1h: One-handed.
2h: Two-handed.
+0: Weapons on a quality level as you receive them from the shop. They can be heirloomed to improve. Also see
LP.
+1/+2/+3: Indicates heirloom level. "+1" can also be an upvote for a post in the forum.
Admin: Administrator.
AGI: Agility.
Agiwhore: Person who arguably over-invested into agility. Generic insult to anyone faster than you.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square: Forum censor for "mod is
dead".
Athl: Athletics.
BAN HE: Intentional bad grammar in asking to ban somebody. Often, but not necessarily used ironically. Captures the fury of an unruly mob. Started by
AdalWulf, now used virally on cRPG servers.
beer: A legacy forum censor for
Panos, someone who
never existed.
Blame Fips: Fips is an admin and mapper who contributed greatly to DTV and Conquest. Since some of the changes were radical, people started jokingly blaming him for everything.
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3.) _/ o_
chadz: The author of this mod and head of the Donkey Crew.
Chocolate chip cookie: A forum censor for certain racist people.
Class: See Section 5.
Cuteposting: Refers to Chinese people who discuss balance decisions in English on the international forum. If you witness cuteposting, give the cute dragon gods an upvote.
ExampleCute puppy: A forum censor for a certain illegalized political symbol.
Dec'10: See
December 2010.
December 2010: Planned date of the upkeep system's introduction. Despite all the announcements and buzz centered around December 2010, it took the developers half a year longer. Since then, when cRPG players say "December 2010", they mean "never".
Dev: Developer of cRPG.
Donkey Crew The core developers involved in making cRPG and
M:BG. Now called Asinus Entertainment.
equus africanus asinus: A synonym for chadz, the main Developer of cRPG. Also the forum censor for Don
key.
Elephant: A Plated Charger or sometimes a Mameluke. Rarely Cataphracts.
Fаgcher: Derogatory term for Archer. Commonly used on those who run instead of fight.
Force Field: The effect of when a shielder has a shield skill high enough to "catch" arrows shot past the shield.
Free hit: When you hit an enemy who can't react because he is stunned or knocked down.
friendly archer: Forum Censor for
FаgcherGrind: An excessive gaming session with the intention to get a higher level, generation or gold. Also used as a verb.
GTX: Forum Censor for rage
quit and name of a player.
H5: See
High Five.
HA: Horse Archer, someone who uses a bow while on a horse.
HC: Someone using a crossbow while on a horse. Sometimes referred to as HA.
High Five: Standard Procedure is for person A to make an up-block and person B overhead, then reverse roles.
Hiltslash: Apart from its verbal meaning, any hit from a weird angle that does not deal damage but briefly stuns the enemy, allowing a
free hit.
HX: Someone using a crossbow while on a horse. Sometimes referred to as HA.
Hybrid: A combination of Classes, diluting the strength and focus but gaining versatility. Often there is a "dominant" class.
IF: Iron Flesh.
I'm gay: Usually refers to the player name "Im_Gay". A classic thing to read out in Strategus rollcalls.
Kapikulu'd: See
TK.
Kek: Replaces lol; overused in cRPG. Don't use unless you are Korean or a hipster.
Kiting: The act of engaging the target at range, then running away whenever the target attempts to close the distance, repeating as needed until the target is dead.
Ladderpult: Using ladders to launch people.
Leecher: A player who joins the server to gain experience/gold without trying to contribute to the team victory. Bad players or low level characters who fight at the best of their abilities but are unable to make much of a difference do not count as leechers. Leeching is a rule violation that can get you banned.
LP: Short for heir
loom
point, the reward you get for retiring at level 35+. Can be used to improve one of your items permanently.
Looms: Items improved with heirloom points. See
LP.
Loompoint: Slang for heirloom point. See
LP.
M:BG: Abbreviation for
Melee: Battlegrounds. For more information, browse the
M:BG Forum Section.
Melee: Battlegrounds: The new game the Donkey Crew is working on.
MotF: Master of the Field. See Section 6, Battle for more details.
MW: Short for Masterwork, a weapon prefix indicating +3 heirloom level. Also see
+1/+2/+3.
His mother's asshole, I tragedy: A cRPG meme. Also see
cuteposting.
Ninja: A fast lightly armored character with high agility. traditionally uses Hollywood ninja gear (Shinobi).
Polestun/polestagger: A removed mechanic that used to make polearms overpowered by giving them extra
stunlock capabilities.
QML A now dysfunctional key combination that allowed any player to report a leecher on sight. Successful QMLs used to be rewarded with an additional multiplier, false leecher accusations resulted in the loss of a multiplier. Every QML has been recorded, and people who abused this could get banned. The system has been abolished with the introduction of
WSE2 and additional admins.
Report Press CTRL+M to report someone after a teamhit. 5 reports result in a kick from the server. You can't kick admins this way. Don't report anyone unless you think the teamhit was intentional.
Show names cheat: Admins who press the 「b」 key activate the show names cheat. It reveals players' position on the map, the distance from the current camera position, and the HP in % of the maximum. Used to spot leechers, but sometimes pressed on accident.
Spammer: Referenced in-game, this refers to players who attack as often as possible and make little to no attempt to block. This is also commonly used against experienced players by new players who have not learned the timing yet and keep missing their "return strike windows."
STF: Referes to the
Skip The Fun option, and characters that have used it.
STR: Strength.
STR-whore: Person who arguably over-invested into strength. Generic insult to anyone stronger than you.
Strat: Short hand for Strategus. See Section 8 for more details.
Stunlock: A character is "stunlocked" if unable to recuperate fast enough before being swung at again, as every time you are hit your character is "stunned." Ways to avoid this is to not panic, block once or twice before resuming attacks, and avoid pole arm users.
Swashbuckler: Wrong but commonly used terminology for one-handed characters without shield.
Tin Can: A character using armor heavier then transitional, commonly referring to Black Armor users most often.
TK: Team Kill, the act of killing a team mate. Common variations include
TKer for referencing someone who is killing team mates, and
TKing to reference the act of attempted murder.
TW: Team wound, the act of attacking a team mate. Common variations include
TWer for a team wounder (someone who attacks team mates), or
TWing as in team wounding.
UIF: Short for United Independent Factions, the alliance between
Grey Order,
Druzhina and
Kapikulu that dominates EU Strategus.
Unicorn: Used by some EU players to refer to the Arabian Warhorse.
WPF: Weapon Proficiency Points.
WPP: See WPF.
WSE2: Short for Warband Script Enhancer 2, a piece of code made by
cmp to improve the stability of the Warband.exe and add a wide variety of additional features.
xBow: Short for crossbow.
ыщккн/ыщкн: Russians excusing for teamkills in the wrong keyboard mode. You will see this at least 10 times a day on EU servers. Don't report them