The acre clan tells lies, their treasury is not large enough to support their outrageous claims to pay bounties. Instead they will use the little gold they have to fund the Bowser/Illuminati coalition. We must not let this happen. Fight for the Squids and Yoshis, and together we will stop the creation of the new world order.
The people of the world from NA to CN must unite against this foe, only as a moderately sized group may we stop them.
(You're a lazy bastard if you need the TL;DR)
TL;DR NA: Fight for squids, for freedom and oil.
TL;DR EU: Fight for squids, for communism and the people.
TL;DR CN: Fight for squids, for your venerable leader, Kim Jong Un.