Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Teeth]

How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.

I assume you are sitting on a chair right now. Lean on your left buttock, lifting the right a bit in the air. Now scratch your anus region with your right hand, that's all, how is that so hard to imagine? I have never touched the lid, the poop on my ass or the poop in the toilet like this. As for the view, I usually just lean forward while shitting, peaking past my dick to see my product drop.

Surely if you stand up and turn around you are gonna clench your cheeks enough to spread your exit mess all over the buttocks?

[Nirvana]

Hint  #1: Hold your poop. It will give you pleasure and maybe cancer.

[darmaster]

How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.

I realy thought I was the only one who looks at his majestic piece of art; I have to confess I am a bit ashamed whrn I turn around tho; anyways, used to stand now I sit

[WITCHCRAFT]

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[WITCHCRAFT]

realchat tho stand with one foot on ground and one foot on toilet seat for unhampered access

[Prpavi]

You nasty fuckers that wipe standing up are the ones walking around with shit mohawks in you underpants smelling dodgy and leaving office chairs smelling, have you no regard to women that wash your shit or people that sit after you in bus/metro/whatever?

[Asheram]

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[Armpit_Sweat]

i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier

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[Casimir]

See now when people refer to 'the human race' they forget that some of us are less evolved. Seriously who the fuck has to stand up to wipe their arse, are you fucking autistic?

[Asheram]

http://inventorspot.com/articles/patently_funny_buttocks_7417

[Patoson]

If we're autistic, you are lazy. I never would have thought there were people who wiped while sitting down. Like Clockworkkiller said, I stand up, with lets still spread, bend over, wipe, and I can see if there's still shit or not on the paper through my legs.

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[Shemaforash]

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I heard that some people wipe with crumbled paper which makes me think people want to get feces on their hand, who wouldn't fold their paper ?

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Double square masterrace

[Hoppster]

But Leshma, think of the poor children who have no water before you flush the toilet twice during one shitting!

i never knew people stood up, that seems so fucking weird to me. this whole thread made my day though

[chadz]

I lost it at conveyor belt 

[Clockworkkiller]

stand to wipe

4 squares folded in half

wipe from back of ass to the ballsack

if its messy shit make sure to get the sidewalls of the ass

when you think your clean, do one last wipe to check

spread legs, try to form a squat position when the browns coming out.

unless your in a public stall (cuz youll look fucking weird) sit with one leg out of your pants, like this:
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this is the way of the samurai for dropping bricks, incase you are attacked or another emergency strikes when you on the john, you can move easily


That is how the masterace unloads on the porcelain throne

See now when people refer to 'the human race' they forget that some of us are less evolved. Seriously who the fuck has to stand up to wipe their arse, are you fucking autistic?

what ever bro, sit there like a bum. meanwhile, standers build up the leg muscle like true men