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What mercenaries do you most want on your team (BIG FUCKING POLL)?

Frumpty_Dumpty
2 (0.4%)
Rohypnol
29 (6%)
Leman_Russ
17 (3.5%)
Allers
24 (4.9%)
Firebus
6 (1.2%)
Keshian
16 (3.3%)
Arowaine
26 (5.3%)
THE GOBBLIN KING (totally not just here because I'm making the poll, right?)
16 (3.3%)
Sandersson
22 (4.5%)
Cikel
5 (1%)
Jack
10 (2.1%)
Aldogalus
10 (2.1%)
Conqueefador
7 (1.4%)
Lumetta
8 (1.6%)
Shitknife
0 (0%)
Chestaklese
0 (0%)
Devilize
5 (1%)
Tristran
4 (0.8%)
Plumbo
2 (0.4%)
Cyranule
6 (1.2%)
San
29 (6%)
Ostulor
2 (0.4%)
Canary
19 (3.9%)
Dreadnok
8 (1.6%)
Kaoklai
9 (1.8%)
Jaren
0 (0%)
Tretter
0 (0%)
Longbow
1 (0.2%)
Pepe Le Pew
4 (0.8%)
Palatro
1 (0.2%)
Orlando
1 (0.2%)
DBrookz
9 (1.8%)
Bonsai
8 (1.6%)
Phantasmal
10 (2.1%)
Sauce
5 (1%)
Tanken
5 (1%)
RJ
2 (0.4%)
FarmerBob
7 (1.4%)
Jona
2 (0.4%)
Pistachio
0 (0%)
Boom_Shaka_Laka
0 (0%)
Defodijabox
1 (0.2%)
Smoothrich
5 (1%)
Silveredge
1 (0.2%)
Internet_Explorer
4 (0.8%)
Spaniard
0 (0%)
Arys
3 (0.6%)
Turboflex
1 (0.2%)
Relit
5 (1%)
Carac
1 (0.2%)
Matey
6 (1.2%)
Zildjian
3 (0.6%)
Oohilac
3 (0.6%)
Voester
6 (1.2%)
Greatsage
4 (0.8%)
Anders
4 (0.8%)
James
0 (0%)
Giggleknight
1 (0.2%)
Mr. Pibb
4 (0.8%)
Rubes
3 (0.6%)
Illuminati
0 (0%)
Goretooth
9 (1.8%)
Rhaelys
6 (1.2%)
Slim
5 (1%)
Duckles
2 (0.4%)
Billy_Whitmore
2 (0.4%)
Ascalon
2 (0.4%)
Tyefire
0 (0%)
Vespasian
3 (0.6%)
Crassus
0 (0%)
Huey Newton
12 (2.5%)
Chucky Tosser
7 (1.4%)
Aderyn
7 (1.4%)
Bagge
10 (2.1%)
HESKEYTIME
5 (1%)
Cup
0 (0%)
Badplayer
9 (1.8%)
Artyem
1 (0.2%)
Ramza
0 (0%)
Ken456
15 (3.1%)

Total Members Voted: 123

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Offline Lt_Anders

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Also, surprised Bonsai doesn't have more votes. Literally the best war advisor/utility player you could have on the roster, period. He is also a fucking master of 2d poles.

But honestly, I'd want almost all of these mercs, I've seen most of these players on top of the board on several strat battles.

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No Seriously, who voted me?
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No Seriously, who voted me?

No gay porn or lulzy tabs?

I am disappoint.
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I only voted for myself but in hindsight I would like to mention Sauce in the tops

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Also, where is Knightmare?
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Sandersson
bagge
Chucky
Phantasmal
San
dreadnok

PS: Where is Rhalzo? I'd like my team to have a positive attitude.
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No Seriously, who voted me?

I did. Because SOAP. And Smoothrich and you in one TeamSpeak, I would pay to listen to the obvious outcome of that.
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I complained that I wasn't on there, and then I voted for Kesh and nobody else.

But if Rhalzo was on there I'd definitely pick him, he raises morale like no other.
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So many names, but I'd prefer if all the good xbowers would be on my team so I don't get oneshot 24/7
I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.

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Rhalzo
Smoothrich
Havelle
OILCAN
Bitchyouaint
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1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Abstaining from vote because you're not doing a great job without Rhalzo on there.

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As long as I'm doing better than cikel.

We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter.

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Please fix the poll.  There is no option for me, and then there are other options.  Please fix this glaring oversight.
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Abstaining from vote because you're not doing a great job without Rhalzo on there.
agreed

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pshhh bonsai i want a duel for best 2d pole, first off its def Voester and 2nd I whip that ass all day with stab chamber.. so i bid to you, sir.. 'come at me bro'
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