ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

by the way when you add up the numbers of people in each faction that we've declared war with, its more or less a 1:1 ratio of people vs. us and people in our faction... and our faction has a LOT of AFK motherfuckers

hoc - 33
13k - 9
miners - 6
BRD - 4
ND - 13
pears - 8
godfrey - 15
halitosis - 5
total = 93

GOBBLIN KINGDOM = 69

granted, AFKs abound in both groups

[Sandersson Jankins]

and our faction has a LOT of AFK motherfuckers

He's right.

But oh god I wish he hadn't said that.

Please, for the love of Christ, let us contain ourselves and prevent the back-and-forth of "no WE have more AFKs" "no YOU have more AFKs" bullshit.

In this cobbled-together bastard child of the campaign map, people are gonna realize that it sucks dick and go AFK. In every faction. It is my very least favorite subject of argument on the forums; who has more AFK my old friendets.

[Noodlenrice]

The traditional "AFK PENIS" Size Argument.

[BaleOhay]

by the way when you add up the numbers of people in each faction that we've declared war with, its more or less a 1:1 ratio of people vs. us and people in our faction... and our faction has a LOT of AFK motherfuckers

hoc - 33
13k - 9
miners - 6
BRD - 4
ND - 13
pears - 8
godfrey - 15
halitosis - 5
total = 93

GOBBLIN KINGDOM = 69

granted, AFKs abound in both groups

I do not believe that is remotely the same thing as fighting an organized equal sized faction. In fact you did not declare war on all of those at the same time. You took out itty bitty factions near you who could not hope to depend themselves against your numbers and resources and they disbanded. The HoC declare only happened a short time ago. I guess I do not get what you are trying to say with this post.

[Totally Not McDeath]

Because I have raging autism and Daruvian had to mention AFKs I figured I would count it up just for shits and giggles. Keep in my this is only from what I know(which isn't much) so don't take the number too serious.
I counted 21 AFK GOBBLINS. This number is for the people who do not have enough strat tickets to generate troops or silver and their only purpose imo is to make the faction seem like a massive blob that will devour any competition
Again, I am a retard. Do not and I repeat DO NOT take anything I say as fact, this is just my understanding of what is going on

[Sandersson Jankins]

Because I have raging autism and Daruvian had to mention AFKs I figured I would count it up just for shits and giggles. Keep in my this is only from what I know(which isn't much) so don't take the number too serious.
I counted 21 AFK GOBBLINS. This number is for the people who do not have enough strat tickets to generate troops or silver and their only purpose imo is to make the faction seem like a massive blob that will devour any competition
Again, I am a retard. Do not and I repeat DO NOT take anything I say as fact, this is just my understanding of what is going on

Holy shit random guy that isn't McDeath, fucking OPSEC BUD

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I do not believe that is remotely the same thing as fighting an organized equal sized faction

organized equal sized faction

organized

hahahaha you clearly do not understand

[Novamere]

I think every faction has some "AFK" members but still they are used as mules to recruit troops so they count for something.

If you have 10 AFK people recruiting troops..................Need i say anymore

[Renay]

I think you're all bundle of stickss and if we survive the gobblin war, dwarves will eradicate humanity!

[Sandersson Jankins]

I think every faction has some "AFK" members but still they are used as mules to recruit troops so they count for something.

If you have 10 AFK people recruiting troops..................Need i say anymore

Discrepancy in terms here. If we're talking about AFK cunts, we're not talking about people that just don't move on the strat map. We're talking about people that have 0 strat ticks; unable to recruit troops. Very likely to have 0 gold as well. Rare is the player that has no ticks but still trades- I think the only guy like that we have is MC. The motherfucker hasn't set foot in this shit game since like late 2012 but has constantly done trading for us in strat. Never been able to figure that one out.

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oh wait its obviously a mcdeath multiaccount right

But yeah, I'm a real cunt for continuing the NO WE HAVE MORE AFKs discussion.

[ArysOakheart]

Seriously guys, the shitposting has been so bad lately that even when im drunk as fuck your banter makes me not want to post.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

total = 93

[sLaughterino]

Landgrab any new players near you, form mega carebear faction, complain about carebears.

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How Daruvian works.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Landgrab any new players near you, form mega carebear faction, complain about carebears.

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How Daruvian works.

That might very well be how Daruvian works when he isn't in full shit-posting form, but I'll have you know that I desperately wanted to make GAWDFREE into our kawaii little siblings, basically teach them strategus just like Kesh taught me. You know, someone to carry on my legacy after I pass on from blood-pressure related heart failure, stemming from acute Strategus Fatigue (tm)

But instead they immediately and quietly all quit directly after the GREAT AI HOLOCAUST OF LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO OR SOMETHING in which they lost their army going against the castle. Poor little guys, that was probably every ounce of silver that they could muster and they lost it all.

Fucking pussies, amirite xD

[Novamere]

We're talking about people that have 0 strat ticks; unable to recruit troops. Very likely to have 0 gold as well.

Fuck those kids