & fat diet, wont end up gaining weight with basicly anything but having my muscles grow, in the genetics.

good thing i dont really need to get more mass, as i really dont like eating much sugar, i dislike its taste (and no sugar does not taste sweet, it tastes like sugar and dampens all other tastes in food, unlike making foodstuff sweeter with several types of fruits and so...)

basicly no matter how much i eat, it wont stick as fat. (im thin next to having no stomach to be found if i havent just stuffed myself full of food, but still i dont basicly know anyone who can and does eat as much as i do irl.)

but muscle on other hand is completely different thing: back at military service first 2 months most reported loosing weight, i gained 3kg (fastest change in weight in that decade) and during 1 year of service gained total of about 10kg (when i entered i was about 54kg [and just under 180cm if someone is wondering]). later after service at some point i picked up fencing again gained 9 kg in mostly just leg muscles in year or two. :D

So you're one of those.  Must be nice.  I drink a beer, gain a lb.  In the end however I just don't give a fuck since cosmetics is the only use for the whole six-pack body craze.
My taste buds tend to go the opposite route as yours as well.  Fruit is typically fairly bitter and textured funky.  I'm just a meat and potatos type of guy.  Bacon wrapped steak with garlic and a side of slow cooked brisket with a baked potato. 
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Mmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 19, 2011, 01:36:04 am
So you're one of those.  Must be nice.  I drink a beer, gain a lb.  In the end however I just don't give a fuck since cosmetics is the only use for the whole six-pack body craze.
My taste buds tend to go the opposite route as yours as well.  Fruit is typically fairly bitter and textured funky.  I'm just a meat and potatos type of guy.  Bacon wrapped steak with garlic and a side of slow cooked brisket with a baked potato. 
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Mmmmmmm
That looks so fucking good right now I almost started drooling.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trael on February 19, 2011, 02:17:49 am
So you're one of those.  Must be nice.  I drink a beer, gain a lb.  In the end however I just don't give a fuck since cosmetics is the only use for the whole six-pack body craze.
My taste buds tend to go the opposite route as yours as well.  Fruit is typically fairly bitter and textured funky.  I'm just a meat and potatos type of guy.  Bacon wrapped steak with garlic and a side of slow cooked brisket with a baked potato. 
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Mmmmmmm
your taste does not go all that differently compared to me, i can see myself enjoying that :D

but yeah not all that much into drinking beer, well good thing becouse gaining weight sounds like getting "weaker" if muscles wont grow also and growing muscles sounds like work aaand lazynes is saying it would be extra work and unnessessary..

but yeah i know from couple of my friends that beer is in fact quite good at giving couple extra kilograms.

but duh that item of meatfullness in your picture looks delicious...
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 19, 2011, 08:29:57 am
"You're not eating crappy enough stuff. After stuffing myself full of sugar and fat i find my genetics to end up changing my weight to some direction even without adding muscle mass." <-- fixed that one for you ;)

me myself, atleast if i dont eat pure sugar & fat diet, wont end up gaining weight with basicly anything but having my muscles grow, in the genetics.

good thing i dont really need to get more mass, as i really dont like eating much sugar, i dislike its taste (and no sugar does not taste sweet, it tastes like sugar and dampens all other tastes in food, unlike making foodstuff sweeter with several types of fruits and so...)

basicly no matter how much i eat, it wont stick as fat. (im thin next to having no stomach to be found if i havent just stuffed myself full of food, but still i dont basicly know anyone who can and does eat as much as i do irl.)

but muscle on other hand is completely different thing: back at military service first 2 months most reported loosing weight, i gained 3kg (fastest change in weight in that decade) and during 1 year of service gained total of about 10kg (when i entered i was about 54kg [and just under 180cm if someone is wondering]). later after service at some point i picked up fencing again gained 9 kg in mostly just leg muscles in year or two. :D

You think eating fat will make you gain weight? No wonder you have such trouble with your figure...

So you're one of those.  Must be nice.  I drink a beer, gain a lb.  In the end however I just don't give a fuck since cosmetics is the only use for the whole six-pack body craze.
My taste buds tend to go the opposite route as yours as well.  Fruit is typically fairly bitter and textured funky.  I'm just a meat and potatos type of guy.  Bacon wrapped steak with garlic and a side of slow cooked brisket with a baked potato. 
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Mmmmmmm

It's all that HFCS, if you can abstain from it for a few months, your taste buds will completely change. And that "meal" is like a snack I eat before breakfast.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 19, 2011, 09:09:34 am
And that "meal" is like a snack I eat before breakfast.
He was saying that, that is what he prefers and showed a delicious example.
Not the amount...
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Krakatit on February 19, 2011, 09:25:59 am
The effect of gaining weight when you drink beer is not because of the beer but it is because beer have lots of B vitamin which
can drastically increase your appetite. So in the end you gain your weight from all the food you eat when youre drinking beer.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 19, 2011, 10:48:15 am
He was saying that, that is what he prefers and showed a delicious example.
Not the amount...

Remember, english is not baltards native language.  He's still an idiot no matter what language however.

The effect of gaining weight when you drink beer is not because of the beer but it is because beer have lots of B vitamin which
can drastically increase your appetite. So in the end you gain your weight from all the food you eat when youre drinking beer.

Eating kind of negates the purpose of drinking imo.  You drink to get drunk.  Eating makes you more sober, and also increases the potential for projectile vomiting, which means you need to drink more, sort of making the first drinks a waste.  Nah, much better to have a light snack before drinking and then slam em down for the rest of the night over a game of kings or high-low-red-black.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Krakatit on February 19, 2011, 12:13:51 pm
Making yourself sober by drinking is a myth. Food cant remove alcohol from your blood. Well i heard that by eating one apple you can somehow negate a little amount of alchohol which you drunk but its not very effective. But you can make resistant to alcohol by eating greasy or oily food before drinking. It will make a greasy layer inside of your stomach so you wont be absorbing the alcohol which you will drink in near future. But it can have wasting effects because after digesting that layer you will start absorbing all the alcohol which had no/small effect until this moment.
I saw once one guy looking sober after drinking this way and all of a sudden he just fell down and couldnt stand up :D
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Dante_Goujian on February 19, 2011, 02:29:20 pm
Having food in the tummy slows the alcohol reaching your intestines (where it is absorbed), thus giving your liver more time to start processing the alcohol, thus leaving you more sober.

So the end result is "eating before drinking makes you more sober."
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: FICO on February 20, 2011, 12:18:18 pm
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Mmmmmmm
my teeth.... in that.... deep.... rrrrrrr..... snap!

my gums are itching now. i need meat
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 21, 2011, 05:37:37 am
I added a relevant poll. Let me know if anyone important is missing.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 21, 2011, 06:06:11 am
I added a relevant poll. Let me know if anyone important is missing.

*yawn*
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Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 21, 2011, 06:06:46 am
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You mad bro?
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Draedan on February 21, 2011, 06:13:33 am
Draedan; the attention seeking autist of whom is sad that no one cares that he is playing the game again
You care =]
I didn't know autist was a word?
lol
And I was sad.
but not anymore because I have a new graphics card.
So can you change that to
Draedan; the friendly happy autistic nineteen year old, that Trippin cares enough about to post in his topics.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trael on February 21, 2011, 06:14:32 am
You think eating fat will make you gain weight? No wonder you have such trouble with your figure...

It's all that HFCS, if you can abstain from it for a few months, your taste buds will completely change. And that "meal" is like a snack I eat before breakfast.
Gaining weight and gaining fat are quite different things in my books. Gaining fat is where i have never seemed to make any progress (not that i would have really tried or wanted) so i have kind of guessed that i would have to eat quite differently [tossing wild guess that having some sugar in my food could be good start, instead of standars "and then i wanted something sweet and came back from shop with couple of grapes" and so...

Gaining weight, in that i have seen direct correlation to gaining muscles, so if i would want i could up my weight by starting to train those... but then again, would i need some, have time, have unlazziness enough...

Dont know can i really say that having stable weight is problem with figure.

Kind of annoying when im trying to get effective foodstuffs, so i would not need to use 1/3 of my wake hours eating some diet products that hold 90% of nothing just to get enough energy for my body to feel good, just becouse trend seems to be "loose weight, loose fat, what do you mean everyone does not need to reduce their eating just to be able to fit tru doors...."

edit:
Btw... i kind of hope Trippin is playing _Troll: the flaming_ with his frien.. i mean multiple personality disorder personalities... becouse this many replies would potentially net quite score, expecially when part of them are just other conversations going in thread.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 21, 2011, 06:23:40 am
Btw... i kind of hope Trippin is playing _Troll: the flaming_ with his frien.. i mean multiple personality disorder personalities... becouse this many replies would potentially net quite score, expecially when part of them are just other conversations going in thread.

What the fuck. Someone please translate this mound of shit this guy calls English.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Balton on February 21, 2011, 07:10:33 am
Gaining weight and gaining fat are quite different things in my books. Gaining fat is where i have never seemed to make any progress (not that i would have really tried or wanted) so i have kind of guessed that i would have to eat quite differently [tossing wild guess that having some sugar in my food could be good start, instead of standars "and then i wanted something sweet and came back from shop with couple of grapes" and so...

Gaining weight, in that i have seen direct correlation to gaining muscles, so if i would want i could up my weight by starting to train those... but then again, would i need some, have time, have unlazziness enough...

Dont know can i really say that having stable weight is problem with figure.

Kind of annoying when im trying to get effective foodstuffs, so i would not need to use 1/3 of my wake hours eating some diet products that hold 90% of nothing just to get enough energy for my body to feel good, just becouse trend seems to be "loose weight, loose fat, what do you mean everyone does not need to reduce their eating just to be able to fit tru doors...."

edit:
Btw... i kind of hope Trippin is playing _Troll: the flaming_ with his frien.. i mean multiple personality disorder personalities... becouse this many replies would potentially net quite score, expecially when part of them are just other conversations going in thread.

Huh? I eat 4,000+ calories a day, right now I am baking a pizza loaded with a variety of meat, and more bacon than I was able to fit on properly (had to layer it hard). Do you not see the veins on my abs?

And wtf, working out will only make you lose weight unless you eat more food than you ate before you worked out.

Honestly, I don't think there is a single true statement that you have made. It's like you went out of your way to say something as false as you possibly could conjure up.


BTW, I voted for myself in the poll, I am glad (would prefer to be winning) I am tied for the lead =) So come my fans across the globe, vote for me!
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 21, 2011, 08:22:51 pm
You mad bro?

It's "umad bro?"   :rolleyes:
I'm bored waiting for you to come up with anything remotely close to original, or clever.  In an ideal world, both.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Trippin on February 22, 2011, 12:08:12 am
It's "umad bro?"   :rolleyes:
I'm bored waiting for you to come up with anything remotely close to original, or clever.  In an ideal world, both.

I think that most all of my posts fall under both of those categories. It is fact that I am correct as my judgement is superior to yours.

However, you are correct in pointing out that some of my content is not original; for it is a well known that you are a sexist wife beater. It is my hope that you can settle down with a woman rather one day rather than mercilessly beating them as compensation for your premature ejaculation issues.
Title: Re: Ask a girl anything
Post by: Gorath on February 22, 2011, 03:33:37 am
rather than mercilessly beating them

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