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how to prevent suicide
« on: December 13, 2013, 06:09:12 pm »
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people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 06:33:14 pm »
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Hm, I expected him to accidentally kick him off the ledge to the outside and murder him, thus preventing suicide.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 06:37:31 pm »
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Those ones are just attention seekers anyhow. Wanna do it? Fine. But do you really need to have a crowd watching you? Attention whore much.


Too pussy to do it anyhow.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 07:28:00 pm »
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I thought it was going to be the one where the guy kicks him out of the window onto the inflatable landing pad thing.
And how!

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 07:35:50 pm »
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Hm, I expected him to accidentally kick him off the ledge to the outside and murder him, thus preventing suicide.
or something like this:
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 07:44:29 pm »
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or something like this:
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what the fuck
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 07:51:05 pm »
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 07:52:47 pm »
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Probably some presentation show...
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 08:15:03 pm »
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In the US I'd expect the man to sue.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 12:58:04 am »
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People should just take a hot bath and cut their arteries. Certain death, not very painful, and easy to clean up for those who find you.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 01:27:37 am »
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People should just take a hot bath and cut their arteries. Certain death, not very painful, and easy to clean up for those who find you.
If I were to kill myself I would at least do it with some style. Like jumping out of an airplane or some shit.

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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2013, 01:37:16 am »
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If I were to kill myself I would at least do it with some style. Like jumping out of an airplane or some shit.

Because chunks of meat on the ground are really stylish. Selfish and vain, even in death.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2013, 02:20:43 am »
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Self-immolation or gunshot to the heart.
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2013, 02:27:25 am »
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or something like this:
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Re: how to prevent suicide
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2013, 03:16:09 am »
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Because chunks of meat on the ground are really stylish. Selfish and vain, even in death.
Well at least it would be more fun for myself.