The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries

[Nightingale]

You declared eternal war on us. :^)

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If you are really looking for peace we can have talks.

That is adorable...

[poonerplox2]

Well the merchants did join up with the HCE because there is a lot of money to be made in war, so that would void the contracts with Wardens. Also I've gotten rather bored of trading so I need some fights

[sJimmy]

Bryggan, James, the war with Acre and its Vassals is over, even with eternal war, they no longer exist. And why would we accept your so called “olive” branch of being oppressed and forced to join HCE. Of course we are going to refuses your imperialist aggression demands on our faction whom was at peace trading.
And yes you are the Mega Faction. With 42 fiefs, and 3 million plus silver, vs our 12 fiefs and barely a million silver only 729k. Granted we have 10k troop’s garrison vs your 1k troop’s garrison. But YOU own almost 40% of the map vs our 10%. You can’t sit back and say, you’re the non-Mega Faction with your 43 members’ vs our 6 or 7. I hate to break it too you but we have no European Allies.

So of course we are going to object callously refused you “generous terms” of oppression. You can’t just be like, oh hey guys, where a peace loving new Mega Faction that loves trading and improving peasants lives. While making demands on smaller factions telling them to join HCE. Then attacking them without declaration.

And Tristan clearing your news report is a fake. Look closely at this so called “Legionaries Solider “his or hers armor is clearly red, it is well known that Soldiers of the Legion wear black armor. Clearly this is a hired man of the HCE killing the poor people of New Ada Kulun.

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[CALAMARI]

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N_James: I removed all the other squids as I found them unbearable to talk to lol
N_James: wesleys losing his marbles
N_James: If he makes any more personal attacks against my person I will lodge a complaint
N_James: i dont give a fuck what he does
N_James: but if hes any more of a piece of shit i will report him
N_James: i dont care about wesley
N_James: he is dead to me after his behaviour
N_James: hes a scumbag piece of shit slimeball
N_James: hed have to check himself around me in person
N_James: never compare them to the group of shitheads in the Squids
N_James: Wesley Dionysus and Holiday went full dickhead
N_James: i wont ever speak with them again
N_James: I won't ever talk about diplomacy with the squids again
N_James: i know that they are douchebags though
N_James: id fuck wesley up if he ever did that shit to my face
N_James: and he lives in my province
N_James: so he should watch himself

The picture above is about Allers payment for mercing with James. James is clearly a liar.
A conversation Alec and James had. James is the one losing his "Marbles".  Threatening me in RL lmao. GG

[njames89]

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yeah i will stand by this. if you behaved like you did to me in this game and in teamspeak in real life you would get fucked up. You live in my province, that is a fact. Don't behave this way in public or perhaps we will meet to your misfortune.

I offered allers 600k to fight with us yeah but hes now going to do it for a different figure because of your display. Thank you for that. As for paying him that comes at a later date and I haven't paid him a single silver.

Not a liar. I stand by what I said. You take the lowest possible approach to the game. Personal attacks against my person outside the game are not the point of the game calamari. Grow up.

stay "in character" - it's your characters having a fight, not your real persons.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Good to see that this games engine is still running on the shit-smelling fumes of the once large, talented, and charismatic player base it had.

[CALAMARI]

"You must be the shitpost you wish to see in the world."

Mahatma Gandalf

[Talanarsis]

QUIT ARGUING AND LOOK AT THE KITTEN

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[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

But YOU own almost 40% of the map vs our 10%.

More like 9% of the map after today! Gottem!

And Tristan clearing your news report is a fake. Look closely at this so called “Legionaries Solider “his or hers armor is clearly red, it is well known that Soldiers of the Legion wear black armor. Clearly this is a hired man of the HCE killing the poor people of New Ada Kulun.

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The armor was black, before he killed everyone 


The people of New Ada Kulun are rejoicing in the streets after being liberated from their tyrannical overlords! Dutchy was reportedly too chicken to show his face at the battle and was seen running away with gold falling out of his pockets. The money he dropped was donated to the good people to rebuild their lives.

[Dutchydave]

More like 9% of the map after today! Gottem!
The armor was black, before he killed everyone 


The people of New Ada Kulun are rejoicing in the streets after being liberated from their tyrannical overlords! Dutchy was reportedly too chicken to show his face at the battle and was scene running away with gold falling out of his pockets. The money he dropped was donated to the good people to rebuild their lives.

Well I had to be at work and that village which is really bad to defend aint worth taking the day off, but I promise I will be there when we take it back, you will own for a shorter time then last. Also seems there was gear in there by the stats, what was LL gear like?

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

Well I had to be at work and that village which is really bad to defend aint worth taking the day off, but I promise I will be there when we take it back, you will own for a shorter time then last. Also seems there was gear in there by the stats, what was LL gear like?

I figured it was time zones being wonkey or work, just giving ya shit man. It really is a pretty shit village to defend, your team did pretty good. I'm ready and waiting at the village for you to come and take it!

[sJimmy]

More like 9% of the map after today! Gottem!
The armor was black, before he killed everyone 


The people of New Ada Kulun are rejoicing in the streets after being liberated from their tyrannical overlords! Dutchy was reportedly too chicken to show his face at the battle and was seen running away with gold falling out of his pockets. The money he dropped was donated to the good people to rebuild their lives.

Good one Tristan but WE ARE THE 99%! LOL. I swears that helment doesnt look like Legionaries, its okay man, we know you killed them peasants, it happens. Embrace your inner dark side!

Lies, the people of New Ada Kulun where killed by Tristan the Butcher of New Ada Kulun. We shall remember those brave souls who fought to the hilt! So say we all!

On another note, some of us couldn't make the battle due to life. But good show.

[Rando]

That is adorable...

There is nothing adorable about two knights having an honorable fight to the death.

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OMG SO QT :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 

[Bryggan]

There is nothing adorable about two knights having an honorable fight to the death.

Yeah, I saw the whole video before.  I'm glad they edited the last 10 minutes; cuz it get's really gruesome.  Who would have thought such little kids could hold so much blood.

And yeah, Dutchy had to work and I was stuck on a highway...

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The real reason we both missed the battle

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The warrior, disguised in pilgrim clothes, easily walked past the New Ichamur guards.  "Ok, now to scout the strengths and weaknesses of this city," Bryggan thought to himself as we walked towards the nearest tavern.  The empress had ordered an edict to all the tavern keepers of the Holy chadzian Empire to report to her every time he had a drink, upon pain of death.  Sneaking into enemy territory seemed the safest way to get a drink.

The tavern was empty, so he went to the barkeep and ordered an ale.  He had just taken one sip of its frothy goodness when in walked another customer,  heavily armed.  "Ay mite!  Eem jest waiting fear a battle ageenst the bleddy HCE.  Keer to join may fear a dreenk?"

Dutchy, dammit!  Bryggan's staff and robes would be no match against Dutchy's gear, even with the ping advantage.  He had to play along.  "Um, sure he said, and joined Dutchy's table.

"So weer you frem?" Dutchy asked.

"I'm just a simple pilgrim on a pilgrimage for some reason," Bryggan answered, "I'm from... from" He tried to think of a neutral fief.  "from.. from... NOVA SHARIZ!" he exclaimed, triumphantly.

"Nova Shariz, eh?" Dutchy said, "so a pissy leetle wine sippah.  Ay reckon ay could dreenk yeh under the table een five meenutes flat.

Bryggan's eyes hardened.

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Fourteen hours later, Bryggan woke up, jammed in a tiny cell so small he could hardly move.  Oh no, wait- he was stuck in an empty beer keg.  His struggling to extricate himself woke Dutchy, who had been sleeping soundly on the bar counter.  "chadz' bleedy balls!" Dutchy cursed, "Ay'm supposed to be at a beetle!"  With that, he grabbed his sword and ran out of the tavern.  "One more beer," croaked Bryggan to the barkeeper.

[Bryggan]

(Double post as I expect the above to be plussed while this one will probably be minussed)

Due to the concerns whether war had been declared, or war had been undeclared, or whether Tristan was justified in attacking the Legionary village, the Holy chadzian Emporer addressed the senate:

"Friends, chadzian, and countrymen, lend me your beer.

As you may know, the Legionnaires claim that we have struck them without any declaration of war. As if the wails of the widows and orphans of Durrin Castle, Ahmerrad, Durquba, and Uhhun Castle was not declaration enough.

They declared 'eternal war' against anyone whom they considered allied to Acre, with no true cassus belli save that they did not like them. They picked and chose though: Guildmaster Blue and his Merchants of Curaw were only spared because they had Warden protection, whom the Legionaries fear. This reveals their true cowardice.

They sent shiny armies into the desert with no other plan than genocide, and only withdrew when our valiant defenders managed to bloody their noses a bit. So I ask you, how long til the next invasion? Shall we give them time to rebuild so they can once again revisit their horrors upon our lands? I say 'no'.

I can only promise you very, very bloody battles, for the strength of their veteran mercs is legendary, while most of us are hapless noobs; but we are now united, we are now strong, we are now rich. Let us exact revenge for our many lost ticks due to their unwonted belligerence, let us repay blood with blood, let us show that we have not been broken by their aggression. They sowed the wind, and now, they are going to reap the whirlwind!"

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In all honesty though, this was not a surprise attack.  I had already been telling Dutchy about all my clever strategies to crush him (not the smartest way to run a war, but whatever) long before Tristan attacked the village.  This is all a bit of clever propaganda by sJimmy, for which I applaud him.  In fact I scared him by telling him we were going to sue for peace... which would probably kill strat, as some people don't enjoy a full time trading simulator.  Don't worry sJimmy, we'll give you a chance to use up all your accumulated plate and ticks   

Edit: Vex nudged Blue, waking him up.  "Oh, sorry," said Blue.  "Speeches always put me to sleep."