CS:GO Update; I was playing with the Frisians, and Sugar's back is so damn sore
Let me put you in the moment:
HAPHAP social_anxiety_disorder_sugar is running back from mid after our push got stomped. He picks up a CT auto to save some cash for us in the next round. He forms a plan as he heads up to the apartments, the blood spray still fresh in the air from the last conflict. He rushes up a ramp and into the apartments where he pops a squat on a dirty couch inside. There is an open door to his left and a long hall before him. Seeing that he's autistic and has 1:30 on the clock until he gets pulled out, he flips on the ghetto TV in front of him and watches some Chinese porn (see below). 30 seconds later, the NSA is preparing to breach the two entrances, but Sugar's autism senses were already tingling by that point. Sugar drops his tissues and picks up his auto as the NSA storms into the apartment. Sugar guns the one down the hall and suppresses the one trying to make his way into the door. He sprints down the hall, bullets flying behind him, and escapes.
Sugar went on to go 4/20 in his attempt to get 69 points against the NSA.