Heh... rock = blunt damage. KUTT = plate crutch. Blunt beats plate.
Also, if you assume that paper is the "cut" damage equivalent, then scissors would be pierce (they are quite sharp and pointy, after all) and KUTT is probably 90% pokey polearmers.
Clearly you spent a lot of time thinking this through, and I'm not looking too far into it or anything.Well done, 10/10 joke.
Goddamnit, I'm derailing my own thread.