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Offline Laufknoten

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2015, 06:21:51 pm »
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1. East europeans and russians ruin the fun in every MP game.
2. They're usually min-maxers and tryhards.
3. Fuck them.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2015, 08:12:17 pm »
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1. you are only as good as your build
2. your build is only as good as your gear
3. your gear is only as good as the latest patch allows it to be
4. your battle kd is highly dependent on what people \ clan you are running with
5. Native is 100 times more boring, bland, and repetitive, and about 1000 times more skill based.

those are the 5 things ive learned about CRPG from playing CRPG, i could write down the 5 things ive learned about Humans from CRPG, but all 5 are depressing to fully realize.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2015, 08:22:19 pm »
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1. Archery is OP no matter what
2. 2h cry A LOT
3. Not many people retire, they are just level hoarding shitlords
4. 95% of people in game are gay; the rest are fat basement dwelling virgin nerds
5. I can now turn just about any conversation into a "your mom" joke

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2015, 08:25:02 pm »
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1. Ranged is gay
2. Ranged is for racist frenchmans
3. If you suck at melee you go ranged
4. Ranged requires no skill
5. Ranged is gay.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2015, 09:11:10 pm »
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Actually on second though:

1. Use what works, dont bother with anything else
2. If people complain, its working
3. Get mores strength, and if thats not enough get more armor
4. Quit on a good round, always
5. Eat food to avoid rage
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2015, 09:15:09 pm »
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Quote from: Jesse on May 11, 2015, 12:40:20 pm
1. If you die its not your fault
2. Everyone who kills you in a videogame is a basement dwelling nerd
3. Everyone you kill is a noob and not worth your time
4.???
5. Profit
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2015, 01:51:58 am »
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1. Every "good" player is secretly a self loathing rage baby
2. There's nothing else
3. Nothing to see here
4. Nothing
5. Black characters run faster than white characters.

That's all I have learned from crpg
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2015, 04:15:48 am »
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Nostalgia goggles best goggles.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2015, 04:53:20 am »
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ITT: OP is trying to get us to post five reasons why we're an idiot and succeeding.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2015, 06:37:32 am »
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Quote from: Paul on May 11, 2015, 03:58:55 pm
I told cmp("No, it's fine.") about that and I fixed it for nudge with a shitty workaround iirc. Kick is hardcoded and internally uses the same(?) function cmp gave me for nudge afaik, so it's cmp stuff. Blame him or better blame Taleworlds cause they can't into vectors.

My bad, never knew this was hard coded.

Jesus fucking christ people, are you so hell bent on drama to draw conclusions on every little misunderstanding?
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2015, 07:22:13 am »
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Quote from: Nightmare798 on May 12, 2015, 06:37:32 am
Jesus fucking christ people, are you so hell bent on drama to draw conclusions on every little misunderstanding?

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2015, 07:29:33 am »
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Quote from: Laufknoten on May 11, 2015, 06:21:51 pm
1. East europeans and russians Krems ruin the fun in every MP game cRPG.
2. They're usually min-maxers and tryhards annoying windowlickers and brocoders.
3. Fuck them.

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2015, 08:06:22 am »
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sometimes things arent always as they seem....



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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2015, 03:29:15 pm »
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Quote from: Skooks on May 12, 2015, 08:06:22 am
sometimes things arent always as they seem....



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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2015, 03:58:51 pm »
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