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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2013, 03:25:49 am »
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I would make a joke about how I would kill myself, but I don't want the FBI kicking down my door thinking I'm a unstable psychopath
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2013, 03:56:36 am »
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Well at least it would be more fun for myself.

That's true. However, it's kind of absurd, because fun is probably the last thing on the mind of people who are going to kill themselves.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2013, 05:48:22 am »
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That's true. However, it's kind of absurd, because fun is probably the last thing on the mind of people who are going to kill themselves.

You would be surprised what people do in crazy situations.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2013, 08:26:01 am »
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I would make a joke about how I would kill myself, but I don't want the FBI kicking down my door thinking I'm a unstable psychopath

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2013, 08:52:12 am »
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People should just take a hot bath and cut their arteries. Certain death, not very painful, and easy to clean up for those who find you.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2013, 02:16:13 pm »
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Self-immolation or gunshot to the heart.

Worst choices ever.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2013, 02:36:39 pm »
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2013, 04:44:58 pm »
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A fine example of why you should do some things yourself:

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2013, 04:47:07 pm »
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Worst choices ever.

They are pretty much the most painful ways but they also seem the most "dignified" method.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2013, 05:01:58 pm »
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A bag of sleeping pills, I think it doesnt get any less ugly/painful than that.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2013, 05:10:35 pm »
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Suicide is the choice of lazy people. Worst thing you can do tbh. No wonder religion forbids it.

If you feel like shit and want to kill yourself, don't do it. There are much better ways to waste your life. Since we live in corrupted society, it's always better to try to kill some major douchebag instead (big shot criminal for example). Even if you fail, you'll be a hero to some people. By killing yourself, you'll just be loser in eyes of everyone.

Yeah, this is me calling out to people who want to kill themselves, to try to kill someone else instead.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2013, 05:13:39 pm »
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Why are we even discussing this? O_o
Suicide is the choice of lazy people. Worst thing you can do tbh. No wonder religion forbids it.

If you feel like shit and want to kill yourself, don't do it. There are much better ways to waste your life. Since we live in corrupted society, it's always better to try to kill some major douchebag instead (big shot criminal for example). Even if you fail, you'll be a hero to some people. By killing yourself, you'll just be loser in eyes of everyone.

Yeah, this is me calling out to people who want to kill themselves, to try to kill someone else instead.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2013, 05:14:31 pm »
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Suicide is not the choice of the lazy people, but the sick people.

A healthy person is incapable of killing himself, it needs a mental disorder to be actually capable of doing it. At least from what I read.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2013, 05:15:16 pm »
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Suicide is the choice of lazy people. Worst thing you can do tbh. No wonder religion forbids it.

If you feel like shit and want to kill yourself, don't do it. There are much better ways to waste your life. Since we live in corrupted society, it's always better to try to kill some major douchebag instead (big shot criminal for example). Even if you fail, you'll be a hero to some people. By killing yourself, you'll just be loser in eyes of everyone.

Yeah, this is me calling out to people who want to kill themselves, to try to kill someone else instead.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2013, 06:05:03 pm »
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I remember back in a high-school's health class we were supposed to pick topics for teen "issues"; drugs, pregnancy, and things of that nature. I picked teenage suicide and was taken aside afterwards and asked if I was depressed and needed help.  :lol:

Suicide is the last bastion of hope for a man who's world he perceives as hopeless. I'm guessing it's from skewed mental processes more then the contents of thought. Back in the day I had friends I would joke with about suicide.
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