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What mercenaries do you most want on your team (BIG FUCKING POLL)?

Frumpty_Dumpty
2 (0.4%)
Rohypnol
29 (6%)
Leman_Russ
17 (3.5%)
Allers
24 (4.9%)
Firebus
6 (1.2%)
Keshian
16 (3.3%)
Arowaine
26 (5.3%)
THE GOBBLIN KING (totally not just here because I'm making the poll, right?)
16 (3.3%)
Sandersson
22 (4.5%)
Cikel
5 (1%)
Jack
10 (2.1%)
Aldogalus
10 (2.1%)
Conqueefador
7 (1.4%)
Lumetta
8 (1.6%)
Shitknife
0 (0%)
Chestaklese
0 (0%)
Devilize
5 (1%)
Tristran
4 (0.8%)
Plumbo
2 (0.4%)
Cyranule
6 (1.2%)
San
29 (6%)
Ostulor
2 (0.4%)
Canary
19 (3.9%)
Dreadnok
8 (1.6%)
Kaoklai
9 (1.8%)
Jaren
0 (0%)
Tretter
0 (0%)
Longbow
1 (0.2%)
Pepe Le Pew
4 (0.8%)
Palatro
1 (0.2%)
Orlando
1 (0.2%)
DBrookz
9 (1.8%)
Bonsai
8 (1.6%)
Phantasmal
10 (2.1%)
Sauce
5 (1%)
Tanken
5 (1%)
RJ
2 (0.4%)
FarmerBob
7 (1.4%)
Jona
2 (0.4%)
Pistachio
0 (0%)
Boom_Shaka_Laka
0 (0%)
Defodijabox
1 (0.2%)
Smoothrich
5 (1%)
Silveredge
1 (0.2%)
Internet_Explorer
4 (0.8%)
Spaniard
0 (0%)
Arys
3 (0.6%)
Turboflex
1 (0.2%)
Relit
5 (1%)
Carac
1 (0.2%)
Matey
6 (1.2%)
Zildjian
3 (0.6%)
Oohilac
3 (0.6%)
Voester
6 (1.2%)
Greatsage
4 (0.8%)
Anders
4 (0.8%)
James
0 (0%)
Giggleknight
1 (0.2%)
Mr. Pibb
4 (0.8%)
Rubes
3 (0.6%)
Illuminati
0 (0%)
Goretooth
9 (1.8%)
Rhaelys
6 (1.2%)
Slim
5 (1%)
Duckles
2 (0.4%)
Billy_Whitmore
2 (0.4%)
Ascalon
2 (0.4%)
Tyefire
0 (0%)
Vespasian
3 (0.6%)
Crassus
0 (0%)
Huey Newton
12 (2.5%)
Chucky Tosser
7 (1.4%)
Aderyn
7 (1.4%)
Bagge
10 (2.1%)
HESKEYTIME
5 (1%)
Cup
0 (0%)
Badplayer
9 (1.8%)
Artyem
1 (0.2%)
Ramza
0 (0%)
Ken456
15 (3.1%)

Total Members Voted: 123

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After my last post I decided polls are pretty fun. Incoming poll. I hope it has a fair amount of answers by the time I come back.

Holy fuck it took like 7 minutes to write all those names, if anyone is going to bitch that someone good isn't on there you can go ahead and suck my fat GOBBLIN cock because I am not taking the time to write anymore names.

Theres 70 fucking names on there, I'll be surprised if anyone fucking votes its such an overwhelming list of pure fucking autism.
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were europ???
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were europ???

Make your own thread. Thats just like you Yuropoors to ask an American to accommodate you.

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but amerik is cule.
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I pick Huey six times and Chucky once.
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Smoothrich and Anders for entertainment, the rest for skill;
Allers
Kaoklai
Cyranule
ROHYPNOL
San
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what the fuck? you link this to me but i am not even included? how dare you
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PLEASE NOTE: ADDITIONAL VOTE OPTIONS ADDED BECAUSE SPERGS BITCHED AND WHINED ABOUT NOT BEING ON THE LIST.

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PLEASE NOTE: ADDITIONAL VOTE OPTIONS ADDED BECAUSE SPERGS BITCHED AND WHINED ABOUT NOT BEING ON THE LIST.
list that list  :twisted:
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Most of them
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Rohypnol
 
Leman_Russ
 
Allers
   
Aldogalus

Lumetta

Kesh




Poll is seriously flawed

If Knightmare_ \ Horror was on the list i would vote him 7 times

easy
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someone voted for me... poll is lies. I'm a bad strat merc 50% of the time, a good one 40% of the time and really useful 10% of the time... How do I get voted?! especially since the 10% useful doesn't mean i got a good kdr!

p.s. i too looked for knightmare. I also looked for Desire. reliable Crossbros are always great to have on your side!

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someone voted for me... poll is lies. I'm a bad strat merc 50% of the time, a good one 40% of the time and really useful 10% of the time... How do I get voted?! especially since the 10% useful doesn't mean i got a good kdr!

p.s. i too looked for knightmare. I also looked for Desire. reliable Crossbros are always great to have on your side!

ME!!!!!!!!!

Also, who the HELL voted for me? At best I'm a good engineer, decent shielder(except on flat maps with a horse and GL!)
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Also, surprised Bonsai doesn't have more votes. Literally the best war advisor/utility player you could have on the roster, period. He is also a fucking master of 2d poles.

But honestly, I'd want almost all of these mercs, I've seen most of these players on top of the board on several strat battles.
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I can't even vote for myself lol
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