I am officially retiring next week...

[POOPHAMMER]

From being an alcoholic! As many of you know, I drink like a fucking madman, long binge drinking sessions that really do me no good. I have been looking at how much I have been spending, and just how much I fucking drink (anywhere from 2-3 handles a week. That is 1.75 liters each for you EU folk, of hard liquor), I am really putting myself into an early grave and that's no good, not to mention I act like a total moron when drunk. So yes, next week I am buying one last bottle of some nice scotch then calling it quits.

I bet most of you never thought this day would come

[Molly]

Good for you!

Good luck...

[Oberyn]

I still think it won't come. The ole "Ah I'll use one last [insert drug of choice], last one I swear!" isn't a good start. Still, good luck with that. Your liver and the rest of your body will thank you.

[POOPHAMMER]

I still think it won't come. The ole "Ah I'll use one last [insert drug of choice], last one I swear!" isn't a good start. Still, good luck with that. Your liver and the rest of your body will thank you.

Yeah I know,  bad start but I am gonna commit to it once I actually start. Way too many times have I woken up and read dumb shit ive said to people on my phone and facepalmed lol

[Oberyn]

Have you looked into anything for the withdrawal? It's gonna be harsh given the insane amount you usually drink. Like pale, shivering, cold-sweats painful.

edit: No idea of the validity of this site, but prob a good idea to give it a read and see if it's corrobarated elsewhere.

http://www.cleanandsoberlive.com/alcohol-withdrawal-timeline-how-long-does-alcohol-withdrawal-last/
http://www.cleanandsoberlive.com/alcohol-detox-at-home-why-its-a-terrible-idea-that-can-kill-you/

[POOPHAMMER]

I am not anticipating any withdrawals, I have quit drinking for a few months before not because I wanted to but I had to for a bit, I never had anything like that

[Oberyn]

Good, I may be overestimating how much a drunk you are/were. Wouldn't want you to die of delirium tremens just cause you wanted to start feeling better. Hearing a blackout story involving you is always embarassing too. I (apparently) once threw a friend's friend's tv out of a window.

[Angantyr]

Do some strength and conditioning training, it's the best remedy. Takes up your time, releases endorphines, disciplines the mind aswell as the body. Alcoholism is about the worst thing you can do to yourself, I've seen quite a few people deteriorate under its influence, not pretty for anyone.

How much was your daily alcohol intake, and what kind of alcohol?

[POOPHAMMER]

Do some strength and conditioning training, it's the best remedy. Takes up your time, releases endorphines, disciplines the mind aswell as the body.

How much was your daily alcohol intake, and what kind of alcohol?

I normally drank stuff like rum/scotch etc (35-50+% ABV depending on what I buy), I can normally down about a quarter of a handle and be alright, I start getting pretty drunk at about halfway down the bottle.

[[ptx]]

Is your avatar you IRL? Are you drunk right now?

[Oberyn]

You should start a campaign for other cRPG players, you can all go through detox together, metaphorically. Always way too many drunks on the servers. I'd estimate 90% of retarded trolls are merely idiot, asshole drunks.

[Casul]

We should try to make Arys stop drinking aswell and call it: The gorilla project

[POOPHAMMER]

We should try to make Arys stop drinking aswell and call it: The gorilla project

I do not think this is physically possible

[Falka]

I'd estimate 90% of retarded trolls are merely idiot, asshole drunks.

Nah, being drunk is just their excuse, while in fact they're just pro maiori parte assholes et idiote.

[Rando]

I didn't realize general/offtopic meant "your personal blog/reddit post". I guess I'll start mine now.