Author Topic: GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT  (Read 19020 times)

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Although to be honest, that retard Murrica just kills the mood everynow and then, such a shame.

murrrica just pretends to be an expert cliffhanger narrator like every americans secret unsung hero Rod Roddy
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just think of his posts sounding like this guy and they are ok.
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I was thinking, what could possibly make this even better, and then it hit me. What if instead of electing champions, it was a duel of fates. Daruvian vs. James. Leader vs. Leader. That's how duels of old went down. Daruvian slapped James with the big ol' forum gauntlet that is this thread. He should be the one to fight, not hide behind the skirts of an elite (lol) dueler.

James VS. Daruvian

Make this happen people.

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This is an extremely brilliant idea for a fun semi-RP semi-troll experience  :mrgreen:

Knowing strategus is serious business, and seeing some posts, I know that some will take precedence if some Acre get the boot; serious balls if you do that for real.

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I was thinking, what could possibly make this even better, and then it hit me. What if instead of electing champions, it was a duel of fates. Daruvian vs. James. Leader vs. Leader. That's how duels of old went down. Daruvian slapped James with the big ol' forum gauntlet that is this thread. He should be the one to fight, not hide behind the skirts of an elite (lol) dueler.

James VS. Daruvian

Make this happen people.

There are several problems with this suggestion.

1. Outside of this ROLEPLAY I detest the concept of two nerds thumping their chests with bravado about their capabilities in an Internet role playing video game where only losers are present anyways.

2. The KING doesn't sully his hand with such.

3. That would be robbing one of the GOBBLINS who wants to challenge these newcomers to the Realm, of the fair chance they deserve to challenge them. This GOBBLECATHALON was enacted for them, not for me. You see, Daruvian and James get along... But THE GOBBLIN KING and James are an entirely separate pair of people, and THE GOBBLIN KING must settle this matter regardless of how Daruvian feels.

shit i need to stop breaking character

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hmmm.....you know what else has no spine?

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This whole thing smells a lot like when Bryggan did basically the same thing last strat to Acre, but it had a severely-lackluster ending of James bending over and Bryggan just re-accepting Acre as his vassals, without anything actually happening as a result. No civil war, no shitposts, nothing. I'll remain optimistic that this one will end in a more satisfactory manner.

Reminds me of when I just walked right past his fief yesterday. I noticed that he entered it unarmed, bought some gear and then came charging out at me, only to turn around as soon as he noticed he was both outmanned and outgunned. And here I almost anticipated an Acre attack. Can you believe it, Acre, attacking a non-AI pary? Bahahaa... sounds crazy, right? I almost turned around to circumnavigate them so that I wouldn't be tied up for 24 hours, then I remembered who I was dealing with.

Nope, I could attack you, becouse There was reinforcements underway, but I decided not to attack, for that, I can proof why.
Btw, I did not need to buy gear, I have everything stockpilled in 2 mine village, I was just keeping an eye on you, or you didn't noticed that I was walking next to your army to see what you where gonna do.

For the rest, Hesky, I was planning to attack a fief of your's but with this crap goiing on, I hope you are chivalry enough to let me pass. I do not know if I will get anny merc support, especially when there are crybaby's in Goblins that didn't wanted that Acre joins them.

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You see, Daruvian and James get along


This explains so much about you!  No one could like James but James.  Daruvian is James alter-ego, therefore James is the Gobblin-King and cannot duel himself.  Also James hates himself so he must set up a challenge forcing himself and acre to grovel like boot-licking dogs at his own feet in order to be accepted by himself (in his role as the Gobblin-King).

James is just trying to redeem himself in the mind of his own self while degrading himself!
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obv none of you have ever hung out with james in ts because he is a pretty cool guy
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Nope, I could attack you, becouse There was reinforcements underway, but I decided not to attack, for that, I can proof why.
Btw, I did not need to buy gear, I have everything stockpilled in 2 mine village, I was just keeping an eye on you, or you didn't noticed that I was walking next to your army to see what you where gonna do.

For the rest, Hesky, I was planning to attack a fief of your's but with this crap goiing on, I hope you are chivalry enough to let me pass. I do not know if I will get anny merc support, especially when there are crybaby's in Goblins that didn't wanted that Acre joins them.

You type like a Somali pirate typing with his nose.
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I'm liking this experiment of memeing solely through gif form. I might experiment with it myself.

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kesh I appreciate that for once you actually tried to make an original memepost, so here have this

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obv none of you have ever hung out with james in ts because he is a pretty cool guy

Yes, we have.  You obviously have not seen his alter self-loathing, duplicitous ego that rages on steam at poor dwarves or starts ranting about vast conpiracies (to me and others) and how FCC is the devil incarnate and James is the sole purveyor of all that is good in crpg for pages and pages on steam.  Lies constantly and habitually as a matter of course: or that lies to join a faction only to dump them and keep their fiefs in order to join a faction that mostly hates him and makes him lick their assholes for approval, simply because only 2 people leading the faction like him, mostly because they are so similar to him.

Trust me, when you get to see that other side of the self-hating James, you will understand fully why he has -350 votes by the community.

I have hung out a lot on steam with the guy in the past - hes gotten better at pretending to be who he thinks you want him to be, but at the end of the day its only a thin facade that a good meme will cause to erupt.
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never rages at me or complains about conspiracies, so i would assume that it is your own fault
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