18th of May, 2018
Dear Readers,
Indeed, most contritely, I have become known as Assington Adminsbane to the common crpg prole. However, it would be more proper, as well as rhetorically sound, to address me as FuckedbyadminsrightintheASSingtonmyentirelife.
Dear James, I remember when I first started playing crpg with sugar, balias, and some others back in 2012. We made a crusader themed clan, but typically violated the servers with words of poison and delaying brocodery. One day your predecessor, Reinhardt (also somehow ur fucking successor u guys really r retarded with ur title roleplay), invited us to come "train" with you guys on a server or something since he believed we had a similar clan basis, and thought we might merge. I showed up with sugar and saw u guys doing shieldwalls all by yourselves in some event server and sugar and i couldnt stop laughing about it for weeks. to this day we still drop memes about that sight we saw. ever since then we completely ditched the crusader get up out of fear for being associated with u. i dont remember when i started disobeying u like a rebellious child and ruining crpg for good hearted nerds like yourself, but even now, in my wizened years at the crisp age of 20, despite making peace with many people i have wronged in the past, i still completely understand why i never stopped memeing u and shittalking u for yelling about strat all the time and buying looms for irl money while banning havelle for attempting to reveal the truth of ur sickly vices.
Dear Tristan, u really are a useless admin. u r so useless and ginger that if were to have my life staked on ur success as a good crpg admin or staked on the likelihood that isis will stop executing homosexuals within the next month, i would probably shoot myself in the head, rather than live to have to watch in wretched anticipation of either of those improbabilities occuring. in concession i will say it is very funny when u mute people for saying halfinsults and let me get away with true wordrape, a testament to ur poor administration
dear gallonigher, i know u cant stand getting shit on by nudges and my perfectly legal shielddrops, but professor cleared me bro, my systems clean so u can eat my ass and keep trying 2 be half decent at level 51 or watever fucking level u r
so ha ha ha eat my ass
dear desire, i used to hate you for banning me all the time doing really stupid math i didnt understand (5x785x818 = 1.9 million = 60 days ban) but i think i still hate u just because u told me u would buff 1hs by a million damage but u didnt and also ur probably a man in his mid 20's who rps an old woman with such invigorated devotion it genuinely makes me sick. somtimes i masturbate to a screenshot of your characters face from crpg, and the moment i ejaculate i wish someone would just KILL me, because i feel so sick with myself . u really r a bundle of sticks
dear sparvico, u might b the biggest bundle of sticks of all. i mean u live in washington, wat would i expect? u talk about ur whiskey brewing strat clan on the forums, and i choke on my laughter as i turn 180 degrees in my room here in a real mans state and see all my real brewing equipment and all my real distilling equipment because im a real man. dont let wat i say get to ur head tho.... jajaja...
