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House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« on: May 31, 2014, 02:05:51 am »
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House Stark Declares war on the Republic of Squids!

House Stark has declared war on the Republic of Squids! They have oppressed their peasants, tentacle-raped all of the people they conquer, and attacked poor and innocent traders. They have also attacked, raided, and pillaged the lands of our close friend and ally, The Crusaders of Acre. We not oly fight for the freedom of the oppressed farmers and workers, but we fight to help The Crusaders of Acre!

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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2014, 02:07:07 am »
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[Winter is Coming[/center]

But.. but... summer wasn't even here yet :(


Oh and also: First! Because I need to point out having no life and being the first to see this thread since I am checking the forums once every couple seconds (It being a coincidence seems fairly unlikely doesn't it)
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2014, 02:28:11 am »
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Yay more Acre Vassals to fight....should be fun  :rolleyes:

Rip strat
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2014, 02:42:17 am »
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hmm

im part of house stark...hmm

hmmm

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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2014, 03:09:48 am »
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Yay more Acre Vassals to fight....should be fun  :rolleyes:

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squids, LL, BRD and kesh  :rolleyes:
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2014, 03:09:59 am »
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 03:24:57 am »
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squids, LL, BRD and kesh  :rolleyes:
Wat

Acre with Astralis and trading with WotN. WotN is with BlackCompany. Astralis is with Occitan. Hosp is with Occitan. Not sure what MB is doing but imma guess they are with one of those.

With strat halfway over, its a nice carebear system NA has got going.

PS: I didnt mention Frisians cuz they dont wanna be mentioned as doing anything  :wink:
« Last Edit: May 31, 2014, 04:00:31 am by PsychoTwins »
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 03:35:41 am »
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2014, 04:44:31 am »
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Wat

Acre with Astralis and trading with WotN. WotN is with BlackCompany. Astralis is with Occitan. Hosp is with Occitan. Not sure what MB is doing but imma guess they are with one of those.

With strat halfway over, its a nice carebear system NA has got going.

PS: I didnt mention Frisians cuz they dont wanna be mentioned as doing anything  :wink:

Whoa, Strat's half over and there's only been one war of consequence?  I call Shame on all you factions that aren't fighting.  Go sit in your fiefs counting silver and adjusting your ledgers while the real men send their loyal subjects to die horribly in pointless wars.

And quit whining about everyone ganging up on Squids.  A blockade is a viable tactic, but it pisses people off.  Think Lusitania, people, or the British blockade of Europe that led to the American invasion of Canada.  Blockades piss Americans off.

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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2014, 05:33:48 am »
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I mean, Frisia might have done things but we got discouraged from playing because they made economy so much more tough.

I really just don't get it. I'm personally fucking irritated by the fact that the powers that be decided that while this game is in a constant decline in playerbase they should make Strategus LESS accessible. I just don't get it, and I wish they hadn't nerfed economy this hard. Strategus is halfway over, and it's been entirely boring.

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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2014, 06:18:49 am »
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I mean, Frisia might have done things but we got discouraged from playing because they made economy so much more tough.

I really just don't get it. I'm personally fucking irritated by the fact that the powers that be decided that while this game is in a constant decline in playerbase they should make Strategus LESS accessible. I just don't get it, and I wish they hadn't nerfed economy this hard. Strategus is halfway over, and it's been entirely boring.

Similarly they introduce Conquest as Siege on small pop NA  :?
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2014, 07:34:38 am »
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Hey man...i dig conquest

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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2014, 08:08:53 am »
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Whoa, Strat's half over and there's only been one war of consequence?  I call Shame on all you factions that aren't fighting.  Go sit in your fiefs counting silver and adjusting your ledgers while the real men send their loyal subjects to die horribly in pointless wars.

And quit whining about everyone ganging up on Squids.  A blockade is a viable tactic, but it pisses people off.  Think Lusitania, people, or the British blockade of Europe that led to the American invasion of Canada.  Blockades piss Americans off.

Never said Squids was getting ganged on because we aren't lol. Saying NA is carebearing and that sucks.

Also, only cut off Acre members from trading, not everyone. Was explained in post but the word blockade has a set definition I guess.
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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2014, 08:23:42 am »
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hmm

im part of house stark...hmm

hmmm

GOODLUCK TALA!!!

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That was a very wise decision.  If your clan goes to war, the best thing to do is run away.  Of course, you might be friends with the Squids, so it may not be all cowardice.  No, wait, it is cowardice.  I've been on Squid TS and I think they're all awesome guys.  But I'll still fight them.  Cuz that's why we're here.  I suggest you just play native and trade from Tulga to Sargoth.  Just watch out for them looters.

Oh, sorry PsychoTwins.  I thought your first post was sarcastic.  I should have known your bloodlust is only matched by my own.  Cya in the field.

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Re: House Stark declares war on the Republic of Squids
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2014, 10:39:36 am »
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I mean, Frisia might have done things but we got discouraged from playing because they made economy so much more tough.

I really just don't get it. I'm personally fucking irritated by the fact that the powers that be decided that while this game is in a constant decline in playerbase they should make Strategus LESS accessible. I just don't get it, and I wish they hadn't nerfed economy this hard. Strategus is halfway over, and it's been entirely boring.

Yeah strat, as a thing by itself, somehow combines boredom, time consumption, and bad-gay (not good gay). The stray aspect of the game is literally anti-fun. Just waiting for tickets after grinding in another game and walking around with goods for a trade bonus. Its dumb. I appreciate the effort by the devs, but its ham-fisted gamey-ness and artificial complexity are dumb dumb.

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