Fucked up dreams, paranormal shit, etc.

[Umbra]

I dreamed i was a soldier in some battle in which we were routed. I had a mortal wound but managed to flee to the forest and get lost. Fainted and got rescued by a dryad. She put me in a druidic looking shack and  nurtured me back to heatlh. We couldnt understand eachother but ofcourse we eventualy proceeded to bang. Then i left but she followed me to town. Everyone was awestruck by this mythical creature and she learned human language and adapted.

Then centaurs, dryads and beasts from the wood attacked the town because they thought she was kidnapped, but she cleared out the misunderstanding eventually and we allied against the guys i lost the inital battle to.
The we kicked the shit out of them and i banged every dryad and created a harem.

The end

[Jona]

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I dreamed i was a soldier in some battle in which we were routed. I had a mortal wound but managed to flee to the forest and get lost. Fainted and got rescued by a dryad. She put me in a druidic looking shack and  nurtured me back to heatlh. We couldnt understand eachother but ofcourse we eventualy proceeded to bang. Then i left but she followed me to town. Everyone was awestruck by this mythical creature and she learned human language and adapted.

Then centaurs, dryads and beasts from the wood attacked the town because they thought she was kidnapped, but she cleared out the misunderstanding eventually and we allied against the guys i lost the inital battle to.
The we kicked the shit out of them and i banged every dryad and created a harem.

The end

I'm no dream interpreting expert, but it seems to me that you've got a plant fetish.

[Alvin_the_Chipmunk]

By brother and I had experienced this weird time travel thing when we were kids, no joke.

It's the same for him and me. I would wake up during midnight and sit up in the bed. The room would be really dark, there was no light coming from the window, so you could obviously tell it was nighttime. Then I would look around the room, there would be literally nothing out of the normal.

Then the weird thing happens.

I would blink, and then it would be daytime, bang, just like that. Everything in the room was exactly the same as it was a second ago, but now the room was being lit by sunlight streaming in through the windows.

I could have been dreaming while I sat up in the bed, and when I blink I would have woken up, but the thing is, everything in my room had looked exactly the same as it was before I supposedly time-traveled. My theory is that aliens woke me up, abducted me and then put me back after wiping my memory 

[Nightmare798]

I find to have most awful nightmares whenever I am ill, or physically hurt.

Strangely, all of those ¨fever dreams¨ I have are always about something sci-fi-ish, Like giant horrifying robots slaughtering people and each other, or a terribly brutal battle of two half destroyed space ships.

I am not really sure what that means though.

[Xant]

If I had recurring dreams where I murder people I would be afraid in my waking life. Are they like Grand Theft Auto or action movies or snuff films or what? WITCHCRAFT wants to know what is inside that head of yours, Xant. 

Most of the time they're trying to murder me first, and yet, I'm such a great guy. Everyone says so.

[WITCHCRAFT]

When I was really little and just learning to talk, I would tell my parents about things I used to do "when I was older" or "when I was a grown-up." I was young enough that I don't remember it at all myself. Reincarnation or child poorly understanding the aging process? You decide.

[Taser]

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Its the same for me so far. All my nightmares were during preschool/elementary school. Some in middle school and a couple in high school then nada.

*shrug*

All the ones I've posted were in elementary.

I do remember a dream from elementary where I was trying to imprison some demons. Somehow I knew I was dreaming and I got the idea that if I imprisoned these demons (they were hiding out at school on the playground), I'd stop having nightmares. I don't remember much of the actual demon catching and whatever I had them in but as I was putting the last one in, the dream shook and started to fade. I was trying in vain to get the demon into the cage but as my vision faded so did my strength. The demons were able to escape my cage and I could feel them all over me laughing. One whispered in my ear "You failed" as I woke up to my mom shaking me and telling me to get ready for school.

[Xant]

and that I was being deported to Canada.

Truly, a fate worse than death.

[Umbra]

[WITCHCRAFT]

I did have a sex dream the night before last.

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this thread is going places

[njames89]

this thread is going places

Those are straight up haunting  :shock:

[LordBerenger]

This is how i imagine you all now.

[Nightmare798]

Those are straight up haunting 

This kinda made me realise that making soundtrack for horror games and movies is likely no big archievement...

[Son Of Odin]

When I was a youngster I regularly had these dreams where I was falling from the sky. I would get there if I jumped too hard or bounced off something like a car or agent Smith hitting me. Jumping was like in the ending of The Matrix.

Except of course whereas Neo could fly, I couldn't. Just an insanely high jump and then it was free fall. First times I jumped high intentionally since I was determined to learn how to fly. Later on I tried to avoid jumping at all costs because I knew what would happen. Sometimes I just woke up flailing my hands and feet around after first fall. Other times I continued dreaming and bounced off the ground (it was soft like in Morpheus' jump training program) and be sent back to heights again and again. Then finally waking up with every muscle tensed up. I literally went into the Matrix whenever I went to sleep. I also could stop bullets, slow time and do other cool shit, but I remember the flying parts better because they were very unpleasant thing to wake up to. One could say that the movie had big influence on me. Knowing you can do Matrix stuff in sleep feels like some form of lucid dreaming. I always kind of knew it was a dream/matrix while I was dreaming, and therefore was able to do whatever the hell I wanted except fly. I guess I had no control over that because I'm not the chosen one :D

Btw falling asleep with snus in your mouth might not be the best idea if you want to have a clean pillow in the morning (not speaking of experience :P)

[Christo]

Those are straight up haunting