Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union

[Keshian]

FCC did not join this strat.. Kesh and I decided to mess around and make the superfriends. We did not want to be very involved this time around outside of merc-ing and doing our own thing. If you feel like stomping over to fight us feel free. We are a 6 man faction where I do not think any of us actually play the game right now. So winning could happen but it would not be you beating the FCC only the 6 superfriends! We already showed DRZ what it was like to fight the FCC in strat 2 and they did not care for it.

I told you so Bale!  This strat was really really boring, so i told him I know exactly how predictable Nebun and Harpag are and that i could get them to do exactly what I want because they always react the same way every strat.  Now I just guaranteed us the best xp defending our favorite fief, while fucking up commies.


Bale wanted us to just go out in a blaze of glory with good xp because of how dull this shit was getting.  We were almost to the point of doing lame xp battles.  Thank you UIF for being the mindless Eastern European drones that you are.  We love you for it.  We know you have over a hundred thousand troops and plate and know you will inevitably take the fief (oh no my pixel crack) because you went full gay this strat and kept an alliance with most of the EU community when no anti uif alliance even existed, but hell you just made strat a little bit fun for Matey, Bale, Adoptagoat and I. 

Thank you for finally doing exactly what I have been trying to get you to do all strat - attack us on NA ping for glorious xp, while we can eventually lose our meaningless pixel empire with great xp for my fellow north americans (though I expect arowaine will side with UIF over north america like he always does).

[BaleOhay]

more than happy to fight them and as Jack said in another post it may bring some old school players back to help us defend. The only part I am not looking forward to doing is the off hours fighting.

[Nebun]

Any clan on strat could say - u so predictable, we knew u was coming for us Well i knew u are stupid and u proving it every strat so what ))
And its always nice to see how u call all of us commis (it seams even polish for some reason) And often u relate to whole nation instead of individual clans or players or at list uif.
To me it feels wrong to call all USA two faced shitheads just because i think ur one ) Doesn't seam fair.
But ur sooo different, thats why we like u so much

[Keshian]

Any clan on strat could say - u so predictable, we knew u was coming for us Well i knew u are stupid and u proving it every strat so what ))
And its always nice to see how u call all of us commis (it seams even polish for some reason) And often u relate to whole nation instead of individual clans or players or at list uif.
To me it feels wrong to call all USA two faced shitheads just because i think ur one ) Doesn't seam fair.
But ur sooo different, thats why we like u so much

You are 2 weeks behind schedule.  Stopped doing my eu trade runs and waited here in the steppes, but as long as you finally come I'm happy.  See we play for fun in NA.  I know thats an alien concept to you drones and all you can play for is revenge or anger.  I've been really looking forward to this ever since someone told me you were getting to the point of finally attacking - stepped up my insults like I do anytime I want someone to attack us.

Nebun you will always be predictable, since strat 1 you have been soooo easy to figure out.  SHOW ME THE MONEY XP,  BITCH!

[BaleOhay]

UIF on NA lands. Rally to the Kesh!

[Nebun]

You soo great and so smart You should become Spokesperson for US Government.
"Yes we knew they going to throw the bombs at us, we didn't do anything about that, but yes we knew, it was sooooo predictable, i've lost my legs and dick to one of those bombs, but it was so expected. And all of that because we are very smart! And unpredictable! We sure surprised them by not doing anything about those bombs."

PS: if u would actually beat us at any time. U would fill this forum with thousands of posts about lost of those pixels that u don't care about. If we lose one battle in strat there are a lot of comments about how shit we are )) but if we would lose war or get wiped ))) There would be such feast on forum no one ever seen before

[CALAMARI]

Unless if you're posting about how ACRE and Kalmar Union are underhanded degenerate scum or how great the Squids are; Please go make your own thread. Thread closed until "Nebun and Kesh war" or "Soccer my old friends" threads are created.