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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2014, 11:09:49 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #61 on: May 07, 2014, 05:57:06 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #62 on: May 07, 2014, 06:03:07 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #63 on: May 07, 2014, 07:54:31 am »
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about a week later i notice acre attacked an undefended fief that was a bit outside of our main territory and wrote a really cute RP about it.
I'm so glad you thought it was cute.  I was actually quite tired when I wrote it but I was aspiring to cuteness.

But quite frankly I'm delighted the way things are going.  Successful campaign in the desert, then I got cocky and kept heading west.  And then I was surprised by the might of the G-force armies... I mean really, 3 armies, 2 heavily armed and 1 shiny- yeah shiny! Who the hell makes Shiny equipment here in NA?  And who can afford it?  And all armies over 1200 men.  They surrounded me, but I made a run for it.  And I made it.  But then I got impatient, and, thinking I was safely out of range, marched exhausted men.  Stupid, I know, but I seem to have problems with patience.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #64 on: May 07, 2014, 08:13:32 am »
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Great post.  "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." Love the Conan quote. Could've sworn I've used that quote when I first started playing strat. Awesome :)
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #65 on: May 07, 2014, 08:39:31 am »
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Oddly enough, I just started playing Strat.  Well, last strat I tried building a few armies but kept getting killed by the bowlers.  After weeks of safe travel, I lost interest.  Then I'd get a message saying 'so and so from FIDLGB defeated you.  I tried getting angry, but their return messages were so funny and great I just couldn't.

If you see me in NA1, I try to attack Acre boys, or better yet my compatriot Dirk (often I get killed trying to get to them), because really, if you're going to get killed, its better when done by friends.

But I'm new enough to be excited by Strat.  Not quite as cold and jaded as you have become.  Do you look  back on your early Strat days with a certain wistfulness?

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #66 on: May 07, 2014, 08:47:31 am »
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Well strat definitely ruins relationships with crpg friends. When I look back and think about who I fucked over, I feel bad. It really is horrible. But I don't keep that from stopping a decision to be made. I guess you can say I've turned cold and jaded. Do I like it, no. Do I regret it, yes. Will I keep fighting, yes.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #67 on: May 07, 2014, 08:49:35 am »
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So what you are saying is, 'War is hell?'  Fortunately being a cold, jaded ancient warrior with too much blood on his hands is pretty awesome too.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #68 on: May 07, 2014, 08:57:51 am »
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More or less yea lol.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #69 on: May 07, 2014, 09:50:22 am »
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Well strat definitely ruins relationships with crpg friends. When I look back and think about who I fucked over, I feel bad. It really is horrible. But I don't keep that from stopping a decision to be made. I guess you can say I've turned cold and jaded. Do I like it, no. Do I regret it, yes. Will I keep fighting, yes.

I mean you've attacked us solely at Ismirala without provocation 4 times within 4 strat rounds. That doesn't mean a relationship has been ruined at all. It just means that if we aren't expecting similar intrusions from you in the future, we'd be pretty gat-dang retarded. Yeah, a lot of us will focus on in NA1 on the rare occasion that you're playing, but that's because if we don't the rest of our team will get pooper-pounded into submission.

It takes a really big fucking-over to cement hostile relations between parties.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #70 on: May 07, 2014, 10:10:32 am »
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Well strat definitely ruins relationships with crpg friends.

Do you all care THAT much about strat you all get pissy with each other over what one faction does in a global environment? Why not kick back in NA1 and chillax in a teamspeak having the good laughs with some friends while we 'gf' each other. I am not saying 'don't do strat,' just saying don't let an e-war ruin friendships.

Disclaimer: This is one of my few serious posts, not my usual trolly posts. But honestly, don't let a game ruin friendships.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2014, 10:16:42 am »
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Exactly what westgate said. It is just a game. Hate people because they're fuckwits not because they play war in an imaginary land on the internet.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #72 on: May 07, 2014, 10:30:07 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #73 on: May 07, 2014, 02:19:11 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #74 on: May 07, 2014, 02:40:44 pm »
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