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Offline zottlmarsch

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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2018, 05:31:01 pm »
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Fun fact: all krems admins are shit
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2018, 08:26:15 pm »
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ROAST ME

I SAY YOU GOT TO ROAST ME!

Another example : This motherfucker called witchcraft dumb bitch posting on every post in order to show that he/she/trap is admin,it tries to show that it is online so it can stay admin.I would like to pull him from his transexual long hair and hit him to the ground so hard that she dies from hemoroid internal anus bleeding.DAMN TAKE HER ADMINSHIP ALREADY,IT IS JUST USELESS,HE JUST POSTS STUPID SHIT.YOU GOTTA STOP HER.

YESS YESSSSSSSS

WITCHFACT: When I made my account my forums name was a_hot_elf_princess because that was my main character (made to piss off the hardcore historical players - it worked). I picked female in my profile because boys can't be princesses you idiot.

I didn't change it when I namechanged to WITCHCRAFT because boys also can't be witches.

I have never told anybody that I was a girl IRL or even hinted at it. I have used gender neutral pronouns for myself and my spouse every time I post about IRL things though. I didn't start the ruse cruise but once it got going I found it hilarious to be completely ambivalent about it.

Even in the year of our lord 2018 some players and poster still actually think I'm a girl? I saw it some recent posts somewhere. That is very funny. The lowest effort and longest con I have ever run on the internet. I guess with this post the jig is up.

Also I post alot because I like to post and read other peoples' posts, not because I crave attention. It's fun to participate. The fact that I have so many upvotes is just coincidental to the fact that my sincere, surreal and humorous natural posting style is objectively good.

She really is just a fucking piece of meat to be used by cRPG players. We need to run a train on her for all her horrible admin transgressions. She's nothing more than fuckmeat for all of us to pleasures ourselves with; a glorified onahole that can speak incorrect opinions.

but enough about you're mother...
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2018, 07:18:19 pm »
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

wut?
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2018, 07:49:05 pm »
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From the Wiki of Laika the Dog

Laika
Moscow, Soviet Union
Died   3 November 1957 (aged 3)
Sputnik 2, in Low Earth orbit

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In 1957, Laika became the first animal launched into orbit, paving the way for human spaceflight.

Laika (Russian: Лайка; c. 1954 – 3 November 1957) was a Soviet space dog who became one of the first animals in space, and the first animal to orbit the Earth. Laika, a stray dog from the streets of Moscow, was selected to be the occupant of the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 that was launched into outer space on 3 November 1957.

Little was known about the impact of spaceflight on living creatures at the time of Laika's mission, and the technology to de-orbit had not yet been developed, so Laika's survival was never expected. Some scientists believed humans would be unable to survive the launch or the conditions of outer space, so engineers viewed flights by animals as a necessary precursor to human missions.[1] The experiment aimed to prove that a living passenger could survive being launched into orbit and endure a micro-g environment, paving the way for human spaceflight and providing scientists with some of the first data on how living organisms react to spaceflight environments.

Laika died within hours from overheating, possibly caused by a failure of the central R-7 sustainer to separate from the payload. The true cause and time of her death were not made public until 2002; instead, it was widely reported that she died when her oxygen ran out on day six or, as the Soviet government initially claimed, she was euthanised prior to oxygen depletion.

On 11 April 2008, Russian officials unveiled a monument to Laika. A small monument in her honour was built near the military research facility in Moscow that prepared Laika's flight to space. It portrayed a dog standing on top of a rocket. She also appears on the Monument to the Conquerors of Space in Moscow.


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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2018, 09:24:07 pm »
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RIP Laika, lets hope all communist kill themselves
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2018, 10:36:40 am »
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can someone unmute the op so he can proclaim me winner of this roast thread for my most poetic shittalk of those retard aDmINs and give me my prize of 3 loompoints
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2018, 02:37:07 pm »
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can someone unmute the op so he can proclaim me winner of this roast thread for my most poetic shittalk of those retard aDmINs and give me my prize of 3 loompoints
go cry
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2018, 09:13:14 pm »
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go cry

who do u think u are retard boy? all u do is play DTV  a mobile phone gamer is more of a gamer than a dtv player. u have no right to this forum u runt
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2018, 09:39:14 pm »
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who do u think u are retard boy? all u do is play DTV  a mobile phone gamer is more of a gamer than a dtv player. u have no right to this forum u runt
I see you have a damn right to the forum.
you also do not have no shit
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #54 on: June 16, 2018, 11:12:17 pm »
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I see you have a damn right to the forum.
you also do not have no shit

hahaha nice try i actually DO have shit
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2018, 10:06:53 am »
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hahaha nice try i actually DO have shit


you do not have a damn thing, loser. your rights to Toko go to school and cry in my mother's skirt
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2018, 11:47:01 am »
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you do not have a damn thing, loser. your rights to Toko go to school and cry in my mother's skirt

someone mute this clown and bring back yuhmaz, i'm tired of poor-quality ESL insults i want the real shit

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the administrator of this forum is the Internet Keyboard man? Can only play "authority" in the virtual world?Can you tell me why?

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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2018, 11:52:43 am »
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someone mute this clown and bring back yuhmaz, i'm tired of poor-quality ESL insults i want the real shit

No u, go cry in my mother's skirt.
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #58 on: June 17, 2018, 12:19:43 pm »
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someone mute this clown and bring back yuhmaz, i'm tired of poor-quality ESL insults i want the real shit
I think we need to muffle you, since you spread all sorts of shit and stupid topics.
you write full shit and do not make any suggestions to the game, only one spam and delirium
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Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« Reply #59 on: June 17, 2018, 12:31:36 pm »
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Harvesting Afina quotes atm
Maybe if Coronoa virus gets rid of 50 percent or more of the world population we can do without a pope and religion.