Author Topic: GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT  (Read 16958 times)

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Additionally this GOBBLECATHALON is happening one way or another now even if acre disagrees because this is too good of a thing to give up.

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Dam you fucking nerds still going at it? god dam forum dwellers

I got ban for being too good in NA1. What's your excuse?

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r u sure that wasn't bauer

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This whole thing smells a lot like when Bryggan did basically the same thing last strat to Acre, but it had a severely-lackluster ending of James bending over and Bryggan just re-accepting Acre as his vassals, without anything actually happening as a result. No civil war, no shitposts, nothing.

I accused James of treason for blatantly disobeying orders and being a dick.  Not because several powerful lords in my faction hated him.  I have no time for the petty quarrels of people who take shit on the internet personally.

We have all experienced James' dick side.  The late night PMs telling us how we are total assholes and he's the only guy who is decent and everyone should do as he says.  When I left Acre I got many of those, and when I worked for the Squids I got many more, and when I attacked Acre they came non-stop.  But I just pictured James sitting at his PC, a three quarter empty bottle of rye at his desk and a big scowl on his face, remembering all the injustices the world threw at him.  We all have that friend who is a good guy but a miserable drunk.

But after I withdrew my armies from the front (thanks to a truce the WotN gleefully agreed to) and threatened him, I had my little court case and aquitted him.  And after that he stopped all his bullshit (though it was too late apparently for the steppe folk).

But Acre did good for us.  They kept the crime in check and basically ran the economy.  But they would never attack.  They were quick to reinforce any of my armies in a fight, even setting their alarms to do so, but I had to beg and plead even for a measly 300 man army to help campaign.  And then I would get vague promises, and whoever was appointed to me would disappear.  Fortunately I had the 13K and the Starks for attacking.

Not sure what it is with Acre.  I could see them on the faction page, and they never had men or gear.  Until we were attacked.  Then they were right there in the right place.  And look how long they held up against Eques.  I wanted them to come to Europe to build attacking armies, telling them that it was hopeless to stay on the defensive, but yet they stayed.  I guess we all have our strengths and weaknesses.

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We have all experienced James' dick side.  The late night PMs telling us how we are total assholes and he's the only guy who is decent and everyone should do as he says.  When I left Acre I got many of those, and when I worked for the Squids I got many more, and when I attacked Acre they came non-stop.  But I just pictured James sitting at his PC, a three quarter empty bottle of rye at his desk and a big scowl on his face, remembering all the injustices the world threw at him.  We all have that friend who is a good guy but a miserable drunk.


You should do what we all have done!

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If I am arrogant, better look at those crybaby's in your faction who dislike acre. Believe me, those crybaby's will be your doom

Classic Acre diplomacy: try to join up with a stronger faction that already can barely tolerate your mere presence, then go on to insult them and try and show that Acre is superior in every way at any chance you get. This diplomatic tactic has worked approximately 0 out of the 10 times you guys have used it, but who knows, you might just finally succeed this time!


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Tbf James has never reall said a sideways word to me and I'm an intentionally inflammatory person.

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Official statement from the Acre law department.

After careful consideration, the Crusaders of Acre must regretfully decline to participate in the challenges proposed by the king of the GOBBLINS.  If our participation as full members of the GOBBLIN army is so problematic for some of its members that an unprecedented series of challenges must be held to prove our worthiness, then it seems to us the best course for all involved would be for us to continue outside the GOBBLIN REALM.  We have not lost faith in the GOBBLIN cause, and hope that we can continue to work together, even if we will not fight beneath the same banner.

Yours in chadz,
James, King of Acre
Axeman, Viceroy of Acre

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acre isn't a thing

thery're now.. Frisitancre

wow nevermind, but they were.. for a short time
« Last Edit: March 04, 2016, 05:29:57 pm by Oreo »
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Tbf James has never reall said a sideways word to me and I'm an intentionally inflammatory person.

You're just the flavor of the month for James.
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Now we need Daruvian to call out someone in his faction that actually has a pair so that the rest of us can still get a good show out of all this. No option to back out this time!
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Official statement from the Acre law department.

After careful consideration, the Crusaders of Acre must regretfully decline to participate in the challenges proposed by the king of the GOBBLINS.  If our participation as full members of the GOBBLIN army is so problematic for some of its members that an unprecedented series of challenges must be held to prove our worthiness, then it seems to us the best course for all involved would be for us to continue outside the GOBBLIN REALM.  We have not lost faith in the GOBBLIN cause, and hope that we can continue to work together, even if we will not fight beneath the same banner.

Yours in chadz,
James, King of Acre
Axeman, Viceroy of Acre

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THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES WAR ON ACRE

jk kicked you out of the faction for your cowardice but that's it
« Last Edit: March 04, 2016, 06:18:54 pm by GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER »

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THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES WAR ON ACRE

>declares war on Acre
>still hasn't removed Acre members from the faction.
>?????
>profit
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