An American walks into an English pub and orders a Budweiser...(mean jokes)

[Angantyr]

How do you convince Americans to get involved in a world war?

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Tell them it's nearly finished.

[Falka]

There are so many Syrian  immigrants to the United Kingdom, the place hardly feels like Poland any more.


Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because we couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

[Gryph_Hawkshade]

Parallel Lines have so much in common, too bad they will never meet.

My wife accused me of being immature, I told her to get out of my pillow fort.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make, then they call me ugly and poor.

How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb, one, they are very effecient but not very funny.

Whoever stole my microsoft office, you're gonna pay, you have my word...

What green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would probably kill you... A pool table.

Apparently someone in london gets stabbed every 52 seconds... poor bastard.

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day, even the cake was in tiers.

I have a genetic disposition to diarrhia, it runs it my jeans.

Someone stole my mood ring... im not sure how I feel about it yet.

I tried to catch fog yesterday, I mist.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors, because if it had four doors it'd be a Sedan.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.

[Kafein]

I have to be honest I feel good with myself about my activity in this thread.

[pogosan]

[Angantyr]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a kitkat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal kitkat, you fat bitch."

[gallonigher]

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

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a stick

[the real god emperor]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a kitkat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal kitkat, you fat bitch."

wish i could upvote twice

"I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

Fathers day, the most confusing day in the ghetto!


Why weren't there any blacks in the flinstones? They were still monkeys!


What did God say when he made the first blackman? "Damn I burnt one!"


A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”


Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boy scouts come back from their camps!

School is like a boner: Long and hard unless you're Asian.

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay

[Sir_Hans]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

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aye matey!

[Asheram]

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[Paul]

I have to inform your sponsor that you spend too much time on the forum in the spam section during working hours
sure I'll get a free hat or t-shirt 

You write this as if you were actually doing your job. Oh well, you probably are. Enjoy your 50 cent.

[darmaster]

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[mcdeath]

What's the difference between iron and steel?

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Black people can't iron

[Utrakil]

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