ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

[Built]

Radsvid held the paper at his chest, having read it twice to be sure. He laughed, and laughed some more. Thalion gave him an odd stare and his guards paused a moment before joining in the laughter.

"King James of Acre joins that sniveling greenskins shit infested swarm? Bahahahahahaha!"

All five dwarves in the room laughed heartily, Thalion a little scared.

"I remember when James gave me the keys to sungetche. Well more of the Ladders. Good times that, paid in full by that old lass...What were her name? Matters no, didn't lay with her"

Radsvid patted his belly a bit

"And then called me a traitor for not paying him back! even though it was already paid!"

Thalion smirked a bit, the dwarves going about their work again.

"Fulgir, bring me that response I wrote to James, let me read it here to Thalion"

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N_James: hey radsvid
N_James: what have you got to say for yourself after this strat
N_James: do you think you have any honor>?
N_James: i know you rp a dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean I had fun, therefore I won
N_James: lol
N_James: everyone has fun playing crpg
N_James: you did nothing with the castle i gave you
N_James: and repayed my friendship and gifts with treachery
N_James: a disgusting life for a dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean to be fair, there is a lesson here. You conducted business without fear.
Attitude like that deserves some cheer. However your reign recieved some jeer. Your fiefs more riddle with crime than
ferguson. You could not even affored a gambeson. And at the end of it all you ask for me to care? my my I must seem unfair.
I did much with that castle you did not see, I even traded with my enemy. Your eyes are blind like an old man. Perhaps you're
 only good because you're a tin can.
N_James: lol
N_James: you have no idea what you are talking about
N_James: its laughable
N_James: nice try little dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: You act so damn affable, it is quite trackable, you try to goad me into submission, but
I shall give you no such emission. You peg me as a poor dwarf, how about you take a long walk off a short wharf.
N_James: lol
N_James: nice
N_James: that is all you have left?
N_James: the truth must hurt
N_James: done nothing all strat with a gifted castle
N_James: you might aswell be in a coma
Radsvid The Lightbringer: Quite simply if any coma it is from the aroma of you run down fiefs, oh they gave me such grief.
I did much with that castle till my partner deemed action a hassle, had things in life more important than some game, and how it burns
so short like a flame. I was bereft of time to waste and thus I left post haste. As for the truth, let me not copy paste.
 Veritas et Fortitudo has left me unbased so please learn how to ascertain some self interest, maybe you could be successful
on a site like pinterest
N_James: tldrt
N_James: but thanks
N_James: you have confirmed that you were an idle little girl
N_James: all strat
N_James: and more focused on words than playing the best game in the world
N_James: wish id never helped you in good faith
N_James: godspeed tiny dwarf
N_James: maybe one day you will understand how to play
N_James: if you type long enough your answer might outweigh your shame
Radsvid The Lightbringer: you say I know not how to play even though I carved my own way found joy
in what I did and hid what I could so I should be grateful for my ability to end a faction in its cradle,
 no fable, you're the one who was ousted by a revolutionary, you didnt even tarry bending the knee, oh with such glee.
 But apparently I afk'ed more than you which is why I have coins stacked like a jew, how about you fix your regions crime and
perhaps you will still have enough time at the end of the day to truly learn how to play.
N_James: lol you did
N_James: you did nothing all round man
N_James: other than lying to those who helped you
N_James: you seem to not understand the game
N_James: and i havent got the time to help you lad
N_James: i hope if you play again that you do something
N_James: maybe you could hope to achieve the amount of play our men have
N_James: im off for the night
N_James: hope you can muster the balls to act like a man one day
N_James: im sure it will come with time
N_James is now Offline.
Radsvid The Lightbringer: Implying you are competent instead of impotent

"Yet now he did those same things he railed against me for! Let all the world know that this man, this James is a failure of a king, a braggart, a worthless, traitorous, Heartless, clown. Let all Calradia know that allying with this man is a plague, a curse, not a boon. Let all Calradia know that this bundle of sticks ought to be ousted from any seat, slung from any throne, and pushed off any bench. May his ass rest always on the ground like the stupid peasant he is."

[traxits]

Reality is Acre intended to join the GOBBLINS from the start.

So basically you admit to being a traitorous fuck ?

[Built]

So basically you admit to being a traitorous fuck ?

You misspelled Cuck.

[traxits]

Shit like this is why I don't fucks with people from Ontario. Pussy toronto kids man

[Jona]

Radsvid held the paper at his chest, having read it twice to be sure. He laughed, and laughed some more. Thalion gave him an odd stare and his guards paused a moment before joining in the laughter.

"King James of Acre joins that sniveling greenskins shit infested swarm? Bahahahahahaha!"

All five dwarves in the room laughed heartily, Thalion a little scared.

"I remember when James gave me the keys to sungetche. Well more of the Ladders. Good times that, paid in full by that old lass...What were her name? Matters no, didn't lay with her"

Radsvid patted his belly a bit

"And then called me a traitor for not paying him back! even though it was already paid!"

Thalion smirked a bit, the dwarves going about their work again.

"Fulgir, bring me that response I wrote to James, let me read it here to Thalion"

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N_James: hey radsvid
N_James: what have you got to say for yourself after this strat
N_James: do you think you have any honor>?
N_James: i know you rp a dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean I had fun, therefore I won
N_James: lol
N_James: everyone has fun playing crpg
N_James: you did nothing with the castle i gave you
N_James: and repayed my friendship and gifts with treachery
N_James: a disgusting life for a dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean to be fair, there is a lesson here. You conducted business without fear.
Attitude like that deserves some cheer. However your reign recieved some jeer. Your fiefs more riddle with crime than
ferguson. You could not even affored a gambeson. And at the end of it all you ask for me to care? my my I must seem unfair.
I did much with that castle you did not see, I even traded with my enemy. Your eyes are blind like an old man. Perhaps you're
 only good because you're a tin can.
N_James: lol
N_James: you have no idea what you are talking about
N_James: its laughable
N_James: nice try little dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: You act so damn affable, it is quite trackable, you try to goad me into submission, but
I shall give you no such emission. You peg me as a poor dwarf, how about you take a long walk off a short wharf.
N_James: lol
N_James: nice
N_James: that is all you have left?
N_James: the truth must hurt
N_James: done nothing all strat with a gifted castle
N_James: you might aswell be in a coma
Radsvid The Lightbringer: Quite simply if any coma it is from the aroma of you run down fiefs, oh they gave me such grief.
I did much with that castle till my partner deemed action a hassle, had things in life more important than some game, and how it burns
so short like a flame. I was bereft of time to waste and thus I left post haste. As for the truth, let me not copy paste.
 Veritas et Fortitudo has left me unbased so please learn how to ascertain some self interest, maybe you could be successful
on a site like pinterest
N_James: tldrt
N_James: but thanks
N_James: you have confirmed that you were an idle little girl
N_James: all strat
N_James: and more focused on words than playing the best game in the world
N_James: wish id never helped you in good faith
N_James: godspeed tiny dwarf
N_James: maybe one day you will understand how to play
N_James: if you type long enough your answer might outweigh your shame
Radsvid The Lightbringer: you say I know not how to play even though I carved my own way found joy
in what I did and hid what I could so I should be grateful for my ability to end a faction in its cradle,
 no fable, you're the one who was ousted by a revolutionary, you didnt even tarry bending the knee, oh with such glee.
 But apparently I afk'ed more than you which is why I have coins stacked like a jew, how about you fix your regions crime and
perhaps you will still have enough time at the end of the day to truly learn how to play.
N_James: lol you did
N_James: you did nothing all round man
N_James: other than lying to those who helped you
N_James: you seem to not understand the game
N_James: and i havent got the time to help you lad
N_James: i hope if you play again that you do something
N_James: maybe you could hope to achieve the amount of play our men have
N_James: im off for the night
N_James: hope you can muster the balls to act like a man one day
N_James: im sure it will come with time
N_James is now Offline.
Radsvid The Lightbringer: Implying you are competent instead of impotent

"Yet now he did those same things he railed against me for! Let all the world know that this man, this James is a failure of a king, a braggart, a worthless, traitorous, Heartless, clown. Let all Calradia know that allying with this man is a plague, a curse, not a boon. Let all Calradia know that this bundle of sticks ought to be ousted from any seat, slung from any throne, and pushed off any bench. May his ass rest always on the ground like the stupid peasant he is."

The part that gets me every time is where he refers to this as " the best game in the world."

[blizz]

Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean I had fun, therefore I won
N_James: lol
N_James: everyone has fun playing crpg
N_James: you did nothing with the castle i gave you
N_James: and repayed my friendship and gifts with treachery
N_James: a disgusting life for a dwarf

DAMN JAMES BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SICK INSULTS
SAVAGE ROAST MAN
FILTHY PRANK BRO

[Tiger]

That might very well be how Daruvian works when he isn't in full shit-posting form, but I'll have you know that I desperately wanted to make GAWDFREE into our kawaii little siblings, basically teach them strategus just like Kesh taught me. You know, someone to carry on my legacy after I pass on from blood-pressure related heart failure, stemming from acute Strategus Fatigue (tm)

But instead they immediately and quietly all quit directly after the GREAT AI HOLOCAUST OF LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO OR SOMETHING in which they lost their army going against the castle. Poor little guys, that was probably every ounce of silver that they could muster and they lost it all.

Fucking pussies, amirite xD

You're wrong, I spoke to them and it was because their army disappeared that night, along with many other faction armies, when TW servers went down. So they are fed up with this. They arn't pussies.

[Sandersson Jankins]

You're wrong, I spoke to them and it was because their army disappeared that night, along with many other faction armies, when TW servers went down. So they are fed up with this. They arn't pussies.

Allow me to give you a free lesson in INTERNET IRONY, one of the most objectively fulfilling tasks one can undertake.

You see, when you type "xD" after something, unless you speak English as a second language, are under 15 years old, or are female, the preceding statement is to be interpreted as completely facetious. In other words, my ass was kidding.

Of course I understand that the GREAT AI HOLOCAUST (oy vey) was the cause of their quick exodus from this mod. I'm not insulting them for quitting because of shitty Taleworlds servers. I'm expressing disappointment at them quitting because of only 600 equipped troops' loss (not even a trip to EU). Ya gotta tough through nerd shit like that.

But yeah, TLDR: I was kidding, ya jackass.

[Totally Not McDeath]

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Allow me to give you a free lesson in INTERNET IRONY, one of the most objectively fulfilling tasks one can undertake.

You see, when you type "xD" after something, unless you speak English as a second language, are under 15 years old, or are female, the preceding statement is to be interpreted as completely facetious. In other words, my ass was kidding.

Of course I understand that the GREAT AI HOLOCAUST (oy vey) was the cause of their quick exodus from this mod. I'm not insulting them for quitting because of shitty Taleworlds servers. I'm expressing disappointment at them quitting because of only 600 equipped troops' loss (not even a trip to EU). Ya gotta tough through nerd shit like that.

But yeah, TLDR: I was kidding, ya jackass.

We are great friends XD

[ArysOakheart]

You know what's sad McDeath? You wondering why im not banned in more TS's , and that you have 3 accounts on here to continue speaking.

[Totally Not McDeath]

You know what's sad McDeath? You wondering why im not banned in more TS's , or that you have 3 accounts on here to continue speaking.

I have 4 accounts thank you very much.

[Duster]

Late to the party, but this is gay AF. We're so big now that it'd be retarded if we didn't win. We went from bringing fun strat back to ruining it, in the course of like a month.

[BoneSaw]

honestly the only faction on this map other than us right now, that isnt fucking pathetic ass cancer, and you can put this on record as me saying this, is the dwarves

the only people that take my bait and stand up to me WHICH IS WHAT I WANT U SHITS, instead of going to the forum and going OH NO OH ME OH MY THAT FACTION IS SO BIG LETS CRY ABOUT IT

respect, heskey

oh but also khorne almost, i say almost because you guys have kind of afk'd since your offensive on pears

Hey now...be nice! I have called up all my reservists to give you some trouble! Tho we will never match the economic might of your capitalist economy, we shall make up for it in the fighting spirit of the individual soldier and his willingness to die for the State.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

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Radsvid held the paper at his chest, having read it twice to be sure. He laughed, and laughed some more. Thalion gave him an odd stare and his guards paused a moment before joining in the laughter.

"King James of Acre joins that sniveling greenskins shit infested swarm? Bahahahahahaha!"

All five dwarves in the room laughed heartily, Thalion a little scared.

"I remember when James gave me the keys to sungetche. Well more of the Ladders. Good times that, paid in full by that old lass...What were her name? Matters no, didn't lay with her"

Radsvid patted his belly a bit

"And then called me a traitor for not paying him back! even though it was already paid!"

Thalion smirked a bit, the dwarves going about their work again.

"Fulgir, bring me that response I wrote to James, let me read it here to Thalion"

(click to show/hide)

N_James: hey radsvid
N_James: what have you got to say for yourself after this strat
N_James: do you think you have any honor>?
N_James: i know you rp a dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean I had fun, therefore I won
N_James: lol
N_James: everyone has fun playing crpg
N_James: you did nothing with the castle i gave you
N_James: and repayed my friendship and gifts with treachery
N_James: a disgusting life for a dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: I mean to be fair, there is a lesson here. You conducted business without fear.
Attitude like that deserves some cheer. However your reign recieved some jeer. Your fiefs more riddle with crime than
ferguson. You could not even affored a gambeson. And at the end of it all you ask for me to care? my my I must seem unfair.
I did much with that castle you did not see, I even traded with my enemy. Your eyes are blind like an old man. Perhaps you're
 only good because you're a tin can.
N_James: lol
N_James: you have no idea what you are talking about
N_James: its laughable
N_James: nice try little dwarf
Radsvid The Lightbringer: You act so damn affable, it is quite trackable, you try to goad me into submission, but
I shall give you no such emission. You peg me as a poor dwarf, how about you take a long walk off a short wharf.
N_James: lol
N_James: nice
N_James: that is all you have left?
N_James: the truth must hurt
N_James: done nothing all strat with a gifted castle
N_James: you might aswell be in a coma
Radsvid The Lightbringer: Quite simply if any coma it is from the aroma of you run down fiefs, oh they gave me such grief.
I did much with that castle till my partner deemed action a hassle, had things in life more important than some game, and how it burns
so short like a flame. I was bereft of time to waste and thus I left post haste. As for the truth, let me not copy paste.
 Veritas et Fortitudo has left me unbased so please learn how to ascertain some self interest, maybe you could be successful
on a site like pinterest
N_James: tldrt
N_James: but thanks
N_James: you have confirmed that you were an idle little girl
N_James: all strat
N_James: and more focused on words than playing the best game in the world
N_James: wish id never helped you in good faith
N_James: godspeed tiny dwarf
N_James: maybe one day you will understand how to play
N_James: if you type long enough your answer might outweigh your shame
Radsvid The Lightbringer: you say I know not how to play even though I carved my own way found joy
in what I did and hid what I could so I should be grateful for my ability to end a faction in its cradle,
 no fable, you're the one who was ousted by a revolutionary, you didnt even tarry bending the knee, oh with such glee.
 But apparently I afk'ed more than you which is why I have coins stacked like a jew, how about you fix your regions crime and
perhaps you will still have enough time at the end of the day to truly learn how to play.
N_James: lol you did
N_James: you did nothing all round man
N_James: other than lying to those who helped you
N_James: you seem to not understand the game
N_James: and i havent got the time to help you lad
N_James: i hope if you play again that you do something
N_James: maybe you could hope to achieve the amount of play our men have
N_James: im off for the night
N_James: hope you can muster the balls to act like a man one day
N_James: im sure it will come with time
N_James is now Offline.
Radsvid The Lightbringer: Implying you are competent instead of impotent

"Yet now he did those same things he railed against me for! Let all the world know that this man, this James is a failure of a king, a braggart, a worthless, traitorous, Heartless, clown. Let all Calradia know that allying with this man is a plague, a curse, not a boon. Let all Calradia know that this bundle of sticks ought to be ousted from any seat, slung from any throne, and pushed off any bench. May his ass rest always on the ground like the stupid peasant he is."

This is fucking art, holy shit. These rhymes so smooth. It's good to see some quality roleplay brighten up our realistic, medieval military simulation.

Also, James, you were legitimately mad at a rhyming dwarf on the internet.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Some of you just can't see the grand scheme of things. You are of little faith, and simply don't have creative minds.

It's like you think there's no valid end game because your tiny pleb minds haven't seen it before, have never opened themselves to the possibilities. You say "GOBBLINS are impossible to beat now ughhh omg I'm such a bitch", but you fail to recognize that there is never an end to Strategus based on winning or losing... And the brilliant Great Leader is aware of this.

You forget the mission. My job is not to be the coolest faction, the fairest faction, the most reasonably sized faction, the funniest faction, the best armed faction... My job is to have a faction that creates the maximum amount of conflict it can securely out of you incapable cancerous fucks. So taking a group of players who haven't had a single fight against a player faction and convincing them to go to war with another faction, while simultaneously catalyzing 10 pages of forum shitposting about it? I'm not going to be ashamed of my wise decision no matter how much nerd anger you use to paint the situation.

I am the chosen one. I am going to bring memes to the Strategus, not leave it in darkness. That is why I am reorganizing this entire map into the first continental memepire, for a safe and secure society, and upon accomplishing that goal, THE GOBBLIN KING having fulfilled his divine mandate, shall fade back to nothing more than a meme ghost, like those pirate ghost things in Pirates of the Caribbean when their curse is lifted.