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Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:25:01 pm »
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Rebache stands liberated!

After a surprise morning assault, the Gobblins holding Rebache have been defeated.

The populous threw a fair, full of good dwarven meats and ale to celebrate this liberation.

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As it can be plainly seen, everyone was having a pretty good time.

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They even reenacted the Battle with a couple of the rowdier dwarves
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Also, James, you were legitimately mad at a rhyming dwarf on the internet.

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2016, 02:38:31 pm »
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You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.

Sounds like New Tamnuh to me too. I couldn't believe that we'd use the same tactics as these filthy gobblins. Granted, the only difference was the time.

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2016, 02:39:07 pm »
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You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.

And we triumphed gloriously!
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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 02:53:41 pm »
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Right, what I'm saying is that neither is an accomplishment.

Right, what I'm saying is we're the best and you're the worst. Dwarves > Gobblins.

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 04:17:10 pm »
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To be fair it never would have been a real fight even if attacked in primetime, since no one was smart enough to leave gear for the population.  Meaningless battles like that it doesn't matter what time they are fought, just need 1 guy on attacker side to cap flags.
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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 04:34:00 pm »
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You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.

Sun Tzu would be proud. :P
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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 06:23:30 pm »
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You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.
It was 4:52 am my time.   I missed that battle.  But the rosters were pretty even, and though Eddy lost a undefended fief, he still gained the 45K silver that was in there, so I don't think the Gobblins should bitch (which they will anyway).

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2016, 07:45:57 pm »
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... that is completely inconsequential.

Yeah, them grapes were probably sour anyways.

But while normally I would think it odd that there would be a whole thread about the taking of an unarmed village in a battle that only lasted four minutes, in this case

it was MY village, bitches!  Greatest fuckin victory of all time!!!!!

SO IN YOUR FACE, GOBBLIN SCUM!!!

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2016, 08:34:06 pm »
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To be fair it never would have been a real fight even if attacked in primetime, since no one was smart enough to leave gear for the population.  Meaningless battles like that it doesn't matter what time they are fought, just need 1 guy on attacker side to cap flags.

Leave gear for 200 troops, or keep gear for 200 troops... :shock:
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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2016, 08:43:54 pm »
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WHO GIVES A SHIT

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2016, 08:50:10 pm »
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I'm still confused about how EU players came to lead an anti-Gobblin RP faction on NA.
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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2016, 09:25:59 pm »
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you've realised your posts have lost impact.

Badum tsss!

We were humble refugees from EU strat in Strat 5 when it was shit and UIF steamrolled the rest of the factions that were busy backstabbing each other. We made an edgy themed faction called 'Her Britannic Majesty's Royal Armed Forces' or HBMRAF for short, that was pledged to impose British rule and Hat Tax on the colonies.

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2016, 09:29:29 pm »
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The correct term is Little Peoples' Mining a Guild.  I'd prefer if you showed some empathy and tolerance while addressing this faction.
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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2016, 11:35:31 pm »
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NO WHO GIVES A SHIT MEANS WHO GIVES A SHIT.

YOU SENT ONE ARMY AT US AND WERE CRUSHED THEN SENT AN ARMY TO GLORIOUSLY ATTACK AN UNARMED FIEF IN THE EARLY MORNING ON A WEEKDAY

LITERALLY NONE OF US GIVE A SHIT YOU RAVING ROLEPLAY BUTTROCKER

WE HAVE BIGGER NERDS TO FRY.

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Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2016, 12:07:01 am »
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NO WHO GIVES A SHIT MEANS WHO GIVES A SHIT.

YOU SENT ONE ARMY AT US AND WERE CRUSHED THEN SENT AN ARMY TO GLORIOUSLY ATTACK AN UNARMED FIEF IN THE EARLY MORNING ON A WEEKDAY

LITERALLY NONE OF US GIVE A SHIT YOU RAVING ROLEPLAY BUTTROCKER

WE HAVE BIGGER NERDS TO FRY.
Nope, not reading it.

You set the standard by posting once in size 72, now you have to do that every time otherwise it clearly isnt as important.

IM GOING TO MAKE AN ORC FACTION AND SHITTALK ALOT ON FORUMS

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

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