NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!

[Sandersson Jankins]

this isn't a roast, its a statement of astonishment and bemusement that yuhmaz' english has actually VASTLY improved in syntax, grammar, vocab in the past months that he has been VERY ACTIVELY shitposting

dis nigga learning english by shitposting lmao, for real though, nice

[FTG_Pablo]

James of Acre: congrats
Pablo: I honestly didnt think I would win
James of Acre: youre a scumbag
Pablo: I try so hard
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamhappy
James of Acre: just should have known you were lying
James of Acre: fits the character
Pablo: yep
Pablo: still love you tho
James of Acre: lol
James of Acre: youre garbage
Pablo: yep
Pablo: mhm
Pablo: mhm
James of Acre: good work you killed another entire army
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: whats it like being trash
Pablo: its a lot of fun
Pablo: tbh
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: thanks for the fun
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: you really are a fuckin cunt
Pablo: anyways goodnight James, thanks for the stuff and the battle. Um Okay gn love ya
James of Acre: fuck you
James of Acre: seriously
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: fuck you you giant stupid cunt
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: k
James of Acre: really truly fuck you
Pablo: lol love you too
James of Acre: fuckn you
James of Acre: i dont love you
James of Acre: you are garbage
Pablo: I love you even if you dont love me
James of Acre: your im quitting sob story
Pablo: I am quitting
James of Acre: fucking human garbage you are
Pablo: LOL
James of Acre: refuse
James of Acre: trash
Pablo: I planned on quitting after this
James of Acre: good go on get
James of Acre: one more thing
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: gn james
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steambored
James of Acre: you really suck pablo
James of Acre: you had so much promise but you had to go fuck us over as hard as you can
James of Acre: what a cunt you turned out to be
James of Acre: should have just never spoken to you
Pablo: could of fucked ya harder tbh
James of Acre: man you really suck
James of Acre: like god damn I didn't think there were shitties like you left
James of Acre: playing the game like a scumbag in 2018
James of Acre: shaking my damn head pablo
James of Acre: anyways im off
James of Acre: fuck you sincerely
Pablo: okie goodnight sleep tiite
James of Acre: choke on a bag of dicks
Pablo: yup
James of Acre is now Offline.

[Viscount]

Bonus
Pablo: OH LAWD
ArcArcon: wat
Pablo: IM SCURRD
ArcArcon: *uprates*
fame and fortune kid
Pablo: lol

[Morris]

wtf, i love james now

[Viscount]

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

CLASSIC

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[Viscount]

There goes Tristan again with his dabbing.
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[Rando]

It isn't even really a roast. Just a retard trying to say Uthyr is being superior when Uthyr never even said anything that sounded superior.

It really is a shame we allow people with cognitive levels so low that they can't function in basic conversations/discussions to live. You are a poster child for Eugenics.

[Kadeth]

james slowly becoming the man we all want him to be

[Kadeth]

There goes ganja disliking us for no reason what so ever. what a deep roast

i reckon he planned it out, which is annoying

[Rando]

James of Acre: congrats
Pablo: I honestly didnt think I would win
James of Acre: youre a scumbag
Pablo: I try so hard
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamhappy
James of Acre: just should have known you were lying
James of Acre: fits the character
Pablo: yep
Pablo: still love you tho
James of Acre: lol
James of Acre: youre garbage
Pablo: yep
Pablo: mhm
Pablo: mhm
James of Acre: good work you killed another entire army
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: whats it like being trash
Pablo: its a lot of fun
Pablo: tbh
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: thanks for the fun
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: you really are a fuckin cunt
Pablo: anyways goodnight James, thanks for the stuff and the battle. Um Okay gn love ya
James of Acre: fuck you
James of Acre: seriously
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: yep
James of Acre: fuck you you giant stupid cunt
Pablo: okay
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: k
James of Acre: really truly fuck you
Pablo: lol love you too
James of Acre: fuckn you
James of Acre: i dont love you
James of Acre: you are garbage
Pablo: I love you even if you dont love me
James of Acre: your im quitting sob story
Pablo: I am quitting
James of Acre: fucking human garbage you are
Pablo: LOL
James of Acre: refuse
James of Acre: trash
Pablo: I planned on quitting after this
James of Acre: good go on get
James of Acre: one more thing
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo: gn james
James of Acre: fuck you
Pablo:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steambored
James of Acre: you really suck pablo
James of Acre: you had so much promise but you had to go fuck us over as hard as you can
James of Acre: what a cunt you turned out to be
James of Acre: should have just never spoken to you
Pablo: could of fucked ya harder tbh
James of Acre: man you really suck
James of Acre: like god damn I didn't think there were shitties like you left
James of Acre: playing the game like a scumbag in 2018
James of Acre: shaking my damn head pablo
James of Acre: anyways im off
James of Acre: fuck you sincerely
Pablo: okie goodnight sleep tiite
James of Acre: choke on a bag of dicks
Pablo: yup
James of Acre is now Offline.

Honestly, you *are* a fucking retard. I don't think anyone would be upset by you being gored by a speeding train.

[zottlmarsch]

Honestly, you *are* a fucking retard. I don't think anyone would be upset by you being gored by a speeding train.

What did he do?

[Oberyn]

What did he do?

Something Strat related I'm guessing, the one thing small-souled bugman James seems to care about in cRPG along with his pile of looms. The fallout from it is hilarious in any case.

[njames89]

Closing with choke on a bag of dicks was pretty good

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[bensai]

18th of May, 2018

Dear Readers,

          Indeed, most contritely, I have become known as Assington Adminsbane to the common crpg prole. However, it would be more proper, as well as rhetorically sound, to address me as FuckedbyadminsrightintheASSingtonmyentirelife.
       
        Dear Tristan, u really are a useless admin. u r so useless and ginger that if I were to have my life staked on ur success as a good crpg admin or staked on the likelihood that isis will stop executing homosexuals within the next month, i would probably shoot myself in the head, rather than live  to have to watch in wretched anticipation of either of those improbabilities occuring. in concession i will say it is very funny when u mute people for saying halfinsults and let me get away with true wordrape, a testament to ur poor administration

          dear gallonigher, i know u cant stand getting shit on by nudges and my perfectly legal shielddrops, but professor cleared me bro, my systems clean so u can eat my ass and keep trying 2 be half decent at level 51 or watever fucking level u r
so ha ha ha eat my ass

          dear desire, i used to hate you for banning me all the time doing really stupid math i didnt understand (5x785x818 = 1.9 million = 60 days ban) but i think i still hate u just because u told me u would buff 1hs by a million damage but u didnt and also ur probably a man in his mid 20's who rps an old woman with such invigorated devotion it genuinely makes me sick. somtimes i masturbate to a screenshot of your characters face from crpg, and the moment i ejaculate i wish someone would just KILL me, because i feel so sick with myself . u really r a bundle of sticks

          Dear James, I remember when I first started playing crpg with sugar, balias, and some others back in 2012. We made a crusader themed clan, but typically violated the servers with words of poison and delaying brocodery. One day your predecessor, Reinhardt (also somehow ur fucking successor u guys really r retarded with ur title roleplay), invited us to come "train" with you guys on a server or something since he believed we had a similar clan basis, and thought we might merge. I showed up with sugar and saw u guys doing shieldwalls all by yourselves in some event server and sugar and i couldnt stop laughing about it for weeks. to this day we still drop memes about that sight we saw. ever since then we completely ditched the crusader get up out of fear for being associated with u. i dont remember when i started disobeying u like a rebellious child and ruining crpg for good hearted nerds like yourself, but even now, in my wizened years at the crisp age of 20, despite making peace with many people i have wronged in the past, i still completely understand why i never stopped memeing u and shittalking u for yelling about strat all the time and buying looms for irl money while banning havelle for attempting to reveal the truth of ur sickly vices.

          dear sparvico, u might b the biggest bundle of sticks of all. i mean u live in washington, wat would i expect? u talk about ur whiskey brewing strat clan on the forums, and i choke on my laughter as i turn 180 degrees in my room here in a real mans state and see all my real brewing equipment and all my real distilling equipment because im a real man. dont let wat i say get to ur head tho.... jajaja...