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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #375 on: May 17, 2014, 02:58:34 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #376 on: May 17, 2014, 03:34:16 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #378 on: May 17, 2014, 05:19:07 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #379 on: May 17, 2014, 06:38:23 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #380 on: May 17, 2014, 12:04:49 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #381 on: May 17, 2014, 03:58:53 pm »
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We don't like the way the diplomacy subforum is being used right now - most threads derail into offtopic within page 1. We want to see more roleplaying and in-character conversation. This doesn't mean hardcore roleplaying, but you should write stuff with your character in mind.

Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- complete sentences, proper grammar - as above, put some effort in it.
- stay on topic
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)
- same for youtube videos - unless you've done one yourself, it's most likely inappropiate.
- refrain from using "modern talk" - comparing a battle with the invasion of the iraq doesn't really help setting the mood
- think of it as people with messages that are getting sent to all of the lords.
- keep it in the timespan - so no talk about last strategus rounds, if possible

This single thread breaks almost every rule. Anyone wanna finish off any other rule that hasn't been broken yet. Seize the opportunity people.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #382 on: May 17, 2014, 04:29:44 pm »
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This single thread breaks almost every rule. Anyone wanna finish off any other rule that hasn't been broken yet. Seize the opportunity people.

We broke all of the rules. We also broke a bunch of more general rules as well.

What does this teach us?

No one really gives a fuck anymore.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #383 on: May 17, 2014, 09:58:11 pm »
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We broke all of the rules. We also broke a bunch of more general rules as well.

What does this teach us?

No one really gives a fuck anymore.

viva la freedom!

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #384 on: May 17, 2014, 11:15:46 pm »
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Oh Sugar, there is something about you that truly draws sincerity and pleasure out from our inner being. You're so eloquent in your humble state that it mesmerizes the vast number of players who look up to you. I don't know if you know this, but you're one of the grand personalities that holds the fine community together, driving us toward the preservation of this not only this mod, but the livelihood that was built by players like you.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #385 on: May 18, 2014, 06:20:50 am »
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This single thread breaks almost every rule. Anyone wanna finish off any other rule that hasn't been broken yet. Seize the opportunity people.

That reminds me of when I first started posting in diplomacy. I would get warned for in-character RP posts because they had images that weren't directly related to strategus. Or maybe the forum moderators were just racist against witches.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #386 on: May 19, 2014, 07:16:43 am »
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As you can see, cleaning up this trash became too tedious.


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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #387 on: May 19, 2014, 03:32:41 pm »
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CS:GO Update; I was playing with the Frisians, and Sugar's back is so damn sore

Let me put you in the moment:

HAPHAP social_anxiety_disorder_sugar is running back from mid after our push got stomped. He picks up a CT auto to save some cash for us in the next round. He forms a plan as he heads up to the apartments, the blood spray still fresh in the air from the last conflict. He rushes up a ramp and into the apartments where he pops a squat on a dirty couch inside. There is an open door to his left and a long hall before him. Seeing that he's autistic and has 1:30 on the clock until he gets pulled out, he flips on the ghetto TV in front of him and watches some Chinese porn (see below). 30 seconds later, the NSA is preparing to breach the two entrances, but Sugar's autism senses were already tingling by that point. Sugar drops his tissues and picks up his auto as the NSA storms into the apartment. Sugar guns the one down the hall and suppresses the one trying to make his way into the door. He sprints down the hall, bullets flying behind him, and escapes.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #388 on: May 21, 2014, 04:07:30 am »
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CS:GO Update; I was playing with the Frisians, and Sugar's back is so damn sore

Let me put you in the moment:

HAPHAP social_anxiety_disorder_sugar is running back from mid after our push got stomped. He picks up a CT auto to save some cash for us in the next round. He forms a plan as he heads up to the apartments, the blood spray still fresh in the air from the last conflict. He rushes up a ramp and into the apartments where he pops a squat on a dirty couch inside. There is an open door to his left and a long hall before him. Seeing that he's autistic and has 1:30 on the clock until he gets pulled out, he flips on the ghetto TV in front of him and watches some Chinese porn (see below). 30 seconds later, the NSA is preparing to breach the two entrances, but Sugar's autism senses were already tingling by that point. Sugar drops his tissues and picks up his auto as the NSA storms into the apartment. Sugar guns the one down the hall and suppresses the one trying to make his way into the door. He sprints down the hall, bullets flying behind him, and escapes.

Sugar went on to go 4/20 in his attempt to get 69 points against the NSA.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #389 on: May 21, 2014, 05:00:04 am »
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Let's run this shit into the ground.

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