5 things I've "learned" from this game

[Laufknoten]

1. East europeans and russians ruin the fun in every MP game.
2. They're usually min-maxers and tryhards.
3. Fuck them.

[StonedSteel]

1. you are only as good as your build
2. your build is only as good as your gear
3. your gear is only as good as the latest patch allows it to be
4. your battle kd is highly dependent on what people \ clan you are running with
5. Native is 100 times more boring, bland, and repetitive, and about 1000 times more skill based.

those are the 5 things ive learned about CRPG from playing CRPG, i could write down the 5 things ive learned about Humans from CRPG, but all 5 are depressing to fully realize.

[Bronto]

1. Archery is OP no matter what
2. 2h cry A LOT
3. Not many people retire, they are just level hoarding shitlords
4. 95% of people in game are gay; the rest are fat basement dwelling virgin nerds
5. I can now turn just about any conversation into a "your mom" joke

Spoiler is a compilation of insults I've typed in game over the years....

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Wow you're gullible. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO THOUGH????@???!?!??!

[Sharpe]

1. Ranged is gay
2. Ranged is for racist frenchmans
3. If you suck at melee you go ranged
4. Ranged requires no skill
5. Ranged is gay.

[Gravoth_iii]

Actually on second though:

1. Use what works, dont bother with anything else
2. If people complain, its working
3. Get mores strength, and if thats not enough get more armor
4. Quit on a good round, always
5. Eat food to avoid rage

[Asheram]

1. If you die its not your fault
2. Everyone who kills you in a videogame is a basement dwelling nerd
3. Everyone you kill is a noob and not worth your time
4.???
5. Profit

[chesterotab]

1. Every "good" player is secretly a self loathing rage baby
2. There's nothing else
3. Nothing to see here
4. Nothing
5. Black characters run faster than white characters.

That's all I have learned from crpg

[Jona]

Nostalgia goggles best goggles.

[Tagora]

ITT: OP is trying to get us to post five reasons why we're an idiot and succeeding.

[Nightmare798]

I told cmp("No, it's fine.") about that and I fixed it for nudge with a shitty workaround iirc. Kick is hardcoded and internally uses the same(?) function cmp gave me for nudge afaik, so it's cmp stuff. Blame him or better blame Taleworlds cause they can't into vectors.

My bad, never knew this was hard coded.

Jesus fucking christ people, are you so hell bent on drama to draw conclusions on every little misunderstanding?

[WITCHCRAFT]

Jesus fucking christ people, are you so hell bent on drama to draw conclusions on every little misunderstanding?

you must be new here

[Switchtense]

1. East europeans and russians Krems ruin the fun in every MP game cRPG.
2. They're usually min-maxers and tryhards annoying windowlickers and brocoders.
3. Fuck them.

FTFY

[Skooks]

sometimes things arent always as they seem....



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[Simon_Belmont]

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Should I feel bad because I inmediately knew that was from Tromeo and Juliet?

[Bronto]

sometimes things arent always as they seem....

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